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12:57 AM
@Cerberus only the rich are playing with that money in the first place so it is only redistribution among them.
 
It has been an aeon since last I had cause to use the past subjunctive of be inflected for the second-person singular in English.
 
@AndrewLeach See?
 
Or rather, had been till just now.
 
2 hours ago, by Cerberus
And it may not have much effect: similar measures in America and Japan had little effect, they say.
@Mitch Nah, nobody was playing with that money; it will be created.
 
@Mitch between
 
12:59 AM
@tchrist Why?
 
@Cerberus Because I don’t use thou forms very often in English.
 
Only if you were generally disinclined to use the past subjunctive would I expect you not to use the second person singular.
Ah, that singular.
 
When using the plural second-person pronoun to refer to a single person, you are also introducing a disagreement in number. Wert thou so sorely vexed by this "disagreement in number", surely thou wouldst here another pronoun have used. :) — tchrist 14 mins ago
 
Ah, better.
 
> be Forms Past Subjunctive 7b. 2 sing. wert /wɛɚt/, /wɝːt/, formerly were. = OFris. wêre, ON. værir, OS. and OHG. wârîs, Goth. weseis. The final -t in Eng., formerly -est, -st, is on the analogy of the indic. Forms: 1–2 wǽre, 2–6 were; 6–7 werest, werst; 6– wert.
> C. 1300 Harrow. Hell 131 ― Were thou among men.
1535 Coverdale 2 Esdras v. 30 ― Though thou werest enemye.
Coverdale Ezek. xxviii. 6 ― As though thou werst God.
1611 Bible Rev. iii. 15, ― I would thou wert cold or hote [Wyclif, Coverd., Cranmer, Rhem. were, Genev. werest].
A. 1796 Burns ― Oh, wert thou in the cauld blast.
I would thou wert cold or hot.
What’s the Dutch?
Wait, you don’t use a Du form any longer, do you?
 
1:07 AM
We do not; du is long dead.
 
Thought so.
 
Only in some expressions does it still live.
 
Frozen phrases?
 
Yes.
Mijn en dijn.
 
Refrains, aphorisms, proverbs — what have you.
 
1:08 AM
Or perhaps it is mijn en dein.
 
Mine and thine, sure.
 
Yes.
I forgot what the exact history of our modern words was, jij and U.
I believe jij came from gij, which has the exact same status as thou.
 
Can haz txt msjng?
 
But probably not the same origin.
Excuse me?
 
heh
I would think jij cognate to ye.
 
1:10 AM
Perhaps gij is related to you.
I don't know, I thought jij came from gij.
 
I was teasing about txtspkrz who write U to our fury.
 
G- in Dutch often corresponds to y- in English/German.
I am ignoring that line.
 
The velar fricative wasn’t very stable.
 
Ginder.
Gist.
 
Laȝamon
 
1:12 AM
What?
 
Super-famous author of Brut.
Layamon or Laghamon (US /ˈleɪəmən/; [ˈlaɣamon]), spelled Laȝamon or Laȝamonn in his time, occasionally written Lawman, was a poet of the late 12th/early 13th century and author of the Brut, a notable English poem that was the first English-language work to discuss the legends of Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Layamon describes himself in his poem as a priest, living at Areley Kings in Worcestershire. His poem provided inspiration for numerous later writers, including Sir Thomas Malory and Jorge Luis Borges, and had an impact on medieval history writing in England. Print-era editors...
 
Ah.
 
The [ɣ] sound tends to turn into [j] or [x].
Or just gets lost entirely.
The [ɣ] in Spanish agua is barely audible, because it has become more of an approximate than a fricative.
How this played out in English, Dutch, and German from whatever they’re calling Proto-Germanic these days differs depending on language and use/case.
Compared to the other two, Dutch has a lot of [x], or even [χ].
The Wikipedia IPA table gets fancier every time I look at it.
I guess the velar approximate in agua should be written [ɰ], although there is no fricative–approximate phonemic distinction.
Hm, that says that [ɰ] is in Dutch "a very rare pronunciation of /r/, distribution unclear." I know you’ve said Dutch has a zillion rhotic realizations.
 
