Yould.

@Fluttershy It's barely audible

Enemies are loud

@twobugs Agreed she is not support. Not sure on the great part. lol

@Fluttershy thats helpful, also i dont think you have heard me talk

She is great!

She's no Mei of course, but who is? Besides Mei :P

i know @Sterno @SaintWacko @strix @Yuuki and @uni and @GodEmperorDune have heard me talk, but i think thats it

@Dragonrage You sound older than I expected

@SaintWacko what age would you put me at based on my voice?

@Dragonrage I have not.

@Dragonrage Oh I have no idea, I'm really bad at that

Based on context and the average age of the bridge 25

cheers love, 'da cavarly's 'ere

People always told me I sounded like OrigamaiRobot on mumble.

Apparently I sound just like @Yuuki

@Unionhawk well im younger than that

Age is just a number anyway, it doesn't really matter

ive heard that i sound like im talking underwater before

not sure what that is supposed to mean

Maybe you have bad sound quality? Dunno

Well then you're either 23 or younger than me

Which is clearly impossible

why is that impossible

Because clearly

its actually not that clear

What's clear is anyone who is younger than me is a clown and anyone who is older than me is Too Old

so by that definition, im probably a clown

because i think im quite a bit younger than you

@twobugs How old are you?

i think im one of the younger people on the bridge

26

Guess I'm too old then.

didnt i like guess @Fluttershy 's age awhile ago like spot on?

it was like 28 or something iirc

@Dragonrage I dunno. What'd you guess?

@Dragonrage Oh, nope. Not 28.

let me go find it

i know i got it like spot on in the bridge a bit ago

@Yuuki playing Overwatch today? I might join you.

found it @Fluttershy

@Dragonrage Ah, yep. I'll be 30 next month.

so you are ~8 years older than me because i will be 22 next month, making me younger than @uni, which makes @uni a clown

Okay so you are younger than me by literally... 3 months?

Math?

Can I do it?

No

Shut up uni nobody asked you

Why does anyone care really

I only talk about age to troll @Sterno

because age unlocks power, similar to money and reputation

@Dragonrage Age stops unlocking things at 25.

@Fluttershy not true. at 55 you get special discounts at some places

Bah. Older than most of you by a generation.

@twobugs Trolling @Sterno

That's why anyone cares

That's not true but I'll allow it

Judge two-bugs

I turned 25 in January!

@SaintWacko so you too are a clown?

@Dragonrage Oh yeah! I forgot about that.

@MadMAxJr you're almost 40? :o Does that beat @Sterno?

Not quite that far.

I'm going with 37

*not old

34.

I come from the distant time known as 'The Eighties'

I am one of the last to know the world pre-internet.

@MadMAxJr i knew the world pre internet

I don't remember how old I am.

MATH

I'm 37

We identify that as 'Sternold'

@Dragonrage No you didn't

strix and I are going to be playing in a few minutes if anyone wants to join

strix is just finishing up a game

@twobugs i knew the world without internet. it didnt exist at my house or anything for awhile

That's literally not what they're talking about

which i clearly remember

The internet existed, you just didn't have access to it

so to me, the internet did not exist because i didnt know about it

I meant the point of time where home access literally did not exist.

If you're going t try and be literal, at least be correct

You're just being literally wrong

We had this thing at the mid 80s to mid 90s called 'BBS' systems.

First kid on the block to have Shareware Doom.

I ran a BBS

also I never had a TV, still dont

We also ran a BBS. 'Thunder Dome'

We knew a guy who had one of those crazy hardware setups where four phone lines could emulate an IPX network to play Doom LAN.

I understand that a TV and computer monitor are not the same thing, but claiming "I don't have a TV" does not have the same impact today that it did 10 or 15 years ago

That's not much different than saying "I don't have an iPhone (but I do have an android!)"

Probably a bad analogy but you really don't need a TV to see things that are on TV anymore, so saying you don't have one isn't much of a statement

@Sterno ive never had a tv in my house.

I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

What about the devil in the deep blue sea?

Forty minutes until my hour drive home to play Overwatch!

"How's your religion paper going"

I have opinions about robot religion.

Mostly how does it let a monk robot fire prayer beads at me like a machine gun?

@MadMAxJr Right? I'd follow that religion

Turn the beads into basketballs and give that bot a jersey.

The robot monk people seem unpopular with some of the other characters

I think Zarya doesn't like them? Maybe one or two others

Zarya doesn't trust omnics

I wonder why. I actually kinda care about the Overwatch lore. Moreso than TF2 at least

You know, the omnic crisis and whatnot I guess

I want a Mann vs. Machine analogy with these heroes.

Storm of Discord orbs and machine-gun prayer beads.

Although more accurate would be an army of Bastions.

@Unionhawk I don't even know what that is

There was a robot war and whatnot

Well Zenyatta is a good robot monk guy

And Hanzo is part robutt

Or Genji? I don't remember

Whichever one throws the stars

That would be Tracer.

tracer throws stars?

i thought that was the dude with the dragon sword

No, that's Roadhog.

Genji has throwing stars you fools

ANd has a sword

@Yuuki pls

You're thinking of Mei.

/kick Yuuki

@Sterno can you give me RO so i can remove @yuuki's RO and then remove my own RO?

I don't have RO in this room, IIRC.

You're mistaking me for Pharah.

your name is in italics

@Yuuki You do

so does @twobugs

and that terrible guy

Oh, I was not aware of this.

also @Fluttershy

I guess I confused myself with Winston.

wat

@Fluttershy you were literally the first person besides @Sterno to get it

its literally the first thing that happened here

also @KevinvanderVelden is RO

@Dragonrage Oh. Room owner? Yeah. I was the first person other than @Sterno to jump in the room, I think. <_<

i was driving home when he made it i think

i tend to hop into new chats that popup on the bridge pretty quickly

but who needs RO?

RO doesn't give you much really. Kicks should be used sparingly and you end up getting people on your back for using it, moving messages and pins are the only really useful tools

@Unionhawk i just want my name to be blue, nothing else.

That's mod.

i dont need mod, just want the blue text :P

because blue is cool

You could prb userstyle that

could i?

that would be cool. just have my name blue, mods red or something, and everyone else default

iunno, your name is surrounded in a <a class="signature user-174621">

usernames are div class="username (moderator, owner)"