The Bridge

Rapitor

8:00 PM

well at least he's empire...

Unionhawk

Thank fuck for that indeed

Rapitor

surprised he didn't go with the pirate power.

archon or whatever

Unionhawk

shrug

I think he gave up the pirate business because it's really damn hard

The module for that dude though

Sounds like a fantastic use case for pirates

Shields offline, hatch breaker

In theory, anyway

(you don't get anything if you kill them)

GnomeSlice

1

Q: How do I kill Esbern and Delphine with console commands I hate them so much someone please help? I've tried everything!

I want to kill esbern and delphine. I've tried using console commands, but it won't work... setessential baseID 0...<0> I've tried clicking on them. I know how to click ~` it show's up and I can type it in, but it keep's saying "not found" or "missing". Can a kind person out there lend a hand.

skyrim

badp

@fredley I thought it was pretty exciting stuff, at least for people 100% invested in the Apple ecosystem

GnomeSlice

8:02 PM

lmao

Unionhawk

(the reason you get cargo from NPCs I guess is they just open their holds)

fredley

@badp Maybe. I have no interest in HomeKit, watches, apple maps etc. Swift announcement is vaguely interesting, but I haven't tried Swift yet

badp

Yes, most of that stuff was stuff you could've had otherwise, but e.g. multitasking is something that you currently can only have if you are cool with having two of each application on your mobile

fucking Samsung

fredley

The multitasking looks pretty awful

badp

@fredley easily the best feature of Windows 8 for tablets, except without the app loading times of Windows 8

fredley

8:04 PM

@badp I have a W8 machine, I hate it

Unionhawk

(or, possibly hatch failure)

badp

I dunno how annoying the chords to activate it are

fredley

I mean, I hate every piece of tech I own

But I hate that one more than others

badp

also good luck getting "picture in picture" apps working with virtually any video service

although I do suppose YouTube is tolerating the picture-in-picture part of Viral Light much better than it (didn't) tolerate the video downloading part

It's disheartening to see the Apple Watch going so hard for that Android 1.0 vibe

LOOK AT HOW MUCH STUFF WE CAN CRAM ON THIS THING. ALSO BUTTONS

There's probably exactly three application I might want on my wrist: a watch face, citymapper and Google Now. Also, notifications. Everything else can fuck off.

Wipqozn

Oh my roommate

"I'm going to get a shower, then go to the bank"

has been in the tub for an hour

badp

8:12 PM

Does he have more than three apps on his smartwatch?

originaluser

Hey, man likes his shower

Wipqozn

bank closes in 50 minutes

badp

Plenty of time.

Unionhawk

That's like 50 more minutes than you need

Or, maybe 30

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn One of my "roommates" ran the shower for 5 minutes then left the bathroom fully clothed 10 seconds after the water turned off. He couldn't figure out how I knew he was lying.

Wipqozn

8:13 PM

We leave 15 minutes, walking speed, from the bank. He could still get there in time, but I doubt he will.

If he's not out soon I'm going to go knock and say something. not sure what, but something like "The bank closes at 6. Are you still planning to go?"

I've been really patient with him, but obviously I need to start being more confrontational if I want him to actually pay his rent

GnomeSlice

flush the toilet so his water gets really hot

Wipqozn

I wish both our names weren't on the lease, so I could just kick him out and do the last 3 months by myself. It would cost more money, but less stress. Also my mother said she'd help me out if he got kicked out by the landlord.

So that's good.

@GnomeSlice Well the tub isn't running, so that wouldn't do anything. Also this isn't a cartoon.

But I appreciate the sentiment.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I don't understand what cartoons have to do with it.

Maybe it's a rural thing, at my parents house if you flush the toilet the shower gets scalding hot

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Invalid name message when joining Minecraft P.E

I have tried every simple name you can come up with and it still won't let anybody join on any of my minecraft worlds. I have tried over 123 different names. It just keeps saying invalid name.

minecraft

0

Q: What is the best Tier 6 tank for dueling?

