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6:00 PM
Also has one about insects in an asteroid orbiting a black hole discovering Newton's laws
 
Stephen Baxter did some nice books, too
An interesting physics one is "Flux"
About neutron star people
He made up a whole ecology of neutron star critters
 
Eureka: A Prose Poem, an essay written in 1848, included a cosmological theory that presaged the Big Bang theory by 80 years,[122][123] as well as the first plausible solution to Olbers' paradox.[124][125] Poe eschewed the scientific method in Eureka and instead wrote from pure intuition.[126]
Edgar Allan Poe (/poʊ/; born Edgar Poe; January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849) was an American writer, editor, and literary critic. Poe is best known for his poetry and short stories, particularly his tales of mystery and the macabre. Widely regarded as a central figure of Romanticism in the United States and American literature as a whole, he was one of the country's earliest practitioners of the short story. Poe is generally considered the inventor of the detective fiction genre and is further credited with contributing to the emerging genre of science fiction. He was the first well-known American...
 
6:37 PM
@ACuriousMind I think I've conned my LA TA to meet with me later and look over all of my extremely boring and tedious Arnold proofs :D
let's see if he's as patient as you
 
Huy
I'd say no
 
@Huy f u
Michael is a nice guy
 
Huy
ACM too
 
ACM is a serial shanker!
Shankist?
 
ACM?
 
6:39 PM
I'm not Shankar
 
Huy
Shawshank Redemption?
 
@ACuriousMind never said you were
 
@Ghost That would be me :P
 
One of you knows quantum mechanics ;)
 
ah yes! of course!
 
6:40 PM
who coined ACM
@vzn apparently
 
it seems you have a fan club, ACM!
 
Jan 19 at 17:10, by vzn
hi ACM. ok. thats basically it right there. its based on a question by TK cited at the very beginning of the chat. & other brief intro there etc.
vzn did
 
@ACuriousMind I can search, too. Hence why I said vzn
 
@0celo7 Yeah, but you didn't show us the evidence ;)
 
@ACuriousMind @Huy what does a little circle on top of a set mean?
 
6:42 PM
ah, but ACM can search and quote!
 
Huy
interior @0celo7
 
@Huy ::attempts to figure out why the author is taking the interior of an open set::
 
Huy
odd
can you give context?
 
oh, he defines the ball as closed.
that explains it!
 
Huy
lol
 
6:43 PM
Anyone ever try special relativity on a cylinder?
 
Huy
who has closed balls
 
It's really weird.
My coworker and I messed around with it yesterday.
 
is the cylinder an affine space
 
@Slereah spent the last days doing GR on the worst torus.
 
@0celo7 I dunno. Who cares?
 
6:44 PM
Which worst torus
 
@DanielSank you need an affine space to do SR!
 
@0celo7 What's an affine space?
 
@DanielSank beats the hell out of me!
that's why I'm asking :P
 
looked it up?
 
@DanielSank: What, exactly, do you mean by "doing SR"?
 
6:45 PM
@Ghost I do know what it is
I just don't know how to tell if a space is affine or not
 
I see
 
@DanielSank care to report results?
very unfortunate transliteration of the last name
 
@ACuriousMind Er, trying to figure out what happens if you have a constant speed of light but you live on a cylinder.
 
@DanielSank Is the cylinder my space or my spacetime?
 
@ACuriousMind Spacetime. We made space periodic and time the infinite axis.
 
6:48 PM
what is in the cylinder?
 
@0celo7 Well, I think there's a preferred frame in which you age the fastest.
@Ghost I mean, space is 1D, but you make it periodic. Then adding a time axis makes a cylinder.
 
@Ghost $S^1\times R^1$?
oh in
 
There is a paper about the twin paradox on a circle
 
the cylinder in this sense has no "interior" to speak of
 
@Slereah Yeah, so what we found is that the twin paradox still isn't a paradox.
 
6:50 PM
Inside the cylinder is azathoth
 
could azathoth kill Cthulhu?
 
spooky (and awesome)
 
Who knows
Lovecraft never really developped the mythos
For him it was just flavor text
the point was that they were unknowable
although I think Azathoth created this universe, so probably
 
is Cthulhu's classical image the way humnans perceive him or is he really an octopus dragon
 
I dunno
 
6:52 PM
well start knowing!
 