1:43 AM
It does.
@tchrist I don't know, the sample doesn't sound specific enough to me.
 
2:09 AM
@tchrist I'm finding that sounds almost like tow sometimes when I hear it. And b and v and l, when unstressed, can get blurred.
 
2:25 AM
@Robusto Um.
First, the spelling of b versus v never ever ever matters.
However, there are two possible pronunciations, which depend on the position in the word.
The intervocalic version is a voiced bilabial approximate, so start with a voiced bilabial fricative and then don’t quite get there.
The version after an l or at the start of an utterance is essentially the same as the English version.
So in el burro it is a voiced stop.
But in el ave, it is not.
The Spanish u is not rounded the way it is in French. It’s just a regular [u].
You’ll probably have trouble hearing as NOT being du, because there is no aspiration.
@Cerb It is bizarre that nobody knows where bizarre comes from:
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A: Etymology of "bizarre"?

tchristThe OED reports Littré’s Basque theory, but does not quite seem to believe it (bold emphasis mine): Etymology: mod.Eng. (17th c.), a. Fr. bizarre ‘odd, fantastic,’ formerly ‘brave, soldier-like’; cf. Sp. and Pg. bizarro ‘handsome, brave,’ Ital. bizzarro ‘angry, choleric,’ dial. Fr. (Berry) bi...

It seems to have first appeared in Italian in the Middle Ages. If it were Basque, you would expect to find it in Spanish or perhaps French, but you don’t.
I couldn’t be arsed to translate all the French and Spanish for folks, giving only compressed summaries.
Oh well.
 
I just misread terdon's pinned comment about the sexes of nouns as "The sexes of nuns have neither rhyme nor reason..." and I thought "Wait a minute. Pretty sure there was reason..."
 
2:40 AM
heh
Bill Clinton will be glad to explain how nuns do not have sex among themselves. But he uses words funny.
 
3:17 AM
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Q: I can learn Java but can't program it?!?! HELP

Zach TI have read a ton of books teaching me Java but i just can not program one single line. I know what import and public and all the basics are but like i said dont know when to implement it in the IDE. PLEASE HELP I want to be a programmer and i cant.

NB: That’s ELU not SO.
 
 
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5:31 AM
@Rob The 'soft b/v' is more like a b that doesn't touch than it is like a v that doesn't touch because you don't pull in the bottom lip towads your lower teeth. It's bilabial not labio-dental. If you use the fricative instead of the approximate that's good enough. But you musn't use the stop (our b) where the other is called for or you may confuse people.
The b/v become a true stop under a few other phonetic environments, places where the nonstop won't work like after a liquid or nasal. Con vaca or en botella have the 'hard-b' but la vaca and la botella don't. Voy thus sounds like boy in initial position, but not with a vowel before it like yo voy or no voy or si voy.
 
5:48 AM
This mandatory reduction of intervocalic voiced stops (b, d, g) to the corresponding fricative and thence approximates is really hard for Germanic speakers, who lack those sounds. Closest perhaps is the soft-d like in cada or Toledo, being nearly our voiced th from the, but lighter. That is because all t/d sounds are further forward in your mouth in Romance, being dento-alveolar, and even just dental in some speakers.
 
Hello @mahnax.
 
A good exercise is making minimal pairs using the formula ca?a, where ? is each consonant phoneme. carra, cara, cada, cava, caga, caca, casa, caza and all the rest. No schwas or reductions allowed: both a's pure and full. No aspiration.
 
6:23 AM
caja - box, cajero - cashier.
Caga and caja both have a second consonant that English lacks, and these are VERY different phonemes from each other in some sense but similar in others.
 
