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7:00 PM
Und jetzt?!
Weiß nicht.
Noch einmal!
@Reg Did you do something funky with tag feeds?
@terdon @Cerberus ’Fraid I couldn’t resist:
@CyberGuy That’s totally alright, honest. There are indeed subtle patterns going on here that native speakers internalize, but to sieve them out of The Chaos would be harder than just looking up the word. — tchrist 4 mins ago
 
@tchrist Heartless, just heartless.
I was wondering who/when would bring up that poem.
 
Word beginning with hear- are also wicked.
hear hearse heartily
 
hearse being the first that comes to mind
Yup
 
You just gave me a great idea.
 
Hiya, folks.
 
7:15 PM
hearable (adj.)                /ˈhɪərəb(ə)l/
heard (ppl. a.)                /hɝːd/
hearer (v.)                    /ˈhɪərə(r)/
hearken (v.)                   /ˈhɑ˞ːk(ə)n/
hearkener (v.)                 /ˈhɑ˞ːk(ə)nə(r)/
hearkening (vbl. sb.)          /ˈhɑ˞ːk(ə)nɪŋ/
hearsay (v.)                   /ˈhɪɚseɪ/
hearse (n.)                    /hɝːs/
hearsy (adj.)                  /ˈhɝːsɪ/
heart (n.)                     /hɑ˞ːt/
heart (v.)                     /hɑ˞ːt/
heart-ache (n.)                /ˈhɑ˞ːteɪk/
@Mahnax Hi, sorry to splooge.
 
@tchrist Oh, no problem.
They asked me to come into work today. On my first day off after six days in a row totalling 48 hours of work and about a million phone calls. No sir.
 
Typical.
 
We've had two people quit with no notice in the past week and I've been on cleanup duty.
Oh well. enjoys day off
@tchrist I like your answer to the "re" question.
 
Thanks.
I guess I could have included the unassimilated French pronunciation of rendezvous, since I gave both US and UK versions, and Dieu only knows what native French speakers in Québec say when speaking English.
/rɑ̃devu/ or some such.
 
It's a pretty good list as is, I think; it gives the reader a very clear explanation.
 
7:24 PM
> rendezvous /ˈrɒndɪvuː/, /ˈrɛn-/, /rɑ̃devu/, sb.
Who the heck says it like wren?
The middle one in the OED list.
 
@tchrist Sounds like a name: Ren deVou.
 
@tchrist No kidding! I've never heard that, and I can't imagine an accent in which it might be pronounced that way.
 
Me neither.
 
Wait, people pronounce it with ɪ?
Like the i in hit?
I've said it out loud a few times and I guess I can see it, but it sounds weird.
 
ron day voo
There is no other way
 
7:28 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Exactement.
 
The OED has gone too far
 
@Mahnax Fixed.
> rendezvous (n.) /ˈrɒndɪvuː/, /ˈrandəvu/, /rɑ̃devu/
 
I can imagine ron day voo, or ren dez vows.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Or not far enough. They aren’t reducing it to a schwa as the three of us clearly do.
 
@tchrist But the first one still has an ɪ, which sounds so strange to me.
 
7:30 PM
@tchrist I don't think I have a schwa in it.
 
@MattЭллен Matt, do you have the BIT sound there?
 
well... maybe if I'm speaking quickly it turns to a schwa
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 If I were to write the phonetics instead of the phonemics, I might use a schwi.
 
hi
thanks
tomorrow
 
@tchrist bit? like binary digit?
 
7:31 PM
@MattЭллен Right.
 
I guess
 
@Markberg You can edit your previous chat message by pressing the up arrow. You have two minutes. (like this)
 
people say bit
 
hello
anyone home?
 
@Markberg Just what it says.
 
7:32 PM
@Markberg It means you will be going out with someone for something like drinks, or coffee, or for a meal, as the first step in a romantic process.
 
I need help applying job with IBM
 
@Saladin nope. we're all out
 
@Markberg And "date" means appointment, but usually a romantic appointment.
 
