Mathematics - 2012-09-19 (page 4 of 5)

@MeAndMath I always say good morning to horses. What is wrong with that?

@MeAndMath ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

@WillHunting Get some elektroshocks.

So you will be Elektroboy.

user19161

9:01 PM

@JonasTeuwen WTF!

@JonasTeuwen Electabuzz.

@GustavoBandeira o que está em sua mente?

@GustavoBandeira Zap.

user19161

@MeAndMath Is that me?

9:02 PM

Is that you? You should get some braces.

@WillHunting electabuzz

Ela conhece, ó.

Sabe o que cê faz?! Traduz Vida L0ka pra eles. XD XD

@GustavoBandeira é!só os primeiros 150...

user19161

I am so happy I solved two non-trivial problems in chat today!

user19161

Not too hard, but not too trivial either!

9:03 PM

I also have a non-trivial problem.

I would like to be trivialized.

@MeAndMath Sim... porque pokemón é feito malhação, num tem fim. Tem mais pokemon do que criatura na natureza...

@GustavoBandeira é ..pra caceta!

user19161

OK, next time I solve your problem in chat, you must upvote an answer of mine OK?

@GustavoBandeira você não estava insuano que eu estava me insuando para o holandês,eatva?

@WillHunting I make a script to create accounts and vote your questions.

user19161

9:06 PM

@GustavoBandeira No cheating is allowed!

@MeAndMath Adivinhou!

1 min ago, by Will Hunting

OK, next time I solve your problem in chat, you must upvote an answer of mine OK?

user19161

@GustavoBandeira Well, that is ...

@GustavoBandeira sem graça..eu não o faria.

@MeAndMath Porque não?

@GustavoBandeira várias razões

9:08 PM

@MeAndMath Lá vem...

nem o conheço

está a milhas daqui

older

estranho

@MeAndMath Num rola uma coisa do desejo pelo cara mais velho não?

naõ

não

e não

Tem que ser como?

de jeito nenhum.

9:12 PM

Como assim?

num quero nada com ninguém

Até morrer?

chega de falar nisso

Ah, tu tem família. Tá, tendeu.

Meu pai morreu quando eu tinha uns 13, e eu furi morar só com uns 16.

I don't see problem in being single.

I am good

9:16 PM

De fato não há.

There is a problem in not being single.

Mai no meu caso eu me senti só.

It is called The Woman.

@GustavoBandeira faz sentido

Eu meio que tenho uma hipótese: Quando a família se vai, cê tenta fazer outra.

9:17 PM

@GustavoBandeira faz muito sentido

@JonasTeuwen It would be better to post it in a single message, It would make more sense in the starred messages.

there was a scientist ,Hipathia(or something like that), she said that she was married to the Truth.

Greek?

yes

@GustavoBandeira Don't tell me what to do bro... freedom of speech and such eh.

Single messages it will be!

9:19 PM

Eu fiquei curioso nesse teu medo/repulsa/WTF de relacionamento.

@GustavoBandeira ist's not fear,I just like to be more withmyself than with others

XD

eu prezo mais amizade,se é que existe,do que afeto

@JonasTeuwen Ok Avril Lavigne.

What is this forked tongue thou speaks with?

@GustavoBandeira Wadafuq is that!

@JonasTeuwen it's brazilian portuguese

There is a difference. This one will start bitching and I will unscrew your head.

A matter of perspective.

@MeAndMath Cool. I know a Brazilian mathematician. He was here.

So at 2 AM I rang his doorbell.

J. COME DOWN NEED BEER.

And he did.

Cool guy.

He came down really sleepy... like he was already in bed or so.

9:23 PM

@JonasTeuwen his name?

@MeAndMath Cannot say.

@JonasTeuwen why?

@GustavoBandeira now you understand?

@MeAndMath His privacy.

@MeAndMath You could kidnap him for fun and say that Jonas made you do that.

It's no good I don't need your pigeons. Oh oh. Don't tell me what to eat or I will unscrew your head. Bigtime apples oh yes. The Buzz.

Incoherent? I think not.

9:24 PM

@GustavoBandeira kidnap whom?

@JonasTeuwen Stoned?

No, drinking problem.

There was no beer in the fridge.

@MeAndMath The brazilian mathematician.

But thanks for the advice, I'll grab some whisky.

va´encher a caveira

9:26 PM

??

user19161

@JonasTeuwen I have been single my whole life bro!

