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6:00 PM
@Cerberus It's kinda weird how the hand drawing is kinda nice, but the satellite image looks like it had been stored with the Dead Sea Scrolls, with crumbly burnt out edges.
 
@JSBձոգչ we can just advocate smoking instead.
doctors from the 50s say it's okay!
 
@GeorgePompidou now that sounds like a plan
 
doctors from the 50s are still doctors
therefore, it's okay.
 
lol
 
6:03 PM
that looks like my best friend's Albanian ex-girlfriend
she was from Albania.
Albania is an awful place.
 
smoke.
 
smokes
 
@Mitch Well, it is probably older than the Dead Sea scrolls?
 
heck yes we need more 12-year-old girls smoking
 
6:04 PM
Albania's existence makes me happy because Romania isn't anywhere near as bad.
 
@GeorgePompidou at least you've got that going for you
 
yeah man.
 
pops open a red bull
grudgingly writes some unit tests
oh man! I wish I had some cigarettes right now. so healthy and soothing.
 
Really think this is good?
he is just 4!
 
6:11 PM
it's better than murder.
SMOKING. IT'S BETTER THAN MURDER.
are diacritical marks their own characters in addition to characters that are letters with diacritical marks?
 
@Freddy I thought he was 2.
 
hey, the earlier you start the earlier you can be a slick cool dude
 
I miss smoking.
 
me too actually.
 
I liked it sooooo much.
 
6:16 PM
He was
 
I quit 6 months ago and my life has been utter shit.
 
@GeorgePompidou they can be
 
I quit 7 years ago.
 
I started 7 years ago.
actually no, I didn't start when I was 14. haha.
that'd have been mental.
wait
I suck at subtraction.
that's not how old I was 7 years ago I'm going to stop talking.
just smoke.
 
sucks air in a sultry fashion
 
6:18 PM
my mom gave me a cigarette when I was 14 to show me that it's terrible. I actually agreed with her. I started smoking because I was rebellious and cool four years later.
 
I didn't smoke until it was legal for me to do so. I had wanted to for a long time.
 
where are you that it's illegal to smoke under a certain age?
 
Then a sexy Albanian woman asked if I wanted to join her for a smoke break, so I started smoking.
@GeorgePompidou US.
 
grumbles and makes a silent fit
it's not illegal to smoke at any age in the US.
 
Haha.
 
6:20 PM
just to buy tobacco products.
or at least where I'm from.
 
@KitFox what is a minimum age in US?
 
It's illegal to smoke and buy tobacco in the UK till you're 18.
 
@Freddy 18.
 
certainly not nationally, @KitFox
 
@GeorgePompidou Same here.
 
6:22 PM
@GeorgePompidou shrugs If you say so.
 
In India there is no restriction. Even if it there no one cares, lol
 
in Illinois/Chicago at least you can smoke at any age. so long as you somehow acquired cigarettes, which would be illegal under 18.
in Romania, I'm fairly certain you're not allowed to not smoke.
 
You can find a package of smokes that someone dropped or left behind.
 
my family there is doomed.
 
> It is legal for persons under the age of 18 to smoke, however they cannot legally purchase the cigarettes. In both Alabama and Florida, it is illegal for persons under that particular state's legal age to possess tobacco products. These charges are considered youthful, non-criminal offenses that are normally cleared up with community service.
According to Wikipedia.
 
6:24 PM
It seems so silly.
The state making you do community service because you have smoked a cigarette.
 
for NPR news Washington, I'm Lakshmi Dingdongslingshot.
 
Thanks for that image.
 
Singh. You remember Lakshmi and no Singh?
 
yeah but that sounds funnier what I said.
every time I hear her say her name I make up some funnier thing in my head.
 
I see.
Well, I'm off. Ciao.
 
6:26 PM
ci parliamo
 
@GeorgePompidou Do you know Lakshmi means wealth in Hindi?
 
@AndrewLeach is writing Mr and Ms without the dot a British thing? or is it just the particular British publication I read that does it?
@Freddy I did not. I wonder what her background is.
 
@GeorgePompidou Yes, because suspensions get a dot: contractions do not.
I.e. if you remove letters but leave the last letter intact, no dot.
 
I was taught in school and see in all American media that Mr. and Ms. have dots.
so you're not totally correct. possibly just for British.
 
That's their problem!
Fowler says as I say.
 
6:32 PM
I'm also fairly sure the Chicago Manual of Style specifies that.
which is my manual of choice.
 