:(
 
> I shall be having a date with someone come the morrow.
 
7:32 PM
@Saladin Don't mind him, there's people here :)
 
:)
 
Hm.
Oh, doesn't exist, that's why.
 
wait
 
@Saladin Sorry, you’ve come to the wrong place: this is persnickety.SE not careers.SE. :)
 
I need some logical understanding and reasoning not big consultant view
 
7:33 PM
Then that is not English.
It is logic and reasoning.
And career advice.
 
And I just remembered I’ve forgotten to eat my @Saladin the fridge again.
 
no can someone please view the screenshot.
 
@Saladin What's your question about it?
 
its that simple I'm confused how to show my experience i.e I got total 5 yrs experience but When i fill the above menu it add to more then 5 years...infact there are part I have done in parallel like threat analysis reporting and ids/idp threat analysis occurrences...does this menu expects me to enter dedicated experience?
 
7:37 PM
Oh, I don't know, I'm afraid. Are there detailed instructions somewhere on the application form?
 
detailed instructions not as such
 
if you have been doing each of those things for more than 5 years you should put that. Put the amount of time you have been doing each of those things
 
the job add says
Required

Associate's Degree/College Diploma
At least 1 year experience in IDS/IPS Threat Analysis experience
At least 6 months experience in Trending/Threat Analysis reporting
At least 1 year experience in Security Log Analysis
Certified in Industry standard security certifications (CISSP, GIAC, GSEC, ...)
English: Fluent
French: Intermediate
Dutch: Fluent

Preferred

Bachelor's Degree in Information Technology
At least 2 years experience in IDS/IPS Threat Analysis experience
At least 1 year experience in Trending/Threat Analysis reporting
 
Yes, what Matt wrote
 
If you do two things at once for a year, then you've been doing both for a year, so I agree with the others.
 
7:42 PM
so if i add the fields in years if it mounts to time greater then 5 years I shouldn't be worried ....
like if i add up the current selection it take upto 6 years which is beyond my professional experience
 
@Saladin But you've been doing things simultaneously, so that's not really a good way to measure things. I think it's fine.
 
For example:
I have been in my job for 4 years. I started learning python when I started. I had been programming in c# for three years prior to that.
So if I was asked how long I had been using python professionally, and one option was "less than 5 years and more than four years" I would pick that
If I was asked similarly about c#, I would say More than 7 years and less than 8
I would not combine the two together.
I have not been programming in python and c# for 11 years
*numbers not actually representative of my experience
 
Got it that's excellent explanation:)
@MattЭллен thanks a lot
 
no probs :)
 
I thought Python programmers were born knowing everything.
 
7:49 PM
@Robusto only the good ones. I was born only knowing that I don't know everything
 
@MattЭллен I was born knowing everything. It's taken me my whole life to unlearn most of it.
 
@Robusto sounds like a fun life :D
 
I get by. By the time I die I expect to know nothing. So the transition should be pretty gradual.
 
@Robusto You were born a teenager?
 
@tchrist yes, and a long time ago too.
But I'm never around to actually harvest the fruit.
Every time I'm in here it's the same old ELU-only whatchacallit stuff.
It's only full of Japanese and German once I leave.
 
8:11 PM
Figgers.
 
Hi i'm back again for more deciphering ..:)
applying for job is tough esp when english is not your fist language
can someone explain the phrase or para 'Have you ever worked for the Government, either as a civilian employee or member of the military, excluding mandatory military service (unless in that capacity you were involved in activities related to IBM or any affiliated company) ? contextual help '
 
Which part don't you follow?
Have you ever worked for the Government?
Yes or no.
 
8:31 PM
Yeah it's pretty straightforward, until it gradually becomes pretty stupid.
Have you, excluding, unless?
Don't ask three questions in one. Make it three questions, dammit.
Anyway, I'd wager @Saladin never worked for the government or the military or IBM, so wevs.
Just say no and move on.
 
@MattЭллен which do you prefer? Add Haskell and F# to the mix.OrderBy(x => x.Awesomeness)
 
It's not like they are going to check it anyway. It's just an application.
Pretty ridiculous, if you ask me.
 