@WillHunting same here

@WillHunting Wow, so strong!

@GustavoBandeira beber cair e levantar

user19161

@JonasTeuwen Strong? Nobody wants me!

9:27 PM

@WillHunting I want. <3

user19161

@MeAndMath Well, I am sure you are still very young.

@WillHunting I think they think such a great guy will not want them, so they do not try or don't believe you when you say you like them!

Can happen fo shu.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen But I think I have changed a lot over time, and the type of girls I like has also changed.

@WillHunting depends

user19161

I once made 1000 paper stars for a girl I liked...

9:29 PM

@WillHunting * _ *

user19161

@GustavoBandeira What is that?

@WillHunting That is too feminine. You should beat up her current boyfriend.

@WillHunting Shiny eyes.

@WillHunting someone was composing a song I asked...

I made a music to my girlfriend.

user19161

9:30 PM

@MeAndMath Huh? You say mysterious things all the time!

My heart is cold...what can I do...

@GustavoBandeira Fart music?

@MeAndMath Put in a flaming knife! Will be warm!

@JonasTeuwen Nope. Dubstep Fart Music.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen I think the guy she liked was my friend...

@JonasTeuwen put you in a knife

9:31 PM

@WillHunting Beat your friend up. He will understand.

user19161

I am glad nothing came out of all my crushes. Looking back, they are not the right girl for me.

@JonasTeuwen This is the right thing to do.

@WillHunting Then you should have beat up the girl, you want your friend to have a good girl right?

user19161

I think I just want to get well now and focus on mathematics.

@JonasTeuwen XD XD

user19161

9:32 PM

@JonasTeuwen WTF!

Finding someone special is not hard.Har is find something special in everyone...

@WillHunting He's right.

user19161

Jonas, how did you get so many stars in 1 minute?

@WillHunting All we need

@MeAndMath Special thing in me: Ma smell of banana.

9:33 PM

@WillHunting Stars? I only do two stars.

(minimally)

user19161

Do you guys know how to fold paper stars?

@GustavoBandeira Banana... is your shwong that rotten?

With flies and such?

user19161

It is really nice. Try it!

@WillHunting Yes.piece of cake

I love origami

Can you eat origami?

user19161

9:34 PM

@MeAndMath Origami loves you!

user19161

@JonasTeuwen No, but you can eat sashimi.

@JonasTeuwen Shwong

@WillHunting everything loves me!

user19161

Origami rhymes with sashimi. QED.

user19161

I am thinking whether I should go for lasik surgery if I have the money.

9:35 PM

@GustavoBandeira All Shwong out of my network!

@JayeshBadwaik is there a bridge between C++ and MATLAB?

user19161

Then I don't need to wear glasses or contacts.

@WillHunting What? Glasses are the new sexy. Check out mine.

@Evan Yes.

@WillHunting I like glasses...

I like to wear them

@Evan What you mean with bridge?

user19161

9:36 PM

@JonasTeuwen I like my current one too. I spent a few days looking for it.

@GustavoBandeira API for his hole?

@MeAndMath Hipster.

@WillHunting Then don't get the bloody lasik surgery.

user19161

@MeAndMath I was going to ask you if you wear glasses and you answered before that!

Why are the glasses bothering you?

9:36 PM

@GustavoBandeira I mean, is MATLAB a "language" of sorts? Or does it use another language witin

user19161

@JonasTeuwen Yeah, anyway I also have no money.

@WillHunting REad your mind

user19161

@MeAndMath Wow, it is better to read your books though!

A friend of mine is an engineering student and he has had to take both a MATLAB class and a Java class, I only need to take C++ as a physics major

@Evan Let me look something

9:37 PM

@WillHunting ...

user19161

As a math major, we usually don't need any programming classes.

Just start typing already!

user19161

The only programming lang we need is LaTeX!!!

Son of seven cracks, type motherfuqer!

MATLAB, motherfuqer, do you type it?

@WillHunting LaTeX is not turing complete.

user19161

9:38 PM

The three M's are not free.

user19161

mathematica, matlab and maple

So what?

Good food is also not free.

No free food for Jonas!

user19161

But are they good?

Well, if the free food is good, Jonas will be om nom nomin all over it.

Like at good bye speeches of professors.

user19161

LaTeX is all I need really. And I am not going to do computational math anyway.

9:39 PM

@WillHunting Mathematica is kinda useful.

