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12:02 AM
@Argon have you ever seen/eaten this?
 
@Charlie A few times I've had coconut
 
@Argon this
 
@Charlie Oh, no
 
@Argon it's really good!
 
hmmm
Does it taste like coconut?
 
12:05 AM
@Argon yes, it uses coconut
 
mmm
 
I like this...
I LOVE PIE
 
I like pie too. And I even love $\pi$
 
:P
 
I know, too many $\pi$ jokes
 
12:09 AM
@Argon that is a banana one
 
:7313016 They are all so corny :)
 
@Argon your jokes?
 
@Charlie Yes. Especially my $\pi$ jokes
 
@Argon tell me, anyway. i know it's funny
 
@Charlie pi r squared? No, pies are round!
2
 
12:12 AM
@Argon hahaha
 
If I have a pizza of radius $z$ and of height $a$, its volume is pi z z a!
etc.
 
@Argon Good good!
 
@Charlie Do you have any jokes?
 
@Argon i already told you my jokes
 
@Charlie When?!
 
12:17 AM
@Argon that chem ones...
 
@Charlie Oh, haha
@Charlie HAHAH
 
@argon I did this one myself
 
this guy is just leaving troll answers...
 
@AntonioVargas HAHAHA
@Charlie Very nice
 
@Argon :P
@Argon i used to post lots of math jokes in my facebook page
 
12:25 AM
@Charlie I sure you did, with all your chem jokes too!
 
user19161
I just got 11k.
 
@JasperLoy Mazel tov!
 
@JasperLoy wooho!
 
That was fast
100k on the horizon
 
everytime i hear mazel tov i can hear cups breaking.. weird..
 
12:27 AM
@Charlie HAHAHAHAHA!
 
@Argon it's true
:P
 
That's really funny hahaha
 
@Argon at least someone here got it ;)
@Argon i can't stop laughing
 
hehe
 
:D
did you see, @GustavoBandeira ? @argon laughs at my jokes...
 
12:33 AM
HAHAHA :)
 
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12:35 AM
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.?.
 
$\Huge\text{?}$
 
ok it's getting weird
 
Hahaha
 
I have a secret.
The secret is: I have another secret.
 
12:38 AM
@Argon Oh! i forgot to tell you!
 
@Charlie Oui?
 
@Argon in a very nice park here there was a giant menorah
 
@Charlie Hahaha :) I have a little one.
 
@Argon hehe i don't have any :(
Biologists think they are biochemists,
Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists,
Physical Chemists think they are Physicists,
Physicists think they are Gods,
And God thinks he is a Mathematician.
 
@Charlie What uni do you go to?
 
12:41 AM
@Argon to the university with the name of my state :P
 
@Charlie ok
 
@Argon you know my state?
 
@Charlie ..no :)
 
O Acre é uma das 27 unidades federativas do Brasil. Está situado no sudoeste da região Norte e tem como limites os estados do Amazonas a norte, Rondônia a leste, a Bolívia a sudeste e o Peru ao sul e oeste. Ocupa uma área de 152.581,4 km², sendo pouco menor que a Tunísia. Sua superfície equivale a menos de 2% do total do país. É um dos e foi o último a ser efetivamente povoado. Sua capital é a cidade de Rio Branco.
 
@GustavoBandeira haaaahahhahaahahaaaahahahaha
 
12:49 AM
 
@Argon WOW! nice!
 
@JayeshBadwaik Thanks!
 
Hey how do I find $\frac{d}{dx} sec^2 x$. I know how to use the chain rule
 
user19161
Halfway to capping today...
 
I don;'t get why the answer is is what it is.
 
12:55 AM
@Link What do you have so far?
 
I know what the answer is
I don't get how to do it
at all
blank
 
user19161
@Link That is the square of the reciprocal of cosine.
 
@Link $2\sec x \frac{d}{dx}\sec x$
 
I know that the chain rule is $f'(g(x))g'(x)$, @JasperLoy, I know that... I don't get why the chain rule works here
huh?
 
user19161
First, can you differentiate sec x ?
 
