The Bridge

@LessPop_MoreFizz what the hell.

There are no words here.

@Unionhawk Other than the classic "what the actual f--k".

3:17 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz wat

Anyone here getting the new Moto X?

> Boasts the press release, "Knotfest has its own aroma that will infest your brain, body and clothes for days after the festival is over."

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'd expect nothing else from a guy dressed like the creepiest clown possible

@fredley and the even more confusing part is that is appealing to "metalheads"

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley the short answer is probably 'Meth.'

3:20 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I watched that Louis Theroux documentary about Meth. It was horrifying.

@Rapitor As a person currently wearing a metallica t-shirt: This does not appeal to me in any way.

@Rapitor Or so they say. I like metal, and that would keep me the hell away

Arperum

@Rapitor I am most definitely not appealed. And I am a metalhead.

golfclap

MYTH BUSTED

3:21 PM

3 out of 3 metal heads agree: Camel poop is not a good thing.

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Should you wish to get really upset and depressed, watch this

Nov 13 '13 at 19:35, by Yuki

Martin Sojka

@KevinvanderVelden It's pretty damn useful though ... when you have no wood.

preemptive nope

@MartinSojka this is true

3:22 PM

> "We did the camel dung on the first Knotfest. It was awesome; it was beautiful," Slipknot percussionist Shawn "Clown" Crahan tells Rolling Stone. "[Fans] came into the museum and they had to be hit with camel shit. A very distinct smell. You can't huff it, but it's got this smell. And it's not necessarily the most comfortable thing, but its not necessarily the worst thing, it's just remembering thoughts — it's gonna be a reoccurring thing."

@StrixVaria Note to self: Avoid anything to do with Slipknot

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@Unionhawk best gif ever

Also, I finished setting up my desk

@SaintWacko How do you close the drawer?

Nice

@SaintWacko Yep.

Never go to their concerts. Got it.

@fredley you... take out the joystick?

3:23 PM

@fredley There is no point in time where you don't need immediate access to the joystick.

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@fredley The joystick goes down in the cabinet below it

Oh derp, the wire goes through it

Today's 2 minutes hate

You can't even see the cable running down there when it's closed

3:32 PM

Also, for others that are playing Hyrule Warriors. They actually brought back Navi.

Along with his "modern" version, Proxi.

Lazers

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Q: Best build for pure caster

I'm fairly new to DS2, im just wondering what stats/gear I should aim towards, I want my character to be a pure caster so, sorcereys, hexes, pyromancies, miracles, and maybe abit of bows or crossbows for those hard to reach enemys, current character is rocking melee gear, sword shield sorta thing...

TOO MANY PICTURES

Navi was a boy?

@origamirob Pictures of urmom.

Tim Stone

@fredley Ahh...people wanted to free Jony Ive from that white room, but they failed to realize he was in there because his obsession with protecting mundane details of the UI borders on criminal insanity.

@Frank So it's Navi by Proxi?

3:43 PM

@TimStone Yep.

But he even has that whole, "Hey, listen!" thing going.

@Frank CAN'T TELL THEM APART BECAUSE HE IS A FAIRY RACIST

@OrigamiRobot I don't need to! They both do it.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE BOTH NAVI

SO RUDE

Why do you hates Fairies @Frank? They're just trying to help.

Proxi isn't Navi. Navi does appear in Hyrule Warriors, but she isn't Link's partner

3:48 PM

@Wipqozn I don't hate fairies. They're useful, so long as they don't continually bombard me with, "Hey, listen!"

Koviko

FREEDOM

Hey, listen!

Hey!

@Frank WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN

How is Hyrule Warriors? I've heard really mixed things.

Listen!

@Fluttershy Do you like Dynasty Warriors?

3:50 PM

@Fluttershy Do you like hitting a few buttons repeatedly and killing thousands of enemies?

@OrigamiRobot Oh buuuuurrrrnnnn

@Fluttershy That reminds me, I've been meaning to blame you for making me want to buy Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor.

@fredley And that's why walled gardens are a bad idea, for both consumers and developers.

