The 2nd Monitor

rolfl

03:00

Is it just me, or is jamal's avatar wrong on these posts: codereview.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/ienumerable

Phrancis

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@QPaysTaxes ^^

Hosch250

All the avatars are wrong.

rolfl

Not mine ;0)

Mat's Mug

I still have my mug... for now

Duga

If your code is working, and you have specific goals, this question would be a nice fit for Code Review (But give a look to the How-To-Ask and On Topic sections). — Pierre-Luc Pineault 16 secs ago

Hosch250

03:02

I lost my puppy.

Phrancis

I lost my... ... ... idea

Hosch250

She's still in the chat room, but not the main site.

Quill

I lost my swag.

Hosch250

Oh, she came back.

Phrancis

3

-_-"

Mat's Mug

03:03

@Phrancis your avatar has never been more relevant than now!

3

Hosch250

@Phrancis PHP?!

Quill

Lol

Hosch250

Eh, we already have 4 pins.

We could remove the Q and J pins.

One is obsolete, the other too chatty.

Quill

and Q's pin

Phrancis

On the bright side, my avatar is there intact

Hosch250

03:06

We have r's pin.

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Nice try

Jamal

@Mat'sMug I thought you were meaning to have ienumerable burninated as well.

Hosch250

Actually, we should just post a feed from the election room in here.

Mat's Mug

@Jamal I ...did

Hosch250

@QPaysTaxes That - it's on my favorites bar.

Phrancis

03:07

I think Jamalol should go. And 200's is good, but not really useful ATM

Jamal

@rolfl Would you happen to have the Wheel of Blame with you?

Mat's Mug

I am not pinning that. bribe another room owner to do it

Phrancis

^ <3

Quill

Quick @QPaysTaxes, to Cactus room!

Phrancis

I love 200's message. Please just unpin Jamalol ;P

Mat's Mug

03:10

time's up, downvoted

yup

Quill

pls

give me back my bad hair cut

Phrancis

That OP need more JavaScript (or something) in their lives

<div class="row topImg container-fluid">
  <div class="row fullDrawing img-resonsive col-md-6">
    <div class="">
      <a href="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlaU7tH2vtUNYd3dmumnyJ47_FhXK7CU3FVAEG9dQet_iUlFMP" class="">
        <img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlaU7tH2vtUNYd3dmumnyJ47_FhXK7CU3FVAEG9dQet_iUlFMP" alt="...">
      </a>
    </div>
  </div>
</div>


<div class="galleryContainer container-fluid list-inline">
  <div class="row">

Quill

I think it needs more jQuery. — Quill 6 secs ago

Phrancis

LOL

Actually, I think Wordpress is what they really need.

Quill

*hiss*

Phrancis

03:17

Artist designing a web page ========= terrible idea

That's when you start to see Papyrus fonts and shit like that.

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Quill

@Phrancis Looks like valid JavaScript syntax to me

Phrancis

It might as well be

Mat's Mug

0

Q: Am I going to lose my mug?

Some users have been "losing" their avatars on the main site and on meta, but apparently not in chat: What's causing this? Are all users losing their avatars? Am I going to lose my mug? :'(

Quill

+1 for adding my self deprecating comment :P — Quill 7 secs ago

rolfl

@Mat'sMug I reported the problem , and it is apparently fixed

Stack Exchange

03:21

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Q: Am I going to lose my mug?

Some users have been "losing" their avatars on the main site and on meta, but apparently not in chat: What's causing this? Are all users losing their avatars? Am I going to lose my mug? :'(

bug user-interface

Mat's Mug

oh

rolfl

Hmmm...

rather, the fix has been identified

As it happens, the exact words were: Problem has been found. Solution will be deployed in 6-8 weeks

Mat's Mug

you're kidding

Quill

It's a joke @Mat'sMug

rolfl

actually, no, not kidding

Those were the words,

Quill

03:23

from an old blog post or session

rolfl

but, there was a hint of sarcasm

Mat's Mug

s/weeks/minutes right?

Quill

3

Q: Can someone let me in on the 6-8 weeks joke?

Possible Duplicate: The Many Memes of Meta I have seen this joke so many times, but I guess I started reading Jeff's blog too late to get it. Where did the 6-8 weeks joke start?

discussion

Mat's Mug

lol I know the 6-8 weeks joke

it's just been known to be a substitute for "some time never"

rolfl

the 6-8 weeks joke got old round about here:

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Q: Code Review Graduation

I am pleased to announce that effective from September 22, Code Review has graduated! It has taken a bit of time for this announcement to filter through the red tape, so, today was the day we found out. Let's use this as a place to discuss, celebrate, and otherwise commiserate. Notes: Code Rev...

discussion beta-progress

Mat's Mug

03:25

^^ exactly

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Hopefully not the same kind of never as PHP == LOOKS_GOOD

Mat's Mug

@Quill is that really never? shouldn't it be ===?