Cool.
It could be a useful distinction.
We always use dots in Dutch.
 
consults his copy of the CMS
 
Well.
 
yes indeed.
 
I am returned from Doctor Genuflexor.
 
6:34 PM
How was it?
 
Five different issues.
 
Oh, dear.
Is that good news?
 
Complex enough he isn’t sure which is (or are) the primary source of distress.
1. *Minor* tear of meniscus. No floaters, and Dr Knee is dubious this is main problem.
2. Significant contusion (bone-bruise) behind patella from extreme impact injury of this past July First; very slow to heal.
3. Bipartite patella, with inflammation of the second part (initial X-ray had "said" fracture, but it just never grew together when I grew up).
4. Cyst/pocket full of accumulated inflammation fluid causing pressure-triggered pain.
5. Chondral loss at patellofemoral joint, 80% gone in one area but 100% gone in most.
In other news, there is a huge pile of fresh bear poop in my back yard.
 
Hmm.
Perhaps draining the cyst would relieve you of the most immediate pain?
 
@Cerberus Perhaps.
 
6:36 PM
Cyst aren't good
 
Does he know why the cartilage has disappeared?
 
To isolate actual cause(s), he gave me a cortizone injection, put me in a knee brace and a crutch, and has scheduled some non-exercise physical therapy session to apply ultrasound and electrostim to reduce inflammation. (Exercise will just make anything worse.) And of course ice and NSAIDs and keep-offing.
 
@tchrist I think I have that too. I have to go get my leg scanned in a machine sometime next week :<
the meniscus tear, that is.
but you sound like a wreck.
 
He thinks that the cartilage loss is probably just age-related coupled with a lifetime of hiking on it in the mountains.
 
@tchrist Do you some yoga, stretching, it can help these things probably
 
6:38 PM
It has made me very crabby.
 
@JSBձոգչ look my avatar now
 
oh dear, it looks like my Chicago Manual is outdated.
frets around
 
@tchrist eat shrimps, that's good for bones and cartilages
well sorry that's random, I tried something with crabby, I'll do some clojure now
 
-3
Q: trying to figure out what it means

KristiI started talking to this guy over I met on a website and we have never met but when we talk we both feel like we're with each other physically. WE are trying to figure out what it means.

This is such a weird, weird question.
 
More dating advice.
 
6:41 PM
Dating advice is deprecated, it's mating advice now.
 
swr = stating advice?
 
Didn’t we go through the whole sex-worker thing already today?
 
SWR is an acronym for "Srsly WTF Ringo".
 
I just logged in to my server and my tmux session didn't exist and my uptime is 3 hours. what's a good way to find out what the heck happened?
 
@tchrist you did. I did not. I was busy piggybacking on Steve Martin.
 
6:43 PM
contacts hosting company angrily
 
Well, our anti-singular-they dude has now overruled @Andrew’s tag edit.
 
You almost make it sound like there's only one.
 
@AndrewLeach Thank you for your input. However, I'm afraid that you're mistaken. The singular they is a very special thing calling for raised eyebrows amongst many non-NSEs and and such, admittedly, deserving an own tag. My question happens to use the word but is actually about something else. I tried to distance it from the others by not adding said tag. Please, kindly refer to the correct answer by guifa. As for the experienced users, well... If it's tchris you refer to, he claimed himself not to even understand the question so he might consider not putting his 2 cents here. :) — Konrad Viltersten 19 mins ago
 
Very good, give the money to me instead.
 
So this guy knows more about the site than experienced users and moderators know.
 
6:45 PM
non-NSEs?
 
NFI
 
Yeah I recognize that term from a question I recently closed.
 
Me either
 
Where he pretty much called me an NSE.
So he doesn't even know that.
 
So you know what it means, right?
Please tell the rest of us.
 
6:46 PM
non-steroidal exorcist?
 
Nancily Stultified Exultant
 
National Stock Exchange
 
OIC he even replied to me but I missed it and never read it.
 
@tchrist That sounds very annoying!
 
non-non-Stack Exchange
 
6:47 PM
Can someone please read the answer for me, I don't have a good feeling about it.
 
How is the pain now?
 
Konrad: first off, I never said this was a useless question, only that it was general reference. These are two completely orthogonal things. There are lots of useful questions that don't belong on this site. Indeed, most useful questions don't. Second off, saying that I fail to realize what non-native speakers think is ludicrous. I am a non-native speaker myself. And not just any non-native speaker, but one who campaigned real hard for a dedicated sister site for non-native speakers. Your comments completely miss the mark. — RegDwigнt ♦ Aug 7 at 11:00
 
guifa's answer?
 
