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12:35 AM
[Trump walks out to deliver the 2018 SOTU] "The state of the union is... lololol we sure triggered those libs amirite"
 
1:10 AM
programming in a nutshell
 
This is the value of unit tests
 
1:25 AM
does anyone know a website which is wider than 929px so it creates a scrollbar?
 
I hope not
 
urface is wider than 929px
 
@GodEmperorDune in my screen current resolution it is. if i reduce it then it wont
 
I don't get python.
2017-06-02 01:33:49: tradeability = :white_check_mark:
2017-06-02 01:33:49: countryflag = :flag_us:
2017-06-02 01:33:49: Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "avebot.py", line 268, in on_message
    "Tradeable (on robinhood): " + str(tradeability) + ", " + str(countryflag))
TypeError: Can't convert 'NoneType' object to str implicitly
same variables are accessible only a couple lines above, but the moment it tries to use them in that line, it breaks
and it only breaks for bankrupt companies' stocks.
 
@Avery One of those objects may have a custom __str__, but in some circumstances it doesn't return anything
 
1:37 AM
none of them do.
 
@Avery not a scoping problem is there?
 
don't yell at the messy string generation.
(aka no, not a scoping problem)
oh
I think I know.
 
@Avery are you sure instrumentj["tradeable"] actually exists in that context?you can't so something like PHP's isset()
 
It does.
The reason it's yelling at countryflag is because something else in that string generation doesn't exist probably
oh, this doesn't have extended hour prices.
 
@Avery so then use of something like isset()
 
1:45 AM
already used it earlier in code
apparently I was setting proper price in a variable using tertiary if but forgot to use it in text. ugh.
 
oooh whats thgis
i just finished submitting my stock market and trader simulator project
 
@Aequitas just some of the bots I develop for use on twitch.tv/stockstream
apparently other stock market discords are liking the bot too so it might see some increase in use, which is good
 
https://t.co/3fphREJAtA
Danger: this is literally the stupidest thing I have ever read
Enter at your own risk
 
dafuq
 
@GodEmperorDune why do you think I indicated this as danger and not just content warning
 
1:57 AM
@Avery what is this? you stream yourself trading?
oh its an audience game?
 
@Aequitas 1) not me, but twitch users. I'm not the dev/investor though, I'm just a mere mod. 2) read businessinsider.com/…
 
@Aequitas nah a rich amazon guy is letting twitch pick his stocks
 
like if it was that Pokemon playthough
you know, where the chat was the controller
 
thats so cool
 
@Memor-X confirmed
 
2:00 AM
Wait you can ban wrenches?
 
seriously though there is a thing as having too much money and this is a clear sign you're there
 
TIL
 
@Unionhawk nope
 
Wat
So twitch is just an idiot
 
it just fails to ban. Not like I tried baka.
 
2:01 AM
Because it hides it for mods and broadcaster
 
using BTTV hides ban button on people I can't ban, one of which is staff.
No, it doesn't.
 
You're just used to using bttv.
 
wait, wtf, he buys only one share? does he not have to pay brokerage?
 
Well bttv is the essential twitch experience
 
2:01 AM
@Aequitas nope. We use Robinhood which is free of charge.
 
To be fair
Because twitch is an idiot
 
@Unionhawk oh btw, I got my avatar in bttv (and discord) today \o/ (or rather, application was sent)
 
@Avery WHAT!?!?!?
please tell me its not nasdaq only or something
 
AFAIK there's no options on RH though, just buy and sell.
It's not nasdaq only.
 
@Avery well if you're looking for channel emotes HYPERLUL is the best of them all
 
2:03 AM
fk me,
 
already have that
 
and here i am being an idiot having paid hundreds of dollars in brokerage alone
 
@Aequitas Except we keep buying and selling SEB to make the guy go (or not go) bankrupt.
 
@Avery oh well then
That means you already have the entire suite of best emotes that are free
 
yup
 
2:04 AM
@Aequitas yep, rekt
 
@Avery uh okay
 
BUT FOR JUST 24.99 YOU COULD HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO GOD TIER EMOTES FROM VARIETY STREAMER MOON MOON UNDERSCORE OH DOUBLE-U
 
user15026
@Unionhawk I am just going to tell myself that's a troll and that no one actually believes that
 
@Unionhawk There's no way it can be more stupid than... well f--k.
 
@Unionhawk oh god, it's not even the whole thing. I only read the cut-out version apparently, clicking on it reveals more horrors.
 
