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12:00 AM
@Cerberus Who the H is Posh Nosh? Some TV gourmet/cook thing?
@Cerberus Death mostly
 
12:24 AM
@Mitch A parody on snobbish cooking programmes.
It is quite funny.
An episode is only 8–9 minutes.
A nice little nosh.
Perhaps I should have used a different word rather than nice...
 
1:04 AM
@Cerberus funneh!
"I will embarrass the veg before disappointing them"
 
@Mitch Yup!
They love the funny chef verbs.
"Put it into your Aga. And, if you don't have an Aga..."
 
 
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4:23 AM
> They are interested in doubt about word in language english.
So funny, so true.
 
4:54 AM
Indeed.
 
 
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6:12 AM
Using "mostly" to mean "probably" is incorrect usage, right?
 
Anonymous
7:08 AM
@Robusto Yeah, the pitch is the most important part. You can communicate uh-huh and uh-uh (either variation) without opening your mouth, just by using the right rhythm and pitch. Like with Japanese ううん.
 
9:30 AM
@snailboat Except if you didn't open your mouth, the better transcription for that sound would likely be mm-hmm (for the affirmative).
 
For your mathematical viewing pleasure.
in Mathematics, 2 hours ago, by El'endia Starman
Square grid, all movement is strictly along x or y axis, apparent curving is because of hyperbolic geometry.
 
10:08 AM
Hi there :-)
When using "group" as a verb, would "ungroup" be the opposite? (I think not, but still it sounds good to me)
 
I afraid ain't nothing like "ungroup".
 
Ungrouping is the opposite of grouping, but it sounds strange.
 
which verb would you use to say, for example "make groups of 3, out of a set"?
(@skillpatrol, @JustynaNogala)
and which would be the opposite of that verb?
that would be an order (imperative), by the way: "you! make groups of! (out of a set)"
*of 3
 
An already group of 3 when it wants to go back to square one it has to "split up".
It's the only possible way to me. But I'm not an expert here ;p.
 
10:24 AM
group/split then? sounds good :-)
would it be better to use merge/split?
(@JustynaNogala)
 
I would say "to separate".
like in "He got separated from his group."
There is also "to detach".
 
@JustynaNogala: ok, thanks for your help :-)
(and for the link)
 
Why didn't we just do what he did? -_-
 
I got 21K reps because I can use a dictionary ;)
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10:38 AM
Not only because of that.
I recon.
When reading old books even a dictionary can't help.
 
Biological nomenclature is always in flux due to the clumpers and splitters there who cannot stop playing on their teeter-totter.
 
10:57 AM
@MattE.Эллен I got a dictionary because I can use 21k reps.
 
I asked my question about dropped /s/ on Spanish.SE.
One decent answer so far.
Haha, the SC just set the status of a bug to "won't fix" because "Unfortunatly its tricky to handel . . ." Hmm, I bet it's not tricky to Bach.
 
Clearly you mean one deent anwer o far.
 
'o you 'ay.
 
@Robusto exactly. That's because B A C H are all on the keyboard, but N and L are not. Not to mention Ä.
 
@RegDwigнt and soon it will be yours
 
11:03 AM
I still don't get how the deutschbags figured B should be H.
 
I am sure there are fifteen and a half Wikipedia articles covering just that.
 
how can you have an octave without eight letters?
 
Google "wikipedia".
 
You don't understand. I don't want to know how. I just want to bitch about it.
 
@MattE.Эллен Twelve, Matt. Twelve.
@Robusto Google "bitch".
 
11:05 AM
@RegDwigнt I did, and a picture of yo mama came up.
 
I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm better than you.
 
Or was it Yo Yo Ma.
 
It was Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh.
 
Chi Minh? That's a funny way to say Merry Christmas.
 
Crap, not funny enough if you can still tell what it means.
 
11:10 AM
@RegDwigнt This isn't about Vietnam, Walter.
 
King Viet Kong.
 
