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8:00 PM
Didn't even notice that :/
 
He's coming for ya
 
@Danu Which queue?
 
@KyleKanos Close
To be fair, it were 1010 reviews
 
Dude...has Wet Savanaha ever voted to close a question? The guy just seems to click leave open all the time
 
@KyleKanos That's also annoying
 
8:03 PM
@KyleKanos I think he skips the ones where he doesn't want to vote leave open :P
 
How can I view someone's reviews in a big list? :P
 
There was a former PSE member who used to skip all of them except the ones that had tags in the set {QFT, mathematical physics} where he voted LO regardless of whether or not it actually ought to have been closed
@Danu Their user page
 
I think you have to crawl through the history and look at everyone's votes.
 
For example, here is mine: physics.stackexchange.com/users/25301/…
But that's going to include all the reviews
 
I have 9 reviews?
I've done a lot more than that...
 
8:06 PM
@KyleKanos Nice, thanks
 
@0celo7 reviews only count in the queue itself
 
@KyleKanos huh? I've cleared the queue many times
 
@0celo7 I see much more there
 
note: I am dumb
 
That's for Low Quality ass clown
 
8:07 PM
Wow you're bad @0celo7 :P
 
I see
@KyleKanos "ass clown"
really?
 
11 mins ago, by 0celo7
I am dumb
^truth
:D
 
You make my ass laugh @0celo7
 
you people are terrible
 
I believe the correct term is flatulist.
 
8:08 PM
I'm off to PO
 
Number of close votes for top 20 reviewers
Looks like two slopes there, first 5 vs last 15
 
By the way
Looking at WetSavanna's review activity is seriously worrying
 
Good thing I'm not looking at it, then
 
@Danu how so?
 
@DavidZ @dmckee I assume you guys are aware of this? Can something be done?
Check out some of the "Leave Open" reviews.
 
8:17 PM
interesting
Is he an outspoken critic of the VTC system/PSE VTC rules?
Wait
I deleted the "wait: ---" comment
@Danu did you undelete that?
 
stop bullying
 
who's bullying?
 
4 anonymous people
 
8:20 PM
not me pal
 
@0celo7 What? I didn't undelete anything (I don't think mods can undelete chat comments).
 
ok, then ACM, Kyle, Danu,...
@Danu Can you not delete a starred comment?
I deleted that comment. Now it's back.
 
@0celo7 I can delete anything, not undelete
 
@0celo7 You wrote "note: I am dumb" again. What you deleted was "Maybe I'm dumb".
 
@ACuriousMind uh
damn
oh lord
please just leave me alone D:
 
8:22 PM
take a break...
 
Thou shalt not take Danu's name in vain.
 
wat
 
@ACuriousMind Indeed
 
1 min ago, by 0celo7
oh lord
 
seriously, who is doing that
 
8:24 PM
10/10
truth be told
 
Are we trying to do morse code with the stars, or what's going on here?
 
Doing what?
 
@KyleKanos YOU
 
@ACuriousMind Shhhhhh
 
This room stars things waaaaaaaaay to much.
 
8:24 PM
I can't do jack, I am not a blue-colored name
 
Ok, this is crazy
 
@0celo7 ...so star me, maybe?
 
@ACuriousMind 0/10
 
That was epic
 
> Please don't star trivial messages.
 
8:25 PM
@ACuriousMind Instructions unclear, starred 0celo7
 
@KyleKanos lol
 
@HDE226868 How many stars does that have? :D
 
Fun fact: Mods can remove stars in chat.
@ACuriousMind It's part of the room description.
 
anyone familiar with Germany education? I am thinking if I should go to Germany for my master degree in physics.
 
That's the only thing I know about the room, or what goes on there.
 
8:27 PM
no Germans here
 
@HDE226868 That's goofy. What else is there to star but trivial messages?
 
No, absolutely no Germans. ::puts on sunglasses::
 
@KyleKanos I got a genuine question about the celestial body Orcus starred in here this past week.
No response, though.
 
@ShingLau Seriously, what do you want to know?
 