7:09 AM
I have a quick question
What is the title of a body-part that is located right beneath the stomach and it has your testicle in its centre?
Fat people tend to have them quite visually.
In addition, it looks like a triangular object that is holding your ding-dong.
 
 
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8:41 AM
Hello @MattЭллен.
 
@ABeautifulMind hi
@ABeautifulMind how has your day been?
 
@MattЭллен Feeling anxious. I just don't get why I am taking so long to get better. I know what you told me yesterday, but still, I am confused.
@MattЭллен It's very painful when I think of how year after year is passing, and I am not living the life I could be living if I were well.
 
you have interalised the threat. when you find a way to see the threat as external to yourself then things will slowly start to get better.
@ABeautifulMind dwelling on what you cannot change is a way you punish yourself. forgive yourself.
 
8:59 AM
I will come back later.
 
Hi everyone, I had a question.
 
but you answered it?
 
Is it correct to say "I can understand the lesson from him"?
 
yes, that is grammatically correct
 
9:02 AM
I wanted someone to make me understand the lesson.
 
If you want someone to explain a lesson to you, you can ask them "Please explain the lesson to me".
 
Actually, someone asked me to explain the lesson to them. And I hadn't done the lesson, so I said "I can understand it from <someone> and explain it to you"
 
ah
It would make more sense to say "I can learn it from <someone> and explain it to you"
Understand is used after instruction is complete, so "understand from" is only really used when drawing conclusions. e.g. "I understand from the lesson that 1+3 = 4"
well, not just drawing a conclusion, also stating a hypothesis.
so "I can understand the lesson from him" means that if he teaches you the lesson you will be able to understand it, possibly implying that you wouldn't understand the lesson if someone else tried to teach you it
 
9:37 AM
@MattЭллен I am back. I am drinking some coffee now.
 
@ABeautifulMind good, good
 
Can anyone answer my previous question?
 
I cannot
 
@JasonMarsh Ask in the biology room.
 
crl
the pubis?
 
9:45 AM
oh
pubis
I think that's right
What's the difference between pubis and pubic?
This is a interesting search result of "pubic"
 
@JasonMarsh Check the dictionary first.
@MattЭллен I want you to know I currently target to be completely well by the end of next year. I hope I don't need more time than that.
 
@ABeautifulMind I hope so, too
 
crl
I hate how windows8 takes forever to load a folder
 
I hate that windows 10 will be subscription based
 
@MattЭллен What does that mean?
 
9:54 AM
you have to keep paying to use your computer
 
I don't get it.
 
windows 10 will be free for the first year
 
And then?
 
@ABeautifulMind like you subscribe to a magazine to keep getting issues, if you stop paying microsoft then you will stop getting access to your computer
@ABeautifulMind I don't know the subscription details, but you will have to pay some kind of fee to keep using it
 
@MattЭллен Oh, why the hell did they make it so?
 
9:55 AM
I do not know. I read about it this morning
 
Well well, maybe it's just 3 dollars a year, lol.
 
oh. apparently the news has changed since this morning
it won't be a subscription model.
news changes quickly!
 
Yeah, not everyone who buys it has a credit card you know...
 
crl
I hope the licence system will get hacked like always :)
 
> At its press event today, Microsoft announced that Windows 10 will be a free upgrade for Windows 7 and Windows 8 users during its first year of availability. There was some confusion, however, when Microsoft's Terry Myerson started talking about Windows 10 "as a service." Did that mean that after that first year of free availability, Windows 10 would cost an annual fee? I asked Myerson for clarification after the presentation, and he confirmed that there will be no additional fees attached to Windows 10, whenever you buy it.
I am tempted by the free upgrade now!
 
10:00 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Shit, Shat or shitted by LyK on english.stackexchange.com
 
@MattЭллен Do you know a list of famous people who took many years to recover from mental illness and their stories? I would like to read such a thing.
 
