The Observatory

3:00 PM

It's not as bad as it sounds - but now its the indigestion of only a few hours sleep coupled with the indigestion from the taco bell.

UV-D

indigestion.... hiss... <burp> ...spit

RhysW

@UV-D this and sombreros, and our linked mind are the first of many memes of astronomy

David Freitag

@UV-D Nope, no heart burn. I washed down a few chalk tablets with half a bottle of pepto. Now all that's left is the unadulterated hate festering in there.

UV-D

memes.... hisss...... spit

RhysW

@UV-D no, no bad, thats a good things,

ManishEarth

3:03 PM

UV-D, Queensland

6.2k 1 7 47

^ that guy ... hisss... spit

UV-D

@DavidFreitag got your reading material for your porcelain cruise?

RhysW

@ManishEarth bad manish! no insulting the room owner, you have no power here!

UV-D

lol

Stack Exchange

ManishEarth has removed UV-D from the list of this room's owners.

ManishEarth

saywhat?

RhysW

3:03 PM

pahaha

David Freitag

@UV-D There will be no porcelain cruise, just some mild to moderate discomfort until lunch time.

Stack Exchange

ManishEarth has added UV-D to the list of this room's owners.

ManishEarth

no power my foot

(hiss... spit ... etc)

RhysW

usually im the mods punchbag, unlicky uv-d youve been added to that list

unLICKY!?! what am i even typing!?!

ManishEarth

licking .. hisss.... spit

David Freitag

3:05 PM

Although, i have been blessed with an exceptional ability for cubicle warfare this morning. >=]

UV-D

thank goodness for that

@ManishEarth which foot?

ManishEarth

both of em

UV-D

I am glad yu did not all 8 of them

hey, what does this button do?

Undo

@UV-D It probably doesn't work on diamond mods, whatever it is.

ManishEarth

You think that gives you ... power over me?

UV-D

3:10 PM

even the one that says "elf destruc"

why would I destroy an elf?

@ManishEarth no one has power over you

Undo

@UV-D If we could just get him to leave his diamond somewhere, then we could hide it. Or both of his diamonds. This is getting complicated.

UV-D

diamonds.... hiss....spit...

had to be said

wait a second.....

testing123 ...hiss..... spit

hmmm

RhysW

@UV-D tildal could ruin him :P

@UV-D :O

UV-D

ooh that sounds epic - a diamond war

@RhysW that one is mainly for show

HEY @ManishEarth!!!!!!!!!!

RhysW

@UV-D ill give you something mainly for show!

UV-D

3:17 PM

@RhysW is it icecream?

Hissatron

Hisssss

icecream ... hiss...spit

UV-D

WHAT THE HECK??? it's my deity! the Hissatron... all hail the hissatron!!!

RhysW

@Hissatron manish if youre gonna make an account dont do it from physics, thats obvious

Hissatron

hailing ... hiss...spit

UV-D

lol

Hissatron

3:19 PM

@RhysW manish ... hiss...spit

UV-D

LMAO

ManishEarth

I totally ought to write a bot for that

RhysW

:D

UV-D

LOL that would be awesome

RhysW

probably undo if it isnt manish

Hissatron

3:20 PM

@UV-D awesome ... hiss...spit

UV-D

this is so cool

RhysW

the jokes been killed now, overuse :/

like a sombrero thats been worn through

UV-D

overuse ... hiss....... spit

@RhysW NEVARRRR!

ManishEarth

!!/hiss never

Hissatron

@ManishEarth never..hiss...spit

ManishEarth

3:23 PM

!!/hiss overuse

Hissatron

@ManishEarth overuse..hiss...spit

ManishEarth

!!/hiss automation

Hissatron

@ManishEarth That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: hiss

@ManishEarth automation..hiss...spit

ManishEarth

there we go

automation. dusts palms

Hissatron

@ManishEarth palms...hiss...spit

UV-D

3:23 PM

that,,,,.... was,,,...... beautiful

ManishEarth

!!/hiss beautiful

Hissatron

@ManishEarth beautiful..hiss...spit

ManishEarth

try it out!

Hissatron

@ManishEarth Do or do not, there is no try....hiss...spit

ManishEarth

(seriously, the !!/hiss part is automated. You can ping the heck out of it)

RhysW

3:27 PM

!!/hiss lies

Hissatron

@RhysW lies..hiss...spit

RhysW

fantastic!

best thing ever to happen to the site

ooh got to try this

undo!