@ShingLau Hey, I did exactly that
 
8:28 PM
If you want another foreigner's perspective, @Danu's the guy for that.
 
say, do physics students in German enjoy discussing physics?
I mean the atmosphere for academic
what is it like in Germany
 
Yes, of course, mostly just physics... Just like everywhere else
 
ha, it is not the case in my place.... we only care about exams for most students
I am kind of a geek here
 
obe
lol
 
In my experiences, the foreigners in my (internationally oriented) degree are more talkative/fun than most Germans, but that's also because they (1) may already have friends so are not really on the lookout for new ones (2) don't speak English too well in some cases
 
8:31 PM
That's because Germans are no fun at all
2
 
lol
 
Now that's star-worthy
 
That's right. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
 
none, they can't comprehend light bulbs
 
8:32 PM
rimshot
 
Will students in Germany argue with professors on academic issues or questions (in a constructive way)? and are professors usually willing to argue?
 
My favorite lightbulb joke is a meta lightbulb joke
 
@ShingLau Maybe, and no
 
It observes that if the answer is "Only one, they just wait for the world to revolve around them"
 
@0ceo7 Just got back from singing
 
8:33 PM
That would only get you halfway through changing a lightbulb
 
Professors at LMU typically do not give a f*ck
 
@0celo7 rather :p
 
(I'm at LMU Munich)
 
0
Q: How will you use a quantum computer as a glorified pocket calculator?

Acid JazzFirstly, my sincere apologies to all quantum computing students, I mean no disrespect, but we were amazed by the first Compact Disc and Integrated Chip, but eventually we took them for granted, and I'd imagine if the quantum computer ever works on an everyday level, the same thing will happen to...

 
Which programs are you considering, @ShingLau?
 
8:33 PM
@ShingLau What do you mean by "argue"? Professors may be willing to discuss their field of study with you, but they will not spend their time correcting your wrong notions or debating what they consider "basic" knowledge.
 
ha what exactly do you mean @Danu ?
I am considering LMU
 
Oh, the TMP program? :D
(I'm in it)
 
The Telepathic Magic Program
 
@KyleKanos Why'd you post that link here?
 
oh! I get it. I am thinking of the international physics program or astrophysics program
 
8:37 PM
@KyleKanos I edited out most of the question since it was irrelevant rambling.
 
@FenderLesPaul Do you have the answer to the full spinning black hole collision problem?
 
International physics program? I'm in the Theoretical and Mathematical Physics program
 
@DanielSank I was going to ask if that's even answerable (but got distracted by family)
it almost looks like "Does a QC have an OS yet" question to me
(and I did notice your edit)
 
@KyleKanos Giving it the benefit of the doubt, it's asking how one gets classical information into and out of a quantum computer.
From that point of view it's not a bad question.
 
how do you like the LMU so far? @Danu
 
8:39 PM
@DanielSank That is certainly better than my interpretation
 
@KyleKanos I'm an optimist.
 
Do they have paper exam for each course or oral exam for each course in Germany? @Danu
 
@ShingLau Mixed. Pure math courses tend to be oral (classes are very small) but physics tends to be written.
 
Ooooh, Danu is here!
Hey @Danu, your opinion about X is wrong for reason Y.
 
@DanielSank Does it have an answer though?
 
8:39 PM
I like it quite well, but there are definitely some downsides.
@DanielSank Well but Y is tautologically false
 
@Danu would you mind telling me what the downsides are?
 
@KyleKanos I think a reasonably informative and relevant answer could be written.
 
@DanielSank Nominating yourself?
 
@ShingLau For starters, the city itself is not really my thing
Secondly, the big shot professors really don't care too much, and it shows.
 
@Danu That's only true if one restricts the understanding of "X" to subset Z of the more generally interesting class W.
So I still disagree.
@KyleKanos Nah. I don't enjoy answering that type of question, unfortunately.
Too generic.
 
8:41 PM
Curious how you guys can argue over X and Y when clearly T is the case.
 
@DanielSank But the generalization to W is generally ill-defined and defies all logical intuition
 
U!
 
@KyleKanos I prefer to allow someone else to write an answer and then comment on it. If I feel strongly that inappropriate answers are getting attention then I'm motivated to write my own.
 
8:43 PM
@KyleKanos I hadn't considered T, but I'm not sure it's relevant to @Danu's opinion about X.
 
It's clear that aesthetic considerations lead one to irrevocably conclude X
 
Aesthetics be damned
 
@Danu I see your point, I just think it's ok to allow one's intuition to fail in some cases, as long as the definition can be made unambiguous.
Later refinement is good, of course.
@Danu What do you think of @KyleKanos's idea of T?
 
Well Grothendieck gave X as defining property of all objects of class $\operatorname{Alphabet}(Q)$, so it must be true
@DanielSank Irrelevant
 
8:45 PM
Much like most of my comments here ::shrug::
 
bring in the greek letters :P
 
@Danu used "Appeal to Authority". It's not very effective.
 