Underneath this one.
 
@tchrist Not any more.
 
6:48 PM
@MattЭллен no, the comment-answer. Of Konrad's.
 
@Cerberus Well, it’s not the KGB, but it’s getting there.
 
It starts with "take this in the most polite way possible", which makes me think I should just not read it.
 
I see.
> “Jargon is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” —Roger Ebert
I like this.
 
He says he’s in Sweden, but he keeps acting so [insert other European nationalisticality].
 
@Cerberus yes, but not the satellite photograph!
 
user116848
6:49 PM
@nosmoking Nice avatar!
 
@Mitch How do you know?
 
@Cerberus argot is the last refuge of the effete scoundrel
 
It may have been taken by ancient aliens.
 
@tchrist we should send Johan over and treat him with a giant NSE.
 
@Arrowfar I'll change, it's too aggressive
 
6:49 PM
@Mitch Quite so.
 
user116848
@nosmoking Yeah, that too
 
@RegDwigнt Nothing said before but counts.
 
@tchrist those goddam ${other European nationality}s
@Cerberus mind boggles
 
@Mitch Be nice to the oysters, for theirs is the kingdom of pearls.
 
can someone help me diagnose my server :<
 
6:51 PM
@RegDwigнt He says you should take him more literally. He's saying that he did look up the meaning of shot and that other people he asked didn't know the ammunition meaning either, and that you're smart, so maybe you don't realise that other people don't know as much as you.
 
@Andrew I do believe you’ve just been please-kindlied.
 
I think NSE stands for Native Speaker of English.
 
> Running, although it has proven cardiovascular and other health benefits, can increase stresses on the joints of the leg. In a new study, researchers compared the effects on knee, hip and ankle joint motions of running barefoot versus running in modern running shoes. They concluded that running shoes exerted more stress on these joints compared to running barefoot or walking in high-heeled shoes.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/01/100104122310.htm
Isn't that funny?
 
@RegDwigнt He is not horrible about it, but a bit defensive
 
6:52 PM
sniff sniff
 
You mean the egyptians did ride on a lotus raft to mexico, built the mayan pyramids, invented tacos and satellites (genius!) and then took the picture, slippe dit in a bottle with some made up gibberish overheard at the market, threw the bottle in the ocean, and when it dried up it was next to the Dead Sea? Preposterous. Tacos were invented in the 1850's. Your whole theory crumbles like the parchment in your dead sea scroll jar.
 
@Mitch Umm. Yes.
 
@tchrist Yes, but...
 
@tchrist It appears not to have worked.
Now I just wait to be bawled out about it.
 
@Cerberus don't run on your heels. without shoes there's no way you would try that. Problem: solved. Ask me another.
 
6:55 PM
@AndrewLeach I guess that means there will be something on meta.
 
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Q: Can I deliberately block/cancel/ban my account for a month?

Joe BlowAs a curiosity, can I block or disable my own account, for say a month? You can imagine ... (a) one is busy writing a novel or something, and you want to 'prevent the distraction to yourself' (just as an alcoholic may, um, lock up the bottles) (b) perhaps, an employer might insist a young empl...

 
Please take heart and try not to bawl. It is not worth it.
 
> As Karl Marx was in the process of having published his work ‘The Communist manifesto’ he was also in the process of having installed the first flushing toilet in his street.

His toilet differed from all the other toilets in the city as whenever he flushed his, it would play Adagio for Strings.

When asked why, he replied (in his german accent), “Violins is inherent in the cistern.”
 
> Dr Daniel Lieberman, professor of biological anthropology at Harvard University, has been studying the growing injury crisis in the developed world for some time and has come to a startling conclusion: 'A lot of foot and knee injuries currently plaguing us are caused by people running with shoes that actually make our feet weak, cause us to over-pronate (ankle rotation) and give us knee problems.

'Until 1972, when the modern athletic shoe was invented, people ran in very thin-soled shoes, had strong feet and had a much lower incidence of knee injuries.'
@Mahnax Haha. Nice.
 
@Mitch I’m pretty sure billiards was invented no later than the 15th century.
 
6:57 PM
@MattЭллен k, thanks.
 
@RegDwigнt "my impression is that you just to conclusions way to much" - and your sometimes some words.
 
Assuming I am reading the joke correctly...
 
@Cerberus Probably.
 
