The Bridge

I have blocked nose fairly often. The only thing that works is to carry on doing whatever you're suppose to be doing, but carry around half a dozen packets of tissue whenever there's stuff coming out of the nose.

@OrigamiRobot Mine feel more like allergies. They come and go very often.

OrigamiRobot

I don't have a spleen, so pretty much anything puts me out of commission.

pixel

NO SPLEEN?!

poor you

Yi Jiang

9:08 AM

If you feel like reading internet drama, there was a big row on Math.SE recently.

pixel

does that mean I can call you a mudblood and be technically correct?

(in that you have dirty blood)

Yi Jiang

@pixel Yeah, how do you get on without your spleen doing... uh... the stuff spleens do?

pixel

it's not a vital organ

it's just a blood filter

I could recite the wikipedia article and make out I'm clever

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang It hold blood and does immune system stuffs.

pixel

but that would be misleading

I hate christmas

I've gained weight

I'm now just over 8st

whereas normally I'm just under

I blame copious amounts of cake

OrigamiRobot

9:10 AM

I don't know what those words mean.

pixel

let me convert measurements into metric for you

Yi Jiang

►

pixel

@OrigamiRobot 8st = @51kg

I was probably ~50kg before

and now I'm ~52, I'd guess

OrigamiRobot

kilograaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmssssssssss

Yi Jiang

wolframalpha.com/input/?i=8+stones

OrigamiRobot

9:11 AM

2.52

pixel

@YiJiang I dislike that song

OrigamiRobot

or somamt

Yi Jiang

@pixel Oh come on, cheer up

pixel

cheer up? that's one of the most miserable sounding songs I've ever heard

plus, I spent most of the weekend watching a documentary on the creation of that song

against my wishes

it wasn't even a weekend

Yi Jiang

@pixel That would be depressing, yeush

pixel

9:12 AM

why do I feel like today is Monday

Yi Jiang

It's Thursday. You just have to survive today and tomorrow

OrigamiRobot

You still weight a lot less than me and people say I'm skinny.

So take that.

pixel

@OrigamiRobot girls are lighter than boys, it happens

Yi Jiang

Eh, depends on your height. And maybe your sex.

pixel

I'm also probably somewhat shorter than you

I will convert that for you now, rather than tell you something that looks like gibberish

OrigamiRobot

9:14 AM

I'm 5'8"

pixel

165cm

or 5'5"

OrigamiRobot

but my driver's license says 5'9"

pixel

my drivers license says I'm 5ft5

but my drivers license also says I have blonde hair

so it can't be trusted

OrigamiRobot

Your driver's license says feet?

Yi Jiang

I'm 185cm, 77kg. Male. That's a BMI of 22.5, which apparently, is normal.

pixel

9:15 AM

probably

we don't use metric for anything

my bmi is 18.7, which is on the border for 'underweight'

OrigamiRobot

I have brown hair and brown eyes and a pink tongue and pale skin and a big scar on my stomach

My belly button is no longer in the middle of me, it is off to one side.

pixel

I have black hair with blue highlights, green eyes, pink tongue, not very pale skin, and no scars

OrigamiRobot

From the spleen thing

pixel

you know your spleen is under your left arm right

well - was!

;)

OrigamiRobot

It probably was after the car hit me

Yi Jiang

9:18 AM

WolframAlpha helpfully tells me that my height of 185cm is approximately 1.1 times the average human height

badp

Yi Jiang you're not fat, stop worrying

Yi Jiang

@badp Oh, thanks.

OrigamiRobot

I have a Van Dyke and a top hat and a Bridge Coat and bushy eyebrows

Please don't use this information for police sketches

pixel

"er... yes, the man who assaulted me was about 5ft 8 with a scar... oh and his belly button was off center"

"please find him"

badp

"English feet or American feet madame?"

pixel

9:22 AM

...