12:56 AM
what?
sec x tan x
 
@Link $f(x)=x^2$
$g(x) = \sec x$
 
okay wait, why?
 
$f(g(x)) = \sec^2 x$
Because you know what $f'(x)$ and $g'(x)$ are
 
...
 
user19161
OK, so to differentiate $\sec^2 x$, that is simply $2\sec x\times \sec x\tan x$.
 
12:57 AM
ARGH.
so frustrating
why???
why is there 2 sec x?
 
@Link Why to what? The assignment of the functions?
 
no
 
user19161
Think of $u=\sec x$.
 
why is there a 2 sec x?
doesn't help
I never learned it in terms of U
 
@Link That is $f'(g(x))$
 
12:58 AM
:p
 
Got it? :)
 
Nope..
 
hehe okay
We consider $\sec^2 x$
And note that this is $(\sec x)^2$, i.e. two functions nested
 
I have to write a document about self-reflection for my work 8-(.
 
@JonasTeuwen Bleh, I hate self reflection!
 
1:01 AM
Reflection is a common wave phenomenon in physics. In particular specular reflection (i.e., self-reflection) is the mirror-like reflection of light from a surface. But that is not what this document is about.
 
@JonasTeuwen self reflection?
 
Okay
Wait, I think i get it!
 
YAY!
 
$(sec\;x)^2$ makes more sense, applying the chain rule I get: $2(sec\;x)*(sec\;x\;*\;tan\;x)$
so in the end: $2sec^2 x tan x$
right?
 
YAY!
 
1:04 AM
The sad thing is I know integration and stuff, but I have trouble with a stupid trig function.
 
user19161
You don't need to do too much integration as a medical doctor @link!
 
$$\frac{d}{dx}\sec^2 x=\frac{1}{2\pi i} \oint_\gamma \frac{\sec^2 z}{(z-a)^{2}}\, dz$$ where $\gamma$ is a simple closed contour (oriented counterclockwise) around $z$.
 
user19161
I think I will change into another gravatar...
 
@JasperLoy A darker blue square?
 
I am sure I can bake a cubical pie.
Good night guys.
 
1:17 AM
Good night!
 
Hey, why is the derivitive of sin 2x = 2 cos 2x?
 
@Link Try chain rule again!
 
wait, why???
there is no power here?
 
@Link So? There are nested functions!
 
Ugh. I keep forgetting the chain rule
confusing it with the power rule...
I get it now.
 
1:21 AM
Ok
good
 
@argon: sorry, I have been busy today. Take a look at this for preliminaries. If you understand this, I can get the rest pretty quickly. dl.dropbox.com/u/78279253/Argon_Q.pdf
 
@robjohn WOW, thanks!
 
1:41 AM
@robjohn I'm not sure if I get the line "Since the path in starts at ..."
 
@Argon The path in (1) starts at $\frac12-i\epsilon$ and ends at $z$
 
@robjohn So $z$ is more general?
 
$x$ is a real number... $z$ and $w$ are complex
 
Right
Ok
@robjohn Also, I don't get "Therefore, along the top..."
 
Do any of you play chess?
 
1:56 AM
@robjohn Other then understanding what it means by "along the top/bottom/real line," I get everything :)
 
Nur
2:09 AM
I never learnt chess (which means I miss out on all the cool combinatoric problems that involve it). :[
 
2:28 AM
@Argon The function has a branch cut along $[0,1]$ so the value on the top side is different (by $2\pi i$) from the value on the bottom side
 
@robjohn Is this always the case?
Also, how do you integrate over a closed contour around the real axis when there is a branch cut there?
(Sorry about the questions)
 
2:45 AM
Sweet: $$\int_0^\infty \frac{dx}{x^n+1} = \frac{1}{n} \int_0^\infty \frac{ x^{1/n-1}}{1+x} = \frac{1}{n} B\left(\frac{1}{n},\frac{n-1}{n}\right)$$
 
user19161
@Argon Yes, this one is simply "blue".
 
@JasperLoy Nice new blue avatar!
 
user19161
Hey @amwhy I have changed from "steelblue" to "blue"!
 
