@spugsley enters the room.

spugsley

Sep 2, 2013 00:07

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

skovacs1

Hmmm. Strange thing in Cookie Clicker. Achievements say I have 2 to go. Game code lists 3 I'm missing. In the achievement section, the two I'm missing are present and greyed. This implies that the third is a shadow achievement, but there's no reason for it to be. This extra achievement is for clicking 77 golden cookies and falls perfectly in line with the 1,7, and 27 golden cookie achievements.

@spugsley For a sec, the H looked like a K and the latter I's looked like l's. I think I need a break.

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FEichinger

It's a wild @spugsley.

user15026

@spugsley HELLO

skovacs1

@FEichinger Your star-bait was ineffective.

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:09

@skovacs1 That ... was actually not star-bait.

I've given up on @spugsley star-bait. She usually does that quite nicely on her own.

spugsley

@FEichinger I AM NOT STARBAIT!

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FEichinger

@spugsley Yes, you are.

spugsley

I AM A PERSON WITH FEELINGS

AND A LOT OF YELLING AND PENIS JOKES

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FEichinger

@spugsley That is indeed true. Those aren't mutually exclusive, however.

@spugsley ∎

skovacs1

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:13

@spugsley That's why I love you

spugsley

@AshleyNunn mmmmhmmmm ;)

skovacs1

@FEichinger All I see is a square.

FEichinger

@skovacs1 That is what you're supposed to see, yes.

kalina

@spugsley penises are pretty funny

spugsley

my potato tastes like bug spray

I hate outside

@kalina yes. If you look closely, every joke I've ever made is about a penis

actually, in truth, everything I say is about a penis

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user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:16

Penises all the way down....

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FEichinger

Aug 26 at 17:56, by OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger's Law of Gravitation says that every topic on The Bridge, must, inevitably, eventually return to sex, food, or insanity.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn yes a slippery slope of penises

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user15026

@spugsley ....its like a really awkward carnival ride

kalina

who said anything about awkward?

spugsley

:o

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:18

@kalina I dunno, they might poke uncomfortably

kalina

true, but they might also poke comfortably

FEichinger

sigh

spugsley

@kalina Like a massage!

kalina

yeah! exactly... kinda... like that, yeah!

er

skovacs1

@FEichinger I thought it was supposed to be ★

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:19

@skovacs1 No. If I want to send a star, I send a star.

skovacs1

@FEichinger Why a square though?

FEichinger

@skovacs1 U+220E

And now I shall proceed to die from laughter at the previous conversation.

skovacs1

@FEichinger ∏? That's not the black square I see. Are you sure you entered the correct code?

spugsley

NOOOOOOOOOOO

SALAD DRESSING EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEE

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Fluttershy

What the hell is going on in here? O_o

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:24

@spugsley So that's what you call it, eh?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley ... in light of the previous conversation, this is a terrifying euphemism.

skovacs1

@Fluttershy lack of ponies; abundance of @spugsley

kalina

creamy goodness

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz O_O OMG I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE OMG

I hate you all.

FEichinger

@skovacs1 It's the End of Proof character. There's several variations of it.

spugsley

Sep 2, 2013 00:25

@Fluttershy ummm...I came in

Fluttershy

@skovacs1 I think you mean "lack of ponies; abundance of penis"

FEichinger

@spugsley That was rather obvious.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley You are not helping yourself here.

skovacs1

@FEichinger Interesting. My course on proofs never used that mark.

user15026

@spugsley ...no comment

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:26

@Fluttershy Those are equivalent.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Wait what, @spugsley has a penis?

spugsley

Spugsley is to penis as penis is to penis

Mana

:(

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user20683

Pops his head into the Bridge and looks around

Mana

what...is this...

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:26

@LessPop_MoreFizz The correct logic would be "@spugsley is a penis".

user20683

O_o

FEichinger

But, no, that's not what I was shooting for.

Mana

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL CHATROOM YOU MORONS.

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kalina

@FEichinger all of this talk of penis and cummings and you choose to say this?

spugsley

@Mana I take full responsibility....:3

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:27

@FEichinger ......oh god

FEichinger

@kalina Subtle, isn't it?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana Good question.