@JohanLarsson I prefer haskell. I haven't really tried f#, but I've not felt compelled to, either
 
!!define compel
 
@JohanLarsson My pocket dictionary just isn't good enough for you.
 
8:35 PM
one l
 
Meh. "I prefer Haskell" is just a thing people say to impress other people.
 
@JohanLarsson compelled simple past tense and past participle of
@JohanLarsson compel (transitive, archaic, literally) To drive together, round up
 
@RegDwigнt I prefer haskell
 
I am out of impressions for today.
Try again tomorrow.
 
@MattЭллен C# vs Python then?
@JarvistheBot My pocket comprehension just isn't good enough for you.
 
8:38 PM
@JohanLarsson hmmm. I'm not sure. I prefer c# for GUI stuff. I like python for web work and it's nice for scripting tasks, too
@RegDwigнt you remind me of RegDwigнt
 
Me, I prefer Turbo Pascal 5.5. There, handle that pickup line. Shows character. Not your run-of-the-mill Lisp shit.
 
Well, if I have to pick a language, my current fave is javascript
 
Alas, if websites had to be programmed in Moscow ML. What a world, what a world.
Would make people bloody think.
 
@JohanLarsson in this context it basically means "a strong need"
 
ty ty
 
8:42 PM
Compel is basically like paypal, except for communists.
 
@MattЭллен whoa man, I'm eating here!
 
@JohanLarsson you no likey the javascript? to spicy for you?
 
@JohanLarsson you could hack his machine and remove javascript from his favorites. Problem solved.
 
I should really learn emacs lisp
@RegDwigнt how dare you!
 
@MattЭллен no, not me. Him.
I'm not a hackzor.
 
8:43 PM
I know very little but the things I have done have been painful (Console.Log()-fest)
 
c c
choose matlab, this language is a poetry
 
@JohanLarsson back when I first found it, I hated it. The book I bought to learn about it didn't help. It was badly written and wrong.
 
ok you know better but I doubt I can learn to like it, don't wanna spel when I code :)
 
but years later I took a second go at it, after it had matured, I guess. Now I really like it
 
tried typescript?
 
8:46 PM
no
 
me neither but I hear good things about it
 
hmmm. looks like "classical OO" shoved on top of javascript.
 
@Kit I think I have a solution to a Problem!
> We're looking for long answers that provide some explanation and context. Don't just give a one-line answer; explain why your answer is right, ideally with citations. Answers that don't include explanations may be removed.
 
If I want that, I'll use python :D
 
c c
!!learn how "<>$rand(0,100)%" \w+
 
8:47 PM
@cc Command how learned
 
@MattЭллен Well, if that sort of object model makes you happy, sure. :)
 
c c
python with scipy is not bad, somewhat as great as matlab
 
Python’s object model has certainly improved over its history. I still find it less elegant and more restrictive than I would like, but there are many that are worse.
 
a guy I work with uses scipy all the time. I've not needed it yet, but it sounds good.
hmmm. typescript.org is 503ing
@JohanLarsson ah! made by Mr. Hejlsberg! now I see what's drawn you to it :D
 
@MattЭллен :)
 
8:56 PM
I mean typescriptlang.org :D
 
@MattЭллен TIL that the is restricted to singular.
 
*through
 
@RegDwigнt well, sort of. I mean uncountable nouns are weird. They get some singular things ("the milk was...") and some not (*"a milk in my tea")
 
@skullpatrol Instructions unclear. I began on an empty sheet of paper and there were no doors at all. I immediately won.
 
9:04 PM
It's a Kit! Happy Birthday!
 
@tchrist Thanks.
 
Misspelling Kitday again.
Every year.
 
Thank you, thank you.
Also, I'm sorry I missed your birthday, @Reg. Happy belated.
 
Now we know what a fox says.
@KitFox oh right. I actually almost forgot myself. Getting better at it every year.
 
Happy Birthday!
 
