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3:08 PM
@Iszi @avid See Dell are getting into the "New kit" party, along with the inevitable Surface clone arstechnica.co.uk/gadgets/2015/10/…
 
@RоryMcCune Think I heard HP was doing one too.
 
List of PC brands that I don't plan to ever buy: Dell.
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will be interested to see what the disks speeds on this kit is like as it looks like some/all of them are using PciE SSDs
@Iszi it looks like everyone's jumping on the bandwagon of "professional" hybrids
@Simon XPS13 is a nice bit of kit though
 
@Simon really? You have dell on that list, but not, say, Lenevero??
 
@AviD Lenovo gets the benefice of doubt, Dell doesn't.
@RоryMcCune That thing is expensive as hell.
 
3:20 PM
@Simon what doubt? there is no longer any doubt with Lenovo.
same with sony.
 
@AviD wot? What's wrong with VAIO?
 
@Simon uhh
 
@Simon not compared to the Surface book
 
> SONY - The Rootkit Company
@RоryMcCune his momma isnt expensive compared to the surface book
 
@AviD Where is it located?
 
3:21 PM
@AviD I thought Lenovo took that award off them?
 
well, thats not fair, his momma is not expensive compared to newspaper
 
given they've been caught like 3 times now with different rootkits
 
@RоryMcCune HOLY CRAP!
 
@RоryMcCune heh, its a stiff competition
 
How did they manage to pull out a price tag so high?
 
3:22 PM
@Simon yeah the surface book is Macbook pro money
but then that's it's competition
 
Is that a camera on the lid?
 
@Simon 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Nvidia GPU, detachable tablet with a high res screen
 
Don't encourage people to record/take pictures on their tablet god damn it!
 
not cheap components
 
@RоryMcCune Yet they seem to advertise it as a device for artists!
I feel like people wouldn't need that much RAM.
I guess it's somewhat future proof.
 
3:24 PM
@Simon well yeah, think about the kind of Bank @kalina makes for one of those big shows on Ibiza
makes kit like this seem cheap
 
lulz
I'd tend to trust a Macbook much more for live performance though.
 
when you're getting £5,000 for a nights work
what's £3,000 for a laptop
 
deadmau5 gets about 200k per performance.
 
@Simon that's a fair amount of cash
for Duff Duff Duff'in anyway
 
The guy who's writing notes on the piano roll directly on the screen makes me super jelly.
 
3:29 PM
@Simon yeah looks pretty cool
@Simon hmm seems I may have underestimated @kalina 's earnings a bit then
 
Anyway, for about 1.2k I'd build a killer Hackintosh
But of course that's quite different since this is a laptop + tablet.
 
3:50 PM
@RоryMcCune such details have never been discussed
 
@Simon yeah most of the premium is for getting that grade of hardware into that small a package
@kalina I know, it was a W.A.G.
:)
 
wives and girlfriends?
confused
 
He obviously meant "Woo! Ah! Gargoyle!".
It's an old saying.
 
@kalina Wild Ass Guess
as in I have no idea of your fee for DJ'in
so I just made up a number
that said I like @Simon 's version better
 
how do you get a -2 for user removed
I can't think of an action that gives you +2
(that a user can remove)
 
3:56 PM
@kalina ooh dunno sounds like one for the mods... hey @AviD you're not busy are you
 
I don't care that much
anyway biab
 
babai
 
@Simon you're calling @kalina baby now... interesting #DMZSoapOpera
 
pls
 
Adi
@RoryAlsop Thanks. I think I'll go for it
 
4:16 PM
@RоryMcCune shuddup
perhaps you edited a post, that was then removed?
 
@AviD Well spotted.
 
or you accepted an answer to your qquestion, answer was then removed?
 
@AviD waat you've got like a whole 5 days or so to prep
that's loads of time
 
4
 
4
 
4:20 PM
>-<
 
@RоryMcCune Yes but if ovid does like I used to do at school, he's gonna end up doing everything on the last day.
 
9 hours ago, by AviD
We will start planning monday afternoon, do everything monday night and early tuesday morning, and be ready by 9AM Tuesday.
 
Hehehehe.
 
@AviD exactly so you can waste time on here till Monday
androidvulnerabilities.org/#stats <Android Vulnerability Stats. Easy version, most android devices are vulnerable most of the time
 
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Q: Is ccrypt 'AES 256' file encryption fundamentally flawed

Chris GreenThe unix/linux utility ccrypt claims to be a more secure replacement for the old unix cryypt. However it seems to me that it has a fundamental flaw. When you encrypt a file using ccrypt it uses the password you provide to create a random 256-bit key to use with AES. To decrypt the file you pro...

Guys AES-256 is broken
 
4:48 PM
Anyone know if there's a Windows version of O-SAFT?
 
