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1:00 PM
"...I'm asking for a friend."
SURE YOU ARE
Horray the sociopathic narcissism of reddit
Let's think about that
Happy thoughts
Let's think about how much of a TERRIBLE PERSON the Internet at large is
OH GOD NO IT BACKFIRED
 
@Unionhawk GIFT
 
|--------------------------> This much
 
room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat room, wherein we meanwhile links, verb words, unhack life, fail to meet our sky-high standards in post quality with gusto and avoid thinking about fredley. [-context] [crossed-legs] [-fun] [-games] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [-lifehacks] [--mandatory] [murder] [pedantry+] [-standards]
 
I could not have scripted that if I tried by the way
If you're wondering if I did that on purpose, I didn't
 
@Unionhawk seems conspicuously focused on @fredley's private bits
5
 
1:10 PM
My mistake for making them unprivate I guess
That'll teach me
 
wtf is going on.
 
21 hours ago, by fredley
IMPORTANT NOTE FOR NEW ARRIVALS: DON'T READ THE TRANSCRIPT
 
@fredley Well, at least they aren't out there for the world to see. Like @Wipqozn socks.
 
@Rapitor I know enough to know you don't want to know.
 
@Sterno More people have seen them over the past few days than in the entire rest of my life.
 
1:12 PM
Just think of it as if you've been advertising!
 
@Sterno How do I measure conversion/engagement?
 
Goddammit Bridge I hate you all
 
crossed legs?
 
All 5 of you
anyway
I'M OUT
insert the "5sf skateboard I'M OUT" exit here
 
1:17 PM
 
GODDAMMIT EVERYONE IS ON IGNORE
YOU PUSHED ME TO THIS
Someone remind me on steam later to unignore everyone
 
Should we?
 
No
 
Nah
 
Actually don't
 
1:20 PM
Thought so.
 
I'll just ignore @Sterno and @fredley forever
 
@Unionhawk Balls.
 
OH FFS
Not unignoring you
 
You'll never avoid the stars
 
You are literally
And figuratively
The worst
We are done here.
Go away.
Thank you.
 
1:23 PM
 
And enjoy the rest of your day
Here in The Bridge
@Uni psychosis state: maximum
 
I made the mistake of reading the transcript before the starboard...
 
Feels bad man
 
@3ventic You can take away from your own pain by adding to @Unionhawk's
 
Ignored users don't show up later in inbox right? I'm pretty sure that's a thing
 
1:25 PM
I'm pretty sure if we get @uni to ignore everyone in The Bridge, we win the Internet
 
@Sterno You'll be done eventually and The Bridge will be safe
Or I'll make my own Escape Pod with blackjack and hookers
 
@Unionhawk AHA
 
And I'll invite @OrigamiRobot and not you
 
I think @OrigamiRobot ran out of power.
 
And we'll hang out as cool dudes no old people allowed
 
1:26 PM
I'm sad that @orig autocomplete to @originaluser now.
 
@ORIGINALUSER IS @ORIGAMIROBOT: DATA ACCEPTED
@Sterno I really was ignoring you by the way. I just hit "show posts" for reasons
 
@Unionhawk That's because deep down, you can't stop thinking about it and want to know more.
 
No, because deep down, you're annoying, but eventually you will get bored
Eventually
I wonder if I flag your starred message if it'll validate
It might
But I wouldn't do that
Because you'd come back 10 times more annoying in 30 minutes if it did validate
Anyway, I'm out
Or I would be if I had work to do
...hmm
 
STOP EATING MY TROLL MESSAGES TO @UNI, @SHITTY-WORK-NETWORK
Oh, sure, that one goes through
 
Oh right
 
1:38 PM
Dear guy who sent an email requesting a receipt: you sent this to the entire core dev list. I'm not giving you a receipt.
 
You live in the US of A. You don't have today off.
It's a holiday for me.
 
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE THE WORST TOO
EVERYONE IS THE WORST TODAY
 
good.
 
Except @AshleyNunn I guess
 
@Wipqozn Interesting, what kind of holiday?
 
1:38 PM
@5pike Victoria Day.
 
We'll have next monday
 
@uni Balled up socks
 
@Sterno NSFL* (ftfy (both fixedthatforyou and fuckthisfuckyou))
 
@Sterno I'm not clicking this
 
1:39 PM
yeah, that link is staying blue for me too
 
No why the fuck would you star that
7
 
@Unionhawk wynaut?
 
I bet @fredley and @evilfredley did it and 1 other person
Well crap
 
user15026
yawns
 
user15026
1:41 PM
Morning or something.
 
@AshleyNunn Or something indeed
 
VICTORY
 
user15026
@unionhawk so I see.
 