9:06 PM
@RegDwigнt The problem is, I only ever seem to remember it when I have mine, and yours comes first. If you would just kindly move it to after, I would be more conscientious.
 
@MattЭллен see, I was expecting a more logical response identifying my non sequitur as such. Looks like my trolling has finally defought all logic!
@KitFox I know a whole lot of people like that.
Indeed I met yet another one just the other day.
 
When was it?
 
@RegDwigнt you are indefoughtigible
 
An employee in our LEGO store has theirs on 18th.
 
Maybe I can shift to remembering it on my son's birthday. Then I'd only be about a week late.
 
9:09 PM
Yours is the "boxing day" of Canada day :-)
or the eve of the eve of Independence day
 
It's even better than that, as I was born two days before the Bicentennial. Two days later, and I would be named America Independence Fox.
I shit you not.
It's also a convenient way for me to remember how old the country is.
 
:-)
 
No point in remembering how old the country is if the country is not old to begin with.
 
How old is the USSR?
 
What is that?
 
9:16 PM
*was
 
See, no point in remembering how old the country is if the country not is to begin with.
 
how long did it last?
 
Too long. And then some.
70+.
 
Long enough to tarnish the glory of the CCCP.
 
But it's the same as with the US: what do you consider "the" country? It kept piling on stuff.
Sorry, I mean: bringing peace and democracy to places.
I thzink they started with nine republics. Or was it seven?
Then it went to fifteen.
The US is at fifty and counting.
 
9:22 PM
<-- so confused
 
Even Germany got from ten to eleven to sixteen.
And that's just in the last fifty years.
Only the Brits and the French are shrinking. Cowards.
 
how many does Russia have?
 
I wouldn't begin to know.
They recently made Moscow three times larger.
Kid you not.
The country is getting larger from the inside.
 
Moscow is the billionaire's city
 
One giant lie. I've been to Moscow, but I've not been a billionaire.
 
9:26 PM
More billionaires than any other city in the world.
 
Jul 12 '13 at 10:54, by RegDwighт
user image
That whole appendix at the bottom. Ewww.
Jul 12 '13 at 10:54, by RegDwighт
It looks so hideous now.
What's that medical condition called?
 
Squamous.
 
Inguinal hernia.
 
That's how it looks. Like squamous cell melanoma.
 
we need @medica :-)
 
9:30 PM
There's a guy in Las Vegas, with inguinal hernia, who looks exactly like Moscow.
 
Happy birthday, @KitFox!
 
@skullpatrol I heard a ping?
 
@aediaλ Thank you.
 
I will spare you the photos.
But you can look him up on Reddit.
 
2 mins ago, by RegDwigнt
What's that medical condition called?
 
9:31 PM
Hey, happy birthday, @KitFox!
 
Thank you.
 
@skullpatrol I've long answered the question myself. But thanks for caring.
Click if you dare. Parental advisory. Vegas Baby!
 
@KitFox Ha den äran!
 
That's a link to the Reddit post, just in case you do reconsider halfway through.
 
@JohanLarsson Tack!
I think.
 
9:34 PM
 
Oh right. I know a language, too.
Поздравляю с днем рождения, желаю счастья в личной жизни, Пух!
@skullpatrol Ron Swanson is right as usual.
 
@skullpatrol What's that map look like?
 
@RegDwigнt Спасибо, Piglet!
 
OMG she not only reads she understands.
 
Tack is correct, not sure if ha den äran is right, think it is and oldfashioned way to say it but makes very little sense when analyzing it.
 
9:36 PM
A map, to me (sorry).
 
@RegDwigнt You know I have trouble with Cyrillic.
 
@medica he said he answered it
 
And I appreciate the challenge.
 
7 mins ago, by RegDwigнt
Inguinal hernia.
 
@KitFox well yes, I know that, and that's precisely why I am shocked when you suddenly stop.
On the plus side, perhaps one day you'll finally watch the cartoon.
 
9:37 PM
Yeah, I saw that. And the melanoma. I'd have to go with the melanoma if I needed to. Inguinal hernias are very smooth, etc.
 