The KIND snacks girls just made the rounds, interrupting my work by handing out treats. Bah, humbug!
Apparently this is some kind of do-gooder hustle. Buy our products and give them away, or something like that.
 
A donation has been made in your name to the company Coca-Cola.
 
Oh, is it a Coke possession?
 
It was but an example, but sure, why not, I have no reason to think they don't belong to either Coca-Cola or Nestle.
Or Nike, perhaps.
 
11:25 AM
I have to say, Nestle has the crappiest chocolate. Well, except for Brach's.
 
> A [translation] presented by Babbette Deutsch was widely considered canonical until the 1960s when Walter W. Arndt and Vladimir Nabokov published their editions. The translations by Arndt and Nabokov are considered both fundamental and mutually exclusive—not least due to their argument over Eugene Onegin and nature of verse translations in general, creating one of the biggest literary disputes of that era.
> In 1963, Walter Arndt published a verse translation of Eugene Onegin preserving the rhyme schemes and metrical structure of Pushkin’s text. Vladimir Nabokov reviewed Arndt’s work in an essay entitled “On Translating Pushkin Pounding the Clavichord” that was published in The New York Review of Books.
> Nabokov furiously criticised Arndt’s translation; according to him, the attempt to preserve the original iambic tetrameter resulted in Arndt’s defacing Pushkin’s spirit and the literal meaning of the novel. Arndt replied with a letter “Goading the pony” that was followed by an article “The strange case of Pushkin and Nabokov” by Edmund Wilson, a critic who rose to Arndt’s defence and thus ruptured his close friendship with Nabokov.
Jesus Christ, Batman, that's some quality screenplay right there.
Take that, Michael Bay.
 
Nabokov vs Arndt Smackdown!
 
on WWE next friday night
 
The plot thickens over at fryreadsonegin.com
 
Nabokov is the face and Arndt is the heel, I presume. Or is it the other way around?
@RegDwigнt He weighs in on just about everything, doesn't he?
 
11:29 AM
He has the gravitas.
Meanwhile elsewhere,
Mentions of body parts in songs of different genres.
 
Funny, nobody seems to mention the patella.
 
Verdi and Puccini do that all the time, it's just that Oprah is not on the Liszt.
 
I’ve just set the bull amongst the sheep.
 
> n 1999 Douglas R. Hofstadter presented a more liberal, distinctly American and colloquial in style version of the novel. He believed that a contemporary translation should be done in contemporary English and taught himself Russian for the task.
". . . taught himself Russian for the task." Hmm. Suddenly I have doubts.
 
Yeah. Because. Why not.
 
11:37 AM
I answered a question on the the Portuguese SE freely mixing citations in English, Portuguese, and Galician, and I was intentionally careless in distinguishing the second from the third. :)
 
Thing is, even if you teach yourself Russian, you won't understand shit.
In the first two verses alone there are half a dozen words that even Russians misunderstand.
 
People consistently underestimate what an immense task it is to really learn another language.
 
Because they stopped meaning what they meant in Pushkin's time at, well, around Pushkin's time.
 
@Robusto Only those who’ve never tried, surely.
 
It needs to be stressed that it's not that they are some weird unknown words. They are well-known everyday words. They just don't mean the same thing they meant 200 years ago.
 
11:40 AM
He might have been laughing about your accent. Or maybe something else struck him as funny. Or maybe they just don't use that construction in Nigeria. Whatever, "How much do I owe you?" is perfectly acceptable in retail transactions of all kinds. You could also say "What do I owe?" to make it seem less personal. — Robusto 10 mins ago
 
Kind of like, you know, there is no Red Square in Moscow. And never was.
 
@RegDwigнt Lies!
 
There's a Beautiful Square. But even every other Russian gets it wrong by now.
In Pushkin's time, exactly nobody would have gotten it wrong BTW.
 
Next you'll be telling me there is no Gorky Park.
 
What a difference a day makes, 200 little years.
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Q: What is the first recorded appearance of the mistranslation "Red Square"?

