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1:04 PM
@ЯegDwight Gigli seems to be asking if (who is next) is a noun or pronoun like in "Can I help you" and then you replace "you" with "who is next". Question 6923 asks if who can be used, rather than whomever.
 
Sorry, I'm too dumb today. I don't get it.
The question asks that precisely because "can I help you" is normal and "can I help who's next" sounds off-key.
 
asks what?
 
It asks the same thing, is "who's next" equivalent to "you" there.
 
Jez
that 20Q game doesn't have "breasts" in its database. :-(
 
@MattЭллен asks what you said.
 
1:07 PM
ah
@Jez it probably doesn't have heliocentric, either. I find those games annoyingly lacking.
 
Jez
i don't know why they stopped taking new terms
it used to prompt you if you had a new term
 
throws kisses, candy Morning, all!
 
Gigili asks, can the X be replaced with "who's next". So does the question.
 
@ЯegDwight not outright it doesn't
 
1:08 PM
it asks if who should be whomever
 
Well yeah. Because it assumes that the X kind of cannot be replaced with "who's next".
 
good. So that's where Gigili is coming from (I think )
@cornbreadninja I shall have to read it later, else I'll be distrcted
 
@MattЭллен Zactly.
 
I need more proteins. And circunces.
 
"Let's go and inquire who's next." is the same as "let's go and inquire the one who is next" is my question.
 
1:11 PM
@Gigili ah.
 
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@ЯegDwight Take more eggs then, unless you are vegan.
 
Well no.
 
@cornbreadninja Rose petals? Confetti? you should get one of those t-shirt guns. That would be awesome.
 
am I too late?
 
The default reading of "Inquire who's next" is inquire [someone else about] who's next.
 
1:11 PM
not yet
 
That's what Pullum calls "interrogative who's next".
 
user19161
@Gigili Not the same.
 
user19161
@Gigili The first has two meanings and the second has one meaning.
 
@Mitch oeuf
 
@ЯegDwight Not even in "Can I help who's next"? ... "Can I help the one who is next in line?"
 
1:13 PM
Now I don't understand what you mean again.
"Can I help who's next", obviously, means "Can I help the one who is next in line" and nothing else.
The who's next in there is obviously not interrogative.
Which is why the question exists in the first place.
Can a non-interrogative who's next be used like that.
 
So your answer is yes. Got it.
 
user19161
@Gigili Then they mean the same thing.
 
Thanks.
@WillHunting OK, thank you.
 
can I help whom so ever be the one being next?
 
People are trying too hard to be helpful and polite.
 
user19161
1:17 PM
@ЯegDwight Too.
 
There would be no issues if they just said "GTFO" instead.
 
user19161
@ЯegDwight I just say "get off my laundry" since I have no lawn.
2
 
I'll try that next time prime asks me something
 
user19161
Prime, get off my laundry!
 
1:18 PM
@WillHunting Get off my garden.
Get off my garters.
 
Why is it laundry and not launwet?
 
good question. Quick, to the etymology mobile!
 
@WillHunting Oh, and I forgot: GTFO.
Won't happen again.
 
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@ЯegDwight Because laundry is usually dry before and after.
 
@ЯegDwight Call me stupid, but I don't understand.
 
1:20 PM
@Cerberus you are stupid.
 
Happy now?
 
My Meta answer end in a sentence starting with "but".
What about it?
 
user19161
I will now have to flag everyone for using "stupid".
 
@Cerberus Reg edited your meta post
 
1:20 PM
@Cerberus I fixed it.
 
It didn't end in a sentence. It ended in a but.
 
@ЯegDwight I should have preferred a plain "stupid", or perhaps "you stupid", but I suppose this will have to do.
 
@cornbreadninja LOL
 
1:21 PM
@ЯegDwight Ahhh.
 
OK thanks.
Although it was more original that way.
 
@WillHunting I remember being six years old and getting really mad at my brother and sister and started into a tirade of expletives and all that I had were 'stupid' and 'idiot'.
 
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@Mitch Interesting both have i, t and d.
 
@Cerberus you should make it your signature.
Sincerely,
But
 
1:22 PM
You seem to be quite interested in this.
 
@WillHunting all expletives have those.
it's an expletive universal.
 
@Cerberus I? I long forgot. You bring it up all over again.
 
user19161
Also, that Eugene really quit ha, the one who called me Jason.
 
nope. I still don't understand
 
@ЯegDwight You alerted me in the middle of the night!
 
user19161
1:24 PM
I am seriously quite pissed with him too for the way he labelled me.
 
@Cerberus stuff and nonsense. The sun was in zenith.
 
Besides, you're lying. You never forget.
 
user19161
I always get abused and then people pretend to be the victim!
 
@ЯegDwight Approximately, then.
 