I do not, I'm afraid.
 
crl
John Forbes Nash, Jr. (born June 13, 1928) is an American mathematician whose works in game theory, differential geometry, and partial differential equations have provided insight into the factors that govern chance and events inside complex systems in daily life. His theories are used in market economics, computing, evolutionary biology, artificial intelligence, accounting, politics and military theory. Serving as a Senior Research Mathematician at Princeton University during the latter part of his life, he shared the 1994 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences with game theorists Reinhard...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What is the past tense form of s--t by LyK on english.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector it's fine. that's what I edited it to.
 
10:07 AM
@SmokeDetector Read again what it says. Body, not title.
 
What's odd is that the first one should have mentioned both title and body.
 
@ABeautifulMind I edited the body, too. swearwords are allowed in the body of a question, so long as they are necessary for the question.
@AndrewLeach yeah, it's a bit weird
 
 
3 hours later…
12:58 PM
"The news has changed since this morning": if it hadn't then they'd call it 'olds', wouldn't they?
 
says Mitch, hoping they'll talk about him
;)
 
Good morning @KitFox, I feel terribly anxious today, just need to calm down.
 
wish wished and granted
Anxiety is tough because you don't know what it is that's causing it (sort of by definition)
 
@Mitch Sometimes you know, sometimes you don't.
 
1:40 PM
Hey @Jez how are your health problems?
 
Jez
2:01 PM
yello
 
2:27 PM
@ABeautifulMind Hi.
@ABeautifulMind Hey, the woman in the fanfic story we read recently recovers from OCD at one point, and learns to cope with it in another. It's a weird story and that's sort of a side plot, and she's not famous and the methods are fictional but well.
 
Is Lasik popular in western countries?
 
Yes.
 
In Australia, it was moderately popular, I think.
 
If you mean the vision correction procedure.
 
yeah
 
3:03 PM
It's Fri night here. I will watch TV later. 'Knowing' is showing. It's a good movie starring Nicolas Cage.
@KitFox Thanks. I think I am at one of the worst points in my life currently. But I will try my best to sort out my thoughts and I hope to recover completely by the end of next year.
 
3:17 PM
Maybe just let your thoughts be messy.
 
@Cerb Well, we’re up to four languages now. But at least I translate them in case people don’t know English. :)
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A: Etymology of "bizarre"?

tchristTLDR: Not Basque but Italian, but beyond that, we don’t know. The OED reports Littré’s Basque (Euskera) theory, but does not quite seem to believe it (bold emphasis mine): Etymology: mod.Eng. (17th c.), a. Fr. bizarre ‘odd, fantastic,’ formerly ‘brave, soldier-like’; cf. Sp. and Pg. bizarr...

 
4:19 PM
@tchrist: The bit where initial h is dropped doesn't seem to apply to el horno (which, now that I think about it, must be cognate to Italian forno). I wonder if it is meant to be a non-dental f similar to the hu syllable in Japanese, which is almost but not quite fu.
 
@Mitch I never suspected that there would be so magical a device.
 
@Robusto no insult implied, I was curious and knowing that sometimes finding the right thing was hard, finding that turned out to be easy. so just helping out.
 
Not being judgmental. I have grown accustomed to my idiosyncratic observations not being shared by others, so I didn't even suspect that a search could yield anything like a resolution.
 
@Robusto I think intermedially in the standard dialect, things like 'sabor', the 'b' is bilabial (I can't think of an intermdial 'f' (I don't know spanish)
@Robusto 'el horno' was a very serendipitous choice. kind of a classic.
 
4:31 PM
@Mitch Well, it was in the vocabulary, and I noticed that I could hear the "h" in it, so . . .
 
that's where my not knowing spanish is not helpful. I thought all initial 'h's were silent, like 'hola' or 'hacienda' or 'harina'
you're doing duolingo? how is it?
 
Well, I'm kinda burning through it. I don't know how long I can go making sentences like "Los ingenieros leen el diario verde" though.
I mean, before I burn out and need something more susstaining.
Currently I'm at Level 8 with 325 words. But I may be going too fast for their "strengthening" exercises, which seem not to be random or complicated enough.
Nevertheless, I'll keep at it for a while. It still has that "new game" feeling.
I like that priests are sacerdotes, btw, which makes common a rather abstruse English word.
 