RegDwigнtDoes anybody know when the mistranslation "Red Square" made its first recorded appearance? Have there been any noteworthy attempts at establishing the correct translation "Beautiful Square" at some point in history? Obviously, it's too late to change the name now, but I am interested in learning ...

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Q: When did Красная Площадь begin to shift from Beautiful to Red?

RegDwightI suppose this one will be tough, or actually impossible, to crack by looking at Russian in isolation — there is no way to know what writers at what point had which meaning in mind, short of going back in time and asking them all. However, it should be feasible to take a detour via other languag...

@Robusto yes, indeed. There is a Central Park of Culture and Recreation in the Name of Maxim Gorky. But no Gorky Park, no.
There's a Gorky Park American movie and a Gorky Park American band. That's about it.
 
11:44 AM
The thing is, you don't realize what a minefield a language is when you wander into it by yourself. And you're dumbfounded that people don't understand you when you use perfectly acceptable words that you looked up in a dictionary.
@RegDwigнt I prefer my Russian with an American accent. Also a corn dog.
 
And then there's Wind of Change by Scorpions, which are from DDR FFS.
 
@Robusto Because you looked them up in a dictionary instead of hearing them spoken by living speakers in particular contexts.
 
@tchrist Exactly.
 
@Robusto my hovercraft is full of eels.
So anyway. That's a free MP3, and I'm grabbing it.
Except I have no sound here, and never even turn on my PC at home anymore.
So by the time I listen to it, all the words in English will have changed their meanings.
 
@RegDwigнt I have no idea what you're talking about. The language has moved on since you last spoke. Sorry.
 
11:48 AM
Take that, Stephan Pommes.
@Robusto WHAAAAT? My mother was a saint!
 
laughs Why do you paint your mother?
 
Yes, seven, folignaridge.
 
Voluminous.
 
It goes to twelve.
 
What about High Noon?
 
11:50 AM
Yes. Very good question. What about it?
I think the noon was going to clean its room, but then it got high. It was going to get up and find the broom, but then it got high.
 
Not for the dirty dozens, you.
 
Now reading all the links. Hilarious shit.
> The author of a soon-to-be-published translation may find it awkward to criticize a just published translation of the same work, but in the present case I can, and should, master my embarrassment; for something must be done, some lone, hoarse voice must be raised, to defend both the helpless dead poet and the credulous college student from the kind of pitiless and irresponsible paraphrast whose product I am about to discuss.
Geez, Vladimir. Stop showing off.
Nobody even talks like that.
 
@RegDwigнt True. I would have used periphrasis instead of paraphrast there.
 
His Russian is showing.
Парафразировать.
 
and your's isn't?
;)
 
12:02 PM
It is thoroughly concealed under layers of Pennsylvania Dutch.
 
Or Deutsch, in your case.
 
Of which you have to inform any officer without request.
 
we all have our liitle concealments
 
@Robusto as chance would have it, it's the same word. One being German, the other English. Since I am talking concealment here, I am obviously using the English word.
 
@RegDwigнt This one goes to eleven.
 
12:04 PM
Otherwise I'd just go straight to einszweidreiing you to Gugglhupf.
 
This one goes to elf.
 
This one goes to troll.
 
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Q: How to use "success" ?

Ghaida. i'm ghaida .. i want to ask you if this right or not "9 years of successful" Or "9 years of success" Please can you explain it :) Thank you 💜

 
@skillpatrol no, you only troll skillpas. Whoever that is.
 
12:06 PM
Immediate disqualification for using a heart emoji in the text.
Burn it with fire.
Note that it should be "OVER 9000 years of successful." Any noob knows that.
 
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Q: Is 'I fucked the dog' an actual idiom and what are its alternatives

SprottenwelsI am a non-native speaker from Germany. In the german language, an idiom exists: Sich die Eier schaukeln This is used to express severe boredom, especially to describe procrastinating or ones state of mind when you should be appointed to a task, but aren't. It is somewhat vulgar as it invo...