@WillHunting do you mean "Also, that Eugene (the one who called me Jason) really quit. Ha!"?
 
user19161
1:25 PM
@MattЭллен Well, yes. But the way I said it is FINE.
 
What about the Argonauts?
 
@WillHunting the way you said it read really wierd. what is "quit ha"?
 
@MattЭллен it's a socially acceptable way of saying "quit ho".
 
user19161
@MattЭллен The ha is like "really!"
 
1:26 PM
Not ah, ha.
Learn to spell.
 
user19161
There is ah, ha and aha!
 
aha?
 
Take me on.
 
ahh
 
1:27 PM
Take on me
 
@Cerberus BTW, how do you know that dog poop tastes bad? Have you tried it?
 
I'lllll beeeeee gonnnnne
 
infeasibly high voice In a day or twoooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
in two day's I'll be leaving on a jet plane
for Austria
 
user19161
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 For work or pleasure?
 
1:30 PM
@ЯegDwight Most people don't need to try it. See, that's the difference between most people and you.
 
user19161
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 days
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yay!
Which cities will you visit?
 
user19161
Even if it was ellipsis for two days' time, it should be two days'.
 
Vienna? Salzburg?
 
1:30 PM
@WillHunting I p'ut apostrophe's where'ever I wan't
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 do you know when you'll be back again?
 
@MattЭллен aaaaaah-ah-haha-hah-ahahaha-meine Tochter nimmermehr!
 
@ЯegDwight Is that the Königin der Nacht?
 
@MattЭллен Yes
@Cerberus yes. Remember, you helped me with my itinerary
 
user19161
Eine kleine Nachtmusik.
 
1:31 PM
@Cerberus I would expect more from a philosopher. Seriously now.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 And more?
 
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I remember that too.
 
@ЯegDwight I suck at recognising music.
 
@Cerberus probably not, we're only going for a few days
 
@Cerberus yes it is.
@Cerberus follow the gray arrows.
 
1:32 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I remember we discussed it, not what you decided.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Right.
@ЯegDwight Oh...I see.
 
Labeling poo not tasty without anyone ever trying it is prejudice.
 
I discovered that Google Translate can speak German. My friend and I had fun speaking in English into my phone, having my phone speak into his phone, and comparing the resulting English->German->English translations
 
@ЯegDwight You're thinking like a lab assistant.
 
It was surprisingly accurate
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Haha.
 
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1:33 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It must have been a disaster.
 
It will be a good occasion to hone your German.
They have a funny accent, but it is fairly clear.
 
It is now spring's first blush in the austral demesnes. You should be delighted.
 
@Cerberus hahah, "hone"?
 
@Cerberus They share a funny accent?
 
It will be a good occaision to "hear" some German. I almost never hear any and certainly can't speak it. I can't even pronounce it when I see it written.
 
1:35 PM
@Cerberus No, I am thinking like a philosopher. Prejudice is prejudice. If we are allowed to label stuff inedible without ever trying it, then we're also allowed to label jews greedy people with long noses without ever seeing one, or Africans as dumb savages.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 If that word is not appropriate, you still have two days to make the truth fit my statement.
 
@ЯegDwight er... you don't need to taste something to know that it is inedible.
 
You only have to have someone else taste it, and die.
 
@Cerberus yeah. Well, I don't expect to speak much german by the time I get there.
 
1:36 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You could learn basic pronunciation on the plane.
 
@tchrist exactly. Someone has to do it.
 
@Robusto Yes.
@ЯegDwight And the problem is...
 
Google translate gave me this, for example: "mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 you have. By the very definition of inedible. Which is why little children will put everything in their mouths.
 
@Cerberus I knew it! you're a heroin addicted hooker.
 
1:37 PM
@Robusto Haha.
 
@Cerberus no problem. Why do you keep asking questions, and when I answer them you tell me that I have a problem? Bah.
 
Except their elbows.
 
And yet I will never give up!
 
Either stop asking, or I won't answer.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 that's funneh.
 
@MattЭллен Who knows?
 
1:38 PM
@ЯegDwight No. You can reason about its inedibility if you know something about it. Which is why adults don't put most things in their mouths.
 
As we call them, crack whores.
 
@ЯegDwight And it was able to speech-recognize the german back into English
 
@MattЭллен No, she only thinks herself the heroine of her own tale.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 and where do you know that something from?
 
1:39 PM
I watched this girl a few days ago on the telly that had Gilles de la Tourette, and she said crackwhore! all the time.
 
@ЯegDwight there are lots of sources of knowledge.
 
> Farblose grüne Ideen wütend schlafen.
 
@ЯegDwight I didn't tell you you had a problem...this must be Freudian self-projection.
 
The condition is more commonly called simply Tourette’s by the plebs.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 like the tens of millions of people who say that Titanic is a good movie? Remember, that's what the original discussion was actually about. It was Cerberus to substitute Titanic with dog poo.
 