1:43 PM
In my defense, @Unionhawk was daring me to be more annoying.
 
...
 
Bonus annoyance: I've had a mild allergic reaction to the ecg pads. ugh.
 
You can't just issue a challenge like that and expect it to go unmet
 
I have perfect red circles on my chest.
 
Note to self: do not ever forget @Sterno is a father it's his fucking job to be annoying
 
1:44 PM
@Unionhawk As also a father, it's only because the kids are annoying first.
My daughter loves nothing more than to grab the neck of my shirt and pull it. Always.
 
@StrixVaria daaaaw
 
@fredley It was cute once.
 
user image
3
Prepare for something awesome later this week... HINT HINT -- NUDGE NUDGE.
 
@StrixVaria Better than chest hair.
@Yuuki HL3 confirmed
 
@Sterno That's the next step.
Last night she grabbed my collar with both hands and pulled herself up to look down my shirt.
 
user15026
1:47 PM
@StrixVaria friend's baby is insistent that my medicalert necklace should be something I eat. The thing is stainless steel - having that slammed into your teeth sucks hardcore.
 
user15026
Babies are weird.
 
@AshleyNunn Yes, my daughter is also starting to just shove things at you. Every time she picks up a thing, she either holds it up to show you or, if she's close enough, puts it in your face.
She's learning all sorts of stuff, though, and it's really neat to see her develop.
 
Just wait until she starts picking her nose and then offering it to you.
 
She still doesn't crawl, but she does drag herself across the floor pretty quickly.
She loves chasing the dog, and especially trying to eat slobbery dog toys.
 
user15026
Yeah, watching them think stuff through and figure out the world is kinda great but I like that I can do that and then give them back after a while. Not really ready for my own.
 
1:51 PM
@AshleyNunn Last night my wife and I were trading off enduring her.
It depends on her mood.
 
Opening up strong
Oh crap work blocks
SWITCHING TO MOBILE
 
@Unionhawk My initial reaction to the phrase "work blocks" was "holy crap are they putting all the boring games during work hours? that's awesome!"
Then I was disappointed.
 
No, as in "docs.google.com is listed as streaming/file sharing service"
 
1:55 PM
@Unionhawk 눈_눈
 
TPS is late night
 
In any case, I just realized this is the week that all my coworkers will be in Japan but I'm not going because it's my daughter's birthday.
So I can watch the stream at work anyway.
 
I don't know what timezone this is, it says CDT but it also says UTC-6
CDT is UTC-5
 
So now that my Internet is down at home, I've getting back into Skyrim.
 
It says CDT/UTC-5
 
1:56 PM
Guess not playing it after buying the add-ons has finally paid off.
 
@StrixVaria Does it? Okay they fixed it then
@Yuuki The Dragonborn DLC is pretty good
 
@Unionhawk I started a new file to get a good handle on things. The one thing I'm worried about is levelled items.
 
TP not in a terrible time slot I guess
3 runs I want to see all in a row
 
MM3D in a pretty bad time slot
Wait that's Friday that's allowable
3
...Friday morning dammit
Fuck's sake
 
1:59 PM
 
Guess I'm watching the VOD of that one
 
Another Tetris block?
 
I mean, the Tetris block at AGDQ was good, but don't they usually mix it up?
 
@StrixVaria There was too much HOYPE at AGDQ to mix it up (ughughugh)
Dear SGDQ announcers: do not say the word hype
Bleep it out for all I care
 
2:01 PM
h*pe?
 
> INCENTIVE! Pokemon Blue blindfolded run
Guess I know what I'm donating for.
 
Shovel Knight low%
That'll be cool too
An entire hour of tetris
What the hell
u wot m8
 
user15026
How do you fill an entire hour with that?
 
This is why @GnomeSlice hates GDQ
 
I bet it will be interesting
 
2:03 PM
SOmeone doing a ridiculously good game of tetris?
 
@AshleyNunn You should watch the Tetris block from AGDQ this year.
I don't necessarily want to watch that again, but it was definitely worth it once.
 
@AshleyNunn It's like, pieces of 15 minutes or so from different tetris: the grand master series games and different modes
or something?
I don't understand
 
user15026
@unionhawk Oh, okay, I guess that kinda makes sense.
 
I'm excited for TP, I'm excited for Bioshock Infinite, I'm excited for TPS
That's all I am exicited for
 
user15026
For some reason my brain was like only considering NES Tetris
 
2:05 PM
MM3D is in the worst possible time slot for me but that's fine I guess
 
Ooh FearfulFerret is running Bioshock: Infinite.
@Unionhawk TP is Twilight Princess? What is TPS?
 