Nur
@Argon which is $\displaystyle \frac{\pi}{n \sin(\frac{\pi}{n})}$
 
@JasperLoy We're a closer match! :)
 
Nur
2:50 AM
That's by the reflection formula!
 
user19161
@amWhy We are in the same equivalence class!
 
@JasperLoy Indeed!
 
@Nur Awesome, ya!
 
user19161
@amWhy Christmas is coming, I hope you get something hot then...
 
$$\int_0^\infty \frac{dx}{x^n+1} = \frac{\pi}{n \sin \left(\frac{\pi}{n}\right)}$$
 
2:52 AM
@JasperLoy I'll make a point of it!
 
user19161
@amWhy Yes. Also, still waiting for you know what, but take your time!
 
@JasperLoy I'm so far behind in emails! I will do, this week!
@JasperLoy It's NOT you...it's EVERYONE...so rest assured, I'm not avoiding you!
 
user19161
@amWhy ...
 
I've got four MUST DO emails this week...you're one of them!;-)
 
user19161
I have got no emails to do. I have nothing to say right now.
 
Nur
2:56 AM
@Argon Yes. I like that integral. Pretty useful too. There's a solution that uses complex analysis, though -- but I never learnt contour integration! :[
 
@Nur I have done the proof that $$\int_0^\infty \frac{x^{p-1}}{x+1}\, dx = \frac{\pi}{\sin (\pi p)}$$ with contour integration, actually
 
Nur
@Argon How did you arrive the beta then though?
Oh, you mean you have done that one as well!
 
user19161
@anon Did you say you lost much rep lately due to removed users? Well, I gave you a little present just now to make up for it! Have a great week!
 
Nur
@Argon well if you're interested here is the calculation: thestudentroom.co.uk/…
 
3:03 AM
@Nur Oh, this is what I did.
Pretty cool though!
 
Nur
It's indeed. Where did you learn contour integration from?
 
Good night all!
@Nur Informally self taught
:/
 
Nur
That's nice. Well, good night! :]
 
user19161
@Argon Night bro!
 
jasper
 
user19161
3:14 AM
@Ethan Yes, you need to ping me to get my attention.
 
i think theres somthing wrong with it
but I cant find the error
plz
lol
 
user19161
@Ethan Hover your mouse over the line and click on the right arrow to reply, or use @ plus the first three non-space characters like @eth for example.
 
@JasperLoy could u
look
at my proof
please
 
user19161
@Ethan I'm not good in this, I think you should get someone else, like maybe @anon to look at it.
 
its just algebra
the first part is
most of it
id put it up as a bounty
 
user19161
3:18 AM
@Ethan Nah, it's too hard for me. =)
 
lol
ur just lazy
 
user19161
I am serious, I have forgotten 99 per cent of the math I learnt.
 
user19161
I am only using 1 per cent of my powers now...
 
lol i forget everything too
do u remember any geometry
lool
i dont
 
user19161
Hmm, I think I remember vaguely something called Pythagoras theorem, LOL.
 
user19161
3:21 AM
@ethan I think you definitely have talent for mathematics. With the right training, you will make a great mathematician.
 
im going to end up working at a convience store
like wall mart
i dont have good grades
i have ok grades
 
user19161
Nah, I think you might even win a Fields medal. I am serious.
 
you dont even know me
lol
 
user19161
I have seen what you have written.
 
user19161
And I use "might" which just means possibility!
 
3:23 AM
where are u from
currious
 
user19161
Me, well, that is a secret for now... I'll tell you more in future...
 
lol
if I replaced an older question with my newer question so I could post it as a bounty, would the be abuse
would i get in trouble
that*
would i
if i just clicked edit
and re wrote the whole thing
rofl
 
user19161
Wait let me answer a question on the site...
 
user19161
3:44 AM
Ah asker asked another question in the comments so I had to edit my answer and then edit his question, sigh...
 
lol jasper
look
math.stackexchange.com/posts/256444/revisions, "added 4243 characters, chaged title, started bounty",
I edited an old post of mine
slightly
changed*
 
user19161
@ethan I answered your easy question.
 
@Argon That is the branch cut for $\log\left(\frac{z}{1-z}\right)$
 
user19161
@robjohn I need 90 more to cap!
 
