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1:24 AM
@WillHunting - Question: sometimes you give perfectly good and helpful answers, only to delete them. Is there a reason you do this? I mean, you can do anything you please, but I like your answers.
 
 
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user174558
4:23 AM
@anongoodnurse Hi. I delete my zero vote answers after a while. Firstly, it's like nobody found them helpful. Secondly, I'm a little obsessed about not leaving around zero vote answers. And R is back, LOL. Actually now I dislike R, E A, and D B.
 
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@anongoodnurse Not related to your question. I dislike people commenting on my answers when they think I should not post it because the question is off topic. I dislike people commenting on my answers when they think I should give a direct quotation of what I linked to, even when the link only provides supporting evidence and the answer is self-contained and stands on its own, paraphrasing parts of the link in my own words. I am completely pissed with these 3 users.
 
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@anongoodnurse Again not related to your question, but just to vent, these 3 users have often engaged me in logical arguments, not realising their own flawed logic. Perhaps they think they are very smart.
 
5:22 AM
@WillHunting That approach isn't recommended.
First, I have some 10+ answers on metas and mains which remained 0 for quite some time.
An edit bumps the post, or a random visitors feels generous, and you get surprise upvotes.
And it feels fuuu~uun.
Second, there was some meta I read some other day that said if this happened a lot, it might even come off as vandalism and get you in trouble.
 
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5:40 AM
@PhMgBr I am aware of that. I have been here for 5 years, Padawan.
 
Pssht whatever.
There was a six-year-long SO user who wanted to know how to like a post.
 
 
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7:48 AM
The second google entry to a search on "to have one's cake dough" links to Urban Dictionary. Oddly, it states that there aren't any definitions there yet, but being ranked so highly on this search suggests that the page already exists (which is ironically appropriate for the expression). Related to the following question:
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Q: Is there any idiom or expression that would mean "all my efforts wasted"?

SoudabehI'm looking for an idiom or expression that would mean "all one's efforts wasted". I have found "to have one's cake dough". Can I use it for "all my efforts wasted" too? ( A non-native friend told me it is used for saying " all 'my plans' failed", not 'my efforts'.) I want to use it in: Jo...

 
 
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8:53 AM
Hello. I'ved noticed that modal verbs are often paired eg. will and would, can and could, shall and should.

Why are shall and should paired?
 
Anonymous
@Jdoh They're present and past tense forms, although the relationship is a little different from that of other verbs' present and past tense forms.
 
Anonymous
The relationship is more tenuous for some pairs than others.
 
Anonymous
And for some pairs, like may and might, it depends on the speaker whether they're synchronically related or not.
 
Anonymous
Some linguists analyze all eight (the six you mentioned, plus the two I mentioned) as unrelated in Modern English, treating the present–past relationship as a matter of etymology. But all eight do still appear in alternation, so some linguists analyze them as being related, even though the relationship is clearly more complicated than that of a normal verb.
 
Anonymous
In any case, all four pairs need special description.
 
9:01 AM
Thanks @snailplane - what do you mean by "all eight do still appear in alternation"?
 
Anonymous
Are you familiar with something called "backshift"?
 
you mean as in reported speech?
 
Anonymous
Sure. Although the concept can be applied to other contexts as well.
 
Anonymous
If we can come up with a context where shall is backshifted to should, it's evidence for a surviving relationship between the two forms.
 
Anonymous
But the relationship is really pretty weak in that particular case.
 
Anonymous
9:04 AM
The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language is one that analyzes them as past–present pairs, even in Modern English, but they admit as much:
 
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> It is clear from the data [...] that the relationship between should and shall and between might and may is significantly less systematic than that between could and can or would and will. While could and would are unquestionably the preterite counterparts of present tense can and will respectively, the status of should and might as preterite forms is far less clear-cut.
 
Anonymous
(p.202)
 
Anonymous
Note: preterite is another term for the past tense form of a verb.
 