Looks like somebody’s gone and screwed the pooch with that one.
 
Reg we have to ball the title.
 
Midair collision with a tchrist.
 
Yep.
 
12:12 PM
@tchrist I have.
 
Ficking dogs.
 
I ficked a girl, I liked it.
 
Perra
> Is “I pəʞɔnɟ the dog” an actual idiot and are there alternatives?
Just in case it’s offensive to itty dumbs.
 
> But my statement of the translation’s purpose, which he finds so bizarre and which [Nabokov] paraphrases with the brand of fairness peculiar to him
Tee hee.
> , makes it clear that I do not believe in seating the would-be reader of Pushkin on the kind of prose pony he provides (after all, there simply are no interlingually equivalent semantic units, regardless of the form of discourse), and then goading him, with “ardent stir” and “in the blossom of glad hopes,” up a pyramid of footnotes every bumpy line or two, throughout a multi-volume trek. The scholarly yield and value of his undertaking, I have no doubt, will be outstanding
Harhar.
Holy Batman, this guy's even better.
 
Brand of fairness peculiar to N?
 
12:16 PM
That's some WWE Raw showdown right there.
> All three achieve a great measure of success, but all three obviously contain just such enforced liberties and padding as those which their writer so abominates in others, as well as some obscurities and infelicities that to me seem gratuitous. Had I the space, I believe I would be forgiven the brief indelicacy of pointing some of these out, garnished with a suitably Nabokovian by-play of donnish cackles and sham obtuseness
There really should be a wrestler that converses like that.
And that's the bottom line, cuz Walter Arndt said so.
 
That settles it. Nabokov is the heel. Who else would cackle donnishly?
You're out of your element, Donnishly.
 
I guess that is a particularly hard-core form of sightseeing.
 
Those Brits will spend money on all kinds of shit.
 
"After you've seen all the monuments and zoos and museums, have a look at our toilets."
 
12:27 PM
they're not brits
 
@skillpatrol her Majesty the Queen begs to differ.
Are you Her Majesty the Queen? If no, you have no say in this.
 
she can beg all she wants
1 min ago, by skill patrol
they're not brits
 
And you are not patrol.
 
That’s Father Troll to you.
 
thank you^
:)
 
12:30 PM
@Robusto yeah you'd think you'd be making a joke, but...
> Planning a trip

Please enter a place name or address for the start and destination of your journey.

You can add more destinations to go via as well.

The toilets listed for your journey will match your selections from the icons above the map where possible.
 
RIP Saruman.
 
He had it coming.
 
That spirit never peace shall find.
 
He escaped starring in Peter Jackson's next quadriplelogy. That is the definition of a skilful actor. Kudos to him.
 
12:40 PM
> To the dismay of those that stood by, about the body of Saruman a grey mist gathered, and rising very slowly to a great height like smoke from a fire, as a pale shrouded figure it loomed over the Hill. For a moment it wavered, looking to the West; but out of the West came a cold wind, and it bent away, and with a sigh dissolved into nothing.
 
And the sigh spake, "TROLOLOLOLOL, LOLOLOL, LOLOLOL".
 
@RegDwigнt skilful skillful
 
@skillpatrol no. I get a wiggly red line under "skillful". I do not get any such line under "skilful". Thus, QED.
You were saying?
 
Unwilful.
 
Wil I Am.
 
12:43 PM
Chiefly Brit. skillful.
 
You've mastered the craft of reading. Congratulations.
 
Tact.
 
@skillpatrol Skilful is a variant spelling.
 
Albeit Amer.
 
The fact is, when someone begins a sentence with "@RegDwigнt," that sentence will probably contain not a single provable fact.
 
12:45 PM
QED
 
@RegDwigнt Also ones prefaced in the left column with that name.
 
@Robusto also all the others.
 
Including those in parallel universes.
 
Facts are facts. They are not words. They are physically unable of being contained in sentences.
 