In my clan there is a Tournament every 3 months and you can take a Tier 6 tank against another on Mittengard. I was wondering which tank should I pick? I picked AMX 12t and Cromwell B so far but I was not really successful with either of them. What kind of tank can succeed at Tier 6 when dueling ...

world-of-tanks

-2

Q: Register what to do

In the past I had a server account and I forgot my password now I'm trying to make a new one I do all the stuff I'm supposed to do I type in my email in but it says must use a valid email what do I do?

minecraft

0

Q: I cannot join a server

I tried to join a server but it won't let me I kept trying but it doesn't work. I desperately want to join one. Please help me. 😕😕😢 Minecraft pe would not let me.

league-of-legends

0

Q: Is it still possible to get the Tumbler Sparrow?

There's a fancy sparrow that was earned by preordering The Dark Below expansion before a certain date (January something). I still see a lot of people riding it around, but I only recently picked up teh season pass for the DLC. Is there still some way I can unlock it, or was it exclusively avai...

destiny

GnomeSlice

tell him you need to take a shit

Wipqozn

8:16 PM

@GnomeSlice Really? huh, interesting

@GnomeSlice We each have our own bathrooms

GnomeSlice

tell him yours is broken

Arperum

@Wipqozn Pretty easy to explain.

Wipqozn

Well, he just heard me take a shit, so that won't work

Also I'm not going to come up with some silly excuse to get him out of the bathroom

Unionhawk

And now we did too

GnomeSlice

tell him to go to the fucking bank and pay his rent or you're gonna call the cops

Unionhawk

8:17 PM

Thanks a lot

Wipqozn

I'll just tell him "go get the rent"

originaluser

Tell him "either you get the rent or I get your kidneys"

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Except the cops part, and the swearing, that's what I plan to do.

GnomeSlice

maybe you need to curse at him

sounds like he's still trying to avoid it

get angry

shout at him

call him a child

make him go do it

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn doesn't seem like the kind of person who gets angry about things

GnomeSlice

8:18 PM

you shouldn't have to put up with that shit

Me neither, but sometimes it works

Unionhawk

In fact, I think you need to not get angry about things to maintain Canadian citizenship

Wipqozn

Shouting would probably just make things worse.

originaluser

Honestly it sounds like he might just be taking advantage of @Wipqozn being non-confrontational

Unionhawk

I'm pretty sure that's how it works

Wipqozn

@originaluser He might very well be

originaluser

8:20 PM

I don't know what the right solution is, but he's avoiding things and treating you very poorly

Wipqozn

I have been "confronting" him, I suppose, I just try to not do it too much.

originaluser

You have every right to be mad

Wipqozn

And try to do my best to maintain my calm when I do

confronting him more often is what I'm going to need to start doing

Sterno

I just read the wikipedia articles for Uwe Boll's two Rampage films

They sound awful.

Not in the sense of a "a bad movie", but "WTF would you do this?"

Wipqozn

I don't think losing my shit will help things, but it might. I find a calm head is usually the best course, though.

originaluser

8:20 PM

Have you spoken to the landlord, @Wipqozn?

Wipqozn

@originaluser I have

He's currently paid up, except or this month, but he's late again, of course.

originaluser

@Wipqozn I take it they're of no help due to the lease having both your names? Drat

Wipqozn

@originaluser If we get a notice to quit then my landlord said I'd have the option to take over th elease by myself, but I believe that would require me to pay the month he's missed.

originaluser

Yikes

so there's basically no incentive for him to pay

Sterno

Just slap your roommate about the head and neck until he starts acting like a grownup.