The point that some authors didn't get was that the mythos wasn't about spooky monster gods
 
what was it about
 
It was about powerful entities in an indifferent universe that we cannot comprehend
 
boring
I like the first version better
 
In modern terms it's not very spooky
"Oh no the universe isn't about us"
 
6:53 PM
@Slereah ahhh mathematicians then
 
@Ghost oh please
 
Basically the elder gods were aliens more than gods
 
we all know the sociologists are the nutcases
@DanielSank By results I meant some math. What did you do?
How did you do SR on the torus?
 
@0celo7 : Carefully
IIRC the Lorentz group doesn't work anymore
 
6:55 PM
@0celo7 I don't understand the question. We just tried to figure out what happens if you apply the postulates of SR to a 1D periodic space with infinite extent time axis.
 
@DanielSank Pls do that here. I'm interested.
 
@0celo7 I believe the result is that there is a preferred "rest" frame.
In that frame, the universe is of length $L$.
 
@DanielSank Proof?
 
In all other frames it is shorter.
@0celo7 Well, note that a cylinder is flat.
It's just a flat sheet where you roll it up along two of the edges.
So, you can make your world lines on the flat sheet, transform them as you normally would with the Lorentz transforms, and then roll it up to see what you get.
Lines parallel to the edge which gets rolled up are at "rest".
Other lines will wrap around the cylinder and eventually meet back up with the rest line.
This is odd, because if I'm moving relative to you, you would predict that my time goes more slowly.
 
Yes, at different proper times.
 
6:59 PM
But because space is periodic, we can meet up again without me accelerating.
 
It's not odd, it's relativity with a compact dimension :P
 
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Q: Proper times of two observers in a three-torus

FatimaConsider two observer in a tree-torus space of size $L$. Observer $A$ is at rest, while observer $B$ moves in the $x$-direction with constant velocity $v$. $A$ and $B$ began at the same event, and while $A$ remains still, $B$ moves once around the universe and comes back to intersect the worldlin...

 
@DanielSank Let us continue this later. I have to eat lunch and meet with a TA.
 
Going through all of this carefully we came to the conclusion that someone in a "moving" frame sees space as being shorter in length.
@0celo7 k
Anyone going to APS March meeting?
Abstracts are due today.
 
@DanielSank Well according to Lubos Motl everything you did is wrong?
 
7:02 PM
@DanielSank Length contraction is normal though, isn't it?
 
@ACuriousMind Yeah but normally space isn't compact.
 
@ACuriousMind What Lubos is saying there confuses me. Are we not allowed to have RxS spacetimes?
 
@0celo7 Why is there a question mark on that sentence?
@0celo7 When you live on a ring you can associate a total length to it.
I think there are inertial frames on the ring which actually reduce its length.
 
@DanielSank have you heard of Ted Shifrin before?
 
who is Ted Shifrin?
 
7:06 PM
@0celo7 He's saying the resulting spacetime has no notion of Lorentz invariance
 
MSE user
 
@skullpetrol Yes.
@Ghost Author of math books, among other things.
 
ahh very nice indeed! great to have an author on board!
 
Well there is Lorentz invariance
But the group isn't $SO(3,1)$
I think you need a fancy group on a torus
 
@Slereah Well, "Lorentz invariance" usually means invariance under the Lorentz group :P
 
7:09 PM
I dunno
Should be at least locally invariant under Lorentz
I think it's a restriction of the Lorentz group
$O(3,1)/\mathrm{some shit}$
 
best equation ever
 
I think the cylinder one is $\mathrm{SO}(1,1;\mathbb{Z})$
Where...I'm not sure what $\mathrm{SO}(1,1)$ actually is, checking...
 
In mathematical physics, de Sitter invariant special relativity is the speculative idea that the fundamental symmetry group of spacetime is the indefinite orthogonal group SO(4,1), that of de Sitter space. In the standard theory of general relativity, de Sitter space is a highly symmetrical special vacuum solution, which requires a cosmological constant or the stress–energy of a constant scalar field to sustain. The idea of de Sitter invariant relativity is to require that the laws of physics are not fundamentally invariant under the Poincaré group of special relativity, but under the symmetry...
^Special relativity for De Sitter space
Dunno about cylinder, though
Isn't $1,1$ just like
Hyperbolic rotations
also what is the $;Z$ here
 