I wonder how well @badp would burn if I covered him in petrol and set fire to him

Yi Jiang

@pixel Very.

pixel

I still think it needs testing... for science and all that

I need to rep cap

I can't be bothered to post anything

badp

oh get off me I even set up my keyboard to English UK in order to appease your obsessive compulsive spelling needs

OrigamiRobot

My shoe size is 10-11 depending on the brand

pixel

I need hats

OrigamiRobot

9:25 AM

That is all the information I can think of

I love pancakes and macaroni and cheese

badp

now one word every five I write becomes one of " please", " tea", " crumpets" and " bloody"

OrigamiRobot

and peanut butter

Yi Jiang

@badp Arse it.

OrigamiRobot

@pixel hatsinthebelfry.com/product/belfry-john-bull.html

pixel

I don't want real hats

I have real hats

badp

9:28 AM

curses, arse is not on the bloody dictionary. this must be fixed tea once

pixel

I need virtual arqade hats

OrigamiRobot

NO

REAL HATS OR NOTHING

pixel

I HAVE REAL HATS

I DONT WANT MORE REAL HATS

YOU ARE NOT MY DAD

OrigamiRobot

You can never have too many real hats

pixel

I have more irl hats than I have shoes

OrigamiRobot

9:30 AM

I do too

Yi Jiang

@badp It shall be done at once, guv'nor

OrigamiRobot

Most of them are old baseball caps though.

pixel

I need the necromancer hat, and the 5 day rep cap hat

OrigamiRobot

I don't wear those anymore

NOT CLASSY ENOUGH

pixel

@OrigamiRobot if you upvote this high quality answer I will get the necromancer hat and love you long time

Yi Jiang

9:31 AM

I wish to inquire, ladies and gents, how do y'all aquire ya fashionable head accessories?

pixel

@YiJiang from shops

OrigamiRobot

Ma'am, I am a gentleman

pixel

@OrigamiRobot you are not gentle

OrigamiRobot

4 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

@pixel http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/product/belfry-john-bull.html

badp

origami crumpets do your fancy bloody real hat burn forever green flames without consuming or heating?

OrigamiRobot

9:32 AM

@pixel Am too :(

pixel

@OrigamiRobot you should make yourself a hot toddy

it will resolve your feeling of illness and likely knock you out

OrigamiRobot

I don't know what that means

pixel

I... what

I thought that was an american thing

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot I don't think Santa delivers that far

pixel

maybe its canadian

@OrigamiRobot A common version in the Midwestern United States uses Vernors Ginger Ale, lemon, honey and Bourbon whiskey. In Wisconsin, brandy is often used instead of bourbon. In Southern California the version includes Tequila.

badp

9:33 AM

WELL THEN I THINK WE BLOODY SETTLED WHICH BLOODY HATS ARE THE MOST BLOODY CLASSY CRUMPETS

Yi Jiang

@badp CRUMPET HATS AHOY

OrigamiRobot

Nov 11 at 23:53, by OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am a teetotaler and I don't have a TV.

pixel

ok let me google what teetotaler is

you abstain from alcohol

so do I, just with exceptions

like when people force feed me large quantities of alcohol against my wishes

and I am sure that there are laws I could exercise to resolve that

OrigamiRobot

I have Ludens

pixel

are they like cough sweets

OrigamiRobot

9:37 AM

yes

pixel

I don't even use those

OrigamiRobot

Do you call cough drops cough sweets?

pixel

since I end up eating them like sweets

badp

I bloody googled that thinking it must've been a syndrome preventing you from enjoying alcohol

pixel

which is great, when the ones I'm eating are strepsils

which are a local anaesthetic

@OrigamiRobot well, I do, I'm sure they have a more formal name

Yi Jiang

9:39 AM

@badp You two don't know what a teetotaler is?

pixel

if I ask for cough sweets I will get something resembling them back in return

OrigamiRobot

@badp I lost my spleen during the summer after my freshman year, so everyone thought my lack of spleen prevented me from drinking.

pixel

well I imagine that a lack of spleen would result in you not wanting to drink

badp

honestly I googled Ludens

pixel

what with you missing your blood filter

OrigamiRobot

9:39 AM

@pixel I was just wondering, because these are barely medicated, they're just delicious.