Ethan Bierlein

Hello!

Mat's Mug

hi!

Quill

@Mat'sMug === would ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER

Ethan Bierlein

03:28

Look at this awful answer:

-1

A: Why can't a set have two elements of the same value?

????????????? i dont what is it

Quill

This is not an answer. — Ethan Bierlein 1 min ago

fair assumption

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein THAT is something wrong with downvoting

Jamal

2

A: When is a gravatar shown for a user with a profile pic?

In the latest build, a bug slipped through on some code that refactored profile image rendering. A fix is being pushed out right now. Sorry.

Ethan Bierlein

@Quill I think it's more than just an assumption. :D

Stupid laptop

Jamal

A bug keeps biring me and another bug somehow landed in my drink cup. I hate bugs.

Mat's Mug

03:30

> there's a bug in my mug

2

Ethan Bierlein

@Jamal Are you kidding me? I found seven large spiders in my bathroom tonight! Seven!

Quill

@Mat'sMug plug it

Ethan Bierlein

@Jamal I'd much rather have that situation.

I have severe arachnophobia.

Mat's Mug

@Jamal deleted meta post. thanks!

Quill

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Q: Page Spider in PHP

I have a working spider, however, it runs fairly slowly thanks to Australia's horrible internet. Can anyone give me some tips on speeding this up? scan('http://www.example.com/'); function scan($file){ preg_match_all('/<a href="(.*?)".*<\/a>/i', file_get_contents($file), $matches); if ($matc...

php performance regex dom web-scraping

Boo

Ethan Bierlein

03:32

@QPaysTaxes Oh dear. I may want to leave for a while while you post pictures of scary spiders.

@Quill Eek!

shit

Jamal

@EthanBierlein Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

Captain Obvious

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Q: Single button use to create light box that brings up different content based on the div

My goal is: when you click on the button "word" it will turn into a lightbox. The button will bring up another content box that holds the same profile image as before with a small bio with image thumbnails below on what they worked on. I was able to get everything working for the first button, ...

javascript jquery html

Jamal

wait... are you actually Ron Weasley?

Quill

@Jamal His hair is longer

Ethan Bierlein

These are six year old girls we're talking about.

Jamal

03:34

Aw. I was about to ask for an autograph.

Phrancis

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A: The 101 Pictures Gallery

Image gallery. To be completely honest, if you're wanting to make an image gallery, you would save yourself a lot of time and trouble by using Wordpress.org That said... Assuming your images are stored server-side, and you really want to code this yourself, unless you want to type every imag...

Ethan Bierlein

They don't know how to be gentle.

Phrancis

Cheap-pimping ^

Jamal

Quit flagging messages. I'm already here.

Hi monkey!

Some messages above were flagged.

rolfl

Threats of violence are never a joke, and always result in suspensions

Not you this time, move on

Jamal

03:38

It was still a little too much.

200_success

Hi

Mat's Mug

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A: 2015 Community Moderator Election - Nomination Requests

200_Success Current protem moderator. Not much to say really. I'd like to see you stay on and provide some extra continuity as we move toward full fledged graduation. We all understand if you would like to step down. All three of you have earned some rest IMO, but we would still love to see you ...

Phrancis

Hey 200

200_success

Hi

Who's confirming it?

But if you're an idiot, why should we trust you?

Phrancis

A self-admitted idiot is better than otherwise :)

Schrodinger's idiot

Mat's Mug

03:51

@QPaysTaxes trust is 4K rep on beta sites

Quill

well you did just bait a certain user, so it's safe it assume

Phrancis

So, @QPaysTaxes, why do you feel you're an idiot?

Quill

 bait: something intended to entice someone to do something

Phrancis

@QPaysTaxes That also happens in regular people relationships, nothing weird there :)

Eh, StackExchange feed very slow..here it is:

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Q: Collections of categorized tags (help wanted)

I've been working on categorizing tags in CREATE TABLE queries on this post, and I would like to request community help. Here is the query The idea is to group tags in a way that's useful and can be copy-pasted as needed into other SEDE queries, depending on the set of tags you're interested in...

discussion tags stackexchange

Stack Exchange

0

Q: Collections of categorized tags (help wanted)

I've been working on categorizing tags in CREATE TABLE queries on this post, and I would like to request community help. Here is the query The idea is to group tags in a way that's useful and can be copy-pasted as needed into other SEDE queries, depending on the set of tags you're interested in...

discussion tags stackexchange

Phrancis

04:02

@StackExchange Gee, thanks

Legato

If I do an older Community challenge, may I still use the tag?

