The Bridge

badp

9:06 PM

You may now issue the "No stopping us from flipping tables" sign.

Batophobia

Well now that's just ridiculous

Kevin van der Velden

No no, that's a stamp of approval

It's all official and stuff now

GodEmperorDune

clearly we need moar lines

Batophobia

Clearly, that picture needs to be made into ASCII and then flipped off it's table

Powerlord

9:21 PM

Almost going home time. Finally.

Lazers

0

Q: Need for speed Run freezing

Everytime i run need for speed run... It takes me to the game playing screen and after 5 minutes it just freezes It still does not work after that. I have tried installing the game by disabling audio driver but no luck. And i have core i3 quad core 1.3 Ati raedon 4350 Hd.

need-for-speed-world

fredley

┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)

badp

You may no longer issue the "You may now issue the "No stopping us from flipping tables" sign" sign.

fredley

@badp Please do not don't not not flip tables

GodEmperorDune

@GodEmperorDune so much recursion

badp

9:34 PM

Warning: signs.

Signs will continue until morale improves.

fredley

signs cause morale to unimprove

I wonder if @badp is as drunk as I am

badp

Morale must be lower than this while signs continue.

GnomeSlice

What is to opposite of to improve I wonder

Am I kust having a brain fart or is that not a thing

fredley

disprove

StrixVaria

I like when @badp opens paint.

badp

9:38 PM

@GnomeSlice In the context of jokes: to continue them for twenty minutes after they've stopped being funny.

Also... worsen?

GnomeSlice

Disprove means something else entirely

It's the opposite of prove as in proof

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice to @badp

fredley

If you keep digging down, eventually you'll go right through to Australia

GnomeSlice

Yeah worsen I guess

GodEmperorDune

opposite of improve is to flounder, as in "flounders collapse in history"

badp

9:39 PM

Danger: mspaint

GodEmperorDune

@badp y u do dis

GnomeSlice

I just did something I've never done before

Batophobia

At what stage is this considered modabuse?

badp

@GnomeSlice Agree with me?

GnomeSlice

I went an bought a pair d headphones without looking them up or trying them first

GodEmperorDune

9:41 PM

where is the joke?

GnomeSlice

They're just like $20 fillers but I remembers having decent shitty Sonys in the past and these are surprisingly good

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice how did the d get over there? =p

badp

Caution: US-style signs are a thing that exists.

GnomeSlice

Can you stop with the images it's fucking up my chat

badp

Trent Hawkins

9:42 PM

@badp is the Stinky Wizzleteats of improving morale through signs.

badp

You may no longer post US-style signs

GnomeSlice

Stop

Batophobia

Can we get a "No @badp" sign?

GnomeSlice

And no that doesnt mean so a stop sign next

Do

badp

@Batophobia you wouldn't need me to do that

Batophobia

9:43 PM

and maybe add -signs to teh room

GnomeSlice

Why are you doing this

badp

@GnomeSlice because as this sign says you have to post the previous sign

Batophobia

@badp Given that I'm lazy and you are on a sign-making spree, this is the path of least resistance

GnomeSlice

How do you ignore mods on mobile

badp

@GnomeSlice I warned you there would be signs.

Batophobia

9:45 PM

Maybe if we give it bacon it'll go away

GnomeSlice

I don't get it

user15026

Tap their name, that will take you to their profile where you can get to the ignore bits

GnomeSlice

Okay these headphones are not that comfortable but for $24 they sound pretty diaper

Dope omg

badp

I HOPE YOU LIKED THE AWKWARD SILENCE.

GnomeSlice

It was awkward?

Whatever post your signs

I don't really care that much, sorry

badp

9:54 PM

Signs were so ten minutes ago

GnomeSlice

Are you high

badp

no. I have about one hour and a half of free time a day during workdays and I decided to invest some of it on being silly here.

GnomeSlice

Makes sense

Grace Note

...I turn away and suddenly even more signs

GnomeSlice

All the signs

Grace Note

9:55 PM

Okay, let me see how this line of progress goes.

GnomeSlice

I ducking love kartmaze omg

Grace Note

I see, I see

GnomeSlice

I love short shorts weather

badp

@GnomeSlice I'm kinda worried about it actually.

If it's shorts weather now, what will it be in a couple of months?

I'm just really happy we do not have to wear suits.

I can deal with pants, but not suits.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice it's -6C and barely snowing here, what are you talking about

badp

10:09 PM

@Chippies It's been early summer weather the last couple of days here.