@Wipqozn DOIT

@OrigamiRobot No. I refuse. For now.

YOU MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO GET IT FOR $37.50 ON GMG

3:52 PM

I will buy it, but not soon. Probably. Going to wait abit. Probably.

@Wipqozn you should then tell us how it is, I'm on the ropes about it

@OrigamiRobot How much is it normally? $50?

YES

@Rapitor The thing that made me really want it was the nemesis system, whcih sounds really interesting.

It's supposedly similiar to Assassins Creed and Batman combat wise.

@Frank Screw Apple

3:54 PM

@Wipqozn That's what I'm interested in too, but I'm not sure how deep it actually goes, or how expansive the game is. There hasn't been much talk about side-quests, customization, additional weapons, etc

@fredley To be fair, going the opposite direction has it's own problems, with all the rampant cloning and whatnot that happens.

But, yes. Apple can die in a fire.

Q: Can I use the D-Pad to move around?

@Rapitor There is a skill system.

Lazers

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I've been considering getting Super Smash Bros. for 3DS, but using the Slide Pad for movement has proven extremely inconvenient in the demo. Unfortunately, the demo did not allow for configuration and I couldn't find any definite answers online, nor did the salespeople know whom I asked. In cas...

super-smash-bros-4-3ds

@badp Actual time to read that policy: 0 minutes. Actual national opportunity cost of reading privacy policies. $0.

@Sterno Actual capability to screw you over due to lack of diligence: Infinite.

Not that I read privacy policies, either.

3:57 PM

@Frank Actual people being screwed over due to lack of diligence: 0

Those and EULAs are filled with so much lawyerese that it makes rough reading.

@Sterno Or, y'know, whenever they get hacked.

I'm hack-proof.

He has a hack-proof shield.

Because invariably, there's a clause in there that says they're not liable for whatever happens with the information you give them.

> The player will have the option to level up the abilities of Talion both as a ranger and as a Wraith through two distinct skill trees.[5] Ranger abilities allow Talion to move silently through environments without attracting attention, while Wraith abilities will allow him to impose his will on enemies, and have them gather information for him, spread tales of Talion among enemies to decrease their morale, or assassinate their leaders.

4:00 PM

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN QUOTING?

@Sterno Shadow of Morder, duh.

@Sterno I'm assuming Shadow of Mordor?

Keep up, @Sternold!

Aaaand Frank'd.

I'm so going to be wrong now.

4:01 PM

I keep thinking that game is an MMO for some reason

I'm totally assuming it's Shadow of Mordor.

@Frank THROW PHONE IN FIRE. CANCEL INTERNET PLAN. CANCEL ELECTRICITY. STOP PAYING TAX. LIVE IN CAVE.

@fredley BEST SOLUTION!

vinod

Can I upload a file without using browsing of file in upload? I have path of the file on local server like c:/image/abc.jpg and want to upload on the server. Is it possible by any code or trick that I can upload file on server if I have specific path?

Powerlord

@Frank WATCH OUT!

4:03 PM

@vinod You sure you have the right room?

@Wipqozn yeah, but what is that? passives? additional animations? a combo system? I'm interested in new weapons mostly. very rarely in RPGs to I run with a sword...

@Frank PLAY GAMES IN HEAD. BEST GRAPHICS.

Is Shadow or Mordor a cool thing I should care about?

@Sterno From what I've heard so far

vinod

I asked everywhere same question but till now not gating any clue or solution what can I do @Frank

4:04 PM

@fredley PLAY MMO CALLED REAL LIFE. BEST IMMERSION.

@Frank PLAY FATHER.IO, REASONABLE IMMERSION VIA 4" RECTANGLE.

@Frank Terrible story, repetitive quests, no respawning

@Batophobia Life is a roguelike

@fredley YOU'RE A ROGUELIKE

@vinod Did you ask on SO? I know the SO chatrooms don't respond well to people just popping in and asking questions that should be asked on the site.

4:05 PM

@Unionhawk YOUR MOTHER LIKES ROGUES

@fredley WELL I NEVER

@Batophobia HAVE TO HOLD DOWN JOB TO SUPPORT LIFE. WORST GAMEPLAY EVER.

