Conversation started Aug 25, 2022 at 12:54.
Aug 25, 2022 12:54
good morning heap users
it is me, Ginger
you may remember me from when one of our ROs moved a bunch of messages into your room
prove it
sure, one second
May 31 at 20:58, by Ginger
one of our admins misclicked and moved a story about lizards to your room
good enough?
that could be any ginger
we get tons of gingers in here
millions of'em
Aug 25, 2022 12:58
er
hmmm
once we had a ginger convention
how do I prove that I am the One True Ginger?
I'm tempted to go get lyxal but lyxal is quite far from a trustworthy source :b
send me one billion gingercoins
can I compress them?
as long as it doesn't make them soupy
Aug 25, 2022 13:00
one second, I'm consulting my chief financial officer
@ErikDarling ETH wallet address to send gingercoins?
The coins should be in your wallet shortly
I have sent them on behalf of the real™ Ginger
which is me
That should prove without a doubt Ginger is the One True Ginger™
my work here is done
good day to all
Aug 25, 2022 13:04
thanks
@ErikDarling is that satisfactory?
i forget what we were talking about
lot of misinformation circulating in this room this morning
would you like to buy some cakes
I said hi and then you accused me of not being the real ginger
i have lots of empty boxes of cakes
Aug 25, 2022 13:06
there it goes again
they're free
well I can always use more cardboard
ignore paul, he thinks he's smart because he has a big calculator
@ErikDarling so long as they're in 2nd normalised form
what? I want irrational cakes only
Aug 25, 2022 13:07
Trust me, you want your cakes normalised
one wrong move and all of a sudden you have insertion anomalys
no, I want them irrational
for a very specific purpose
no further questions
these cakes are purely imaginary
no, I said irrational
hmmm
wait
an IMPOSTER!
lyxal, do something
Aug 25, 2022 13:08
nope
frick
this is a result of your irrational cakes
only one of us has the diamond of authenticity, buddy
...
wait, how do yall know I'm not just his sock?
this could all be an elaborate ruse!
SELECT DISTINCT userid FROM users WHERE name = 'Ginger' returns 26884
Aug 25, 2022 13:10
12 mins ago, by Erik Darling
we get tons of gingers in here
no true ginger would have to prove they're the true ginger
@Ginger looks like you're the fake after all
I wasted a billion gingercoin on nothing
there's a lesson for everyone there somewhere
BLYAT
guess I'm a fake
I'll let real Ginger tell yall about trequel then
cya
 
Conversation ended Aug 25, 2022 at 13:11.