1:40 PM
@Robusto You know that word order is wrong.
 
@Cerberus Your beef is with Google Translate, not me.
 
@Robusto is that fabulous green ideas sleep furiously?
 
@ЯegDwight I don't remember, but that is an apt comparison.
 
If tens of millions of people can be wrong about a movie, and about jews, why do you expect the exact same people to be right about poo? Serious question!
 
colourless
ah, of course
 
1:41 PM
@Robusto I'll beat it up later, there are still queues.
 
@MattЭллен No, colorless.
 
@ЯegDwight Because while a movie's goodness or badness is very context-dependant and subjective, a food's edibility is at least in part based on, say, chemistry.
 
@ЯegDwight poo smells bad
 
Sep 5 at 15:36, by Robusto
@tchrist No Chomskyites in chat.
 
@Robusto NEVER
 
1:42 PM
@ЯegDwight The fact of the matter is, if the other person doesn't have a contagious intestinal disease, you will probably be fine eating it, as long as there is no blood contact.
Happy now?
 
22 hours ago, by Robusto
I wonder if the British love to win prises
By trying on hats of various sises
Before they invarably do grow ould
And are buried deep in the ground so could.
 
I'll give up my U when you prise it from my cold dead hands
 
There is this therapy where they actually transplant poop.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 many animals eat feces. They don't die. Some animals will die if you feed them water. You will die if you eat too much sugar or salt.
 
To improve the bacterial ecosystem in people with certain defects.
 
1:43 PM
Rule of thumb: If you want to eat shit, go ahead.
 
It is scientific.
 
@Robusto exactly. Thank you.
 
@Robusto “At first, when they were highest, they seemed merely grey; but as we watched they dropped toward us, and I saw they were of a hue for which I can find no name but that stands to achroma as gold to yellow, or silver to white.”
 
You mean "gould"?
 
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1:44 PM
@ЯegDwight okay, well, I'm pretty sure you know what I mean, and you're applying a broad definition of "Edible" to "doesn't kill you", I guess.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Cerberus's original remark was, and I quote, that poo "tastes bad". It was not about edibility. It was about the same context-dependant goodness or badness.
I did him the favor of going with "inedible" instead, but in hindsight I shouldn't have.
 
@ЯegDwight but poo smells bad. And almost nothing that smells bad tastes good.
 
@ЯegDwight I stick with my statement.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ORLY?
 
The cheese thing is a myth.
 
1:45 PM
@ЯegDwight You mean OURLY?
 
So don't even start.
 
An acquired taste often refers to an appreciation for a food or beverage that is unlikely to be enjoyed by a person who has not had substantial exposure to it, usually because of some unfamiliar aspect of the food or beverage, including a strong or strange odor (e.g. stinky tofu, durian, kimchi, haggis, hákarl, black salt, stinking toe, asafoetida, or certain types of cheese), taste (such as root beer, vegemite, bitter teas, salty liquorice or natto), or appearance. Acquired taste may also refer to aesthetic tastes, such as taste in music or other forms of art. Acquiring a taste Gener...
 
Bleh.
 
Casu marzu (also called casu modde, casu cundídu, casu fràzigu in Sardinian language, or in Italian formaggio marcio, "rotten cheese") is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae. It is found mainly in Sardinia, Italy. Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's...
I rest my case.
 
Hey, honey is just bee vomit.
 
1:47 PM
But in those cases you can still use external knowledge to influence your decision without having to taste everything.
 
@Cerberus I stick with mine. You don't know how poo tastes, so you by definition don't know if it tastes bad.
 
"I like cheese", "this is cheese", "it smells bad, but maybe I should taste it"
vs "I like food", "poop is not food", "it smells bad, therefore I won't taste it"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 it stinks. It has maggots in it. It's not cheese, it's maggot poo.
 
I like insect larvae, this looks like cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. I should eat around the cheese.
 
It's funny how people will attack dog poo and defend maggot poo. Or bee poo, for that matter.
 
1:48 PM
bee puke!
 
@ЯegDwight sighs whatever. I'm sure you yourself do not live by the philosophy you are advocating. Except for certain things like music videos.
 
I won't defend bee poo
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I am not advocating any philosophy. I'm merely pointing out inconsistencies in yours.
 
bees eat sugar and puke sugar, dogs eat poop and poop poop.
 
"Circle of Life" is a song from Disney's 1994 animated film The Lion King, composed by Elton John with lyrics by Tim Rice. It was sung by Carmen Twillie (female vocals) and Lebo M (opening Zulu vocals) in the film as the opening song, and Elton John also sang a pop version with the London Community Gospel Choir which was included in the film's soundtrack and made into a music video. It was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Song in 1994 together with two other songs from The Lion King: "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" and "Hakuna Matata". "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" won the award...
 