I'm sure Google always ignore my first couple of attempts to log in regardless of password I use so that they can prompt for my phone number and warn me about losing my account if they don't have it
 
@Iszi It's certainly possible dump orange juice through a window.
But I don't know why you'd want to do that.
 
@CodesInChaos to cover the people standing on the sidewalk in orange juice obv
 
@kalina You saying Google's got a crush on you?
 
no I'm saying Google are playing psychological games with me to try and extort private information
unfortunately for Google, I'm largely immune to such games
 
4:59 PM
@kalina did you see google's creepy audio history page history.google.com/history/audio
they keep a note of everything you say to your phone
 
wow
that's a little disturbing
 
@kalina it's all totally private though and purely so they can improve the recognition algorithms
 
it's fine, they provide a delete button
 
yeah I don't enable cortana/siri/googleNow on any device I own..
 
oh there's like 9000 audio clips of me asking for random directions
my Google location history is starting to look fantastic
red dots all over the world
 
5:03 PM
@kalina rly, I wondered exectly what it'd store as I don't use the feature
that's fairly creepy
 
@RоryMcCune basically the full audio from the moment the microphone activates until it starts searching
"I NEED FOOD, FOOD ME"
 
@kalina I wonder if it catches background noise...
 
well, that's depending on how good your noise cancellation works I'd guess
 
so google have a huge database of geo-located, time-stamped audio files from all round the world
but then I suppose, so do Apple
 
and Microsoft
and the NSA
 
5:05 PM
well the NSA one is the one they nick of Google/MS/Apple
the only limit to this stuff is really the ability to analyze the data effectively
they're all sitting on absolutely vast piles of information now
 
pls the NSA have phone line recordings as well
 
@kalina yeah harder to analyze large bodies of analogue signal data
the stuff from smartphones is all neatly meta-data'd
 
I wonder if I'm a target because I hang up on calls I can't be bothered to continue with "oh, somebody is calling on the other line, I'll call you back"
and there's rarely another call
 
@kalina nono we're targets 'cause we're in the same chat room as adi
 
lulz
 
5:07 PM
and he's a target 'cause he is from a country of interest
and we get dragnetted under their 2/3 degrees of separation stuff
 
I need more dots in Canada
 
@Simon where was it you're based again?
 
@RоryMcCune Laval, which is literally 5 minutes away from Montréal.
 
@RоryMcCune No, you're targets simply for being foreign nationals.
 
@Simon in Canada
 
5:09 PM
@RоryMcCune Yes.
 
@Iszi well that too, but that only gets us on the low-level lists
@Simon righto
 
Laval, Montréal, Québec, Canada.
, America.
, Earth, whatever our solar system is named, Universe.
I'm probably forgetting a layer.
 
@Simon well several, actually
I have more dots in the ukraine than in spain
I should fix that, I like spain
 
That's because you didn't play la cucaracha when you went there.
 
-.-
 
5:14 PM
Whoa, what kind of mess up was that? Laval is not in Montréal.
I lied to you again lads, I'm sorry.
4 mins ago, by Simon
Laval, Montréal, Québec, Canada.
^ THIS IS A LIE
 
it's ok, it's totally normally that you don't know where you live
 
totally normally
 
we don't think you're strange because of it at all
 
At least I'm not an Australian with an orange as a profile picture.
 
>_>
 
5:16 PM
Hahaha, sorry dude, that was too easy.
 
bit late in the land downunder ain't it!
 
it's not late anymore, it's early
 
all relatively I guess
 
The only difference is that kangaroos are waking up.
I wanna pet a kangaroo one day.
 
5:18 PM
@Cauterite Hey man, if you let me pet a kangaroo, I'll let you pet a beaver.
 
@kalina ever actually played a gig in Scotland, or does that fall into your region of TC;DP; ?
 
help yourself!
 
copying some halfway-related text is easier than writing from scratch
especially for someone who clearly can't write a complete English sentence
 
did you turn up specifically to hate on somebody who you've just clearly stated can't write a complete English sentence?
or do you actually have a point, rather than just criticizing people who contribute to a site that relies entirely on people contributing?
 
@RоryMcCune mine isn't creepy at all. There is no data on thatg page :-)
 
5:21 PM
Whoa there, don't be too harsh to Guigui.
 
@RoryAlsop yeah mine either, as I would never enable such a thing...
@RoryAlsop but I bet your average non-sec user would get a nasty shock if they knew how much data was held in easily accessible form.
 
Mine is probably loaded with trying to make it understand French words when the device is set to English.
 
@Simon what like "la sange est dans l arbre"
 
sange?
 