!!/hiss bananas

3:28 PM

@UV-D bananas..hiss...spit

RhysW

come see our new toy!

UV-D

ooooh!!!!!

ManishEarth

To give credit, I'm using Zirak's script here

RhysW

!!/hiss undo

Hissatron

@RhysW undo..hiss...spit

UV-D

3:29 PM

this is so awesome!

RhysW

hmm i wonder

!!/hiss @Undo

Hissatron

@RhysW @Undo..hiss...spit

RhysW

undo! did it ping you? :D

Undo

!!/hiss Robert') DROP TABLE students; --

Hissatron

@Undo Robert') DROP TABLE students; --..hiss...spit

Undo

3:30 PM

Shoot.

RhysW

bobby tables!

Undo

And yes, it pinged me. Now to find something fun to do with it,

RhysW

something fun? everything we do with it is fun!

UV-D

!!/hiss Justin Beiber

RhysW

we should give it room ownership and automate room moderation, hehe

Hissatron

3:31 PM

@UV-D Justin Beiber..hiss...spit

UV-D

lol

RhysW

we need another version so that when we say !!/Sombrero it posts a picture of a sombrero, randomly chosen from google images

ManishEarth

possible

hmm

David Freitag

@RhysW I don't think you would need more than one, it looks like you should be able to supply it a list of commands to keep track of...

ManishEarth

!!/help

Hissatron

3:33 PM

@ManishEarth github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

RhysW

@DavidFreitag yeah thats what i meant, another version of the !!/ command

David Freitag

You would just need another bot.addCommand({ ... });

UV-D

looking at the starred commnts, there is a lot of spitting going on

RhysW

im totally making one of those when i get home

/me drowns in spit

what a way to go :/

@ManishEarth !!/activate and !!/deactivate should be allowed for specific people (read poster names?), so we can turn it off if it gets abused

David Freitag

Unfortunately, using a bot for our dirty work means that a lot of stars are going to be going to a sock puppet :|

ManishEarth

3:35 PM

@RhysW its only going to be on when I am

RhysW

@ManishEarth ah ok then :)

David Freitag

It has to be open in his browser

RhysW

my version will be smarter then :P

my browser is always open

David Freitag

Oh god... that's all we need... everyone with their own bot...

UV-D

@RhysW and so id your fly

ManishEarth

3:36 PM

@DavidFreitag I think you can run it server side on node though

RhysW

@UV-D i Id'd the nearest fly, he had the correct documents

UV-D

good good

David Freitag

@ManishEarth Uhh.... maybe for your own chat room... I'd have to scope out the internals to see whether you could

Undo

@Manish Any way I could run it from my server?

David Freitag

or read the readme :]

ManishEarth

3:38 PM

I have a server to run it on, just not tried it yet

RhysW

:D something tells me manish will ban our socks

Undo

I've got a headless Ubuntu 13.04 server running some web stuff, I'm sure it would be happy to hiss and spit for us.

RhysW

and that kids is why socks go missing from the washing machiene, to be used on SE chats

2

UV-D

@RhysW what about our shoes or our pantaloons?

Undo

What do I need to be able to make the bot be run from my server? Room ownership? Diamond?

David Freitag

3:40 PM

@ManishEarth Doesn't everyone?

RhysW

they go missing because i steal them, different reasons

UV-D

@Undo does it ride a horse?

Hissatron

RhysW

:D

!!/Sombrero

UV-D

lol

Hissatron

3:40 PM

@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

RhysW

:(

dont backsass me!

!!/help

Hissatron

@RhysW github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

UV-D

backsasses Rhys

RhysW

!!/sombrero

Hissatron

@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

David Freitag

3:41 PM

!!/listcommands

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, awsm, color, convert, define, findcommand, fuckable, get, github, google, hang, inhistory, learn, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, hiss (page 0/0)

RhysW

!!/ban UV-D

Hissatron

@RhysW Registered; need 0 more to execute

Undo

Eeek!

UV-D

lol

RhysW

3:41 PM

awww :(

UV-D

@Hissatron ha

RhysW

!!/ban RhysW

Hissatron

@RhysW Already registered; still need 0 more

RhysW

already

who else did? :O

UV-D

what the?

