The Bridge

The worst part was definitely where after the surgery you're dying for the loo having been hooked up to an IV for the past few hours, but the relevant tubes are so inflamed and swollen from the surgery that you can't. @Unionhawk.

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Q: Cannot connect to minecraft pe external servrs

I have minecraft pe on my iPod but every time I try to go on an external server it says invalid name! How do I fix it?

xcom-enemy-unknown

jokerdino

There was this new text based game that reddit threw up the other day. Iridium or something.

fredley

6:12 PM

May 18 at 13:39, by Sterno

Documentary on the type of surgery @fredley had. Warning: NSFW.

jokerdino

@fredley The flying fuck.

That's worse than rickrolling.

fredley

@jokerdino Welcome to the Bridge, where we have userscripts specifically to avoid this situation

Unionhawk

@jokerdino Hi, welcome to The Bridge

You are 100% correct

fredley

Unionhawk

That is the level of warzone @fredley and @Sterno have created

jokerdino

6:13 PM

You guys.

I only searched the main site for tagpro. Not the chat transcript.

fredley

I spent a long time learning YQL to implement that

@jokerdino You play tagpro?

What server?

jokerdino

I play in Chord from South Asia.

Enough ping to spoil the game for everyone.

fredley

@jokerdino I play Chord too!

I also have terrible ping

But am in London

What's your tagpro name?

jokerdino

(Good thing I dont play in registered accounts. I embarrass myself.)

fredley

@jokerdino Hahaha

murgatroid99

6:15 PM

We just got a really weird MTG question in MTG: a user asked for the reasons why a few cards are banned. None of those cards are banned in any format.

fredley

I'm BilboLaggins on TagPro

jokerdino

@fredley Wait, I played with/against you.

fredley

@jokerdino I'm sure you have

if you've played on Chord

jokerdino

I used to play as ArcticBear.

fredley

@jokerdino Rings a bell

Unionhawk

6:16 PM

"Yeah, you were that really laggy guy that ruined the game that one time"

fredley

@Unionhawk /every time

jokerdino

@Unionhawk But I do it all the time.

And no one knows.

Unionhawk

So did the collective lag cause the world to blow up?

jokerdino

No, only the balls.

Unionhawk

I guess clearly not

Because the world is not blown up

fredley

6:17 PM

Avoiding other balls becomes impossible

user15026

I ACTUALLY HELPED TWO PEOPLE NOW GUYS

jokerdino

It's only one of those times when touching others' balls is actually fun.

Lol, why am I attracting lonely stars?

Rapitor

because balls is the easiest starbait

3

Unionhawk

@Rapitor No, starbait is the easiest starbait

4 hours ago, by Unionhawk

Did someone say stars?

^ case, point

Rapitor

you're a case point.

Unionhawk

6:22 PM

Yes

Also correct

jokerdino

Why am I here? I should be playing my one game of Dota2 every night. Bye all.

Rapitor

that's a terrible idea.

Unionhawk

you're a terrible idea.

Rapitor

usually.

djsmiley2k

wtf you mean my re-raise amulets shattered ¬_¬

Unionhawk

6:30 PM

They broke?

Destroyed?

Ded?

Gone?

In a (m/b)illion pieces?

Useless?

HISTORY?

djsmiley2k

yup :(

Noi more no dying :(

Unionhawk

RIP

djsmiley2k

Maybe I shoudln't be playing on novice as they didn't save me once, but meh

Why is SNAKE here...

Unionhawk

Solid Snake?

Or Snake as in snakes on a plane?

djsmiley2k

is he the one with the ey?

Unionhawk

6:33 PM

2

This amuses me far more than it should

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Q: cant render texture like it use to be

this has worked before but when i added more to flans this error appeare [B#301] Time: 6/5/15 11:46 PM [B#301] Description: Registering texture [B#301] [B#301] net.minecraft.client.renderer.StitcherException: Unable to fit: projecte:dm_armor/chest, size: 16x16, atlas: 2041x2034, atlasMax: 204...

minecraft

SaintWacko

Jason Berkan

That's a far better picture than @Wipqozn's socks.

Unionhawk

@JasonBerkan That's the understatement of the decade

Congratulations

I guess

SaintWacko

This thing is beautiful :D

So happy

Chippies

6:37 PM

@SaintWacko what can you do with these things, other than check time?

GnomeSlice

Snacks in a place always looked like a really dumb movie to me

11

djsmiley2k

lol worst AI ever..

GnomeSlice

Gif saying

MBraedley

@SaintWacko I have more than a month to wait before I get mine :(

GnomeSlice

God four it

Unionhawk

6:37 PM

Snacks in a place sounds like a dumb movie

Snakes on a Plane sounds dumb too

GnomeSlice

Grrr

Unionhawk

>:D

Jason Berkan

@PhoneSlice best @GnomeSlice.

5

SaintWacko

@Chippies Control music playing on your phone, get messages and emails and every notification on your phone, respond to them, track fitness stuff

All sorts of things

Anything that can be done with 4 buttons or less

MBraedley

@SaintWacko 4 buttons plus a mic

Chippies

6:39 PM

@SaintWacko eh, I guess it's alright, if you need all those things

Unionhawk

Plus mic? So, can you say "Okay, Google" to it?

MBraedley

@Chippies Notifications is the big thing for me.

@Unionhawk No, I don't think so.

Unionhawk

Damn

MBraedley

Just respond to notifications

Unionhawk

Goddamn why does my laptop take 20 minutes to boot up

What is this nonsense

MBraedley

6:40 PM

Although who knows, maybe tighter Android Wear functionality will be added.

Zachiel

Heya, videogamers

I have a question for you people. It's not directly gaming-related but it's something most videogamers had to face sooner or later.

Chippies

the suspense is killing me!

