Evening!

@hoc_age Well, I've been a member for over an hour now and have yet to receive my complimentary cup of coffee. dances

Is this correct: bring the <product-name> release date closer with your support? Or how can it be improved?

What are you trying to say, exactly?

By supporting the project, people can make it to be released earlier.

@Robusto Coffee is young! Still beta! We haven't even gotten our bling or swag yet. Suggest here. I assure you, if we had coffee.se-site themed swag, you would already have received your complementary.

@IonicăBizău Your support will help the product be released sooner.

@hoc_age All you've done is make me want to go downstairs and get a cup of coffee.

@Robusto That's indeed better! Thanks!

@Robusto Multi-level coffee production! There's a good first question...

@hoc_age Here's an idea for a question: How can you make coffee in the morning before you've had your first cup?

> You can now read 75.6% of all real Spanish text

A technique one can use in the morning is throwing the first cup in one's face. That will wake you up enough to drink the next cup.

Assumes coffee machine.

> [Leonardo da Vinci] fue a la vez pintor, anatomista, arquitecto, artista, botánico, científico, escritor, escultor, filósofo, ingeniero, inventor, músico, poeta y urbanista.

But did he hang around in ELU chat? No.

who?

Leonardo da Vinci

@JohanLarsson Those are the first three words. What, can't you read things in brackets?

:)

I think I would like to be an urbanista.

no idea

sounds too urban

OIC. Son lágrimas de alegría does not mean "tears from allergies" but "tears of joy" . . . fuck me for thinking the former in the section called "Medical" . . .

At last we're getting to the good stuff: ¡Eres un hombre muerto!

> You can now read 75.7% of all real Spanish text

a dead man?

@JohanLarsson "You're a dead man!"

Ok I'm m right behind you with 75%

The implied threat is "I'm going to kill you!"

spanska killen

Of course, I would never utter such a threat. But such language is useful for reading comic books and the like.

51 lessons complete, 13 more to go. Not bad for five weeks.

@Robusto I wanna be a sandynista... a beach bum.

Groan!!

What do you guys think of abortion?

@KitZ.Fox "Life is ironic." That's only three words. Shit, is that the point?

Do you s'pose this man is a Liverpudlian? youtube.com/watch?v=ocwmer5dliU

Mine are "It could be worse"

@Mitch You're following me on Twitter?

And yes.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Hm... could be John. could be Ringo.

"Me 'n Yoko's gonna stay in bed 'til there's peace."

@KitZ.Fox People follow you on FB and Twitter, but only I follow you in chat, LOL.

@KitZ.Fox They know everything. It was an auto-suggest which I started from @MattE.Эллен's mention.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 That didn't work out.

@Mitch I don't know what that means.

@KitZ.Fox Is your FB and Twitter account secret? Must one ask for it?

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 definitely liverpool. says 'stoof' for 'stuff'. and by definitely, I mean, 'I vaguely have an idea that maybe but I could be totally off'.

@ABeautifulMind No, not a secret. I just didn't remember sharing it.

@KitZ.Fox I don't really visit FB or Twitter, so I won't ask you for them now.

OK.

I used to visit the FB and Twitter of L.

But I have realised how silly I am. I no longer think about L.

@KitZ.Fox It means that when matt mentioned his Twitter acct, I decided to try it (never had before), and before I knew it, they were suggesting all sorts of things. One of which was yours. Magic I tell you. Or looking through my laptop's cam at the reflection in my eyes of all the people in the room, sampling their DNA, and then targeting the drone to drop 2 more goddam feet of snow I guarantee you!

@Mitch Oh I know right? Like a firehose.

I started a few weeks ago on account of being old and also an editor asked me for my Twitter ID.

I mean I like snow, I'm just so tired of it.

Just now, I imagined myself on the beach at night with Maria. An imaginary Maria this time.

So I was all like, "Oh yeah right, I have one of those..."

Oh! There you are!

@KitZ.Fox ha ha. I'm older. laughing panda WHy is the panda laughing at me. Probably uses twitter.

If I paid attention to my notifications I would have seen you.

@KitZ.Fox You are only old at 100.

@Mitch You're only a little older.

But Twitter old, man, we're ancient.

@KitZ.Fox It's more ... public than I thought (people get thee notifications but I'd prefer they not)

Too late. I'm following you now.

@KitZ.Fox ha ha... you have no idea.

I have some totally random people following me too.

Every time I go for a haircut, the barber will ask me why I dropped so much hair, and I would tell them I am sick.

@KitZ.Fox oh shit oh shit oh shit. edits everything embarassing

OK deletes everything

@Mitch I really think you're maybe ten years older than me.

Don't be fooled by my huge ear-masking sunglasses.

@KitZ.Fox I am five years your junior.

@KitZ.Fox secretly @Mitch isn't old enough to use Stack Exchange, hence the mystery surrounding his age

Oh right.

@KitZ.Fox The first person to follow me... I didn't get it, some weird name so I thought random... but I started looking at their page, and it just seemed to be pictures of women dressed for a night out.

Yeah, apparently it's like the MySpace friend thing.

@Mitch that's good enough for me.

Oh, Tom.

Did you guys ever join Friendster? It's totally different now of course.

They get you to follow them with their sexy clothes, then they steal your stuff or try to sell you things.

I was on Friendster ten years ago, LOL.

@MattE.Эллен that's not totally untrue. when I first signed up for G+, I just put in a random birthdate. It happened to make me 3 years old, so they blocked me from using things... like gmail! Argh! Took a while to get my gmail back to working.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 No, no, the fake friend lure. Because you want to believe you have trampy friends like that.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 midlands, probably Birmingham or surrounding area

I thought Birmingham was in Alabama. Nowhere near Kansas.

Birmingham is in the UK innit?

@KitZ.Fox ah. well. How can I break this to you... It's in the UK

Birmingham is many places.

Jasper is also many places.

Time to fetch the children. Later!

@KitZ.Fox Yes. They totally trolled me. I was like hm... she seems like she would be a little cold... what about this next picture ..hm.. quite drafty ... and wow isn't that a little tight? I think I'll check out a few more maybe there's a pattern.

Of course there's a pattern! Tehy got me!

@ABeautifulMind well played!

Wait, none of you joined Friendster?

good night

@Robusto Working on it, trust me: +4" already today with that ,uch or more yet to come. Usually we still get another 2-3 feet yet after March 1st, although 2 years ago we got 7 feet more since that date.

@Mitch So, this is YOUR fault??????

@Robusto Me alegra decirte molto allegro.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Wah!!

semantic web is fun highest mountains

@ABeautifulMind Wasn't that Morticia's uncle?

@tchrist No idea who that is.

longest rivers, largest stream

@MattE.Эллен Mystery? What mystery? I already outed him on that score like millennia ago!

@ABeautifulMind Gomez's wife.

@Robusto Alergias

@tchrist :D

@Robusto And Tomb Raider!

@JohanLarsson Nuke the first one.

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Bet it loves laser-bouncing disco balls.

@Robusto Reading Wikipedia in Spanish now, eh?

@Mitch The cedilla is not optional, Itch.

@hoc_age Not so much. It's a phrase used in English that happens to have originated in Latin, so now it is English et cetera. It's not like he's suddenly started speaking in papal bulls.

@MattE.Эллен ELU mods have extra superpowers for ELU rooms.

@tchrist Diplomatically, I'll say it wasn't exactly my fault, but as leader of this great nation, I must proclaim my responsibility for the entire affair. And in true political fashion, I will be able to do absolutely nothing about it.

hi

I have a question

about editing documents