Wipqozn

8:22 PM

Also that's not even the law, just what she told me. the law is you have 2 weeks to bring your account to balance after getting a notice to quit

@Sterno Yes

Rapitor

@Unionhawk

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Yep

Apparently there's strategy to be had on the subreddits

Wipqozn

aka what she told me meaning she'd probably do that since it would be better for her to have a tenant for 3 months while she looks for someone to take over, then to just have no one for 3 motnhs

and by what she told me meaning she did tell me that

meaning,w ait, my sentences are so fucked up

Rapitor

Cartoi seems to be the hotspot right now, wherever that is.

Wipqozn

point is, I could take over the lease by myself if we got a notice to quit according to my landlord, but that's not how the law works, so it she could just be "no" if it happened.

Lazers 2.0

8:24 PM

0

Q: How do I undermine powers?

I want to work on claiming a system for my own power that is already owned by a different power. How do I remove that power? Specifically I am aligned with Arissa and want to take a system from Torval.

elite-dangerous

Wipqozn

OKay I'm going to go knock on his door

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Is it preparing 1?

Rapitor

dunno

Unionhawk

I think I know the system

There's one in preparing that has Aisling as the top contributor at last check

Wipqozn

B R B

"I know, I'm going to be leaving in a couple minutes"

WE SHALL SEE

Sterno

8:26 PM

Without running or driving over children, does he physically have enough time to do it?

Also, is he otherwise habitually late for things?

badp

@GnomeSlice it's not

Wipqozn

@Sterno Yes, he does.

He'll be cutting it close, but he could do it

@Sterno Yes

Sterno

People who are late are the worst.

badp

simply your shower mixes hot and cold water together and then suddenly you have a lot less cold water coming in the mixer

@Sterno *early

Wipqozn

A lot of the time when the gang gets together tohang out, we normally leave 15 minutes late

Sterno

8:27 PM

@badp They're also bad.

Wipqozn

or if we have people coming over he's normally just getting in the shower when people show up

badp

@Wipqozn so he's super fresh

Sterno

I hate jerkfaces who make me wait around for them because they can't get their shit together to be on time

Unionhawk

@badp OK splatoon

Sterno

"I'll meet you there at 3" doesn't mean "I'll leave the house at 3:05"

badp

8:28 PM

you should get turns showering throughout the time you have guests so you're as pleasant as humanly possible

Wipqozn

@Sterno It's really annoying. Everyone is late every now and again, but when it's a consistent thing, it's a fucking problem.

Like, get your shit together

Sterno

There was one guy a group of friends and I would meet for lunch once in a while. He'd always show up like 30 minutes late, so the rest of us were sitting there like jerks and effectively taking extra time off work due to the long lunch. One day we just ordered and ate at the time we all agreed, rather than waiting for him. When he got there, he was mad.

I do not understand how he can justify being mad.

Wipqozn

@Sterno that's because there's no way he can

fredley

@Sterno Because you did it different

Wipqozn

If I'm running late I'll pop a text message to someone, or give them a phone call.

Sterno

8:32 PM

That's good if you're an infrequent offender. If you're a habitual offender, it's worse.

Wipqozn

If we're meeting for lunch, and I know I'm going to be ~15 minutes, I'll just tell them "order this for me when you're ready". That's never actually happened though.

Sterno

Because if you've been sitting at the restaurant 20 minutes waiting, you might say "fuck it" and leave. But if you get a text that says "I'll be there in 20 minutes", now you have to stay.

Even though it'll really be 40 minutes, because people who are late are also prone to underestimate

Wipqozn

@Sterno That's true

The nice thing about chat is I can see exactly how long it's been since I told my room mate to get outof the tub

Unionhawk

Heh

Wipqozn

oh I think he's getting out

I think he's brushing his teeth. I hear the sink.

Unionhawk

8:35 PM

15 minutes is cutting it close at this poitn

Wipqozn

and he's shaving

@Unionhawk mhm

Unionhawk

Like, you could do it theoretically

Sterno

I didn't realize adults took baths, unless they were in a porno or a horror movie

3

Wipqozn

he's got 25 minutes

@Sterno He goes in the bath for hours

He brings his laptop and reads ebooks

I keep expecting to hear him yell one day because he dropped his laptop in the tub

Sterno

"Aww, shucks, I was going to pay rent but the bank was closed. Well, I'll do it Thursday"

Wipqozn

8:36 PM

@Sterno Yeah, I'm worried that's what will happen

If he does, I might actually lose my shit

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn Baths are questionable. Baths once the water is no longer hot are awful.