Mana

YOU GO AROUND SCREAMING "GNOMESLICE, GNOMESLICE, HE'S SO LEWD AND TERRIBLE, HE RUINS THE CHATROOM WITH HIS TALK"

kalina

@Mana I've never said that

spugsley

@Mana I have never said that

FEichinger

Sep 2, 2013 00:27

Neither have I.

Mana

BUT LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT YOURSELVES.

user15026

@Mana Pretty sure that isn't what happens

spugsley

you are thinking of the wrong people

Mana

LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME.

kalina

@Mana @spugsley shouldn't look at herself, she's covered in cream

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:28

I am the same as I always was

spugsley

we are the perverted people that come in at night :3 The Bridge :After Dark

Mana

YOU ARE THE GNOMESLICES.

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skovacs1

@Mana Nor I. Also, I don't scream except when telling @spugsley that her capslock is malfunctioning.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina 'salad dressing'. Please.

spugsley

@kalina SALAD DRESSING

kalina

Sep 2, 2013 00:28

we call it salad cream

user15026

Yeah, come on, keep up with the terminology

spugsley

also it's on the floor not on me

user15026

@kalina That....no

FEichinger

@spugsley Only at night, huh?

kalina

you missed yourself?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Sep 2, 2013 00:28

@Mana WHO SLICES THE GNOMESLICE?

user15026

@spugsley Bad aim.

kalina

well that's disappointing

skovacs1

@spugsley Aren't you also on the floor?

spugsley

SPILLING SALAD DRESSING IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM

Mana

oh my god.

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LessPop_MoreFizz

Sep 2, 2013 00:29

@spugsley This situation calls for R. Kelly.

Mana

what am I supposed to do. what do I...do...

LessPop_MoreFizz

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user15026

@spugsley There's pills for that I think

FEichinger

@spugsley One would think so, yes.

Mana

FIVE YEAAAARS DUNGEON

LessPop_MoreFizz

Sep 2, 2013 00:29

@Mana something something fanfic.

Mana

NO TRIAL

kalina

@spugsley I have the exact same problem with sandwiches that have grated cheese in them, whenever I eat such a thing the cheese always falls out the other side

FEichinger

@kalina Which also invites similar conversations.

Mana

@kalina YOU. DUNGEON. EIGHT YEARS.

FEichinger

Every. Time.

user20683

Sep 2, 2013 00:30

@Mana calm down for a second and think about this.

user20683

You can't suspend me

kalina

@Mana YOU want ME in a dungeon for 8 years? Really?

user20683

well you could

user15026

@kalina ....sandwich with grated cheese?

user20683

but it'd do nothing

kalina

Sep 2, 2013 00:30

@AshleyNunn yeah, it's the lazy way of doing it

FEichinger

@Mana Dungeon? Really? Sex talk leads to dungeon out of all things? Rethink that, perhaps.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I linked the wrong R Kelly song, my bad, I didn't want Ignition, I wanted this one:

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user15026

@kalina why not like...sliced cheese

user15026

@FEichinger oooh sign me up

user15026

I mean....no. that would be terrible

kalina

Sep 2, 2013 00:31

@AshleyNunn hey don't ask me, ask the people who make the sandwiches! I just buy them

Mana

oh my god I hate all of you.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn No, I totally didn't see that coming.

spugsley

@Mana ME TOO

They've turned my crisis into a sex game!

user15026

@FEichinger Course not

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana :(

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:31

@spugsley yeah but you started the penis talk so

LessPop_MoreFizz

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FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Right, it's all @spugsley's fault.

So, let's blame @Wipqozn for it.

user15026

@FEichinger Works for me

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz what is this... I don't even

Mana

@LessPop_MoreFizz dear lord these lyrics. tag this NSFW please.

spugsley

Sep 2, 2013 00:32

@FEichinger a marvelous idea!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana It's R. Kelly. NSFW goes without saying tbqh.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz This

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina It's R. Kelly. This is just what he does.

FEichinger

@Mana Don't you think we could just tag the entire chat NSFW at this point?

I'm just saying.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also, these lyrics aren't anywhere near as awful and also appropriate to this room as Usher's 'Dot Com'.

user15026

Sep 2, 2013 00:33

I mean we can throw a tag on it

kalina

this chat is perfectly safe for work, I talk about penis all the time when I'm at work

spugsley

nah, we're calming down now

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