1:49 PM
@ЯegDwight You are merely stating the trivial fact of philosophical doubt. Similarly, you can't know that I am wrong with 100 % certainty without tasting every gross thing in the world. And beyond. And, even then, you could have been just hallucinating or dreaming, and you would have to taste it all again.
 
@ЯegDwight You know you’ve been reading too much English from the 1500s if you still spell the adjectival form of dependent with its original a, as though it were the substantive. — 1591 Greene Maidens Dreame xxviii, ― Mourning locks dependant.
 
@ЯegDwight I'm pretty sure I will dislike that.
 
@Cerberus exactly.
 
@ЯegDwight The main word there was "trivial".
 
@tchrist why is that at me? I used @Mr.Shiny's spelling.
 
1:51 PM
@MattЭллен Really? You’re lactose intolerant, and an Englishman? Truly?
 
Nobody pays attention to anything anymore.
 
@tchrist no, not really :D
I eat cheese all I like.
 
@tchrist I misspell that all the time, because it is totally random.
Just like existent.
 
@Cerberus No it isn’t.
 
Yes it is.
 
1:51 PM
sexist ant
 
Extant and extent are different.
Dependant and dependent are different.
 
@Cerberus so if it's trivial, how come it takes you half an hour to so much as recognize it? Why does it take you thirty minutes of Yes!-No!-Yes!-No! to get there?
 
And they are different in the same fashion.
 
By chance.
 
Thus proving it is not random.
 
1:52 PM
@ЯegDwight Who says it did?
 
@ЯegDwight It's not inconsistent. I just don't think it's relevant or important to sample every possible thing in the world.
 
One prefers the -ant version for the substantive and the -ent version for the adjective.
 
@Cerberus I would have expected you to say, yes, that's a trivial fact right after my very first remark and leave it at that.
Instead you went back and forth ignoring my arguments or pretending they were outright wrong.
 
@ЯegDwight dependant/dependent is one of those words I can never get right
 
@tchrist Umm don't these come from entirely different verbs?
Stare v. tendere.
 
1:53 PM
@ЯegDwight If Mr Shiny jumped from a roof, would you also fall with him into oblivion?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 and it isn't. We were not discussing every possible thing of the world. We were talking music videos.
 
@Cerberus Yup.
 
@tchrist no, but when you quote someone, it is customary to, you know, quote them.
 
@ЯegDwight Perhaps I did.
 
Very well.
 
1:54 PM
Was it fun for you?
 
No. I'd rather eat dog poo.
 
There are a few -a- words that seem random.
 
@ЯegDwight Right. And I don't feel like I should watch all the music videos, or even a large sampling of them, because I already know they smell bad.
 
@tchrist So not random.
The ones with an a where it doesn't belong took that from French.
And the e forms kept the Latin vowel.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 and that's fine with me. I just wondered how you managed not to bump into one particular video by accident.
 
1:55 PM
English picked either, or both. Totally random.
 
@ЯegDwight I managed not to bump into most of the videos.
 
No, it didn't.
 
You must live by a Kafkaesque schedule.
 
Mostly it kept the Latin vowel.
 
@Cerberus inconsistant the Inglish language? pah!
 
1:56 PM
There are some exceptions, but more often it retains it.
 
@MattЭллен Hehe.
 
It is not random.
 
@MattЭллен Why not Anglish?
 
@tchrist Exceptions = arbitrary.
 
So what?
 
1:56 PM
@ЯegDwight who me?
 
It is not random.
 
QED.
 
There is a rule.
Sometimes the rule does not apply.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes you. What's with the life without accidents.
 
That does not mean there is no rule.
 
1:57 PM
Same thing.
 
Which is what you would falsely aver.
Wrong.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Anglish? What sound is that? none of the ones I recognise, to be sure!
 
@ЯegDwight I just don't watch music videos. Or much TV at all. that's all.
 
Nobody plans to run into Britney Spears. Or Nickelback, for that matter.
 
Well, this doesn't seem like a productive discussion.
 
1:57 PM
@MattЭллен goes with the name of the tribe
 
The one that doesn't work is dependable.
 
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Q: My family vs. my family

chiccodoroIs there any lingual way to differentiate between the family that I'm a child of and the family that I am a parent of? (I.e. the first family consists of my parents, my siblings, and me; the second one consists of my spouse, my children and me.

 
And that came from the interference of the original dependant.
 
Okay now this is a title @Matt will struggle with.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The Saxons?
 
1:58 PM
@tchrist What?
What's wrong with dependable?
 
@MattЭллен The Angles
 
Now that is according to a plain rule.
 
@ЯegDwight damnit! this time they are both the same. Please! they must be
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The Jutes?
 
People who weren't able to tell the difference between “they all are fine” and “they are all fine” also liked not being able to tell the difference between “my family” and “my family”.
 
they are the same!
 

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