The Bridge

@badp i warned them

but if you could be replaced by that... wouldn't you already have been

@badp a couple of @sternos? i thought we replaced that ancient technology

@twobugs wat

ardaozkal

@fredley Fun fact: that happened a lot at the bank mom used to work at. More with turkish characters in account owners' names (well, everything was OK until the bank partially switched from a very old text encoding system to unicode) than emojis though.

7:05 PM

....why is "isreadonly" the default for this thing

stap

Oh wait, I know why

@GodEmperorDune Something something she talked about having Native American heritage

so much dafuq

@elizabethforma Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes known as Pocahontas, bought foreclosed housing and made a quick killing. Total hypocrite!

Tweeted by realDonaldTrump on May 25, 2016 at 12:17 PM

wow

just wow

HE JUST SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING SORRY NOT SORRY SOMEBODY HAS TO MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN

If this leads to Goofy becoming a major contender in the election season I can't complain

Yeah remember how Pocahontas wasn't a real native american or something???

Tim Stone

@GodEmperorDune The greatest thing about this is that he's basically admitting "YEAH I DID THE THING BUT"

7:08 PM

@twobugs yeah a vice president warren would be great

She'd kill him

Unless you mean Hillary/warren

Little Northern Girl: "Nan, what's wrong with Hodor?"
Old Nan: "Don't mind him child, he's suffered some Bran damage as a boy."

Which would make more sense

BUT TRUMP/WARREN WOULD BE FUNNIER

@GodEmperorDune No I mean the Disney character, Goofy

@KutuluMike #tooSoon

7:09 PM

#makeHodorGreatAgain

"Well gosh Donald, I don't think this such a good idea a-hyuck"

@KutuluMike D:

@KutuluMike he had bad experience with cereal?

sure.

@Chippies yah, George is a Cereal Killer D:

7:10 PM

arg

those next 8½ years are going to be brillant

I don't know if the world has enough popcorn

I'm waiting for half the cast to die and come back alive as zombies or something

it has to happen

oh I was thinking the other day

@badp Apparently we do since popcorn is allowed in the bridge again apparently

@twobugs inb4 gooby plz

7:10 PM

@djsmiley2k is that the same as the Spoon Killer?

say Mexico threatens war over the Trump wall

which would pretty much ensure a Trump victory

and then Russia and China jump in

plz build trump dome

THEN ENGLAND WILL DRIFT OUT TO SEA

no air holes.

Wait, what are we talking about?

SaintWacko

7:12 PM

Stupidity

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk urmom

@Unionhawk the very near future

Got it, par for the course for The Bridge

with low probability

Mexico: "hey you guys, go ahead and build the wall and bill us later"
... later ...
Mexico: "sorry we took a page out of the Donald's book and aren't paying our vendors anymore"

7:12 PM

So supposing Mexico, China, and Russia all attack the United States?

I WILL BE THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO TAKE AMERICA INTO SPACE!

urmom killed Hodor

@Unionhawk well more like

@Unionhawk isn't that the plot of one of the COD: modern warfares

would China/Russia and/or others join/push Mexico into war

7:13 PM

@GodEmperorDune Yes

@badp I have no idea

I doubt China would attack us, we're too big a part of their economy.

North Korea is a different story

We're a huge part of North Korea's palace economy

the main advantage the US has had wrt war has been that it almost never involved their continent

canada is too nice

mexico is too small

and mexico too lazyt?

Mexico is actually quite big

7:14 PM

well, economically

@twobugs Kim Jong Un would just kidnap Dennis Rodman and all of Disneyworld and he'd be fine

I think Mexico understands that war against the United States is not a good idea for them in general

so if someone wanted to give them a hard time they'd have to have and bring the war to them

I'd be willing to sacrifice Dennis Rodman

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@Unionhawk what's the worst case scenario, they're annexed to the US?

7:14 PM

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He was a subpar sportsball character

that might be a win for them, even

@GodEmperorDune it was meant to be a joke

:/

@Unionhawk Yeah... they have enough trouble with the cartels

I mean. Once you ignore the bit where the people die.