@Simon s/sange/singe/ apparently
 
5:28 PM
His accent is not too bad at all.
 
says the Canadian
 
????
I'm talking about his French accent for being his second language.
 
and I'm talking about how you're Canadian
 
Do you wanna wrestle or something young boi?
 
that sounds like you'd enjoy it more than I would
 
5:31 PM
@kalina Unlikelyl since you'd kick his ass
 
you'd be surprised how difficult it is to throw somebody who is significantly heavier than yourself
especially when said individual is pinning you by the shoulders
 
is there some rules for this room?
 
yes
it's a DMZ, of course there are rules
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are they stored securely to prevent unauthorised reading?
 
@Cauterite the rules are in the room description (largely)
 
5:34 PM
@Cauterite <privileged response>
 
along with acceptable topics of converstion
 
@Cauterite private rules are private, our public rules are contradictory and designed to catch you out
trust no one
 
The rules are made up by my ween.
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I assume based on how much you talk about it that it isn't getting much use recently
 
@Simon you're just saying that 'cause you think @AviD and @RoraΖ aren't paying attention
 
5:35 PM
hands don't count
 
@RоryMcCune pls i wuz trying to be sneaky
 
@Simon I know that's why I tagged them :op
 
pfft, what happened. I wasn't paying attention.
 
@BlueBerry-Vignesh4303 Since you've been so far incapable of making a worthwhile contribution here, my advice is to learn. Practice by writing original content instead of only ever copying stuff from elsewhere.
 
@RoraΖ I said something about my Loch Ness monster.
 
5:38 PM
@Simon The mythical creatures that no one has proof of?
 
@RoraΖ @Simon is getting in sneaky references to bodily parts that he would likely have censored were @AviD or @RoryAlsop about
 
inb4'd me
 
@RoraΖ Except those who witnessed it!
 
@RoraΖ have you not been asked for tree fiddy yet?
 
@RoraΖ One does not simply get a clear picture of Nessy.
 
5:38 PM
@Simon Yeah the crazies that no one believes.
 
@RoraΖ <3
 
@RоryMcCune I ain't givin' no Lockness monster tree-fiddy!
@Gilles ugh oh, what'd he do this time?
 
Especially Guigui's.
 
yes, specifically the one where a loud mouthed moderator turned some stuff into quotes and then whined about quality while missing all the spelling, grammar, and other issues in the post
 
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A: Is the newly adopted NFC technology going to be safe?

Amateur NetManThis link should clear some of that up. You can even try your hand at it Here. Sure there is some worry about this tech, but it is already being used everywhere. Mostly passive tags such as in business cards and this sticker that showed up in Australia around 2 years ago (I think) : Now I use...

 
@kalina Some people are preparing the arena.
 
ultimately the guy didn't indent some stuff even though it's correctly cited
 
don't bring attention to me having fun, he'll take issue with it
 
ya know I think this room has more active users who are either in france, or speak french compared to english at the moment..
 
5:47 PM
@RоryMcCune Well go have a sandwich then
 
@RoraΖ mmm Sandwiches
although I've had my tea, so not really hungry now
soon whisky time :)
 
I was pondering some, kind of, 'exploitable' properties of x86 today, and came up with this technique that could be used as part of an attack,
it sounds like something that could've been used in the wild before, but I don't really know what to search for,
i was wondering if anyone knows if there's a name for this?
 
@RоryMcCune pls, I starred that
 
@Cauterite How do you get to the point of writing 64k of memory?
 
@RoraΖ same thing as last time, apparently: plagiarism
 
5:57 PM
@Cauterite It's called a NOP-slide
 
@RoraΖ your mom is called a NOPE-slide
 
@Gilles Yeah I see it now.
@AviD Nope slide?
 
hey dont blame me, this is @RоryMcCune's fault
 
@AviD it is?
 
@RoraΖ i know that much, but i was referring more to the use of a truncated 16-bit jump opcode to target the 64k region,
 
5:58 PM
What'I do this time?
 
@RоryMcCune made me come in here and raise a ruckus
 
@RoraΖ bah, not a patch on meta.stackexchange.com/users/9314/…
 
@AviD ahh, yeh, that's my fault, sorry everyone
 
oo that ought to be the title of my next talk, wherever
 
@Cauterite I mean it's kind of like using a ROP gadget to gain execution.
 
5:59 PM
> Raisin' Ruckus: Something about something...
whatever the talk is about
 
@AviD My next one is "Docker: Security Myths, Security Legends"
 
@Cauterite jump opcodes on x86 use a relative offset
 
@RоryMcCune ha, nice
 
if it's a 16-bit jump, it always lands in the first 64k of address space; i tested it @ThomasPornin
 
@AviD well I figured I had to do one about docker, so that's my working title. Got an internal NCC Con to put it in for then Securi-Tay in Feb
 
6:00 PM
@Gilles I don't know what you're pointing me to there
 
cool. you should start thinking about AppSecIL 2016.
 
@AviD true, I'm thinking Docker will be a bit old-hat for an international audience in 2016, but something else may come along..
 
nah, Israelis are not such hipsters.
 