Anonymous
They present the following examples:
 
Anonymous
> I shall easily finish before she returns.
 
Anonymous
9:06 AM
> I knew [I should easily finish before she returned].
 
Anonymous
But most of the time, shall and should are really treated like unrelated verb forms, I think.
 
Anonymous
They have distinct patterns of usage, distinct meaning, and most of the time aren't related by a present–past semantic relationship, or by the other relationships that pair of verb forms can usually express.
 
Anonymous
So I think the argument that they should be paired is really quite weak in most cases.
 
user174558
Snail plane is so fast she should be called snail rocket.
 
Great. That was very helpful
haha Will
 
user174558
9:09 AM
Are you Jane or John?
 
Or Jill?
 
Mike :)
 
Or Jack?
 
user174558
I am a Jerk.
 
Or Mike?
Haha I win.
 
user174558
9:11 AM
The users who downvote so much on this site only do so because they can't do so elsewhere, where they are nobody.
 
user174558
Who cares what they say outside ELU? I hate these bullies.
 
Thanks again @snailplane
 
user174558
Although this site can be helpful for one's studies of English, I will no longer recommend it to another.
 
@WillHunting Thou art still not meh.
 
user174558
@PhMgBr I am not talking about my being downvoted, but the site in general, though.
 
user174558
9:16 AM
Too many pseudo-intellectuals here thinking too highly of themselves.
 
Usually if you can't stand the temper of a city's people, you move out.
 
user174558
Correcting others when they are wrong themselves.
 
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Leaving stupid comments like 'this is not even correct' when this is correct.
 
user174558
What's with the 'even' there? Too arrogant!
 
user174558
How do I know it is correct? Because I checked a few dictionaries, not just one?
 
user174558
9:19 AM
These arrogant folks make my toes laugh.
 
Anonymous
That's an interesting expression. The toes laughing part.
 
user174558
Thanks. I learnt it from my mum.
 
user174558
I am going to rewatch the 4 Bourne movies so that I can watch the 5th one in July remembering the story.
 
@WillHunting I would've just taken a break from the site if I were you.
 
 
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12:12 PM
We have an expression in Russian, "Don't make my slippers laugh"
"Не смешите мои тапочки"
 
 
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1:35 PM
Mornin.
 
1:58 PM
@CowperKettle (cc. @snail plane) Mine is "I laugh so hard my teeth fall out" (หัวเราะจนฟันร่วง 555).
 
nice!
 
Thanks!
 
2:14 PM
Around here we laugh our asses off.
 
crl
I think when someone tells you "Could you elaborate?" it often means he takes you for an idiot
or he doesn't care to try to understand and ask relevant question on what you said
 
@MετάEd So many ways to laugh!
@crl Probably
 
2:29 PM
@crl Could you go into that a little more? :}
 
maybe explain what you mean by that
 
2:44 PM
@MετάEd suppresses laughter for medical reasons
 
side splitting laughter is another common ailment
 
2:57 PM
The treatment? Well, they do say that laughter is the best medicine.
 
basically laughing is torture
 
something funny keeps you in stitches
 
It tickles you.
Which is torture.
 
Or you can bust a gut laughing
smiling from ear to ear sounds painful
 
I laughed until my head fell off. Throw it in the fire.
doesn't sound like the best plan
 
did she laugh too much?
 
I hate english language.
can someone here in lay terms explain difference between capex and opex?
capital expenditure and operational expenditure .
 
@MattE.Эллен She?
 
@MετάEd I assumed valery was a female name
so, yes, she
 
3:37 PM
Is this correct? "well played .. I enjoyed."
 
since enjoyed is transitive, you need an object, like it, that, the game, or playing.
"Well played. I enjoyed playing" for example, is correct.
 
4:08 PM
@MετάEd What would that mean if I wanted to take it literally?
 
4:22 PM
@Færd You know what happens when you remove the golden screw from your belly button? Same thing.
Your ass falls off.
 