@StrixVaria Borderlands
 
user15026
I will have to check out the schedule when I am not on my phone.
 
There's also an any% run of OoT, but I can't imagine he's going to try the new route in a marathon.
Isn't the setup for the deku nut thing like a 1/50 chance?
 
@StrixVaria I think he is
 
2:06 PM
Metroid Prime 2 and Earthbound runs sound interesting
 
They have it decently consistent now iirc it's just a matter of getting the nut to drop
 
I've never watched Earthbound runs but I'm curious how they got the time so low
 
Hmmm, its all happening in July
 
@originaluser The general strategy for low times in RPGs is don't do any of the battling and just run from checkpoint to checkpoint, and only do mandatory battles, usually by exploiting items. I don't know Earthbound well enough to say if it's the same for that game, but it probably is.
 
Chrono Trigger finale
 
2:08 PM
@StrixVaria Yeah, true. I just can't think of anything that would let you get it that low in EB, but I'm not an EB expert so who knows. It'll be interesting to see at least.
 
@Unionhawk Mhh... wasn't that a finally in a recent A/SGDQ, or am I mistaken?
 
user15026
I'd be curious to see a new OoT route.
 
@StrixVaria This is pretty much how the skyrim run flows. Run around with a torch because that bug is great, don't kill anything
 
@5pike AGDQ is in Januray, SGDQ is in July.
 
@StrixVaria Yeah, but I think that Chrono Trigger was a finally recently...
 
2:09 PM
@Unionhawk Torch bug? I know the Skyrim bug where you can use a bowl to go through walls, but not sure what the torch one is.
@5pike Oh, misread your thing.
 
@StrixVaria It essentially allows you to keep sprinting continuously, somehow
 
user15026
Although I will likely have a job by then if this week works out, and with my luck it will be a call centre job again, so I will miss everything good.
 
@Unionhawk Oh, huh.
 
Since there's not an animation for slowing down with a torch out, or something ridiculous like that
 
@Unionhawk Haha, I love Bethesda bugs
 
2:10 PM
I don't quite remember
 
@StrixVaria It seems that Chrono Trigger was the finally of AGDQ 2014...
 
But it's something to do with an animation not existing
 
Kinda surprised there isn't going to be a Bloodborne run, honestly
 
It's a developing game
 
I remember seeing some speedruns where low% was under an hour, but that involved glitching and wasn't very cool to watch
 
2:12 PM
It'll probably be in AGDQ 16
 
Makes sense
Glitching as in like "Oh... he's massively powerleveling so he can bypass the whole game... cool I guess..."
 
Also if the runs include the "start up PS4 for 12 hours to derp out the AI" glitch... then RTA adds 12 hours to that time (duh)
 
@AshleyNunn good luck!
 
Hah, I don't think included that one thankfully. I just remember him massively duping the +blood echoes items to get a ridiculous blood level and then doing the absolute bare minimum
 
@originaluser Hi welcome to speedrunning I'll be your guide.
Low% will always be heavy in glitches because the idea is you skip as much as you possibly can
Even if that skip means it wastes time
You do the skip
 
2:15 PM
@Unionhawk Fair enough :P I guess I just find it a lot less interesting in RPGs
 
isn't low% the same as any%
 
No
Any% is as fast as possible with no restrictions
Low% is as fast as possible while skipping the most things possible
For example, shovel knight low% is shovel only
 
Interesting
 
Wheras any% gets items because it's faster
 
A/SGDQ is the only time I care about speedruns.
Kinda like soccer when there's EC or WC.
 
2:21 PM
I like speedruns, but I can't really watch them non-stop. I get burned out too easily. I find them real interesting from a programming standpoint, though, especially TAS
 
@originaluser I wouldn't be able to be an actual speedrunner; I don't have the time or the patience. I don't get burned out watching them, though.
It's more about how interesting it is. There are some speedruns that are boring.
 
Yes
 
It usually has a lot to do with familiarity with the game.
 
> We'll see just how dangerous it is to go alone, old man.
swordless zelda, lol
 
@StrixVaria True, I guess I'm just thinking about stuff like Siglemic's pursuit of Mario 64 perfection and how often he has to reset and it's just... that would drive me nuts.
 
2:25 PM
The live commentary makes the A/SGDQ pretty interesting. Especially if they show of new things and also explain it.
 
When the commentary is good
Anyway
Sometimes the couch is dull and the announcer has to fill space
With HOYPE
 
Yeah, there are really, really boring commentators.
 
@originaluser Siglemic doesn't really talk during his real attempts.
*GDQ events have a lot of good commentary (usually), though.
Even if the runner has to focus, they'll have other guys talking about what he's doing and why.
 