@Slereah Coefficients in $\mathbb{Z}$.
@Slereah And yes
 
Is it like $SO(1,1)/\mathbb{Z}$
 
7:15 PM
No
 
Hm
 
It's the matrices from $\mathrm{SO}(1,1)$ which only have entries in $\mathbb{Z}$.
But I'm not sure if this is the one for the cylinder
 
yeah can't find a lot of details about SR in a cylinder
 
You need to find all hyperbolic rotations which preserve the boundary conditions
Let's say the boundary condition is identifying $x = x+1$
Then a hyperbolic rotation $H$ needs to send $\binom{t}{x}$ and $\binom{t}{x+1}$ to $\binom{t'}{x'}$ and $\binom{t'}{x'+n}$ for some integer $n$.
 
true
Discrete Lorentz group or somesuch
 
7:21 PM
Why does physics suck
This is too complicated
 
Physics is the best and this is not that complicated (have been following this discussion)
 
Now, the hyperbolic rotation does $x' = \sinh(\alpha)t+\cosh{\alpha}x$ and $(x+1)' = \sinh(\alpha)t + \cosh(\alpha)x + \cosh(\alpha)$. This gives $\cosh(\alpha) = n$. Now, since $\cosh^2-\sinh^2 = 1$, we have $\sinh(\alpha) = \sqrt{n^2 - 1}$, and so the cylinder group is matrices $\left(\begin{matrix} n & \sqrt{n^2 -1} \\ \sqrt{n^2-1} & n\end{matrix}\right)$ for integer $n$.
 
neat
 
Wish Chatjax worked on phone
What is (x+1)'
 
@0celo7 You should've been faster deriving that on a piece of paper than me typing that in LaTeX :P
 
7:26 PM
@ACuriousMind I don't like reading TeX code is all
I can do it, of course.
 
But wait
If not all frames are lorentz doable, what happens if the speed of the spaceship isn't a rational number of the length of the cylinder :O
I guess then it is not invariant
 
@Slereah Interestingly, for irrational speed the ship never returns to its original position ;)
 
'irrational speed' - sounds like when my brother drives
3
 
7:40 PM
Things get even worse if you also compactify time :p
especially if you do it poorly
 
You can see that that completely destroys every invariance since $\sqrt{n^2-1}$ is never an integer for $n\neq 0$.
 
@ACuriousMind Proof?
 
Hm, well, you can probably save one transformation by choosing the time radius correctly, but you're right, probably not a good idea
@0celo7 Left to the reader.
 
Bullšit there's no one throwing a bra at you
 
Although that should read $n>1$ instead of $n\neq 0$.
@0celo7 How do you kno
 
7:45 PM
You would have not responded if there were :P
 
not necessarily
 
Lol now he's gonna leave
 
maybe he has something to be completed, or a TV show to be watched...
 
@ACuriousMind What about $n= 1$ :p
@ACuriousMind : IIRC for toroidal spacetimes the identification length of time and space must be rational
Otherwise you encounter troubles
Basically no field can exist except for constant fields
 
and tribbles
 
7:52 PM
7 mins ago, by ACuriousMind
Although that should read $n>1$ instead of $n\neq 0$.
:P
@Slereah Nothing exists, so no troubles. Looks alright to me.
 
good times
 
@Ghost Well, as fast as they reproduce, they are going to fill the entire spacetime
 
Also, irrational speed sounds more like
 
@MarkMitchison long time no see!!
 
@ACuriousMind so very true
@Slereah and that is definitely my brother's driving
 
7:56 PM
Hm, so anyway
The only paper on non-time orientable spacetimes gives the metric as $X_1 = \cos(\pi x) \partial_x + \sin(\pi x) \partial_y$, $X_2 = -\sin(\pi x) \partial_x + \cos(\pi x) \partial_y$, $g(X_1,X_2) = -1$ and $g(X_1,X_1) = g(X_2,X_2) = 0$
So $cos^2 g_{xx }+ sin^2 g_{yy} = sin^2 g_{xx} + cos^2 g_{yy} = 0$
heheh
 
That's tricky! :P
 
Damn, what did he remove
 
So... $g_{xx } = - \tan^2 g_{yy}$
 
I feel like he's hiding something from me
 
@Slereah How did you get that?
 