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot Shouldn't it be the liver that handles the alcohols

pixel

@OrigamiRobot oh right

when I say cough sweets, I mean something like strepsils

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang Yea, but people are idiots

@badp Oh, separate subject.

I am not all the way coherent

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot Cough medication here, the once that you suck on in your mouth, contains a mild anesthetic that leaves your mouth numb for a while

OrigamiRobot

it is 4:40am

badp

9:41 AM

the spleen is the indigo equivalent of bloody parts

people barely know it exists let alone what it does

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang That's the way most cough drops are

pixel

@OrigamiRobot still early

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot I don't really think that's an enjoyable experience

pixel

I stay up later than this on a work night to play GW2 with you!

OrigamiRobot

@badp I have to answer "Yes" to "Do you have AIDS, HIV, or some other immune system deficiency?" on medical forms.

Because they just lump all that together

badp

9:43 AM

origami crumpets please consider adopting a more sensible time zone. thanks, Europe

pixel

@OrigamiRobot You have AIDS, HIV, or some other immune system deficiency?

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang That's why I get Ludens, they don't numb your mouth, but they taste great and they do help a little.

pixel

dirty mudblood

OrigamiRobot

@pixel lack of spleen

pixel

i know i know

and what with you picking fault with my grammar while I was intoxicated

Yi Jiang

9:44 AM

@pixel He did get muggled by the car, just that once

OrigamiRobot

NO

badp

okay, that about immune deficency sucks :-(

OrigamiRobot

NO HARRY POTTER PUNS AT MY EXPENSE

pixel

@OrigamiRobot ssh muggle

OrigamiRobot

i will sneeze on your entire families.

pixel

9:46 AM

go for it, I want an excuse to get high off anaesthetics

besides, I have an immune system

;p

OrigamiRobot

Ouch, that hurts right where my spleen used to be.

badp

goes ban pixel for a crumpet

pixel

TRY IT @BADP

Yi Jiang

@badp You will ban people for crumpets? Hang on, going out to get a truckload of that stuff...

badp

this crumpet you are banned from it pixel

pixel

9:47 AM

under no circumstances should I get banned for being me, when GnomeSlice can be himself and not get banned

badp

this crumpet is officially not yours

pixel

I don't care, I don't like crumpets

CRUMPET FREE ZONE

Yi Jiang

@badp You English is good not so?

OrigamiRobot

I WANT POTATO SOUP

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

badp

9:48 AM

anybody can enjoy this crumpet so long as it is not pixel

pixel

@badp English - do you speak it?

badp

Yi Jiang wtb commas

pixel

@OrigamiRobot mmm soup

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang I can't. :(

Yi Jiang

@badp No, I, have, loads, of, them.

pixel

9:49 AM

@OrigamiRobot sure you could, you could repeatedly bang your head against the wall until you knock yourself out

I don't condone the above method of getting sleep*

OrigamiRobot

@pixel That requires energy.

pixel

@OrigamiRobot I would say 'line of coke gives you energy', but it probably wouldn't make it up to the blood vessels in your nose

badp

origami crumpets, just close your eyes and NOP for a while

I wish I could NOP

OrigamiRobot

I caught up on some of my comics today

pixel

NOOP

OrigamiRobot

9:52 AM

They tried to bring back one of my favorite characters who died, but it went wrongs

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot Hush now, quiet now.

pixel

NOOP

badp

NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP

Yi Jiang

Also, you know that staring at a bright screen really doesn't help with the whole, sleep thing, right?

pixel

NOOP

badp

9:53 AM

@origami did they try smooching his corpse?

pixel

SWYM

NOOP

200 NOOP to you too!

Yi Jiang

I'm going for dinner soon.

OrigamiRobot

@badp No, they put his body in a machine that would put his brain into a replica. The problem was, he has three brains and they got 3 different clones.

Yi Jiang

NOM NOM NOM

OrigamiRobot

One of which was a lady.

pixel

9:55 AM

mmm dinner

Yi Jiang

I should really stop stepping into random portals in Dungeon of Dredmor

Diggle Hell is real, by the way.