I know
I was just covering loose ends
 
3:53 AM
@JasperLoy your mother must be so proud...
 
user19161
@Ethan Would you like to upvote me for my efforts? Feel free to ask for clarification. I think I provided the best answer there...
 
@JasperLoy I was offline most of yesterday. I was able to make 25 points to offset part of the 50 I lost due to a user removed.
@MikeSpivey Hey there!
 
@robjohn Hey, Rob!
 
dont screw me over with the notation line,
im sure it could be re worded in terms of limits and functions of another varriable to make sense
lool
 
user19161
@Ethan I know where all your doubts lie ethan, once you study analysis they will be gone.
 
user19161
4:02 AM
@robjohn Yes, she is proud that I am a very special person. =)
 
I managed to earn the "Outspoken" badge today. I suppose it has something to do with the three starred comments of mine on the sidebar over there. :)
 
user19161
@MikeSpivey Indeed.
 
user19161
From math.stackexchange.com/questions/261157/… and math.stackexchange.com/questions/261189/… we see that the asker doesn't know WTF is going on.
 
user19161
To think I spent so much time answering him only to feel slighted by him now...
 
user19161
4:18 AM
Oh fine, unregistered user who doesn't care, just here to get answers to HW problems I guess...
 
@JasperLoy There? email...
 
user19161
@JayeshBadwaik Yes, received. Everyone is so secretive these days!
 
@JasperLoy Secretive, declarative. I am sad here. :-( :-(
 
user19161
@amWhy Well, after you email me, I will share some secrets with you... Good night.
 
user19161
@JayeshBadwaik Hmm, let me think of what to reply first...
 
4:32 AM
@JasperLoy okay.
 
user19161
Over and out!
 
user19161
Also, I need 70 to cap today, so please feel free to upvote more of my posts everyone yeah? Bye!
 
@MikeSpivey "Posted 10 messages in chat that were starred by 10 different users. "
 
@robjohn Yes, I guess the three from today put me over ten.
 
@MikeSpivey Congratulations!
 
4:39 AM
@robjohn Thanks, although I'm not really sure congratulations are in order. :)
It may be more of a sign of procrastinating on my grading. :)
 
@MikeSpivey another badge. It doesn't happen every day
@JayeshBadwaik I really have no idea.
 
ahh, no problem.
 
@JayeshBadwaik Is it still out of 800?
 
@robjohn no, no, its out of 900. the general gre math section is out of 800.
 
@JayeshBadwaik That must be what I took then. I don't think I took 2 math GREs
 
4:51 AM
@robjohn hmm, yup I guess, in your time, general gre was quite different I think. Thanks anyway.
 
@JayeshBadwaik Sorry I couldn't be more help. It's been a while.
 
@robjohn yeah, I understand. No problems. :-)
 
5:05 AM
@JaveshBadwalk, I just got curious what your question was. Are you takling about the GRE?
 
@Sanchez yes, the subject GRE. My score was 70%. I was thinking whether it is somewhat decent score.
 
Ah I see.
Are you applying to math graduate school?
 
I am an engineering graduate, so not really thinking of Ph.D., but probably thinking of masters first.
Ph.D. I will apply to after masters.
 
I see.
 
BTW, I want to apply to masters in mathematics, not engineering. And my eventual aim is to do a Ph.D..
 
5:16 AM
Sorry, as I am not familiar with the admission process either, I can't help on this.
 
no problems. :-)
 
 
3 hours later…
7:56 AM
algebra? as if...
 
8:09 AM
Hi all
 
8:41 AM
Hi everybody :-)
Basic question: How do I plot the graph z := 500 - x - y ??
 
in octave [x,y] = meshgrid(-5:1/n:+5); surf(x,y,500-x-y)
it's a plane
 
Weird... What did I do wrong? it's a linear optimzation question: x<=400 and y<=600 that's no problem to draw... But then there is z left which is 300-x-y
How can I draw this linear function??
Other information given 40x+60x+20x<=10000 and 50x+60x+45z <= 15000
* 40x + 60y + 20z of course
My idea was to replace z somehow
 

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