8:04 PM
Oh wait
I guess I do divide by zero possibly while doing it
No matter, let's push on and see what happens!
$g_{xx} = -\cot^2 g_{yy}$ on the flipside
Hm
When is the tangent equal to the cotangent
Apparently various multiples of $\pi/4$
 
I don't see how you get any of these equations
 
$\cos^2 g_{xx} + \sin^2 g_{yy} = 0$
$\cos^2 g_{xx} =- \sin^2 g_{yy}$
$ g_{xx} = -\tan^2 g_{yy}$
 
wot
 
Wait. What is the argument to the $\cos$ or $\sin$?
 
8:08 PM
$\pi x$
 
Ah. Carry on then
 
It's always the same so I'm not writing it
 
Your notation is confusing because people commonly omit the brackets in arguments to $\sin,\cos,\tan$.
I.e. they write $\sin^2\theta$ and mean $\sin^2(\theta)$.
 
So we have $g_{xx} = -(\frac{\pi}{4} + n \frac{\pi}{2}) g_{yy}$
For the cross term now...
$g(X_1,X_2) = - g_{xx} \cos \sin + g_{yy} \sin \cos + g_{xy} (\cos^2 - \sin^2) = -1$
$\cos \sin (g_{yy} - g_{xx} )+ g_{xy} (1 - 2\sin^2) = -1$
Hm
Getting complicated
$\cos \sin g_{yy}(1 + \frac{\pi}{4} + k \frac{\pi}{2} )+ g_{xy} (1 - 2\sin^2) = -1$
Why didn't he just write the metric
Hm
Let's use
AN ANSATZ
I'm pretty sure $g_{xx}$ and $g_{yy}$ are trig functions
$\cos^2 (a \cos + b \sin) + \sin^2 (c \cos + d\sin)= 0$
bluh bluh bluh
$a\cos^3 + b \cos^2\sin + c \sin^2 \cos + d\sin^3= 0$
Hm
Not overly illuminating
Really it just seems to be rotating counterclockwise as $x$ increases
Pretty sure $g_{xx}$ should just be $\sin(\pi x)$
So that product should be... $\sin\cos(\cos + \sin)$?
That is not 0 tho
Hm
I forget where I got this picture
Hm, there's a bit on time orientation in Hawking-Israel
But no metrics either
 
8:48 PM
That's how you start a book :p
 
user54412
9:09 PM
"By Lorentzian is meant..." -- English not is.
 
user54412
@0celo7 Freeman did. He said he was sort of a crotchety old man by that point. Probably would have been better to settle down at a university rather than the IAS, since he wasn't forced to have students or interact with anyone.
 
Oh right, Freeman is still alive
Well, I suppose
It's hard to tell from the photo
 
9:42 PM
@Slereah : That sounds a bit disrespectful to the old.
 
I one day too will be old
And will feel the chilly breeze of death
 
user54412
9:56 PM
Pretty sure Freeman could GR-ify your torus, while simultaneously sipping tea and fighting Nazis.
5
 
@Qmechanic What have the old done for me lately
 
Probably
Hey Freeman, are you on Stack Exchange
We need your wisdom
 
@0celo7 why should the old do anything for you?
 
Wait what did Freeman do in GR?
I only know his QFT contributions
 
@ChrisWhite Caltech has brainwashed you
Was Feynman even a physicist
 
9:58 PM
Freeman
Freeman Dyson
 
user54412
@Slereah I don't know of anything actually. He probably considered it too easy.
 
Or Gordon Freeman, possibly
 
user54412
The Free-man.
 
I do love Gordon Freeman's thesis title
"Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array "
Although it means he is a filthy experimentalist
 
Fu too
 
10:00 PM
'filthy experimentalist"?
 
He is not part of the glorious theoretical physicists
 
Says the engineer programmer
 
Like Dr. Kleiner, probably
Although
I think most people at Black Mesa were experimentalists
 
experimentalists and theoreticians have equal importance and their work is of equal respect
 
10:17 PM
@Ghost really?
any idiot can measure things
@ACuriousMind lol
 
if you say so
so experimentalists not welcome here, according to you, @0celo7?
 
@ACuriousMind Michael gave up trying to explain AoC/Zorn's lemma
I'm biologically incapable of understanding it
@Ghost I get reminded of my place in the order of things on a daily basis
I think that theorists secretly believe themselves to be higher
openly...meh? not sure
 
@0celo7 not really, other than @Slereah's nonsense statement above
23 mins ago, by Slereah
Although it means he is a filthy experimentalist
 
@Danu I asked a grad student about a geometry proof, his immediate reaction was to grab Lee and see what he said about it :D
@Ghost he's not very subtle, the others are
 
10:24 PM
so am I wasting my time with this site then?
 
maybe
dunno, I'm still here and I'm a mere engineer
I'm literally shit at life
and I think I get stuff out of this site
 
Reminder: People are bad at telling irony through the internet.
 