@WillHunting :DD

@WillHunting It can still be useful to test say inequalities.

user19161

At most I need to plot graphs but LaTeX can do that.

No. You are so mistaken.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen I test it using my brainpower.

2

9:40 PM

@WillHunting Errm. Good luck.

How different is Mathematica vs WA for the average user?

I have an expression with 7 sums.

Do you want to compute the 100th derivative? 8-).

@Evan It is not fool proof.

@Evan Not sure. I know that Mathematica have a core languange.

@GustavoBandeira tá muito quente por aí?

user19161

I mean, either I prove or disprove the inequality, no need to test it using some silly program.

9:41 PM

@MeAndMath Sim. Condicionador de ar, graças a Deus.

user19161

If it needs to be tested, then it is a silly inequality!

@Evan But I know you can use it to develop things in other languanges, checking for that...

user19161

@JonasTeuwen Are you sure you need that kind of math?

@WillHunting Yes.

@WillHunting The computer can help you find the counterexample.

You can write code to find a minimal counterexample for example.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen Math is degenerating into this nowadays?

2

9:43 PM

@WillHunting No, we now can use modern tools.

@Evan It has some external interfaces for other languanges, look here.

It is like a fork you know. You can also eat with your hands but using a fork keeps your hands clean.

Good point.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen Yes, good analogy, and we invent the fork.

The fork is there. Use it.

user19161

9:45 PM

I usually use a spoon.

@WillHunting O.o

user19161

Do you guys use more fork or more spoon?

If you are a philosopher you will argue about the existence of food...

@WillHunting Fork.

and knife

I like knives

I use a Katana.

user19161

9:46 PM

I like bananas.

@Evan Was it helpful?

@GustavoBandeira that would be good!

Chop sticks?

user19161

@JohnJunior No.

user19161

I am good at chop sticks though.

user19161

9:47 PM

I laugh when I see some people using chopsticks.

user19161

They are quite bad at it.

Banho.

OK

user19161

Very good that you use OK.

@JonasTeuwen Most people think of using a calculator as getting your hands dirty.

9:49 PM

@WillHunting No where's barbecue is better than Brazil's one.No meat is better than ours!

user19161

@MeAndMath What meat do you eat?

user19161

Ok is wrong. OK is good. Okay is not so good. I use OK myself.

@WillHunting I don't eat pork chop,'cause I'm jew...

user19161

@MeAndMath Ah I wanted to ask you that too. We can read each other's minds!

@WillHunting I'm kidding..I'm not.

but I like them.

user19161

9:51 PM

@MeAndMath Oh, OK. Why did you join the Jewish SE?

@WillHunting learn more 'bout it

user19161

@MeAndMath OK OK. Islam, Christianity and Judaism all have SE sites.

are you anti Semitic?

user19161

@MeAndMath Of course not. Who would be?

@robjohn R u there?

9:55 PM

@WillHunting Grammar Nazis?

@MeAndMath You are a Portuguese speaking Jew? Cool.

user19161

@MeAndMath But I would not want to marry say a Muslim and be forced to convert to Islam.

user19161

@JohnJunior OIC!

I don't discriminate. I hate all religions! Heck! I hate all people.

Actually I love all religious. They are funny.

Certainly the ones with cool looking monks.

user19161

I have a cousin who married a Muslim and converted.

9:56 PM

I wanto to be a cool looking monk, but also the High Priest.

@WillHunting Gigili is muslim

With Divine Battle Skills.

user19161

@MeAndMath Yes I know.

I am a whatever.

user19161

I will never be anything other than whatever I want to be.

9:57 PM

Well what do u want to be?

I am me

user19161

Being forced to convert because you marry someone is just stupid.

@WillHunting of course

@WillHunting Depends.

Well then in that case both sides are not that religious in my opinion

9:57 PM

@WillHunting Stupid for who?

user19161

@MeAndMath I am not sure whether those who convert this way truly believe anymore. It is perhaps just a matter of convenience.

@WillHunting Perhaps they really love each other, but the family would not approve.

@WillHunting certainly

@WillHunting I am pretty sure it is just the latter.

That is more like it @JonasTeuwen

user19161

9:58 PM

So on the surface they are X but deep inside they know they are not X?

user19161

Hmm, sounds like a good plan!

@WillHunting Yeah.

user19161

@JonasTeuwen It's a fuqin A+ solution!

They will always be asking Y