OrigamiRobot

Also, Nightcrawler teleported a shark inside The Blob.

pixel

eugh

today

I am going to transfer large quantities of video to my work pc

and watch them, instead of working

Yi Jiang

@pixel Sounds like a fantastic idea! PS. Can I have your boss' email?

pixel

sure but she won't get the mail until sometime in Jan

besides lets not mess about

I've spent at least ~10% of the time I'm at work on Arqade since ~May

OrigamiRobot

9:59 AM

mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess

pixel

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Microsoft Lync server has just crashed

Exchange server just crashed

I had nothing to do with any of these crashes

OrigamiRobot

I bet @badp can't move stuff to Android Hell from mobile

pixel

now I can legitimately sleep under my desk and not get in trouble

OrigamiRobot

@pixel Unless you get trapped under there. That's trouble

pixel

right, transferring NCIS s10e10, going to go get coffee

OrigamiRobot

10:03 AM

What is that?

pixel

you are messing with me now

Yi Jiang

NCIS is a TV show. Season 10, episode 10.

How are you doing the transferring, by the way?

OrigamiRobot

No, the other thing

pixel

via rdp

OrigamiRobot

@pixel What do you mean now?

pixel

10:06 AM

anything more than 700k/s into the company network would probably upset people

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot Coffee is a hot, biter drink which some humans drink for the caffeine contained in it

pixel

anyway brb

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang Coffee makes me sleepy at night

Yi Jiang

LinkedIn owns Quora?

pixel

eugh

access to the domain controller is down

locked my pc

took 45 seconds to unlock it

OrigamiRobot

10:10 AM

I can help you

pixel

woo, my tv show has copied

OrigamiRobot

See, I knew I could do it.

Yi Jiang

@pixel At that speed I think you can stream the TV shows directly from your home computer

pixel

@YiJiang well, the bandwidth is there, but I don't have any experience with making that stuff work

Yi Jiang

VLC can also act as a streaming server I think, though I never set it up as one before

pixel

10:16 AM

I can't believe there are no more dexters

I can't believe there are no more big bang theorys

I can't believe there are no more spongebobs

OrigamiRobot

I am glad there are no more of those last two

I've got nothing against bobsponge

but I fel like being mean

Yi Jiang

I watched the first season of Adventure Time, and the only thing I got out of was that the show has awful songs

4

pixel

@YiJiang yeah I don't like that show either

OrigamiRobot

I will murder you both

Yi Jiang

@OrigamiRobot Well, I felt like being mean too ;)

pixel

10:19 AM

I honestly don't know how somebody with taste bad enough to think that show is good could agree with me on anything

I mean, how can you like Adventure Time while still thinking Invader Zim is good

makes my skin crawl just thinking about it

OrigamiRobot

I am an anomoly

that's too many a words

pixel

10:32 AM

Is that accurate?

Lazers

10:44 AM

1

Q: Random character in TBOGT Massionet9 not found

I'm playing The Ballad Of Gay Tony and I've completed all of the main story missions. However, there's a random "female" icon on the map on (or very, very close to) Massionet9 I've been inside, out, on the first floor (above the bar) and even on top of the building and at various times as well a...

grand-theft-auto-4

Yi Jiang

@pixel Not with the aggregate 'mobile' column, no

pixel

I think @OrigamiRobot finally passed out

quick, spam ping him to wake him up

Yi Jiang

pixel

@OrigamiRobot ping

@OrigamiRobot pong

@OrigamiRobot :p

pixel

11:03 AM

epic rap battles of history... moses vs santa claus

what the fuck

moses is played by snoop dogg

Yi Jiang

@pixel Is that a History Channel program?

pixel

no

lol

►

user30

12:06 PM

I don't really understand all this new stuff in KSP.

pixel

all these guys running around doing stuff at work - they're clearing out the server room, sorting stuff, etc

I'm sat here with my feet up watching NCIS

Yi Jiang

12:27 PM

@pixel Doing stuff? At work? Unthinkable!

pixel

12:46 PM

well I'm meant to be writing some large SQL script to load a list of users from AD

but can't concentrate with all this background noise

it's ok though, the choice to make all this noise was made by management

so they can explain to themselves why it didn't happen

Yi Jiang

@pixel Actually, after staring at that graph, I'd say it's fairly inaccurate. 'Mobile' browsing is shown as less than Chrome in 2009, and so small it doesn't even register before that.