@vinod As Frank said, this is a gaming room. However, the answer is no, as that is a massive security risk. Browsers don't allow it.

(i.e. Upload "c:\My Documents\Passwords.xlsx")

@fredley PS4 has this

Eugene

Evening

Does anyone know how to create a clan and not a community in Diablo 3 RoS?

Or are they one and the same?

4:12 PM

@Eugene I don't believe there's a difference.

Eugene

Looks like there is

us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/12891941/…

Or was.

It is hard to tell.

Oh. So there is.

> Creating a Clan:
To create a Clan, you will need to provide a Clan Tag (note: this tag will display next to each member's name in-game), a full name for the Clan, and then select a language.

LessPop_MoreFizz

10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects Tue, ready to be released on National Day on Wed http://t.co/HitEpLMv8o

Tweeted by PDChina on September 30, 2014 at 2:48 PM

Thank you Chinese government.

Eugene

@Frank it seems so, but I can't find anything regarding it in game

@Rapitor I'm not sure. Total Biscuit made WTF is..? video on it. I don't know much about it aside from the nemesis system, which sounds really awesome.

@Sterno You should probably buy it and not play it.

MBraedley

4:16 PM

@fredley If it weren't for the cost of buying a bunch of apps again on a different platform, I'd abandon my iPad for an Android tablet in an instant. Simple features that make life on iOS more difficult than it needs to be have been present on Android forever, and the fact that Apple isn't allowing developers to add those features, or features that are similar just makes it more frustrating.

I blame @OrigamiRobot, @Fluttershy, and @Wipqozn for making me buy Shadow of Mordor. So if I'm not impressed it's your fault.

@OrigamiRobot: Btw, steam Marines is a squad based Roguelike that allows you to name your squad. I know you like playing games where you can name people after bridge people.

@Wipqozn But for which system?

@Sterno All of them.

@Unionhawk I like the way you think.

4:19 PM

@Sterno Did you wind up buying a WiiU so you could not play MH3U even harder?

@Wipqozn Nope. The WiiU is for lame people who are lame.

@Sterno So why don't you own one?

I'm at least glad for nintendo's sake that the "release mario kart and smash and everything will work out" thing worked.

@Wipqozn I'm going to need to some aloe to treat that wicked burn.

@Sterno Damn straight, 19th century composer shades

AAAAWWWW YEAH, BLAST FROM THE PAST

4:22 PM

So Shadow of Mordor is a 33 GB download.

@Wipqozn Sorry. No tortoise shades without a tortoise gravatar.

@Sterno Oh, right. I forgot I'm no a Tortoise anymore.

@RonanForman Make me an image for 19th century composer shades. kthxbai.

Powerlord

@Wipqozn Sloth?

BRING BACK THE TORTOISE

@Powerlord No, I'm Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov now.

He's a 19th century Russian composer who is super rad.

@fredley I refuse on the grounds that I want you all to be miserable.

4:28 PM

Oh man, I missed all the replies.

@Frank Never played a Dynasty Warriors. I did play N3 and hated it though.

@Fluttershy N3?

@Rapitor Killing all the things can be fun, sometimes.

@Fluttershy You're so popular.

@Wipqozn I would so mod abuse you if the mod abuse tool wasn't broken

@Wipqozn Get Shadow of Mordor.

@Feank Ninety-Nine Knights. Nights? I dunno. It was a 360 game.

4:32 PM

Get the worst of literally all the worlds

@fredley That might be something you shouldn't mention in a room full of mischief makers.

@fredley but will it bend?

MODS ARE DISARMED, NOW'S OUR CHANCE

(inb4 gets kicked)

I would like to remind Bridge residents that all mod abuse is performed with a single tool.

It is a red button titled 'Mod abuse'

4:35 PM

@Fluttershy well that's basically the game. with zelda characters and stuff. It's a fun game. Even if you don't like Dynasty Warriors there is still some enjoyment to be had.

@fredley It reads your mind and knows what to do, I take it?