@Danu So would it be hard to find big shot professor to advise on master thesis?
 
@DanielSank But it produces a critical hit and thereby a 1HKO
@ShingLau No, quite easy. But the experience may not be fun
Basically, you won't really get to talk to him/her much at all.
 
hence the "big"
 
8:49 PM
@Danu Speaking of 1HKO, ever hear of Ronda Rousey?
 
I have now
 
As per your comment
34 second knockout? Nice...
I do think UFC is absolutely disgusting, though.
 
@Danu That's the thing, she does this like every time.
 
@0celo7 not off the top of my head, let me work it out again in just a bit
 
8:50 PM
@Danu Worse than any other martial arts organization?
 
just waiting for my food-I'm super hungry atm :p
 
@Danu the girls were fighting last night
 
@DanielSank A little, because it has less rules than most AFAIK. I don't know much about it though...
 
@Danu So, "absolutely disgusting" even though you "don't know much about it"?
Interesting.
 
@0celo7 also I'll be going back home to nyc in a few days so I can grab my desktop and mod skyrim on that; I have a gig back home so I can use that as an excuse hehe
 
8:53 PM
@Danu Is it something personally offensive about it?
 
blood
 
Pride was awful when it came to rules
Actually, UFC is one of the more safe MMA leagues
 
@FenderLesPaul That'd be awesome, thanks. I have a general idea of what to do, but I'm not clear on the details.
@FenderLesPaul Cool beans.
 
@DanielSank Kind of... I just think the concept is really something we don't need in society.
 
@KyleKanos the UFC was a blood bath when it first came out :-/
 
8:57 PM
I meant disgusting the sense that it makes me feel a little nauseous to actually watch it when it gets really bad. Not in the sense that I find the concept of UFC fighting disgusting (I do find it dumb).
 
@skillpatrol True, it was anything goes cage fighting
 
like the romans
 
Anyhow I'm going to leave now
 
they threw the loser to the lions
 
@Danu why do the professors find so uninterested? Because the master thesis of students is not part of the professors own research?
 
8:58 PM
nice having a hypothetical discussion with you @DanielSank
 
later pal
 
@Danu. thank you for answering. later
 
@ShingLau Maybe, and they're probably just really busy. Btw, just keep on asking questions, I can read them when I get back
bye
 
@Danu Likewise.
 
9:34 PM
I want a model of reality which is composed of discrete space and time units which i could program into my computer. — pZombie 53 secs ago
If only it were that easy.
 
Well I answered it :p
Regge calculus!
Oh wait
He just meant spacetime
Not GR
 
I'm not clear on what the user wants
 
Bam, deleted!
No one will ever knooow
 
The question is very wordy, but doesn't actually tell me anything
And my close votes are gone for the day :P
 
@Slereah Always link to abstracts, not papers.
 
9:37 PM
How can I link to an abstract, when the post doesn't exist!
Boooooo
ghost post
 
ghosst
 
Fadeev Popov are the spookiest of fields
 
@Slereah What's the gauge theory?
@Slereah beat me by half a second :(
 
the gauge theory of what
If I ever discover another artificial field like that
I will call it a skeleton field
 
There are also ghosts-of-ghosts, btw, and so on.
 
9:49 PM
D:
double ghosts
 
@ACuriousMind you can't say something like that and not explain
 
A ghost of a ghost is the ghost when the original ghost no longer "exists."
:P
 
D:D:D:
2spooky4me
 
@0celo7 Mostly for reducible constraints, one finds that the "naive" BRST cohomology still contains functions of the ghosts and is not the proper algebra of gauge-invariant functions. In those cases, introducing further extra variables - the ghosts-of-ghosts - can yield the correct BRST cohomology.
Was that what you wanted to hear? :P
 
@ACuriousMind I can't wait to learn stuff you've never heard of...is that from QoGS?
 
10:01 PM
Are those the ghosts of departed quantities?
 
the GR tag is dead
why are there no GR questions
 
All of GR was solved
 
@0celo7 That is indeed from QoGS, and related to "higher gauge theory" because one can also think of reducible constraints as those with non-trivial gauge-of-gauge transformations ;)
 
@ACuriousMind I see
QoGS is very far down on my list
I might pick it up in grad school when I've had some real algebra, geometry and topology
@ACuriousMind How's the loop?
Must be better since you're in PoE :p
 
@0celo7 I programmed an alternative simulation method that comes to the same results. I have no clue at all where the error may lie.
 