David Freitag

3:42 PM

!!/norris

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

UV-D

lol

RhysW

its taking over!

!!/learn

Hissatron

@RhysW Illegal /learn object; see /help learn

UV-D

!!/skeet

Hissatron

3:42 PM

@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

UV-D

LMAO

David Freitag

!!/eval window.alert("Hello World!");

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag "ReferenceError: window is not defined"

David Freitag

!!/eval alert("Hello World");

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"

David Freitag

3:45 PM

Smart they were.

UV-D

!!/icecream

Hissatron

@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

lol

!!/eval a=1

@ManishEarth 1

3:46 PM

!!/eval a

Hissatron

@ManishEarth "ReferenceError: a is not defined"

ManishEarth

grr

Hmm, the sombrero thing requires some async

UV-D

!!/gree

Hissatron

@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

UV-D

lol

David Freitag

3:47 PM

@ManishEarth Why's that?

ManishEarth

@DavidFreitag was going to us e the google image search api

RhysW

hehe this is fun, i like new toys

!!/PostProfessionalAstronomyQuestions

Hissatron

@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

David Freitag

@ManishEarth Hehe - scan an image into bytes, then use an image library to burp them into chat as an image :]

UV-D

lol

RhysW

3:50 PM

!!/Norris

Hissatron

@RhysW Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

RhysW

pahaha

David Freitag

!!/listen Post Professional Astronomy Questions

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

RhysW

we need to get that changed to skeet

UV-D

3:51 PM

lol

RhysW

oooooh maaaanisssshhh :D

David Freitag

!!/help listen

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag listen: Forwards the message to my ears (as if called without the /)

David Freitag

!!give me a lick

Hissatron

@DavidFreitag Mmmm! you taste just like raisin

UV-D

3:51 PM

LMAO

!!/hiss hiss

Hissatron

@UV-D hiss..hiss...spit

Undo

What do I need to be able to work on bots?

UV-D

hello @MBR

RhysW

!!/hiss hiss..spit..hiss..spit

Hissatron

@RhysW hiss..spit..hiss..spit..hiss...spit

David Freitag

3:52 PM

@Undo For this script, knowledge of javascript

Undo

@David I kind of sort of know a little. I'm talking about adding them here.

!!/help

RhysW

ask manish

Hissatron

@Undo github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Undo

There.

David Freitag

@Undo A browser capable of parsing and executing javascript code

Undo

3:54 PM

I wonder if I could make it work on a headless server...

UV-D

and a partridge in a pear tree

headless servers sound creepy

RhysW

well, that was fun, but im out!

David Freitag

@Undo As long as you can install node and npm on a headless server

ManishEarth

which isn't tough

UV-D

@have fun nd behave @RhysW

David Freitag

3:55 PM

Oh, @ManishEarth use a callback to upload the image into chat from the Google image api

ManishEarth

I know, but I don't know how to talk directly to chat with the bot

I have a cleaner method

RhysW

@UV-D I promise nothing! You cant tell me what to do! you aren't my father! @Called2Voyage apparently is!

Undo

Once I get some time I'll work on making a non-Manish-dependant bot.

David Freitag

There must be some jquery method to utilize the upload window

UV-D

lol, yes, yes I am

RhysW

3:56 PM

@Undo wayyy ahead of you :P

UV-D

!!/jquery

Hissatron

@UV-D api.jquery.com/?s=

David Freitag

@Undo Making the bot dependent on @Manish has it's benefits though..

UV-D

wow that is spooky

ManishEarth

!!/sombrero

Hissatron

3:58 PM

@ManishEarth !mexico.phillipmartin.info/mexico_sombrero.gif

dammit

Doesn't look right.

!!/sombrero

lol

@ManishEarth mexico.phillipmartin.info/mexico_sombrero.gif

ManishEarth

3:58 PM

ah, no reply

RhysW

!!/sombrero

Hissatron

@RhysW msrballoons.com/ProductImages09/foil%2520licensed%2520shapes/…

RhysW

@Hissatron "The page you have requested cannot be found or has been removed. Please use the menus provided to navigate this store."

thats a fail :P

UV-D

!!/RhysW

Hissatron

@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

UV-D

3:59 PM

baahahahahhaa

RhysW

!!/ban UV-D

Hissatron

@RhysW Registered; need 0 more to execute

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