That means losing you're whole lower body.
tries to imagin an assless person
 
@Færd My work here is done.
 
4:55 PM
Yay, ticked over to 10K+ rep!
 
user174558
Ah, time to downvote all your posts. =)
 
user174558
@Færd your, not you're
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Is there another way to write Gasping and Panting sounds? by user173819 on english.stackexchange.com
 
@Saladin Broadly speaking, it's related to how long things last. Consider a farm. You might buy the land (capex) once, and use it again and again to produce crops. Then you have fertiliser (opex), which you buy over and over again.
In practice, it's more nuanced. Or less.
@WillHunting :) . Let me enjoy it for a bit first.
 
user174558
Join the Elsevier boycott: thecostofknowledge.com
 
5:07 PM
@WillHunting Yeah, I make those from time to time.
 
user174558
@Færd I make brownies in the toilet every day.
 
And the heat comes from ... natural resources?
Burning methane?
 
I for one would not eat brownies that were made in a toilet
Seems unhygienic
 
user174558
@MετάEd I think the world would be better if people were allowed to say offensive words. Offensive words should not be labelled as offensive.
 
user174558
5:11 PM
Hello @kit!
 
Hello.
 
user174558
The pictures are beautiful.
 
haha
 
@WillHunting If that were so, offensive words would lose their sting. They'd be no fun.
Howdy @KitZ.Fox
 
5:14 PM
I do so like this avatar of yours, @MετάEd. And hello.
 
user174558
He looks a bit like Jesus.
 
I don't know what Jesus looked like.
 
user174558
Me neither.
 
user208178
@Saladin What Lawrence said plus: Capital expenditures are the funds that a business uses to purchase major physical goods or services to expand the company's abilities to generate profits. These purchases can include hardware (such as printers or computers), vehicles to transport goods, or the purchase or construction of a new building.
 
user208178
An operating expense results from the ongoing costs a company pays to run its basic business.
 
user208178
 
user174558
I just watched The Signal and Oculus.
 
user174558
Gets a little boring. Not much of a story. But both starring Brenton Thwaites.
 
Brenton Thwaites (born 10 August 1989) is an Australian actor who first came to prominence with his portrayal of Luke Gallagher in the Fox8 teen drama series SLiDE (2011), and later Stu Henderson in the soap opera Home and Away (2011–12). Since moving to the United States, Thwaites has headlined films such as Blue Lagoon: The Awakening (2012), Oculus (2013), and The Giver (2014), the latter, opposite Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep. Thwaites was the lead actor in 2016's Gods of Egypt, alongside Gerard Butler, and will next star in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, the 2017 installment...
 
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He is the guy in Blue Lagoon: The Awakening. He is so cute.
 
Huh. I don't know any of those things and he looks like a boy to me. I guess middle-age is upon me.
 
user174558
5:22 PM
Don't worry, you are still young. You will live to 120, like I tell my mum.
 
I've heard of "gods of egypt"
 
He is a good choice to play Orlando Bloom's son.
 
user174558
Yes. They look alike.
 
Is Orlando Bloom Australian? He does a pretty good British accent, either way
 
user174558
Just like Kit looks like Milla Jovovich.
 
5:24 PM
oh! he's English :D
 
@WillHunting hahaha
Milica Bogdanovna "Milla" Jovovich (/ˈjoʊvəvɪtʃ/ YOH-və-vich; born December 17, 1975) is an American actress, model, musician, and fashion designer. She has appeared in numerous science fiction and action films, leading the music channel VH1 to deem her the "reigning queen of kick-butt" in 2006. Born in Kiev, Jovovich immigrated with her parents to the United States when she was five. In 1987, she began modeling at the age of 12 when Herb Ritts photographed her for the cover of the Italian magazine Lei. Richard Avedon featured her in Revlon's "Most Unforgettable Women in the World" advertisements...
Yeah, I don't look like that.
I'm trying to figure out who I look like, but I'm just not that glamorous.
 
user174558
I am trying to look like Matt Damon.
 