7:15 PM

@djsmiley2k WELL THEN

@badp I feel like that's too important of a bit to just ignore

but the druglords won't let it happen, it would screw up their supply lines to their biggest market

@badp Moar jobs! Building new wall!

we should just exile all our criminals to Mexico.

fair is fair

Suddenly @badp's plan makes sense to the mexican drug lords

7:16 PM

That's not a thing...

@KutuluMike Sending out politicians there would be cruel, though

Mexico should build a wall to keep out Trump

and bill him

@twobugs nah they passed something so its not illegal when THEY do it

Yeah, Executive Order #11562: it's not illegal if the president does it

signed by Richard M Nixon

we discussed this the last time with the other tinfoil hat grade theory

The POTUS declaring a virtual war so he can pass all of the laws that he wants

7:21 PM

Valkyria chronicles is eating me up

Do you mean the POTUSOTUS or the POTUS of another country?

Sign this here document to start a war, sign this here document for your unconditional surrender

boom, you now can get rid of congress nice and easy

and also florida

I understand no one likes florida

That's definitely not a thing

@Unionhawk POTUSOTUS?

what, people not liking florida

7:22 PM

@Unionhawk no its true, no one likes florida

2 days ago, by badp

@twobugs no, we elect a POTUS

do you like a florida

is that what you're telling us

@badp I mean "bam congress"

But also Florida is pretty okay

Floridians are less so but whatever

I won't hold it against them

well you also like ski

I do yes

7:23 PM

today in the bridge: @uni continues to be wrong about ALL THINGS

all of them

I lived in Florida for 3 months

gasp

It's pretty all right

that explains it

you're one of THEM now

7:24 PM

TIL @uni is florida man

No you need to live like 6 months to be a permanent resident or whatever

Florida: The Place Where Wrong Is From

@badp There's an old cartoon where Bugs Bunny saws off Florida and it slides away into the ocean

is this what @Unionhawk refranced wrt Great Britain

@Unionhawk I'm a Floridian

we suck.

7:27 PM

Florida: The Place That's Wrong Britain

user15026

So my cough drops have encouraging messages on them - this one said (in French) "Return to the arena, Champion!" and I just...I can't help but feel like that's not so encouraging?

@AshleyNunn KILL MORE

MORE BLOOD FOR THE COUGHLORD

ALL HAIL LORD COUGHTHULHU!

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn Is Quebec trying to subliminally rise up again?

The Purrtatoes™

@Purrtatoes

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29 tweets, 30 followers, following 17 users

They're cats shaped like potatoes omg

Goddamnit, Bridge!

Tim Stone

7:33 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

See, now @TimStone has only Elite Dangerous 2.1 as an excuse

Origins? Or normal?

normal

@Chippies Yessssss

@Unionhawk ooo tomorrow

SaintWacko

7:34 PM

Join usssssss

@Chippies Ah, you're only moderately better than @Unionhawk

the stuff you get for origins didn't seem worth extra 20$ usd

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE ARENA

@twobugs Yeah, his IsUnionhawk is false

It does when you realize that @Unionhawk doesn't have it

7:34 PM

can't justify spending 80+ $cad when I work a min wage part time job :P

That guy is seriously the worst

user15026

@TimStone Entirely possible

user15026

@TimStone This is fantastic.

@Chippies you never stood a chance

you always wanted to buy it to begin with

@badp At least now I can be cool!

@badp Buying is the easy part, I just hope I will also want to play it...

7:48 PM

If it helps I made the same sort of mistake with GW2 and I survived somehow

I just try to suppress the memory and everything is fine

I think GW2 was worse, because less than a year after I bought it, they announced and soon released an expansion and made the base game free without compensating those who had bought the game

I want nothing to do with GW2 since then

I just had this irrational urge to buy it, and did, and never once played it

I guess you don't get to a million steam games without making a few blunders

@badp that sounds like something @Sterno would do

I was young and foolish

I'm now less young and foolish

Less young? Perhaps.