That seems wrong, given that the iPhone was introduced in 2007, and even before than mobile phones were capable of accessing websites.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice A Portmanteau of Jay and Che of course.

@pixel Watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Yi Jiang

Chrome was released at the end of 2008. I find it hard to believe that there were more Chrome users than Mobile Safari users at the start of 2009

pixel

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't wanna

badp

@pixel I'd be honestly very surprised

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:54 PM

@pixel You should wanna. It's a very funny show about very horrible people.

Lazers

0

Q: How do I set up an Electrolyzer to make electrolytic water cells?

In tekkit, I need to set up an electrolyzer so I can get my centrifuge Extractor. I have the current setup (Top view) [ ] <- MFE |_______[LVT]____>Machines | [E] <-Electrolyzer When I add water cells to th...

minecraft-tekkit

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy ^ V

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:23 PM

Oh cool today is payday

pixel

oh cool today isn't payday

I got payday early this month

due to christmas

and our finance department not wanting to work over it

LessPop_MoreFizz

@pixel You get paid Monthly? Ouch.

pixel

@LessPop_MoreFizz yes

LessPop_MoreFizz

Biweekly or gtfo

pixel

biweekly is twice a week, you obviously didn't mean that

surely you mean fortnightly

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:27 PM

Biweekly

Biweekly has two conflicting meanings. One sense of the word refers to an event that occurs every two weeks, while the other sense refers to an event that occurs twice in a given week. Both senses have been in use for over a century. The term fortnightly can be used less ambiguously for the first sense, with a two week interval equivalent to one fortnight. Semi-weekly, similarly, can be used for the second sense; every half week or twice a week. There are fifty-two weeks in a year of twelve months, making for a possible 26 (or 104) biweekly events in a year. (This is a greater number ...

pixel

at least it's acknowledged that (a) I'm not crazy (b) I'm not wrong (c) it's got a conflicted meaning

LessPop_MoreFizz

@pixel Yes. But I'm of the 'biweekly means every 2, and semi-weekly means twice a week' school of thought.

'fortnight' is archaic and or british, neither of which is useful unless you want to come off as a faux-elitist prick.

pixel

well I'm sorry that I am an elitist prick

LessPop_MoreFizz

And quite frankly, as an authentic elitist prick, I have no need for such affectations and falsehoods.

Lazers

0

Q: How can I view the Demon Sword events?

To get the Conquest Ending you need to view 3 "demon sword rumor" events in 3 of the towns. From what I've heard these locations are: Slayer in Lastation, Magicom Mama in Lowee, and Big Adventurer in Leanbox) I've heard mixed reports of whether they show up before or during Chapter 5 (unfor...

hyperdimension-neptunia-2

Grace Note

1:29 PM

"Bicentennial" is every 200 years so I figure "biweekly" is every 2 weeks.

pixel

I speak English, not sure what gibberish you speak.

biweekly = twice a week

"Bicentennial" strikes me as twice a century but I did look it up to confirm I'm wrong so you don't have to berate me

Grace Note

I had no intention of it.

agent86

I think we need a new language, English++

LessPop_MoreFizz

Okay, time to go to work.

agent86

in it, I propose certain standards.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:34 PM

@agent86 George Orwell tried that, it didn't go over well.

agent86

chiefly, I no longer want to have to waste brain cycles determining whether or not something is "really irony" so I don't have to get into a discussion about "true" irony every time I think something might be ironic.

pixel

@agent86 is this something you do often? :)

agent86

@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah, well, I'm at least twice as awesome as orwell.

I'm like orweller or orwellest

Yi Jiang

@agent86 Bring out the interrobang!

We petition the Obama administration to: Keep Piers Morgan in the USA

Grace Note

@agent86 I would've gone with "Morewell", myself.

@YiJiang I think you messed up the link, you might want this one.

Yi Jiang