BTW, why do other universes have to be "parallel"? What if they are oblique?
 
12:46 PM
I have ripe tomatoes. On two different plants.
 
@Robusto What if they are communist?
@tchrist what if they are communist?
 
@RegDwigнt Then we hates them, preciousss.
@RegDwigнt His tomatoes will probably be red someday, if they aren't already. And I don't mean beautiful.
 
I have like fifteen plants this year, but still not a single flower.
I skipped on chilis this year.
 
“Do what thou wilt” shall be the whole of the Law.
 
FECPTSD?
 
12:47 PM
@skillpatrol No. That is the loopwhole of the law.
 
wormhole
 
slant jinx
 
in space time?
 
And my dill was being eaten by horrible green creatures from Mars, so I had to spray communism over them, after which two things happened: 1) the horrible green creatures from Mars died horrible green deaths and 2) I could no longer eat any of the dill, for fear of the communism.
 
@skillpatrol Woo hoo! Riot!!
 
12:48 PM
There is no space without time nor time without space.
 
@Mitch hi pal :D
 
Tame spice
 
Uh-oh, hide the dictionary.
 
@skillpatrol when does the carnage begin? Anytime!!
 
Unhide the Polish dictionary.
 
12:49 PM
@Robusto No worries I have aspirin instead
 
polishes his dictionary
 
@Mitch Let it begin!!!
 
carnages
 
Proszę, pani, krówka.
 
@Mitch I thought those had been crushed by insects.
 
12:50 PM
My nipplęs expłode with dęłight.
 
@RegDwigнt That's all sentences are. or non facts.
@RegDwigнt We have aspirin for that
 
So God, Slave, the Queen come into a bar.
 
The symbol ∪H (pron. glue) reminds the alchemical token describing the process
of amalgamation between two or more elements (one of which is often mercury): albeit amalgamation is not recognized as a proper stage of the Magnus Opus, several sources testify that it belongs to the alchemical tradition
 
Reminds the alchemical token describing the process.
Does not reminds author grammer.
 
12:55 PM
Now that's the best title ever - now that's the best title ever.
 
It's its own best encore.
 
Encore, again encore.
By Pavel Fedotov. Oil on canvas.
 
Creepy.
 
Hey it's war. That's what war looks like. Take notice, CNN.
 
@RegDwigнt No, please don't. All we need is 3D CGI views of war from CNN now.
 
1:05 PM
Good news for you: thankfully they are too busy making 3D screenshots of Twitter to be read aloud. 24/7.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, oil be damned.
 
Nobody needs war coverage if they can have coverage of Twitter coverage of the lack of war coverage.
 
1:17 PM
They're covering that
@RegDwigнt ... and the bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"
 
1:29 PM
So a tender walks into a bar.
 
Long way to go for a joke. But then you've never been lazy in that regard.
 
Oh but I have. It's just that you've been lazy noticing.
 
NOU.
 
Your lazy beats my lazy, hands down.
 
That's because I work much harder at my laziness.
 
1:31 PM
Get it? Hands down? Hahaha. Pun intended. Look at my pun! I am so clever. Get it?
 
What does that have to do with Putin?
 
i don't get it
 
It has to do with the price of Putin China.
 
Russians have no will to govern themselves. Why is that?
 
Because nobody has any will to govern themselves. Everyone only wants to govern others.
The Russians are merely the first to admit it.
And look, they have all the vodka in the world to go with it. What do you have? Bud Light.
 
1:33 PM
Glib, but not accurate.
 
How do the French say Putin? Putain is out, Poutine seems out. What's left?
 
Jul 29 '14 at 0:12, by RegDwigнt
Every country has the government it deserves.
 
Also glib, and equally inaccurate.
 