10:10 PM
How do you know your results are wrong, @ACuriousMind?
 
What language are you programming in?
Hi @DavidZ :-)
 
@0celo7 Because all the papers on this report to see the phase transition with ridiculuously small lattices. I basically can't reproduce the result of an entire decade :P
@skullpatrol C
 
@Danu we'll look into it. Maybe you could flag one of the user's posts (any one) to make a record.
 
@ACuriousMind Maybe you're just better than they are...none of their codes are open-source?
 
@0celo7 Hahaha...no, even the papers are all pay-walled
And many of those suspiciously have graphs showing a value of greater than 2 for a quantity bounded by 2
Which was an error in my simulation I speat hours chasing.
 
10:14 PM
Did you try talking to the prof or the other students in the class?
 
@0celo7 Academics don't like to publish their codes. I'm quite sad that most journals don't require this either.
 
@0celo7 The lecturer sent me a bunch of papers and said "Your code must be wrong, these are the results you should get"
There are only 2 other students left, and they both chose different projects
 
Only three people in one class?
 
All the others bailed when they heard we'd have to program stuff :D
 
Foolish man, why did you stay?
 
10:17 PM
@ACuriousMind What was your project again?
 
You tried to be like @KyleKanos, @ChrisWhite or @alarge and look where that got you...
 
"We give examples of where the Heun function exists as solutions of wave equations encountered in general relativity."
Damn it
 
@alarge Simulating SU(2) gauge theory on a lattice and measuring the Polyakov loop for various lattice sizes
 
I can't seem to get an original idea
 
He's got high standards :P @0celo7
 
10:19 PM
It shouldn't actually be that complicated, which is why I'm puzzled I seem to get the wrong results.
 
Can you work backwards from the results?
 
@ACuriousMind Do you have the book by Thijssen by any chance (Computational Physics)? Not that my expertise is in any way in the kind of stuff you're doing but I've read parts of the book and seem to remember that there was a chapter on gauge field theories there (that said, that's the chapter I didn't read).
 
@alarge No, haven't got that
@skullpatrol Haha, no, I can't tell my simulation what kind of result it should output, that's kinda the problem
The weird thing is that I don't get nonsense - I get a perfectly reasonable result: Quarks never deconfine :D
 
Is it too late to bail out :P
 
And I've also tried another algorithm for the simulation, and it gives the same results - I must be doing something very basic wrong that's not specific to the algorithm, but, well, I can't find it.
Or it's not wrong and there is a difference between my situation and the situation in these papers that I'm not seeing.
 
10:29 PM
Did you close every parenthesis?
 
@0celo7 I always close my parentheses ;) (and forgetting these would lead to compile errors, mostly)
 
Try rethinking the whole problem from the start, after a short break.
Sometimes you can't see the forest because of the trees :-)
 
@skullpatrol Exactly why I'm playing video games right now :P
 
Cool
 
Man
GR tag is so dead
my life has no more meaning
 
10:44 PM
ikr
I was so happy when I saw that reparametrization question (I knew the answer), but I had to VTC
@FenderLesPaul you should ask ACM about 8.1.1
7 hours ago, by ACuriousMind
lol, no idea what's going on there
 
obe
Will my GR questions be too low level?
 
no
unless they are dupes
 
"what is a spacetime"
"am I a spacetime"
"Can I eat a spacetime"
 
"please solve the 4-body problem analytically"
 
mmmm spacetime jelly
 
10:55 PM
no easy shit like that
 
Spacetime is often represented as a green grid
That is because it is minty
 
proof?
 
c.f. Lemma 8.1.1. in Wald
 
@FenderLesPaul I had a random idea...in a string theory book I read, the authors showed how to construct a Lorentz metric out of a Riemannian one using a vector field.
Does Wald do that anywhere?
 
10:58 PM
I think it does?
Like
Chapter 8
 
obe
@0celo7 Didn't you read Wald?
 
On the proof that all spacetimes are time-orientable
 
Because what he might be saying is that since $M$ is paracompact we have a Riemannian metric $k$. Then there must be such a vector $t^a$ so we may construct $g$.
 
It is actually a topological constraint!
All Lorentzian spacetimes require a line element over all spacetime
 
@obe I don't remember every page.
@Slereah Oh, I remember that from HE.
 
10:59 PM
Hence why you cannot have spacetimes with topology like
S^4
The vector field represents the flow of tiiiime
 

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