Good point. I'll give this SGDQ a fair shake then
 
You can also just go on youtube and watch old *GDQ runs.
 
2:28 PM
Speaking of Siglemic, this is one of my favorite Siglemic-related things:
 
SIGLEMIC!
 
@StrixVaria dammit bro, use the metal suit!
 
GDQ is a good event
Even if the runner isn't great at commentary, the couch usually is, collectively
Last AGDQ had it's low points though that I've already identified buuuuuut...
 
@GodEmperorDune Me neither, I saw it in a comment.
@Unionhawk I 'hate' GDQ because they always play the same shit.
I mean I get that they play the games the runners are good at.
But nobody comes forward for new games.
 
Like Tetris for an hour
Probably more than an hour on that actually
 
2:39 PM
@Unionhawk HOYPE
 
@SaintWacko No gtfo
 
@SaintWacko #alwayswait2minutes
 
@GodEmperorDune I just pulled up the Bridge at work
 
@GodEmperorDune No, literally, that is how they pronounced hype at AGDQ 2015.
I am not kidding
 
@SaintWacko that's never a good idea
 
2:40 PM
I wish I was.
 
@GodEmperorDune Why not?
 
Don't forget the countless "Kill vs save the animals" donations...
 
@StrixVaria This is funny
 
Also, is there a GDQ coming up?
 
@SaintWacko because i am half asleep and failing at starbait
 
2:40 PM
@5pike I bought the shirt at last year's AGDQ
 
@SaintWacko I'm doing that right now. It at least gives me something to do when I'm having another "CSS is Awesome" moment
 
@SaintWacko July
 
@Unionhawk Ah
 
Probably while I'm in Michigan with not much internet access
Also, I'll be in New Orleans this weekend!
 
2:41 PM
Ha
 
@SaintWacko Some of these donation messages are pure cringe.
 
I'm curious why there's a don't read the transcript' starred, but too afraid to click.
 
@5pike Meh don't blame the kill/save incentive, some of them are anyway. "I AM A NARCISIST IF YOU PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I'LL DONATE MOAR"
 
@Unionhawk how does the whole incentive thing work?
@MadMAxJr just look at @sterno's documentary of the surgery
 
@GodEmperorDune When you donate, you can select a donation incentive for it to go for. If that incentive either wins (in the case of a bid war) or is met, then that thing happens.
For example, the kill/save incentive refers to the choice of killing the animals in Super Metroid (faster) or saving them (canon)
 
2:46 PM
@Unionhawk so its like a stretch goal? (or set of competing stretch goals)
 
@GodEmperorDune Yes, it can also lead to bonus games (like blindfolded pokemon blue this time around)
 
Or glitch exhibitions
and other interesting stuff
 
Ya
 
and not so clever donation messages :/
 
user15026
People just like to hear their stuff and feel important and it makes people stupid
 
2:48 PM
Seriously though
I mean, I get it
But some of the donation comments are dum
b
dumb
 
Totally
 
@Unionhawk Shitty Games Done Quick?
2
 
These ones should be better because it's doctors without borders and not PCF.
@GnomeSlice Yes exactly (summer games done quick, but this is better)
 
Nothing against the "Cancer has been with my life forever" donations buuuuuuuuuuuut...
 
2:50 PM
lol wtf Wings of Vi
I Wanna Be The Boshy well that's ruined now
 
If they continue to lay on the hoype cringe train then it will be Shitty Games Done Quick
That's what the awful games block should be at sgdq
You're a genius @GnomeSlice
 
Still no Operation Smash
or Frogatto
grrrr
 
@Unionhawk I really enjoy this block of games.
Had always some great commentary.
 
@5pike The awful games block is great
 
I still cannot believe I Wanna Be The Guy became 'a thing'. That game was essentially Kayin's hate letter to gaming.
God, we playtested his weekly builds on that for an eternity.
 
2:52 PM
They're starting with Yossi then a nice mini awful games block with "Sonic: Boom!"
I'm fairly certain the punctuation is a part of the title of that game
 
Sonic Boom will be interesting. The game is a broken mess, so seeing a speedrun of it will be quite entertaining, I hope.
 
Yep
 
More entertaining than Sonic '06
Calling it now
 
@fredley WUT
 
And there goes the superfriends narrator in my head again.
 
MEANWHILE, IN THE BRIDGE
 
Meanwhile, @uni SHUT UP
 
@fredley Are you sure this is legit.
Try googling for it
 
@Unionhawk I clicked that and now I'm watching @RedRiderX
 
2:59 PM
@GnomeSlice Did it, is
Your google-fu may be weak
 
@fredley ?
 

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