Wipqozn

if it happens,obviously I can't just be "reasonable guy" anymore.

oh he's out of the bathroom

@JasonBerkan He periodicly changes the water

I'll hear him get out of the tub, drain the water, and then refill it.

Oh he's zipping up a bag. I think he's actually doing it.

On the bright side, because of where thebank is in position to my bedroom, I can actually watch to see if he walks towards the direction of the bank.

GnomeSlice

Go with him

Be like yo lets get burgers

Wipqozn

Also, I'm going tell him when I ask him to get the rent paid "tomorrow", I mean "wake up early, and go to the bank", not "wait until the last possible minute to go to the bank"

This is assuming he even gets to the bank in time

He's putting on his shoes

HE just left

21 minutes.

Unionhawk

It'd be close at best

Wipqozn

8:40 PM

Yes

Unionhawk

And the bank may hate

Jason Berkan

Why does he need to get to the bank before closing? ATMs exist, no?

Unionhawk

Nope

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Yes, depending on your account, you may only be allowed to take out certain amounts via an ATM.

I'm not sure about now, but I used to only be able to take out $400 a day from an ATM, otherwise I needed to see a teller.

That might be different, now though.

That was a few years ago

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn That is true, though I believe my card has the same limit for ATMs and tellers.

I haven't checked it in awhile.

GnomeSlice

8:42 PM

I bet he gonna come back and say it was closed

Unionhawk

@JasonBerkan You'd probably just need a manager if you needed more for whatever reason

fredley

@Sterno baths are the best

Jason Berkan

Though I generally avoid ATMs for large sums due to the fact that carrying a big stack of $20s around is annoying.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I h onestly would not be surprised at all

fredley

Except when they cause surgical wounds to open because you had one too hot too soon.

Then they're not so hot.

Except they're too hot.

GnomeSlice

8:43 PM

Baths in a space

Sterno

@fredley cc @Unionhawk BALLS

Jason Berkan

Now I'm wondering if I could withdraw enough to pay rent from an ATM.

Wipqozn

To be honest I think he doesn't have the money again,and is either A) Putting off asking his mother for more for as long as possible or B) Hoping he somehow magically gets the money before the 15th, when we get a "pay the fucking rent" notice

Sterno

I hear being a gigolo pays

4

Jason Berkan

Though my landlord insists on post-dated cheques, so the question is mostly irrelevant.

Wipqozn

8:46 PM

@Sterno I should suggest that to him. If it results him paying the rent on time, then fantastic!

Unionhawk

How @GnomePhone responds to Game of Thrones

GnomeSlice

Speaking of money I need to bring in some pay stubs and see if I can get back Ye shit im owed, but my printer I guess was out of ink

Jason Berkan

I prefer @PhoneSlice.

Sterno

I was about to GIS "Canadian Gigolo" but then thought better of doing that on my work network.

GnomeSlice

Incognito

Jason Berkan

8:53 PM

@GnomeSlice You have some odd ideas of how the Internet works.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is the savefile from the regular Skyrim the same of the GOTY Edition?