@Mitch I think he mumpsplelled his word
 
I don't know that exact quotation, but it sounds like something he would say.
 
6:58 PM
@Mahnax !!rimshot
 
@Mahnax Why did you spoil it!!
Ima flag that line!
Better.
 
@Cerberus hands in pockets, whistles
 
I'll look past it. This time.
 
@Andrew He keeps calling me Chris. How odd!
 
@tchrist Touche, but I think my case can rely on other games of chance.
 
6:59 PM
@Cerberus Look past what? shifty eyes
 
Perhaps he thinks your TT.
 
Anyway, just came to share that. Bye bye!
 
Nothing, nothing.
Bye!
> Bowerman called Nike's first shoe the Cortez - after the conquistador who plundered the New World for gold and unleashed a horrific smallpox epidemic.

It is an irony not wasted on his detractors. In essence, he had created a market for a product and then created the product itself.
 
@Mitch Billiards is a game of skill not of chance.
 
"With all due respect Mr. Bowerman, you are no Cortez."
 
7:01 PM
Strip poker is a game of skill, not pants
 
@tchrist AHA! Exactly my point.
 
@Mitch Cortez knew a lot about tacos, I do hope you realize.
 
@Mitch that might even be true in general, but in this particular case there's no need for a conclusion that this is GR, all that's needed is the definition of GR.
Anyway. I didn't mean to discuss that old question again. We were talking about this new stuff.
 
@Mitch Something approaching 27 things about tacos, to be precise.
 
@RegDwigнt You mistook what I said for actual content. I was just making fun of the pot (Konrad) thinking you're a kettle.
 
7:02 PM
@Mitch But close.
> In a paper for the British Journal Of Sports Medicine last year, Dr Craig Richards, a researcher at the University of Newcastle in Australia, revealed there are no evidence-based studies that demonstrate running shoes make you less prone to injury. Not one.
 
@Mitch that was a gratis preview. I will mistake some more for 3000 dollars.
 
@Mitch Konrad is such an Austrian name.
 
So I just read the singular-they question, and what should I say: it is about the singular they.
 
@Cerberus abscent of evidents is not ebscent of abstinence
 
So it needs the tag. No two ways about it.
 
7:04 PM
@RegDwigнt I think the reason he doesn’t want it is because he thinks it will make people who don’t believe in it downvote his question.
 
Which is as silly a reason as any, and sillier than many.
 
If he really didn’t want singular they involved, he would have devised an example that did not employ it.
 
Nobody goes around the site browsing a tag and downvoting everything in it.
People don't even know about tags.
 
I feel a metabawl in the making.
 
What they do know, however, is how to read a question. So if it's about X, it is still about X even if you tag it .
 
7:05 PM
@Mitch But it should be easy enough to get some evidence, and they have done lots of research.
> Runners wearing top-of-the-line trainers are 123 per cent more likely to get injured than runners in cheap ones. This was discovered as far back as 1989, according to a study led by Dr Bernard Marti, the leading preventative-medicine specialist at Switzerland's University of Bern. dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1170253/…
 
It’s also a stoopid question.
If it gathers downvotes, mayhap that is the more likely reason for such.
Not that it has the Scarlet Letter pasted upon its sleeve.
 
@Cerberus remarkable.
 
@JSBձոգչ Yes, well, I have always been sceptical...
I was Googling for "running on bad shoes" to see what actual injuries I could get from the bad shoes I always run on.
So I wasn't biased in my search. And this was on the second "page" of the search results or so.
> Despite pillowy-sounding names such as 'MegaBounce', all that cushioning does nothing to reduce impact. Logically, that should be obvious - the impact on your legs from running can be up to 12 times your weight, so it's preposterous to believe a half-inch of rubber is going to make a difference.

When it comes to sensing the softest caress or tiniest grain of sand, your toes are as finely wired as your lips and fingertips. It's these nerve endings that tell your foot how to react to the changing ground beneath, not a strip of rubber.
>
<different article>

Lieberman’s research into human and early hominid fossils suggests that the human body, including the foot, is well-adapted to long-distance running without shoes (.pdf). He hypothesizes that early humans didn’t need speed so much as endurance — just enough to run down herd animals like kudu or eland until they collapsed from overheating.

This so-called persistence hunting is not as hard as it sounds, Lieberman says. “You can be a middle-aged professor like me and still be a good enough runner to have been a fairly successful hunter in the Paleolithic.” — http://www.
Some pretty interesting stuff.
 
almost thou persuadest me to run barefoot
ha ha jk. i never run
 
what if there's police?
 