Ha! See?
I know melanoma when I see it.
Which reminds me that I should have this mole checked out.
 
@medica not if you're 800+ years old. Nothing is smooth at that age. Least of all inguinal hernias.
 
but squamous cell carcinoma looks different.
 
@KitFox you can know what you see, but only I know what I mean.
 
sighs
It's my birthday. Pretty sure that makes me right about everything.
 
9:40 PM
@RegDwigнt Well, on a mummy, I think it might have a few surprises...
 
@KitFox you get to be right about everything once a year, and of all things you pick your birthday for that? I'd recommend a surprise attack in November instead.
 
hahaha
 
@KitFox - doing anything special for your birthday (like not cooking/serving dinner/etc?)
 
We are ordered dinner from Desi's. We are playing video games. Nothing too exciting.
 
Nothing too exciting is the best kind of exciting.
 
9:44 PM
There are birthday cards for me, from my boys.
The littlest had shots today, so he's not feeling super great. I got croup from the eldest, so I don't feel so great either.
 
Good birthday, sounds sweet and fun. Enjoy.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
 
It's OK. It's my excuse to work from home tomorrow.
I can't talk anyway after the four meetings I had today.
 
is confused because of apparent infamiliarity with enough meanings of shots
 
@RegDwigнt Vaccinations.
 
yay! I love sick days (if it weren't for the actually sick part.)
 
9:46 PM
Immunizations?
@medica Not a sick day though. Just remote work.
 
Less fun than a sick day, but still better than going to work, tho.
 
Definitely.
 
I wish I could work from home more. :)
 
@KitFox right. I guess I know enough meanings after all, but only care enough for vodka.
 
@KitFox Aw that sucks! I hope you all feel better soon.
 
9:48 PM
@KitFox Do both your boys go to school?
 
@medica That would be weird, wouldn't it? You'd have to always keep your kitchen table cleared off and your steak knives sterilized.
@RegDwigнt That sounds like a good plan.
@aediaλ Thank you. It's no big deal. Just hard to talk.
@medica Not currently. It's summer. ;-)
 
in Sweden there is VAB, Vård Av Barn, meaning if your child is sick you can stay home with no 'karens' (failed to translate)
 
that's what happend when kids become adults. The school year disappears. D'oh!
I did suture a couple of lacerations on my kitchen table though. That was fun. But, yeech for the nastier stuff.
 
I prefer to do my suturing in the bath, for easy cleanup.
 
:D
Why didn't I think of that?
 
9:55 PM
off to look up suture, laceration, my
 
Stitched, cut
Off to eat. Bai!
 
Have fun.
And get well soon.
 
you do a lot of looking up, try looking down, you might find some money :-)
 
Happy Bai.
 
I will be off in a minute.
tries to look down to skullpatrol; succeeds
 
9:58 PM
:(
 
An atypical reaction to success.
 
I don't like to be looked down at
 
Now let me write down my stats for the day already and you'll be rid of me.
@skullpatrol then why you ask.
 
I didn't ask
I made a joke
 
Ditto.
 
10:00 PM
icic
 
But now I'm off. Au ruguay.
 
later
pal
 
10:44 PM
@Cerberus link
 
11:32 PM
This, in my opinion, is a great quote: "there's literally nothing to be afraid of in mathematics, and a surprisingly large fraction of the work that goes into understanding something is just resolving not to be scared by it"
by Qiaochu Yuan
 
@skullpatrol We had puzzles like that one in my game theory class in college. But I don't remember the math.
 
@Robusto yep, as they say, use it or lose it
 
It was pretty straightforward, IIRC.
I took game theory because I thought, hey, games! What could be more fun than that?
And then it turned out that they had tricked me into doing math.
@skullpatrol Sounds like something an Asian guy would say.
And I don't think I want to succeed Almo's golf video game.
 
11:48 PM
This is what a white guy would say:
"Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
 
And an American would say, "Aww, you didn't say there was going to be math!"
 

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