I'm actually playing the regular TES: Skyrim on my Ps3, but i want to know if i could keep my save data if i buy the GOTY, more complete version.

skyrim ps3

GnomeSlice

Shhhh

fredley

@Sterno That's what your home network is for

Jason Berkan

Or a neighbours open wireless network.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Poopy Needs A Home.

badp

9:01 PM

Matt Lees Reviews The Witcher 3

►

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Forge 1.8 version java launcher missing

In the map Users>[User]>Appdata>Roaming>.minecraft>versions All of them (all versions, 1.8.3, 1.8.4, 1.8.5 etc.) have a 'JSON-file' and a 'Excutable Jar File'. So now I downloaded Forge, but that version (C:\Users[User]\AppData\Roaming.minecraft\versions\1.8-Forge11.14.2.1436) doesn't have a ...

minecraft minecraft-forge

originaluser

I don't know if it's confirmed but according to paypal the Steam sale is starting this week

June 11th

MadMAxJr

Take your wallet, throw it in a vault, and put the vault in another vault.

murgatroid99

I don't think the Steam sale will do much to be, because I already don't really want any games I haven't already bought

MBraedley

@MadMAxJr Won't help if Steam already has your payment info, like it does for me.

murgatroid99

9:10 PM

Except maybe a couple of games I was planning to buy anyway, and in that case a sale will just save me money

MadMAxJr

If Borderlands Pre-Sequel goes on sale for at least half off, I have to gift it to a few folks

MBraedley

MadMAxJr

Time to set my profile private and lock up inventory info before card traders hunt me.

MBraedley

This has basically been going for 24+ hours. It's going to take a while.

SaintWacko

@MadMAxJr If it does, ping me! I still need to get that

MadMAxJr

9:13 PM

Hiding from card traders, like normal people hiding during The Hunt in Bloodborne.

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Hopefully it finishes before your trial expires!

MBraedley

@SaintWacko I'll be purchasing, but I can afford to delay 2 weeks.

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What is this coolness rank?

When you are starting a game you see something that is called a coolness rank, I guess. Of course, I am way off the charts with my On Fire!, but I really want to know what it does, and more importantly, what can I do with it?

splatoon

0

Q: Minecraft - Add up teams scores

I am using the /scoreboard command. I have everything working, but I would like not only all the players indivisual scores on the sideboard, but also the two teams. I would like them to update constantly or if necissary about 1 times a second. There are two teams blue and red, and every time some...

minecraft minecraft-commands

Unionhawk

9:35 PM

If you guys like tabletop roleplay, Unforgotten Realms Live is Tabletop Simulator stuff that has, so far, been really, really funny

10/10, would recommend

Assuming you don't have a week-long watch later queue, and can afford to add like 8 hours of content posted over the course of a week.

MadMAxJr

Is it an awful product or something?

Unionhawk

Hmm?

confuse

MadMAxJr

Just curious what makes it funny.

Are you Buzzfeed? IS THIS CLICKBAIT?

Unionhawk

No

This is not clickbait

This is a thing that I legitimately recommend.

But as I said, it is lots of content

originaluser

10 weird products that will change the world. #6 will kill you.

MadMAxJr

9:43 PM

Wasn't aware you could send killer robots over HTTPS.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: My emulated game of Twilight Princess has a strange texture for water

I have tried playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, GameCube version, on the Dolphin emulator. My problem is that water has weird lines over it that look like this: However, when I swim, the water shows the correct way: My biggest problem is that when I go underwater, this happens(referr...

emulation zelda-twilight-princess

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr One day soon, when home fabricators become ubiquitous

Tim Stone

9:59 PM

I wasn't forceful enough in my previous tweet. You need to read this. OPM hack is bad. It's worse than you think. http://20committee.com/2015/06/08/hacking-as-offensive-counterintelligence/

Tweeted by SwiftOnSecurity on June 8, 2015 at 9:58 PM

My poor data :(

fredley

10:19 PM

Scientists successfully measure temperature of hell: -273.15ºC

Unionhawk

@fredley wut

MBraedley

@fredley Who would willingly install itunes on their computer just to listen to music on their Android phone?

fredley

@MBraedley No, they're releasing an Android App

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Which cases earn the most money?