7:21 PM
then a jaunty stroll is in order
 
but otherwise yes. I get very confused when I see people running and there is no police nearby.
 
@JSBձոգչ Heh I probably wouldn't either if exercise weren't wholesome. Or something.
@GeorgePompidou Haha you are of course right.
> I don´t understand why you would say such a witless thing and shameful thing to say that most of Engish´s irregular verbs are borrowed they are mainly all directly come from Old English (Angle-Saxon) and that is not an odd tongue , that is English! but at an earlier time! A language doesn´t borrow from itself! Rather it inherits from its self inheritance! man grow up in words and respect for our tongue man ! the only irregular verb that comes to my mind that be borrowed from Latin is catch::::: caught!
Hilarious.
 
> man grow up in words and respect for our tongue man
irony
 
downvotes the most downvoted answer because I am a sheep
yeah! take that!
bad answerer
that oughtta show him
 
Is this a sentence BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO?
 
7:30 PM
A hippo in sheep's clothing? That's a new one.
@Freddy yes.
 
no, it's all caps
doesn't make sense.
 
I CAN PUT SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS ALRIGHT
 
caps can be in sentences
 
is every letter the beginning of a proper noun or new sentence?
where is that quoted thing @Cerberus I cannot see it
@RegDwigнt stop confusing me.
 
I cAn EvEn WrItE lIkE tHiS aNd It Is StIlL a SeNtEnCe.
 
7:32 PM
@GeorgePompidou It's been deleted. You need more reps.
@MattЭллен Yes, it's funny.
 
is that a Cyrillic N or a very little capital H?
 
@GeorgePompidou nothing to see here, move along.
 
(@Reg)
 
user116848
@RegDwigнt How much time did you take to write it? :D
 
@GeorgePompidou no Cyrillic has been harmed in the process of forming that sentence.
@Arrowfar check the timestamps of the messages.
 
user116848
7:33 PM
hah
 
@RegDwigнt I am referring to your name.
 
Oh that.
Well for best results just copypaste it into a Wikipedia search box. Or into tchrist.
 
user116848
Is "hah" considered a sarcastic laugh? I didn't know urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hah
 
user116848
I use it for half of "haha" or as an alternative of "ha"
 
user116848
Am I wrong?
 
7:38 PM
urban dictionary is a sarcastic dictionary. so I guess that makes a sarcastic laugh a serious laugh
 
user116848
So I am okay I guess with using "hah"
 
pastes н into tchrist
hmm… where do I put it?
tries sticking it in his nose
 
@Arrowfar probably
 
user116848
I see
 
7:39 PM
This room has the answer to everything.
 
user116848
@RegDwigнt Nice! :-D
 
user116848
Urban dictionary confuses me.
 
user116848
In Urban dictionary every other definition is sex related.
 
user116848
I don't know why is that ^
 
Because it's user-generated.
You can go post "sexsexsex" as the definition of every word yourself.
 
user116848
7:42 PM
But wikipedia is user generated too. So there are no checks at Urban I guess.
 
Sex sells.
 
@RegDwigнt 'Ha' in Gujarati (regional language) "yes" :-)
 
Everything that's wrong with urbandictionary's rating system: evanmiller.org/how-not-to-sort-by-average-rating.html
 
user116848
Yes is "Han" in Urdu :)
 
> Lower bound of Wilson score confidence interval for a Bernoulli parameter
Jun 1 '13 at 13:26, by RegDwighт
user image
 
7:51 PM
Apparently, in the Ewe language, "ha" means alcohol, community, song, and pig
 
@RegDwigнt lol that would really hurt! :p
 
user116848
memes
 
@Freddy only until you try out a Wilson score confidence interval for a Bernoulli parameter.
 
Robin Williams has gone to a better world.
 
user116848
@RegDwigнt What's -----> Wilson score confidence interval for a Bernoulli parameter.
 
7:53 PM
Follow Dan's link.
 
user116848
@JasperLoy I heard.
 
OMG
 
Looks much like a cactus, but hurts more and ain't green.
 
TWSS.
 
7:55 PM
Kit is not around these few days.
 
user116848
I have seen a lot of memes. They kinda get on my nerves
 
@RegD for some of us, those are the flowers of the cactus
 
It seems all the browsers are trying to look like each other.
 
user116848
@RegDwigнt lololol
 
user116848
7:59 PM
So you use a meme generator?
 
I don't know what you're talking about. That's a selfie.
 

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