I think I kind of vaguely resemble the Olsen twins.
 
@MattE.Эллен I see, thx
 
Oh dang, removed comments
SUCH MYSTERY
 
5:37 PM
what can you deduce from the evidence?
 
That Will was a meaniepants
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh
@WillHunting Is in tru-bl
 
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@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver The removed comments are what was previously posted and 'Jinx!' respectively.
 
@WillHunting I see
Usually (removed) is a spooky omen of doom
I think I've only removed my own comment once
 
The end is nigh!
 
Rouse the hoi polloi!
Awaken @Cerberus!
Steal jokes from more funny people!
 
user174558
5:47 PM
@snailplane Actually my mum says 'Look at my toes. They are giggling!'
 
@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver That how comedy works, isn't it?
 
@WillHunting spooooooooooooky
@MattE.Эллен Unless you're Disney
Then you bribe for the jokes
 
@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver bribe of frankenstien
 
user174558
Today I was thinking about faith in science.
 
@MattE.Эллен [bad pun about bribes]
@WillHunting And then just as soon as you began, you ended
zing
 
user174558
5:50 PM
When we do experiments to predict results, there is no guarantee the results will be repeated. We are assuming the physical laws exist in the first place.
 
@WillHunting Yeah, there's no guarantee gravity exists
 
user174558
Faith then is not just for religion. It is also for science.
 
It could just be repeating the results over and over but maybe not work sometimes
@WillHunting Prayers are like repeat for result experiments except with less realistic expectations for the outcome
god pls giv new car
 
@WillHunting the mostly depends on how you define faith. science requires belief, but (for me) faith is belief without evidence. science requires evidence
 
science pls maek car go distance
@MattE.Эллен No, this book totally proves you wrong
What's the proof for the book being right?
Uh...
 
5:53 PM
@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver your book doesn't even exist
 
user174558
@MattE.Эллен That mostly depends on how you define evidence. Some claim the bible is evidence of God.
 
@MattE.Эллен You're right. Cynicism isn't a religion just yet
I still need a special painful place for non-believers
 
@WillHunting but that doesn't make sense. a book can only be evidence of a book
 
@MattE.Эллен Fun Fact #10414: Christians hate Harry Potter because it has wizards and giants.
But the Bible has wizards and giants!
Ah, dang
 
I suppose it would be evidence of a writer
 
user174558
5:55 PM
@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver A pastor I knew told the church not to watch Harry Potter.
 
@MattE.Эллен Which is totally God, no matter what actually legit evidence you have.
Dinosaur bones?
Blame the devil
Logic?
Devil
 
@WillHunting but did he outlaw going on the harry potter ride?
 
Devil?
Devil
 
The Devil's greatest trick was tricking people into thinking he was actually _____
The Devil
Easiest CAH win ever
 
user174558
5:57 PM
@Demisemihemidemisemiquaver That still makes sense if the blank is God.
 
@WillHunting Or the word 'real'
Or logical
 
The Devil's greatest trick was when he throws cards at a car window, outside, and the one you picked is stuck to the car window inside
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Or 'made of cheesecake'
 
user174558
In fact, I have a theory that the devil may be behind the bible.
 
@WillHunting what it bible, but bible is devil
 
5:58 PM
picks up bible nope, just the power socket
 
A friend of mine told her daughters they couldn't read Harry Potter, but the Twilight series was OK. When I asked her why, because well, that's a bit strange, she told me it was because vampires weren't real.
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@MattE.Эллен picks up bible nope, just tinder for the fire
 
@KitZ.Fox lol
 
I can tolerate people who think God is real
Just not people who force it
 
@MattE.Эллен Yeah, but she was serious.
 
5:59 PM
That would be like me forcing Atheism
 
@KitZ.Fox I know! that's what makes it funnier
Wizards are real in her world.
 
@KitZ.Fox I can't read the Twilight series because Stephanie Meyer's talent isn't real.
 
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