Phrancis

Sure

Ethan Bierlein

Oh god... Sorry @QPaysTaxes

*gentle stroke*

Legato

Yeah, thinking that I'll try to do some of the older ones. Ultimate Tic Tac Toe sounds awesome.

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes wat

@QPaysTaxes Should I find another magical unicorn for you to cuddle with?

Quill

04:07

@QPaysTaxes That'd totally deserve a +1 vote on Bio.SE

Ethan Bierlein

I feel so unhealthy right now.

Hosch250

I think we have too many teenagers on this site, and therefore, I am going to do something about it.

Ethan Bierlein

I'm eating a large bag of pretzel chips, and drinking root beer.

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Bad bio jokes get upvoted there

Hosch250

No, I won't.

I'm just going to turn 20.

Legato

04:08

@SimonAndréForsberg Hey, I didn't get your reply, and couldn't connect to the internet for a week. Anyway, I wanted to ask since one of your suggested Community Challenges was to write a server. How would someone get started on such a thing?

This may be me misunderstanding, but say I just wanted to have communication between two computers, no idea where to even start for such a thing. (Don't know what I don't know to even seek it out status)

Oh neat.

Hosch250

Well, inside of a year, anyway.

Legato

@QPaysTaxes Are you saying you're already doing it, or was that just a 'ooh sounds interesting, gonna do it too' sort of deal?

Hosch250

@Legato What about you running for mod?

Legato

I love this place. I love to do any little bit I can, but I'd nominate so many others, much more fit for the task, before thinking of myself.

@QPaysTaxes Ultimate Tic Tac Toe, and okay.

spyr03

hey

Ethan Bierlein

04:10

@QPaysTaxes In Factor?

lol

I tried to download Factor, but it doesn't work on my vista machine.

@QPaysTaxes I don't really have a choice atm.

Hosch250

@EthanBierlein You do too.

Ethan Bierlein

I have a nicer newer laptop, but I can only use that part of the time.

Hosch250

Go download Win 10 Preview - it is free for life as long as you stay on the latest build.

Ethan Bierlein

@Hosch250 You sure it'd work on a 10 year-old machine?

@QPaysTaxes I have a better laptop.

I have two laptops.

This crappy vista one.

Quill

It runs on linux, try it on your RPi

Ethan Bierlein

04:13

And my new alienware.

Hosch250

> I wasn't aware of this graduation change... – Jamal♦ 46 mins ago

Ethan Bierlein

My parents are divorced, and they have weird rules about taking my tech between their houses.

And my nice alienware is hooked up to a ton of stuff, so it's not really portable.

Quill

@Hosch250 Problem solved, I guess?

Hosch250

I don't know, Q deleted anyway.

Legato

Oh man.

So many awesome people running for mod.

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Ethan Bierlein

04:15

My parents have been divorced for about 12 years. I see them both weekly. Neither of them have any problems.

Legato

How can I even vote when the time comes....D:

Hosch250

The question was deleted.

Ethan Bierlein

I don't think many people are going to vote for me.

Quill

@Legato Make some criteria that you'd look for in a mod, and then judge accordingly

Hosch250

I have the top two of my votes picked, and the remaining two are narrowed to two of the remaining candidates.

Quill

04:16

@EthanBierlein I think even less are going to vote for me.

Hosch250

@QPaysTaxes The question about bad avatars.

Legato

You're both right.

Ethan Bierlein

@Quill We're sort of the odd two out.

Hosch250

in Code Review Moderator Election 2015, 8 mins ago, by 200_success

@Mat'sMug @Pops I'm rather miffed that my recommendation for there to be five moderator positions was not accepted. There is enough work for five people, and more than enough talent.

Quill

> newbies

Hosch250

04:17

@EthanBierlein Just be glad you weren't auto-resigned.

Like that one guy may have been.

Ethan Bierlein

@Hosch250 I think the mods did that, not the system.

Hosch250

in Code Review Moderator Election 2015, 9 mins ago, by 200_success

@Mat'sMug @Pops I'm rather miffed that my recommendation for there to be five moderator positions was not accepted. There is enough work for five people, and more than enough talent.

Ethan Bierlein

Agree ^^

Hosch250

Well, yeah.

Quill

@Hosch250 What's with the double post?

Legato

04:17

A lot of those people are seriously in the "...wait, you're not a mod!?" category. Like wow.

3

Hosch250

I have a terribly time using my words right.

Oh, I didn't realize I'd posted it twice.

