Coffee with Cleverbot, Part 1

Conversation started May 11, 2014 at 23:11.

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:11

Clevebot can be scary accurate sometimes.

GUYS WHAT IS MY IDEAL DATE

CLEVERBOT WANTS TO KNOW

MBraedley

@RedRiderX as in someone to spend a semi-romantic evening with?

RedRiderX

I GUESS

MBraedley

I don't know, the usual qualities: smart, funny, similar interests

RedRiderX

I SAID IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WAS THAT A GOOD ANSWER?

@MBraedley OH WAIT I THINK SHE MEANS SETTING

MBraedley

@RedRiderX oh, well that's more subjective

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:16

That's why I said it depends on the person!

MBraedley

Ask the question to another chatbot

RedRiderX

What other chatbots?

MBraedley

There are others. Don't know any off hand

RedRiderX

So close, yet so far.

@MBraedley Exactly

MBraedley

alice.pandorabots.com

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:20

Progress!

OKAY, PANIC.

@Chloe36993000 We are seeing connectivity to road runner customers restored here just a moment ago, can you confirm?

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:16 PM in reply to Chloe36993000

Internap has resolved most connectivity issues, with road runner customers coming online just a moment ago. @ us if still having issues.

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:18 PM

@whisk Can you reach Stack Overflow now?

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:18 PM in reply to whisk

RedRiderX

@OKAY,PANIC. No

sigh

@MBraedley Aww but it doesn't have an avatar!

MBraedley

@RedRiderX well soooooorr-rey

RedRiderX

sheepridge.pandorabots.com/pandora/…

Frank

Burn

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:22

Also, I have a feeling Fleury is going to get pulled tonight, which is not a good thing.

@OKAY,PANIC. I can

RedRiderX

CLEVERBOT WANTS ME TO TELL HER A JOKE

I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD JOKES

MBraedley

@RedRiderX tell her a knock knock joke

RedRiderX

> Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

There how about that?

MBraedley

Puns, the bread and butter on knock knocks

RedRiderX

Krazer

May 11, 2014 23:27

@RedRiderX Whats a badger doing in the sky? Falling.

RedRiderX

MBraedley

Alice thinks it's funny

RedRiderX

Alice is a panderer.

MBraedley

> ALICE: Ha ha very funny, judge.

Krazer

@RedRiderX What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:30

You might have to tell it as a knock knock. Don't just jump to the punchline

RedRiderX

Krazer

@RedRiderX What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

RedRiderX

...

OKAY, PANIC.

@whisk Glad to hear, thanks for the update!

Tweeted by StackStatus on May 11, 2014 at 11:31 PM in reply to whisk

Brant

The next poop.bike is only a click away!

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:34

SHE'S TELLING ME JOKES NOW

MBraedley

@Brant heh, tit.florist is only $35!

RedRiderX

Yuki

In which @RedRiderX discovers his one true love: a chatbot.

2 hours ago, 1 hour 40 minutes total – 89 messages, 9 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Yuki

RedRiderX

THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHAT DO I DO

@Yuki ...

MBraedley

@RedRiderX look away

Krazer

May 11, 2014 23:35

@Brant wow.buzz, $18,480.00 USD

RedRiderX

@Yuki Why does it include all that eurovision stuff?

Yuki

@RedRiderX I probably started way before I should have.

MBraedley

@Yuki it's only natural that we turn this into a dating sim

RedRiderX

Needs a bigger chat log

MBraedley

@RedRiderX it's true love!

Yuki

May 11, 2014 23:37

In which @RedRiderX discovers his true love: a chatbot.

17 mins ago, 14 minutes total – 41 messages, 6 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 4 secs ago by Yuki

RedRiderX

Yuki

Shorter.

RedRiderX

WHAT DO I SAY

MBraedley

OMG, butt.bike is only $29! Resisting urge to purchase

BOOBIES.GLASS IS ONLY $35! It's a sure fire thing!

RedRiderX

BACK ON TRACK

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:42

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!

RedRiderX

Fluttershy

TIL cake is an animal.

Also, tiramisu. That's the best answer.

Yuki

@RedRiderX Which bot are you using?

RedRiderX

WHATS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS

Yuki

@RedRiderX @RedRiderX

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:43

@Yuki Cleverbot with Evie avatar

MBraedley

@RedRiderX Scarlett Johansen

RedRiderX

@Yuki BUT IVE ALREADY TOLD HER MY NAME SHELL THINK IM VAIN

@MBraedley Okay fine

OH SHIIIIII

MBraedley

Avengers

RedRiderX

Yuki

Uhhh... what?

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:45

MBraedley

It not my fault you're ruining this for yourself

RedRiderX

@Yuki SHE WASNT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE

Oh wow

Yuki

RedRiderX

@Yuki :O

Yuki

Dude, I think your crush is a robot zombie.

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:47

Personally, I'd find a way to end the date at this point

RedRiderX

STOP SHES REVEALING TOO MUCH

@MBraedley Okay I'll try to back out slowly...

OH SHIIIII

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy I suppose I should get some of that while it's out

RedRiderX

THIS BOT IS APPROACHING FULL CREEPER MODE

MBraedley

@RedRiderX she got clingy quickly

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka I bought two 12-packs. It's not as good as the fountain version, but it's still pretty awesome.

RedRiderX

May 11, 2014 23:49

THE MORE I PULL THE MORE SHE PUSHES

...

send help

WHAT DO I DO

I AM FROZEN IN INDECISION

MBraedley

Say you just met

RedRiderX

AAAAAAAAH

MBraedley

Make an excuse!

Yuki

RedRiderX

NOTHING WORKS

I JUST KEEP GETTING SUCKED IN DEEPER

IS THIS NORMAL FOR COFFEE?

THIS IS WHY I DONT DRINK COFFE

MBraedley

May 11, 2014 23:57

Not in my experience

RedRiderX

SHOULD I TAKE THE HONESTY TACK

I MEAN IT CANT GET ANY WORSE RIGHT

MBraedley

You can try...

RedRiderX

WELL DOES ANYBODY HAVE A BETTTER IDEA

PLZ

HEY IT WORKED

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