@Cauterite I'm still not sure how you write to the first 64k of space to begin with. Generally there are some important system level modules running in those high address spaces.
 
Cowboys, sure, but not so much hipsters.
 
6:03 PM
@AviD ahh but Israel always gives the impression of being very cutting edge when it comes to security stuff
 
@RоryMcCune sure
 
@RоryMcCune Doesn't it give you an impression involving pyramids to you too?
 
but not so hipster with the dockers and such
 
@Simon ... no, that's Egypt you're thinking of there
 
@RoraΖ Most systems will take care to unmap the first page, in order to better trap NULL pointer dereferences. Linux will also map some other pages to present some read-only kernel data to process (e.g. so that getpid() or gettimeofday() don't incur a system call overhead).
 
6:04 PM
though I hear there is quite a big node.js community here, and the Israel Ruby conf is pretty big...
 
@ThomasPornin That makes sense. Either way, seems like trying to use the first page of memory could result in bad things happening in the OS.
 
@AviD all you need now is some gohphers and you'll be sorted
 
@RоryMcCune pls roro, we both know that it's the same place.
 
Ah ! "user was removed: +2"
 
instead, lets say there's a page allocated at address 0xF000; with the right two trailing-bytes you could use such a jump to target very close to 0x10000
though it is very unusual to have pages in the 0 to 0x10000 region, Windows at least does let you do it
 
6:05 PM
heh
 
@ThomasPornin so you got @kalina 's 2 points..
 
@ThomasPornin I bet you deserved that downvote.
 
thief
 
Wait, is it -2 for downvote or -5?
 
serious?
do you even Stack Exchange, bro?
 
6:06 PM
@RoraΖ his edit comments
 
@Cauterite Yes you could. But I don't think the act of jumping to a place in memory is any specific technique. Regardless of a 2 or 5 byte jump.
 
@kalina Sorry, my answers are so high quality that I don't ever get downvotes.
 
@Gilles Oh wow that's useless
@Simon You don't ever answer
 
@RoraΖ SHUT UP I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT
 
<some weak jab about reputation>
 
6:08 PM
<pls>
 
#sleds
 
i actually came up with it as a way to intercept conditional jumps as an alternative to replacing them them with int3,
since `call eax` and the like are all two-byte instructions
 
@Cauterite fkin rekt
 
6:22 PM
#chatkiller
 
#me
MRW when I try to copy a line from host machine to a remote machine to a VM console and it doesn't work: "nice try m8, nice try".
 
@Simon sooo annoying
linux can be weird sometimes too, you need to copy to an intermediate program before the clipboard will pick it up..
 
@RоryMcCune I think it's vSphere console is where it failed.
 
@Simon better than frickin' Hyper-V
 
@RоryMcCune lulz, is it?
 
6:31 PM
trying to get the Hyper-V management stuff to work in a workgroup is awful
they've had 8 years to make it easy and the new version still sucks
you can't, by default, supply alternate creds to the management tool
and there's a hacky work-around that sometimes doesn't work
 
6:53 PM
pls why no domain
 
@kalina domains are overkill for home networks
IMO
 
7:26 PM
notheyrenot
 
7:38 PM
domainsarea#windoesconcept
 
@Simon well the same concept exists in Unix land but it is generally considered to s4ck t3h b4llz0rs
NIS+ is a directory service developed by Sun Microsystems to replace its older 'NIS' (Network Information Service). It is designed to eliminate the need for duplication across many computers of configuration data such as user accounts, host names and addresses, printer information and NFS disk mounts on individual systems, instead using a central repository on a master server, simplifying system administration. NIS+ client software has been ported to other Unix and Unix-like platforms. Prior to the release of Solaris 9 in 2002, Sun announced its intent to remove NIS+ from Solaris in a future release...
Of course the one true directory Service is NDS
 
@RоryMcCune I have no idea what you just said
 
@DavidFreitag I was suggesting that Unix large scale user management services, e.g. NIS+ weren't very good
which is why no-one uses them outside of universities and Solaris houses
 
The first part of that sentence was good, but then I think I may have had a stroke near the end of that sentence
 
</sweeping Generalisation>
@DavidFreitag I was doing it in leet-speak so that @Simon would understand
on an unrelated note, woohoo, got paid for my article :)
 
7:51 PM
@RоryMcCune Noice
 
@DavidFreitag yeah it was an interesting article to write, and got put on the codeship blog, so an added bonus to get paid to write it :)
 
@RоryMcCune Linky?
 
s'about Dockers content trust feature, which is for digitally signing containers
 
hmm, opinions on scope, I want to ask about performance implications of a VM on AES performance. Better question for Sec.SE, Crypto or SF?
 
@RоryMcCune Hmm, good read. Nice work :]
 
7:59 PM
@DavidFreitag ta :)
 

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