The Nineteenth Byte

I read "pursuit" as "fursuit" and that's a pretty accurate reflection of nixos users

If you paid attention to philosophy instead of mocking it you'd know these things :p

I like to think that we don't discover chat's bugs, it wills us to know them.

Let me be garbage collected

@lyxal Last week I saw two kids (around 8-11 I think) running up to random people and just literally singing Never Gonna Give You Up. Glad to see the tradition alive in the next generation.

windows 11 sticking out its gyatt for the gatezzler

it would be pretty funny if there's actually, like, a gender-warping memetic hazard embedded in the CGCC site

ah, commitment issues

I do not fear death, nor what comes after. I have looked into the eyes of RFC 6265's server-side date format parsing requirements, and defeated it.

also first vyxal answer woo codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/276520/88192

yeah the bad news is I'm writing a real program for once

but I feel like statistically I must know at least one cis man

you're not clear, you're lyxal

@RydwolfPrograms It's me. I'm Cishet Man, straighter than a beam of light. I feed on the straightness of those around me, growing ever more straight while everyone else grows ever more queer. Mwahaha.

Fun fact: the officially recommended mitigation for Hertzbleed is just "change how you do computation so that the power usage can't be analyzed"

Any hangout with me on CMU's campus will eventually degenerate into trespassing

Could SOMEONE please give me A TRUCKLOAD OF BUTTER because gosh dang I need some of that yellow diary please I need it so badly

Personally I don't see the issue with having too many sex chromosomes. I'd just be like "guys I have so much more sex than y'all"

from types import FunctionType
from typing import Self
import inspect

class Match(type):
    def __new__(self: Self, name: str, bases: tuple, namespace: dict[str, any], thing: any):
        for member in namespace.values():
            if isinstance(member, FunctionType):
                signature = inspect.signature(member)
                assert len(signature.parameters) == 1, "One parameter expected for a case"
                if list(signature.parameters.values())[0].annotation == thing:
                    return member(thing)

"BREAKING: Archived posts from 2023 show Senator John Sharpchin (R-NC) commenting on miku binder thomas jefferson fanart"

@Bbrk24 What?? I'd never take a part of my identity, change an e to a y, and pronounce it exactly the same

@DLosc I wrote a tinylisp interpreter in Acc!!

Oh my gosh, It's nearly Advent of Code isn't it!

@lyxal Absolutely. C is an acronym for C.

oh come onn

the crunchier the logos the smarter the people running the website

PSA: If y'all have a web apps account, or want to make one, it'd be great if y'all could go over and send some spam flags their way. They're under heavy spam wave attack and a lot of chq regulars and mods have had their spam flags dried up

new permanently frozen room just dropped (spoiler it's the sand trap)

the satire paper I write for made a joke about an andrew carnegie onlyfans as a source of funding and long story short I now own industrialistfeet.net as a redirect to our homepage lmao

@Bbrk24 Vyxal is now more trans than APL

new documentation and outcome tag for meta posts just dropped

@Adám Reminds me of the time I got scolded by my parents for going 120 mph, back when they had my life360. I was flying a plane.

No, see: If you write docs, you'll never need them. If you don't write docs, you'll spend hours trying to find them

two brackets is all the secret service needed at that trump rally smh

TIL that you can see flags/reviews on SO regardless of reputation at stackoverflow.com/admin.php

if I had a nickel for every friend who came out as transfem this week I would have two nickels

for those using poetry/rye/whatever for python package management, it's about time to move to uv (blog post from the creator of rye, uv)

pxeger challenge reference??

WARNING: THE CHAOS HAS BREACHED THE CHQ CONTAINMENT FIELD. RUN BEFORE IT SPREADS FURTHER.

Like "cousin once removed" is someone who was banned from being a cousin for like 7 days

So hear me out, but I think that if we put enough pressure on the people who own StackExcahnge, that they would rename every site to be ButterExchange. I think that would be great and a really good addition to the network. It'd be a butterwork (rather than a network).

git'); git revert HEAD~100000 --