In other words, Which cases have the highest opportunity for me to get an expensive skin or knife? Is it the operation cases? Weapon cases or the Tournament Cases?

counter-strike-go

MBraedley

@fredley Which will probably require itunes in order to work properly

fredley

10:23 PM

@MBraedley An iCloud account, yes

AFAIK you can iPhone these days without iTunes

I could be wrong on that

Frank

Uwe Boll throws a tantrum that gamers don't want him to make any more shitty video game moves

LessPop_MoreFizz

Ktash

@Frank oh my god this is so beautiful

There is no other way to describe this other than just a complete tantrum

Frank

@Ktash It's almost like he doesn't believe his movies are shit.

Ktash

The video summed up in one line "I couldn't get crowd-funded wah wah wah!"

I just... it's beautiful

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:33 PM

@Ktash do you want a puppy?

Frank

Today, I had my first one on one meeting with my boss. Sort of a mini-performance review.

And I found out that my future at the company is currently to be a fix monkey.

It would've been nice if someone had asked what I wanted to do prior to this.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: How to see if a mod is compatible with other mod(Minecraft)

Please tell me all the files I need to open,find and/or edit in order to check this.

minecraft mods

Arperum

@Lazers2.0 ...

Frank

@Arperum Yeah. There's a dupe, at least.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank on mobile so I can't star it, but that tantrum was magnificent

user15026

10:45 PM

@Frank Best. Tantrum. Ever.

GodEmperorDune

I don't know what the $600k movie was about people in the forest, but it was nice that he elevated his work to the level of avengers

Ktash

OMG there is a second part to the tantrum

user15026

@Ktash Man, what a baby

GodEmperorDune

so much racism and homophobia, does he not get how the Internet works?

djsmiley2k

my reaction when a mog tells me i can't take on an enemy : pbs.twimg.com/media/CHAzb3ZWgAA0Hm4.jpg:large

my reaction when a mog tells me i can't take on an enemy:

Don't stand a chance kupo? #PS4share http://t.co/nqy5BhDj98

Tweeted by djsmiley2k on June 8, 2015 at 10:46 PM

GodEmperorDune

10:54 PM

I really want to see these rants auto tuned...

Ktash

He's so bad. And so whiny

GodEmperorDune

His overall point seems to be that Hollywood is so focused on money that they don't make financially responsible decisions...

Ktash

@LessPop_MoreFizz Poor puppy. And I don't think that would work out well for me lol

djsmiley2k

Frank

So my girlfriend and I went to a dance event on Saturday.

RedRiderX

11:10 PM

Very nice

What type of dance?

Wipqozn

@Frank Still rocking the beard. Fantastic.

Frank

@RedRiderX Ballroom.

Wipqozn

I need to go shave mine, actually.

Frank

@Wipqozn But not the full on lumberjack beard.

Wipqozn

@Frank Yes, this is an improvement.

fredley

11:11 PM

I'm growing a magnificent tash at the moment

Wipqozn

Zeus damn it, I keep forgetting to rearrange my soldiers so mny shields are first.

I blame @fredley

Also @Fluttershy for some reason

user15026

@Frank Is that the dress you told me about?

user15026

Because it's super pretty

Frank

@AshleyNunn 'tis!

user15026

You both look very excellent.

Frank

11:14 PM

@AshleyNunn I was just sad that I couldn't dance much, because I managed to acquire a blister on Friday.

user15026

@Frank awww, boo :(

Frank

@AshleyNunn Indeed. But we still went and had lots of fun.

Because screw that blister, we're still going dancing.

user15026

I'm glad you had fun :)

Frank

@AshleyNunn I had been looking forward to it ever since I got her that dress.

user15026

@spugsley So I just loaded my tumblr, looks like your article is making the rounds again (three posts in a row)

GodEmperorDune

11:31 PM

@Frank my headcanon is again shattered

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Why, what did you think I looked like?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to request reinforcements

In Deadwalk: The Last War, how can I request reinforcements from my League? I know I can rally the league to attack a target, and they appear in the League->Reinforcements menu, but how do people get the option to defend in there? This is on the Android version, but I'm sure it's going to be the...