5:19 PM
if you can find anyone in there, they'll probably speak Spanish with you. Except me. I'm not good enough
 
5:40 PM
@MattЭллен I don't think I'm near good enough yet, either. Unless sentences like "I am not a spider" are valued there.
 
:D they might be
 
¡No soy una araña!
 
5:57 PM
@Robusto No, you cannot hear an h in anything. All h's in Spanish are utterly silent and leave no vestige. They do not cause an aspiration or glottal stop, and adjacent vowels separated by h fuse together.
@Robusto Note that that sentence has only 7 syllables.
@Robusto A priest is just a cura. The long word is fancy.
@Mitch The intervocalic b / v is the voiced bilabial approximate that corresponds to the voiced bilabial fricative that corresponds to the bilabial bilabial stop, to wit b. The first two do not exist in English.
 
@KitFox Maybe you are right. I am going to bed. Good night.
 
@ABeautifulMind Good night.
 
@Robusto I am going to try this Spanish duolingo thing. apparently my vocabulary to totally rubbish :D
 
basura
@Robusto Read newspapers.
 
6:14 PM
@tchrist Have you seen whats in those newspapers? death and tragedy and scandal. I suggest Cosmo Latina
 
6:35 PM
Hi
How should I say to mention that I concluded or jumped to conclusion very fast?
"Please do correct me if I concluded it very fast"
^ How this sounds?
 
"Please correct me if I jump to conclusions."
 
@MattЭллен thanks.. I think it should be in past tense because I actually wrote a mail and I want to include this line in bottom of that mail..
would that be still same?
 
oh, then "if I jumped to conclusions"
 
ok thank you :)
 
no probs
 
6:43 PM
@MattЭллен "Please do correct me if I jumped to conclusions"
^ how this sounds?
 
that's fine
 
ok
 
:D good to know
 
7:20 PM
@JohanLarsson I don't get the vache qui rit. I don't think cheese is a very good conductor nor will it melt with high amps. Do you eat the cheese first? I need to know!! (my fuse box is a mess)
 
vache qui rit?
 
crl
the cheese thing in the picture
 
ok ty ty
what does the French mean?
 
crl
vache qui rit = laughing cow
@JohanLarsson sorry I'm stupid, what is it exactly, the necessary amperes to make them melt?
 
@Mitch Go with ammo then. They have the nicest spec.
 
crl
7:24 PM
@Mitch the wrapping is
 
@crl I think it is just a joke. Maybe some relevance in the numbers but I have no idea.
 
Apparently "Yo no soy una niña" is a common phrase in Spanish. Do people often get mistaken for girls in Spain?
 
crl
I've liked this picture
by Escher and Magritte
@MattЭллен How do you know so?
 
@crl because it's in the "common phrases" section of the Spanish duolingo :D
 
crl
maybe it's more in chats, where horny people ask "are you a girl?"
 
7:33 PM
ha! probably :D
 
7:50 PM
@crl Then why are you playing a female toon?
 
crl
because female avatars get more attention
 
@crl On the internet, no one knows you're a woodwind.
 
Escher? I barely know her.
3
 
8:41 PM
Is that Lego actually built, or Photoshopped?
 
crl
9:09 PM
I've used fotoforensics.com and it seems not
 
I’ve repcapped on bizarre shit today, two questions people would like to close as GR.
God is an iron.
@Mitch What are you, an English Horn?
You have simply no idea how long I’ve yearned to repcap on bizarre shit.
 
 
2 hours later…
11:25 PM
posted on January 23, 2015 by sgdi

There was an old fool in Burford Suspended in church by a cord How they got there We are unaware They really cannot be ignored

 
And still it moves!
 
11:58 PM
Not sure I would remember to do the backflip.
 

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