That's French barons for you.
Joseph-Marie, comte de Maistre (French: [də mɛstʁ]; 1 April 1753 – 26 February 1821) was a Savoyard philosopher, writer, lawyer, and diplomat. He defended hierarchical societies and a monarchical State in the period immediately following the French Revolution. Maistre was a subject of the King of Piedmont-Sardinia, whom he served as member of the Savoy Senate (1787–1792), ambassador to Russia (1803–1817), and minister of state to the court in Turin (1817–1821). Maistre, a key figure of the Counter-Enlightenment, saw monarchy both as a divinely sanctioned institution and as the only stable form...
Sorry, French counts.
Except it does not.
 
Everyone wants to be Oscar Wilde when it comes to epigrams. Even those born before him.
 
1:35 PM
the germans have barons
 
Yeah. Like those Greeks. They even claim to have invented the very word "epigrams". Luckily Merkel showed them the Grexit.
 
What is this about Merkin?
 
I know your, um, er, kin.
 
2:12 PM
who's the dude with three hands choking the owl?
 
Putin.
 
The beard gives away it's Ras, the older of the two brothers.
 
Also, "choking" is a euphemism for what's really going on there.
 
@snailboat 云々
 
2:19 PM
ジッグラト
 
ハウルの動くジッグラト
 
@RegDwigнt Hah, I had to look that one up. That's katakana for you. A bunch of syllables strung together for you to puzzle over.
Jigurato? WTF?
 
Yes, it's a transliteration of "sí, claro".
Endo meri kurisumasu tsu yu.
 
2:39 PM
Etruscan?
 
@Cerberus "Pax Romana. Where they made a desolation they called it a peace. What absolute nonsense! It was a nasty, vulgar sort of civilization, only dignified by being hidden under a lot of declensions." —Anthony Burgess
 
Et ru, Scan?
@Robusto but then they blew their cover by naming it after a country full of gypsies.
 
@RegDwigнt No, they named it after Read Only Memory.
 
@Robusto Hah, well, then give me a civilization that did not do the same thing.
 
@Robusto lol they so misspelled anal
 
2:42 PM
The Greeks were certainly no better.
 
The Greeks were ancient.
AND STILL ARE
 
@Cerberus I don't think the Mongols had a lot of declensions. But I could be wrong.
 
The Athenians massacred entire islands when the rulers of such an island tried to leave the Delian League.
@Robusto Fair enough.
 
@Robusto Mongols had a lot of fucking killing you for your 5-tugrik words. So there's that.
 
Fucking, killing? Make up your mind.
 
2:44 PM
No. Them. Not me. Them.
Also what prevents you from having a lot of fucking while killing? Certainly nothing if you're a Mongol.
 
@Cerberus But it was OK because they had Culture. And nude statuary.
 
But it is true that pax and the verb pacare ("pacify") were often about "breaking resistance" rather than tranquility.
@Robusto So did the Romans!
 
@Cerberus Borrowed Stolen from Greece!
 
How did Romans procreate? You never hear anything about Rowomans.
No wonder they went extinct, I say.
 
@Robusto Copied!
 
2:46 PM
Greece had poor copyright protection.
 
Who needs copyright protection if they have credit cards. Certainly not the Greek.
 
@Cerberus Those islands shouldn't have begrudged Athens use of their ships! It was their fault for protesting!
 
What's Kurt Cobain to do with this?
 
smells like teen spirit?
 
Who is teen's pirit? And how is he different from teen's pirate?
 
2:53 PM
@skillpatrol I was thinking more of Lithium
 
Lith and let lith.
 
you used say...
 
@Robusto I am glad that you see the virtue in massacre.
 
...but in this ever changing world in which we live in
Lith and let die.
 
@Cerberus Well, there were ships involved. That changes things.
 
2:56 PM
The ships did nothing, they just lay there.
 
My eyes! The ships do nothing!
 
Also there was a beverage involved, IIRC.
 
They beveraged many years of experience.
 
@Cerberus They floated, didn't they? That's not nothing.
 
Ear and floating in Las Vegas.
 
2:59 PM
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
 
@Robusto You have convinced me; they are as guilty as the clouds.
 
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