@ACuriousMind not all of that is ironic though
 
@0celo7 Did I say that? Precisely if you didn't mean all of that to be ironic/serious it's difficult to tell.
@Slereah lol, not sure if conference organizers are demigods or poor bastards based on that
 
10:29 PM
interesting
 
@ACuriousMind what does that even mean
 
@0celo7 What it says. Stop questioning my utterances :P
 
in any case, I like to think of my chat comments as interpretive art
interpret it any way you want, but I'm not liable for any f'ed up stuff you do in response or whatever
 
Ah, the motto of the troll.
 
dude
why do I get called a troll everywhere I go
 
user54412
10:33 PM
...
 
user54412
So there's a job posting that's right up my alley at MPE Garching...
 
@ChrisWhite go for it!
 
MPE Garching?
 
@ChrisWhite What would you do there?
 
Germany!
@ACuriousMind physics
 
user54412
10:34 PM
@ACuriousMind theory and computation of black hole accretion, apparently
 
does that have any applications?
 
user54412
@0celo7 At least as many as whatever ACM is up to these days :P
 
greater than or equal to 0, got it
@HDE226868 hello
 
@0celo7 Hi there.
Are you ever off of chat?
 
@HDE226868 Yes, what kind of question is that
I'm cleaning my room now
 
user54412
10:38 PM
@ACuriousMind Does extraterrestrische have the same connotations in German as extraterrestrial in English?
 
just got back from my TA's office
 
@ChrisWhite Not sure what the connotations in English are, but the average German will directly associate that word with "Aliens"
 
Note that "aliens" does not mean "illegal immigrants" in German
afaik
might have changed
 
Ah, yes, it means beings from outer space, not from next door :P
 
but of course "extraterrestrials" means "space aliens" in English
 
user54412
10:40 PM
@ACuriousMind Ok so MPE sounds just as strange in both languages.
 
@ACuriousMind ew where are you living that there are aliens next door
Area 51?
does Germany have an Area 51?
 
Not as far as I know, but perhaps ours is just better in being secret
 
Flächeninhalt ein und funfzig
Germany has the nazi UFO
 
@ChrisWhite Probably
 
And the nazi time machine
Lots of nazi stuff in Germany
 
10:43 PM
> Flächeninhalt
Yeah, I don't think they'd call it that :P
 
Perhaps they didn't want to be just another institute for Astrophysik
 
@ACuriousMind or you're a sheep
 
The nazi time machine thing is pretty hilarious
 
Flächeninhalt 51 is gold :D
 
Die Glocke (pronounced [diː ˈɡlɔkə], German for “The Bell”) was a purported top secret Nazi scientific technological device, secret weapon, or Wunderwaffe. Described by Polish journalist and author Igor Witkowski in Prawda o Wunderwaffe (2000), it was later popularized by military journalist and author Nick Cook as well as by writers such as Joseph P. Farrell and others who associate it with Nazi occultism and antigravity or free energy research. According to Patrick Kiger writing in National Geographic magazine, Die Glocke has become a popular subject of speculation and a following similar to...
"According to Witkowski, he was shown the allegedly classified transcripts in August 1997 by an unnamed Polish intelligence contact who said he had access to Polish government documents regarding Nazi secret weapons"
pretty legit
Really how do the people who write those books even come up with it
 
10:45 PM
imagination
 
user54412
Hmm, looks like there are also recent postings for jobs in Heidelberg and Zurich...
 
Well yes but why use even things that stupid
I mean if you're gonna make it up
At least go big
Lie the hell out of it
 
each to their own
 
Say that there are plenty of nazi documents about it
Not some unamed polish SS officer
 
adds an air of mystery
 
11:04 PM
@ChrisWhite Anything at ORNL?
Hmm, I can't access PSE
 
@0celo7 :
We are investigating an issue with our Load Balancers
 
@Loong kk
 
11:55 PM
Oh no
I added a term to that wormhole thing and now the geodesic eq is slightly more difficult
 

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