@Rapitor There's a decent amount of progression and upgrades. If you're looking for a fantastic story, this isn't it. This is you taking Zelda characters and murdering all comers.

@fredley Is it next to the "Ban @GnomeSlice" button?

@fredley Why would you delete that?

Also, do we have a Arqade Steam store page yet?

4:38 PM

@Sterno You mean curator?

Obviously

I'll likely wait for a price drop on Hyrule Warriors.

Which will be what, nine years from now?

@Fluttershy Good idea.

It's priced higher than other AAA games right now.

$65, instead of the standard $60.

Bonjour.

It's priced way too high for a damn Wii U game, that's for sure.

4:39 PM

@Frank It detects all guilty persons, discards the data, and bans everyone.

It removes Wipqozn as room owner

Feeds

fredley has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

@fredley You shouldn't have to click a button for that.

Knowing @fredley, that button is probably real, and that's probably its actual function.

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@Unionhawk I hope it's real.

4:41 PM

I'd be honoured to know @fredley made a script all about me.

pillsbury.com/everyday-eats/pizza/…

...

Powerlord

@fredley Damn it, stop posting that right as I'm going to go get lunch

Feeds

Sterno has added Wipqozn to the list of this room's owners.

fredley has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

4:43 PM

@fredley Too much dough.

@Powerlord yay, I'm a room ow- zeus damn it.

@fredley The pizza is real

My work is buying me lunch today.

And tomorrow, we get our promised wings food truck.

@Frank Nice, I'd order a good T-bone or Porterhouse :)

4:45 PM

@RPiAwesomeness There's only a small list to choose from.

@Frank lol, I figured

@Sterno Your chat needs more mods

@fredley Maybe

Watching Newegg's How to Build a PC vid, 2014 edition

Primarily, it needs to be light on dark

4:46 PM

I can't do dark chat. Mainly because I'm used to default chat.

I haz dark chat:

Though I can only do dark twitch

So I don't know

I don't know what to actually hook into to make that button work.

@RPiAwesomeness Nates?

4:48 PM

@Wipqozn ??

@Sterno $('element that is the add-as-owner button').click();

There is a disappointing lack of Impact in these screenshots.

Put some logic to check the text is add not remove

Actually, you're gonna need to click Wipqozn first

The menu is loaded dynamically

@Batophobia "Help"

4:50 PM

@fredley Yeah, that's the problem

$('.wipqozn').click();

If I have to click twice, I'm not saving anything

@Sterno You're saving one click

@RPiAwesomeness I'm looking at your bookmarks.

@Wipqozn GASP! STALKER!

:)

Tis a Friend's name

4:51 PM

@RPiAwesomeness Whenever someone posts a screenshot of their browser they will be judged based on their tabs and bookmarks.

click wipqozn, click add owner + actual working things

Was looking into building a PC for him

@Wipqozn EEek!

BTW, these aren't my own bookmarks

It's true

4:51 PM

:)

The solution is to just open 400 random tabs whenever you post a screenshot

@Batophobia that's no help at all.

Most "Help" is no help at all

@Sterno You are saving finding his damn changing avatar in the room list.

@RPiAwesomeness Kent District Library?

4:53 PM

@fredley Yep, that button is real confirmed.

@fredley Oui?

@JasonBerkan What I'm getting from this is that I should change my gravatar more frequently.

@Wipqozn If you want me to program an "Ownerify @Wipqozn" button, then yes.

@fredley Why doth you ask?

$("#present-users .user-12152").click() (and variations with subelements thereof) isn't make the menu pop up

4:55 PM

@RPiAwesomeness It's a game of guess the bookmarks

@fredley Ah :)

@JasonBerkan No need. I'll just make a script that shows his gravatar as Wipqozalot

Next up: us.mg205.mail.yahoo.com?

How'd you guess that? Live near there?

No, maybe not

@RPiAwesomeness No

4:56 PM

@Sterno But then you ant get to experience all my wonderful gravatars.

Tell me there's already a "You'll use this damn gravatar and like it" script out there so I don't need to write one

@fredley Close, but not perfect

@RPiAwesomeness hmmm

@fredley What about you?

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So much better