Conversation started Aug 25, 2022 at 12:54.
Ginger
Aug 25, 2022 12:54
good morning heap users
it is me, Ginger
you may remember me from when one of our ROs moved a bunch of messages into your room
Erik Darling
prove it
Ginger
sure, one second
May 31 at 20:58
, by
Ginger
one of our admins misclicked and moved a story about lizards to your room
good enough?
Erik Darling
that could be any ginger
Ginger
uh
Erik Darling
we get tons of gingers in here
millions of'em
Ginger
Aug 25, 2022 12:58
er
hmmm
Erik Darling
once we had a ginger convention
Ginger
how do I prove that I am the One True Ginger?
I'm tempted to go get lyxal but lyxal is quite far from a trustworthy source :b
Erik Darling
send me one billion gingercoins
Ginger
can I compress them?
Erik Darling
as long as it doesn't make them soupy
Ginger
Aug 25, 2022 13:00
one second, I'm consulting my chief financial officer
lyxal
@ErikDarling ETH wallet address to send gingercoins?
Erik Darling
12345
lyxal
The coins should be in your wallet shortly
I have sent them on behalf of the real™ Ginger
Ginger
which is me
lyxal
That should prove without a doubt Ginger is the One True Ginger™
my work here is done
good day to all
Ginger
Aug 25, 2022 13:04
thanks
@ErikDarling is that satisfactory?
Erik Darling
i forget what we were talking about
Paul White
lot of misinformation circulating in this room this morning
Erik Darling
would you like to buy some cakes
Ginger
I said hi and then you accused me of not being the real ginger
Erik Darling
i have lots of empty boxes of cakes
Paul White
Aug 25, 2022 13:06
there it goes again
Erik Darling
they're free
Ginger
well I can always use more cardboard
Erik Darling
ignore paul, he thinks he's smart because he has a big calculator
lyxal
@ErikDarling so long as they're in 2nd normalised form
Ginger
what? I want irrational cakes only
lyxal
Aug 25, 2022 13:07
Trust me, you want your cakes normalised
one wrong move and all of a sudden you have insertion anomalys
Ginger
no, I want them irrational
for a very specific purpose
no further questions
Erik Darling
these cakes are purely imaginary
Ginger
no, I said irrational
Ginger
hmmm
Ginger
wait
an IMPOSTER!
lyxal, do something
lyxal
Aug 25, 2022 13:08
nope
Ginger
frick
lyxal
this is a result of your irrational cakes
Ginger
only one of us has the diamond of authenticity, buddy
Ginger
...
wait, how do yall know I'm not just his sock?
this could all be an elaborate ruse!
lyxal
SELECT DISTINCT userid FROM users WHERE name = 'Ginger'
returns 26884
Ginger
Aug 25, 2022 13:10
12 mins ago
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Erik Darling
we get tons of gingers in here
Erik Darling
no true ginger would have to prove they're the true ginger
lyxal
@Ginger looks like you're the fake after all
I wasted a billion gingercoin on nothing
Ginger
there's a lesson for everyone there somewhere
Ginger
BLYAT
guess I'm a fake
I'll let real Ginger tell yall about trequel then
cya
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