So... I suppose you're experiencing the same :P

Chippies

@badp is -6C and snow an early summer weather in Italy as well? Because that's the early summer weather here

badp

@Chippies No, that would be deep winter. But I'm not where you are.

That was, indeed, the joke.

Chippies

a better joke would've been that I - Chippies (chips) am in the freezer

but you missed the chance

too late

inb4

badp

nah

my freezer whines as soon as it goes above -12.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP in the middle of the night. Slam door. Press OK. Go back to sleep.

Chippies

it's always difficult to tell what people mean by "above" or "below" when they are talking about negative temperatures

badp

10:13 PM

so -6 just ain't there.

Chippies

above in the absolute number or above in temperature?

@badp you have a weird fridge, time to get a new one

badp

@Chippies manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/…

"my freezer whines as soon as it goes above -12" means it starts beeping at -11 and up.

Chippies

@badp the problem is that people use both above and below for both colder and warmer, so it's not that I don't understand what the words mean, it's more that I don't know if you know what the words mean and are using them correctly

badp

Chippies

I mean, I assumed you would use it properly, but there's always a chance that you may not

badp

10:18 PM

I hope you are not too disappointed that I didn't draw the 2's brit style.

Chippies

@badp with one of those feet thingies?

GodEmperorDune

@badp what kind of scale is that?

badp

I believe that's how they draw it.

@GodEmperorDune The Meucci-Edison-Oliver-Wipqozn scale.

Chippies

@badp I don't think I've seen anyone past grade 2 draw 2 like that

GnomeSlice

I do

badp

10:20 PM

/cc @fredley

GnomeSlice

But I have dysgraphia

5 hours ago, by GnomeSlice

Flounders collapse in history

the fuck is this

When did I say that

2

Chippies

In my head, GnomeSlice gets really high and then goes on adventures, describing them to us as things happen

GnomeSlice

I have no idea what that message means

@Chippies I'm not that cool.

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice TIL that @gnomephone is taking control of @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice

I have been losing stretches of time lately

GodEmperorDune

10:25 PM

@GnomeSlice in all seriousness, that is usually not a good sign

GnomeSlice

I was kidding

GodEmperorDune

inb4 @badp with examples of "good signs"

@GnomeSlice oh no, @gnomephone has learned to type properly, to throw us off the track!

badp

This is what @GnomeSlice's mobile keyboard probably looks like.

GodEmperorDune

@badp the dice is a nice touch

badp

it replaces the backspace.

Grace Note

10:39 PM

@badp See now I'm inspired to look at his writenings and see what a "letter cloud" would look like for it.

badp

@GraceNote I'm sorry. It keeps happening.

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

badp

My horn scaffolding is not quite what it could be

VALVE PLEASE ADD HATS

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley ಠ_ಠ

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune I'll flip tables if I want to flip tables!

GodEmperorDune

10:54 PM

@MBraedley ┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley ┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley ┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)

MBraedley

I'd continue flipping that, but I have other things to do.

GodEmperorDune

10:56 PM

i declare victory

MBraedley

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Serverfrog

@MBraedley according to this image, he calmd everything

GodEmperorDune

@Serverfrog thank you moneo

┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)

Yuuki

Serverfrog

@GodEmperorDune whohooo Idaho River im coming :3

Lazers

11:10 PM

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Q: What was New World Computing's "Hall of Heroes"?

After finishing Anvil of Dawn, a message appears that congratulates the player and shows the achieved game score. They invite you to send your game score to this address: Hall of Heroes New World Computing PO Box 4302 Hollywood CA 90078 As there is no New World Computing anymore (wel...

anvil-of-dawn

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Q: Why Is My NPCS on Terraria Moble Not Moving Back In My Tree Home?

I killed all my NPCS (Including Goblin tinkerer) and after a while I don't get any message saying "(Person Name) Would like to settle down " The only NPCS that move back in my tree home is: Nurse, Arms Dealer, Guide , And Merchant But nobody else moves back in Please Help! It's been 1 Day Now! (...

terraria-mobile

0

Q: Is Nihl Xander a requirement to repair the Dreambuilder?

I have ... agitated Nihl Xander to a point that he refuses to help repair the Dreambuilder. Apologizing does not help, so I am wondering: Do I need his help to repair the Dreambuilder or is this quest now failed?

planescape-torment

Frank

11:55 PM

Ice cream clicker is broken.

Won't let me spend my cash.

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