ISIS guy stopped the car of Christian couple.
ISIS guy stopped the car of Christian couple. ISIS guy: Are you moslem? Christian: Yes I am. ISIS guy: Recite a verse from Quran. Christian man recited a verse from Bible. ISIS guys: Yallah-ho-snackbar, you can go.
Later Christian guy's wife: I can't believe you took that risk. If he knew you recited a verse from Bible he would have killed us.
Christian guy: Don't worry, if he knew Quran he wouldn't be member of ISIS.