Now, I want to hit 9k today.

I need to go find an answer to write.

Legato

Wouldn't you want to go...

over 9000!?

Ethan Bierlein

I want to hit 4K today. Which means I would have beta mod-ish tools.

Hosch250

@Legato I have 8841 right now, so I definitely can.

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein you got 'em at 2K

Ethan Bierlein

04:20

Oh, I mean trusted user tools.

Hosch250

There are only 79 unanswered C# questions, and they cover stuff I don't know.

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Ditto for me, for PHP

There's so many Here's everything I've got-5000 word posts asking for reviews in PHP

Hosch250

Well, I found one C#.

Ethan Bierlein

Well, it's quiet.

NOISE

I'm so freaking tired.

Phrancis

<h1>VERY LOUD NOISE</h1>

Ethan Bierlein

04:29

I just fell off my chair and smacked my head on a shelf.

Because I was tired and disoriented.

Phrancis

Go to bed dude

Mat's Mug

@Phrancis shouldn't it be semantic tagging?

Ethan Bierlein

@Phrancis I'm waiting for @QPaysTaxes to ask his factor question.

Phrancis

I know semantics, and I know tagging, but together they make no sense to me

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein it's still going to be zombifying tomorrow you know ;-)

2

@Phrancis <strong>wtf</strong>

Ethan Bierlein

04:31

@Mat'sMug oh, I wasn't planning on answering it. I just want to see it.

Phrancis

<h1>-<h6> are header tags

Ethan Bierlein

Wow. The automatic lights outside just scared me awake.

Mat's Mug

this-is-why-i-dont-html

Phrancis

@Mat'sMug You've written .MD markdown files right?

Mat's Mug

~~#Yes.~~ nope

Phrancis

04:32

OK, ~~watch this~~ learn

Same goes for CR posts btw ;p

<h1> == #

<h2> == ##

ETC

Mat's Mug

yeah. I just thought h1-h6 were deprecated for some odd reason

Phrancis

The formatting is incidental and completely determined by CSS

Mat's Mug

^ which makes total sense IMO

Phrancis

Right. h1-h6 structure documents in logical sections

Captain Obvious

2

Q: Random mathematical functions in Factor

(Oh dear lord another Factor question) So after answering this question about Factor, I decided that it looked interesting. To get the hang of the syntax and such, I decided to write some basic physics code to "solve" the three-body problem. Then, I realized that math is harder than I thought it...

factor

rolfl

04:37

Get a room...

this idle chatter is too idle....

Mat's Mug

</lurks>

^^

Hosch250

69 messages since I was here last?

0

A: SharePoint and JSON output project - where can I do better?

public enum ExceptionLevel { Debug, Info, Error } And private enum LogType { Debug, Info, Error }; Both are enums, and both have the same values. This tells me you should probably merge these into one enum. while (true) { switch (type) { case ...

Quill

@Hosch250 Mostly crap

Mat's Mug

8 mins ago, by rolfl

Get a room...

^^ the relevant summary

Hosch250

OK.

Got a revival badge, so I guess I just killed a zombie.

Getting closer to the 80 posts needed for C#.

I'm a little shy of the 5 votes per post to come out even.

13 votes shy, I think.

Nice.

I have 17 for Java, and no where near enough points.

So, that makes 20 out of 160 I need.

I need to get ready for bed soon, but maybe tomorrow.

rolfl

04:50

→ 39 messages moved to The Nth Monitor

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Hosch250

I'd actually like to get another silver answer badge sometime, but the question isn't not anymore.

Quill

Thanks @rolfl, the SNR was getting a bit out of hand

Captain Obvious

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Q: Skip sending for all that return no results but still send to others

PHP below checks person's preferences in the database then pulls relevant jobs that match their preferences from another database table. It then compiles it into an email... I can't get it to stop sending to people where $EMAILjobs=="" and still send for everyone else!! Hope that makes sense? So...

php beginner html database mysqli

Hosch250

Whoa, the OP must have been around - I already got an accept!

Hosch250

05:05

Ooh, it is a new quarter.

And the icons are back to not showing up at all.

It if is Factor, don't be surprised if no one answers for ages.

Quill

quads and dubs, nice

0000 and 22

quads meaning four and dubs meaning double meaning two

Mat's Mug

@QPaysTaxes I think the ID's are server-wide

chillworld

05:33

monking @all

Quill

05:43

Hey @all, what kind of programming tests would you give to an candidate in an interview?

Mat's Mug

@Quill for .net the screening would be is "string" a value or a reference type?

Quill

@Mat'sMug Yeah, its for a .net position

FizzBuzz was the first thing I had

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