In which @badp becomes the Voice of God

Conversation started Dec 11, 2014 at 18:57.

badp

Dec 11, 2014 18:57

I SEE HOW IT IS, BRIDGE

I SEE

VERY WELL THEN

Matt Giltaji

@badp @Wipqozn's fault, totally

RedRiderX

@badp Aww come on now

SaintWacko

@Brant I'm pretty sure it was pinned yesterday

RedRiderX

What if I did this

Hey look at this cool thing @badp linked like a day ago!

badp

@RedRiderX NO NO I SEE I SEE

RedRiderX

Dec 11, 2014 18:58

See no stars

badp

IT IS BEING SEEN

IT IS A THING THAT IS UNDER MY ATTENTION

Brant

pfft

badp

MY UNDERSTANDING OF IT IS BEING REFRESHED AS WE SPEAK

IT IS SOMETHING MY OPINION OF WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN INACCURATE

ITS PREVIOUS STANDING IS BEING REEVALUATED

Lazers

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badp

THE TRUTH LIES BARE BEFORE ME

YOUR ONTOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED WEB OF CAREFULLY PLANNED WHITE LIES, CLEARLY VISIBLE IN BACKLIGHT

RedRiderX

Dec 11, 2014 19:02

Eww

badp

MAY I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE CURTAINS AROUND THE STAGE, AND THE ELEPHANT THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY PARKED THEREIN

HOW LONG HAS THAT ELEPHANT BEEN THERE

HAS IT EVEN EATEN ANYTHING IN THE LAST THREE YEARS

POOR POOR SWEET LITTLE THING

IT IS CLEAR NOW AS THE LIGHT OF DAY FILTERING THROUGH THE DUNGEONS OF SOCIAL INGENUITY

REMINDING US THAT THERE ARE COLORS OUT THERE OTHER THAN UPPERCASE

BUT THEY ARE BORING AND WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE DISCUSSED TURQUOISE

IT IS ALMOST THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE TURQUOISE DISCUSSION EVENT

Jason Berkan

I'm torn between being happy that @bapd isn't talking about life hacks, but being concerned because WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

badp

NOT TO SPEAK ABOUT OLIVE

POOR POOR SWEET LITTLE OLIVE COLOR

NO ONE EVER FINDS THE TIME TO SPEAK OF HOW HIDEOUSLY AWFUL YOU ARE

SaintWacko

Has @badp been taken over by Timecube?

badp

SITTING THERE UNCOMFORTABLY BETWEEN YELLOW AND GREEN IN THAT NO ONE COLOR'S LAND THAT IT IS ALL TOO EASY TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST

IN FACT IS THE ELEPHANT COLORED OLIVE?

I THINK IT MAY VERY WELL BE.

THAT MUST BE HOW IT ESCAPED SCRUTINY FOR SO LONG.

Yuuki

Dec 11, 2014 19:09

I think this is his mandatory "scream at the internet" session as demanded by his therapist.

badp

BUT HERE IT IS NOW. THE ORANGE ELEPHANT FROM CURTAINISTAN.

Matt Giltaji

I think @badp has tried to parse html using a regex

badp

HOW CAN YOU BE SURPRISED AT HIS SUDDEN ENTRANCE ON THE STAGE IF IT ALREADY WAS HERE

IT HAS NEVER STOPPED BEING A THING THAT WAS ON THE STAGE

UNFAILINGLY UNABATED BY THE ONTOLOGICAL CHALLENGES WE FACE ON A DAILY BASIS IN OUR HOLISTIC VIEWS OF KNOWLEDGE EXCHANGE

Yuuki

I think we're past "wat the f--k" and now heading into "we should've voted @ronnie as mod instead" territory.

badp

STARE UPON THE OLIVE ELEPHANT FROM CURTAINISTAN, FOR BY DOING SO YOU WILL BE STARING AT YOURSELVES

OH THE EXISTENTIAL PAIN YOU MIGHT BE FEELING RIGHT NOW IS ACTUALLY ANGUISH FROM MISTAKES MADE IN THE PAST, FOR THE OLIVE ELEPHANTS FROM CURTAINISTAN HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY CERTIFIED TO BE ONTOLOGICALLY CERTAIN

A MONAD OF POLITE SMILES AND CIRCUMSTANTIAL NODS

TRANSPARENTLY MAPPING FROM THE SET OF PEOPLE TO THE SET OF OLIVE ELEPHANTS FROM CURTAINISTAN

HASKELL, IT HAS BEEN YOU ALL ALONG, YOU FIEND CREATURE