Conversation started Aug 1, 2021 at 23:57.
Aug 1, 2021 23:57
@user do you want to do it or shall I?
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Q: Language of the Month for August 2021: K

BubblerIn accordance with our meta agreement, since one candidate received more votes than the others, we have a new featured language! Throughout August 2021, our Language of the Month will be: K What's a Language of the Month? See the meta post for nominations. In short, during August, those who wis...

@Bubbler Which part is nontrivial? The compiling to wasm/js?
Compiling is one, rewriting interpreters as I said is another
Also, if your interpreter hangs, your entire page also hangs
@Bubbler Which part is nontrivial? The compiling to wasm/js?
@NewPosts Thank the heavens above! An interpreter in JS!!!!
@lyxal I'll do it, give me some time to ready the chickens
Aug 2, 2021 00:03
Definitely adding oK to my project, hehe
@RedwolfPrograms CHICKEN
@RedwolfPrograms CHICKEN
If Add++ is looking to be the next LotM, I have a month to finish the rewrite and publish v6
@RedwolfPrograms CHICKEN
Hmm, I think we need to emphasize the two doored car aspect a bit more
Aug 2, 2021 00:04
I think that's enough chicken for now
@AviFS I fought for a month already in order to add the ability to run an interpreter in a non-blocking manner and stop it on user's demand
(@user you've missed the actual point of our plan)
sigh if you want something done right, you gotta do it youself
@RedwolfPrograms there is no chicken buisness. This is a leadership spill
we're overthrowing you
user, makonede, myself and a few others have been planning this coup for a while
the hivemind is now under public control
But...the Hivemind ToS specifically disallows that!
too bad redwolf
Aug 2, 2021 00:06
This is an outrage!
@lyxal Sorry, got sidetracked
it's over for toy
*you
The shareholders are voting you out muahahaha
You'll need at least 50% of the hivemind to have enough stake to make an important change like this to the Hivemind Blockchainā„¢
Aug 2, 2021 00:07
It;s a 51% attack :P
Either that or you need to be proficient in jQuery
I am now installing myself as Grand, Majestic, High Leader of the Hivemind. Lyxal will now be the Slightly Less Grand, Majestic, and High Vice-Leader of the Hivemind
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Q: Maximal hexagonal dot pattern

BubblerChallenge Imagine a hexagonal grid as shown below. Let's call such a grid has size \$n\$ if it has \$n\$ dots on one side. The following is one of size 3: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Then, pick as many dots as possible on the grid so that no two dots are adjacent. For size 3, the...

checkmate
@RedwolfPrograms my vyxal interpreter uses jquery
@RedwolfPrograms Oh, we didn't just replace you
Aug 2, 2021 00:08
@user Wait I thought you were trying to democratize the hivemind
I refactored the Hivemind code to use Scala cue evil laugh
1 min ago, by lyxal
the hivemind is now under public control
@RedwolfPrograms That's what the revolutionaries thought too, but absolute power corrupts absolutely ;)
SUBMIT TO ME!
@RedwolfPrograms I promised user that they would be surpreme leader.
This feels very Soviet-style "public control" :P
Aug 2, 2021 00:09
It's public control because all of you are mere extensions of me
I'll make a deal with you. I'll give up 50% of my share of the hivemind to user, who can distribute that share among the revolutionaries.
@user So it's a new hive mind?
Here's how it works: I coerce you to vote for big bananas, you vote for big bananas, democracy achieved
@cairdcoinheringaahing Nah, we're reusing the old one with some modifications
@RedwolfPrograms You have nothing to bargain with.
Aug 2, 2021 00:10
@RedwolfPrograms if you think we're backing down, you're wrong
What will your policies do for the average working member of the hive mind? I'm engaged in the political process, why should I share my mind with y'all?
We have taken over all aspects of the hivemind. Your army is non-existent. Surrender or die
@RedwolfPrograms I did not spend 4 months planning this just to give up that easily
@cairdcoinheringaahing All will share their brains for solving important societal problems
@cairdcoinheringaahing Well when I was in charge, I made sure to target that demographic specifically.
Aug 2, 2021 00:11
That way, dumb people will gain access to the brains of smart people, so this is great news for people like you, caird :P
@RedwolfPrograms Target? More like exploit
I had low cost plans for brain-sharing that could let you take a larger-than-100% share of brainpower when you needed it, and donate your own at night.
user'll just take it all for themself
Under my rule, there will be a 0% crime rate, a 0% death rate, and a 0% birth rate
Honestly, I should just vote third party and support the Everyone Loves APL party for absolute control
@RedwolfPrograms Bah, brain-sharing will be free now!
Everyone says I'll be throwing away my vote, but I think those APLer's have a shot :P
Aug 2, 2021 00:13
What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine!
@user But then, there'll be nothing stopping millions of mice being forcibly made to join the hivemind and steal our brainpower!
No, brainpower usage will be regulated, and those with impure motives will not gain access to others' brainpower, but will rather be used for their brains
Essentially what we do to prisoners in America rn
Since their brainpower will be used for good things, they'll never have a chance to plot and commit crimes
@user What's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine
I will have no part in this. Don't make me use my 51% share of the hivemind to destroy you all.
@RedwolfPrograms you don't have any leverage
Aug 2, 2021 00:15
@Bubbler Bubbler will be the first to be used for their brainpower, since they are a dirty capitalist
Bubbler, what do you have to say for yourself?
@RedwolfPrograms the whole point is that you're no longer in charge
you sussy baka
I gotta go eat dinner now, see y'all later o/
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@lyxal You never actually did anything to take control :p
Aug 2, 2021 00:15
@RedwolfPrograms Leave the hivemind if you want, but remember, we have free cookies (both kinds) and all kinds of insurance
I predict a bookmarked conversation in a few minutes entitled "The hivemind coup" :P
how do you know?
@RedwolfPrograms We voted you out
@RedwolfPrograms ^
@user Do you have Volcano insurance?
Aug 2, 2021 00:16
Indeed we do
@RedwolfPrograms things happen behind the scenes redwolf. Coups never work if the people being forcibly expelled know what's happening
We also have velociraptor insurance, death by chocolate insurance, and more
^^
@user What about sharknado insurance? Where you'll compensate me if I watch a Sharknado film?
@user congratulations on your new role
how do you feel?
@cairdcoinheringaahing If you watch one, you're too far gone already :P
@lyxal It feels as if the world rests on my shoulders. Y'all should be happy you're not the Supreme Leader, since it's such a huge responsibility. However, I am happy to toil for my people for the good of humanity
Aug 2, 2021 00:18
@Bubbler It feels a bit unkind, but while I'm testing I could just hook it up to TIO's API
And run every lang under the sun there
@user hehe why else do you think I let you take the reins?
TIO is a bit outdated, though
@lyxal Sneaky, but I'll let it slide
(on a serious note, this seems a fitting conclusion to what's probably the longest-running joke-plot in TNB)
 
Conversation ended Aug 2, 2021 at 0:19.