Zachiel

How ****** ***** ******* ***** am I supposed to become good at some game if I keep disconnecting during matches??? :@ è_é T_T

user15026

Huh, no wonder I didn't know what I put in this fried rice....it's shredded potatoes.

user15026

@Zachiel Get a better connection?

Chippies

6:44 PM

@Zachiel Stop disconnecting, it usually helps

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn Doubling down on starch, nicely done.

Chippies

also helps to troubleshoot what causes the disconnects

Zachiel

@AshleyNunn ç_ç that's actually the question, How do I prove my company that it's their fault and not mine, or the opposite and get a new modem/router?

user15026

@TimStone Well, no, it's potatoes with stuff, not rice with stuff.

Tim Stone

The first step is to blame @Wipqozn.

user15026

6:45 PM

@Zachiel You call them and mention you've been d/cing a lot and go through troubleshooting

Zachiel

@Chippies I know it isn't the wi-fi, isp monitor told me. Other than this, I have no idea. Their technician says my router is unusually hot.

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn …Oh, huh.

Chippies

@Zachiel do you have connection issues in other games or applications?

Zachiel

Yes

user15026

@TimStone I tend to do things where I shred a pile of potatoes then add stuff a la fried rice and call it a dinner :D

djsmiley2k

6:46 PM

itsh te router ¬_¬

Zachiel

I also have no idea if my modem has a fan

Chippies

@Zachiel problem is on your side then

djsmiley2k

doubtful

Chippies

@Zachiel most don't

Zachiel

it's a netgear thing and I don't even see screws

user15026

6:47 PM

My guess is that your router/modem are having sync issues for whatever reason

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn This sounds acceptably good

originaluser

Sorry I'm just jumping in here without reading everything, but is the connection wireless?

Because wireless can have interference

Zachiel

Yes, but the wireless part is fine

Chippies

where do you usually have your router located? Is it in a well ventilated place or is it like, in a drawer or something?

user15026

@TimStone It makes a nice quick dinner food. Today is potatoes, sausage, sauerkraut, cheese, eggs, and peas

user15026

6:48 PM

@Zachiel What do you mean it's fine?

Zachiel

It is on top of a table at the opposite corner of a smallish room, no sun ever hits it.

Chippies

also, have you tried connecting wired?

originaluser

Always try wired if possible

user15026

This!

user15026

This is a thing I know now as a newbie tech support monkey

Zachiel

6:49 PM

@AshleyNunn I tested with a site that pings somethiong on the internet and something on the router (a banner on the config site) and the disconnections are just towards the internet

The modem loses connection, red light and restartoing the call and all

Chippies

@Zachiel are you on dial up?

Zachiel

@originaluser I might try, but not when my parents are aroun

user15026

@Zachiel maybe your modem is busted/losing sync/stuff

Zachiel

@Chippies ADSL

@AshleyNunn How do I test for it?

originaluser

@Zachiel Ah. That complicates things.

djsmiley2k

6:50 PM

It HAD to be Cid didn't it?

user15026

@Zachiel Try powering it off and on again (stupid advice, but it works), if nothing fixes, call your ISP, they'll have more advice based on stuff

Zachiel

@originaluser They basically don't want the cable to cross the way between the living room and the bathroom which... well, it does.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Which is the best weapon in dwarf fortress?

In optimal conditions, best material, best workmanship, highest skill of the required type for the wielding dwarf. Best weapon is fastest kill. This is only about offensive ability!

dwarf-fortress

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Q: Urban Rivals - Complete Character list

I am looking for a spreadsheet with all the Urban-Rivals cards, but google is proving fruitless. Ideally i would like it to contain: name, power, damage, clan effect, abillity, and rarity. Can anyone help me find this?

urban-rivals

Zachiel

@AshleyNunn I sometimes do that, I think it sometimes fixes it but I'm not sure it's not just my perception

Chippies

@Zachiel are you on a laptop or a PC? if possible, move closer to the router and test wired connection for couple hours

user15026

6:52 PM

@Zachiel It might be an intermittent sync issue, or something. make sure all your cables are plugged in correctly, etc.

Chippies

if it keeps disconnecting, the problem is most likely with the router itself

djsmiley2k

6 mins ago, by djsmiley2k

itsh te router ¬_¬

user15026

Yeah, I would also highly recommend testing the wired connection.

user15026

Because if that works, its the router more than likely

Chippies

testing the wired connection, even if un-viable for regular use, would help narrow down the issue

my laptop is 1 foot away from the router and I still get 4-5ms jitter on wireless, I can only imagine how bad it might be in a different room with the signal going through the bathroom walls

user15026

6:55 PM

@Chippies Or through the floor to a basement with concrete walls (welcome to my house :P)

James

@fredley Yes

Zachiel

I also tried a different router a friend lent me, but it's an old kraun backup router he had around so... well, it didn't go so well but I'm not sure if it was the router or not.

I'll test the wired solution, anyway

djsmiley2k

wooooo FF like musioc

Zachiel

No @chippies, the route betwwen my parents and the bathroom crosses the wire, but I'm in the same room as the router with my laptop

djsmiley2k

/me instantly feels 12 again

Zachiel

6:58 PM

[hugs Ashley. in a non creepy way]

Chippies

@Zachiel not sure what the problem is then, why can't you use it wired? Your parents can still use their stuff wirelessly

wired and wireless aren't mutually exclusive

unless you make them mutually exclusive on purpose, but that a different thing altogether

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can you have more than one golden axe in animal crossing new leaf?

If i get the golden axe or watering can and sell it or give it away. Can i get them again or is it a one time deal and if lost or sold I have to settle for the silver or regular ones?

animal-crossing-new-leaf

Zachiel

@fredley yes, but hey, it's superstar cannibal Shie LaBoeuf

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