2:06 AM
@GodEmperorDune "there are 60k people ahead of you" fml lel
 
@Aequitas hmm
 
@Ash there are a lot of dumb people on the internet though
 
You can try a ref link, owned by dev of stream. He apparently capped referral bonuses so /shrug
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune That's what terrifies me
 
@Avery is it america only? when it comes to address it lets me pick state but no country
 
2:09 AM
yeah, US only
 
:(
 
indeed
 
but the australian flag at the bottom?
 
that, I'm not sure
 
oh thats what i signed up for
its not out in aus
 
2:11 AM
ah, I see
 
so i signed up for early access
righteo
 
get rekt down under m8
 
hope it opens up in aus soon :)
 
any idea how it works though? like why can they provide trading with no brokerage
where's their money come from
 
I think that I've read that they saw that the brokerage costs were actually so low that they could be ignored altogether, so they did that
yeah, story on robinhood.com/careers
 
2:15 AM
@Avery yeah it costs brokers nothing to place the orders, but they have to make money somehow? otherwise they're losing money on server costs and development and whatnot
 
Their money comes from interest income
 
that, and robinhood gold
which allows afterhour trading
 
And 2x buying power which ?
 
hm?
 
user15026
Okay this is probably only funny to me and @Fluttershy but still:
 
user15026
2:24 AM
Wrong handle. Again, here's the first mention of "Letterkenny" in the Ontario legislature, so far as I can tell.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/869259375298441217
 
user15026
There we go.
 
@Avery idk that was a thing I saw on their page
 
Maybe
I am not that familiar with RH
Nkt available here ofc
(goes to sleep)
 
3:06 AM
The most interesting thing I find about Trump backing out of the Paris agreement is that his justification was that the US needs to negotiate a better deal, one with better terms for the US.
The Paris agreement is voluntary and not binding. IIRC, you can change your own terms without leaving the agreement.
 
user15026
Well, Nicaragua didn't sign because they don't think it does enough: slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/06/01/…
 
The explanation for this is literally just analyze him as a celebrity not a politician and it all makes sense
 
user15026
but like...what does he want when he says better terms?
 
He doesn't know. But hey we're all talking about it #ratings
That's literally the only explanation for any of this nonsense
BUT HEY HE KEPT A PROMISE SO THATS A GOOD THING 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
 
@Ash clearly he can do a better job negotiating than that kenyan muslim
and if not, it's the dmeocrats fault
 
3:16 AM
He's already worked against the agreement
 
So like, fuck him already on top of him leaving this symbolic gentlemen's agreement which might as well have been made void once a non-gentleman became POTUS
 
his whole "undo everything obama did no matter what it was" streak demonstrates that
 
Because Donald Trump is an existential threat to the planet before he made his stupid fucking reality show announcement that he was giving his rose to Pittsburgh and not Paris except Pittsburgh voters wanted to stay in the Accord bad example but you get the idea
 
alex jones is the only one who can convince him otherwise
 
3:19 AM
BUT HEY IVANKA IS A MODERATING INFLUENCE OR WHATEVER SO WE SHOULD GIVE HER CREDIT FOR THIS SOMEHOW
God fucking dammit everything is terrible but at least this probably doesn't actually matter
And you can thank the R Congress in 2015 for it not mattering
Fuck those guys, fuck the current R Congress, and fuck the president of the United States
 
fuck the kochs, fuck ailes, fuck everyone who makes money off keeping the electorate stupid and distrustful of experts
 
But most importantly fuck Roger Ailes the irreperal damage he has done to this country is unforgivable
Fuck that guy in particular
I could go on for a long time
And I'm considering it
Because fuck, fuck, FUCK
Afdifmronewlfnriwndvfom
 
3:39 AM
fuck everything that's not covfefe
 
fuck everything that is covfefe
(for those of you doing the math, {things that are not covfefe} U {things that are covfefe}={all things})
 
covfefe is the last pure thing
i think i'll name my next child covfefe
 
No
Did you not see my "meanwhile on T_D" earlier they think it's some inspiring and totally intentional arabic word
And not some idiot typo with no meaning
Even though idiot typo with no meaning is the only explanation
 
it was when trump was replaced with a russian doppelganger
the covfefe was a warning
 
And fuck you Sean Spicer for trying to make your boss look like less of an idiot with your "it totally means something*
@GodEmperorDune ok Louise Mensch
 
3:44 AM
and also half of twitter called that spicer would play it like that
 
Well yeah that's because he's a predictable minion of the president
It's not that hard
 
@Unionhawk the constitutional court has sent judge dread to deliver the subpoenas
 
"I bet spicey will make some nonsense statement defending nonsense statement by the president" isn't exactly a bold prediction
 
wooo 10k tools!
 
That's​ literally his only job
 
3:47 AM
@Unionhawk more like "spicey will say it was totally intentional and trump knows what it means"
 
Unless he moonlights as a white House gardener then idk
Point is ASDHJOBKLYDKYDMYDMYDDUTSTJDYJDYJDYJEJTETJYXYXIFIRJWWWUCU
Leaving myself an anchor here just in case, flaggers h*ck off
 
what's behind that *? o.o
 
@KazWolfe covfefe
 
@GodEmperorDune yes please. Two cream, one sugar.
 
0
Q: Does barrier damage count towards Orisa's "Overclocked" achievement?

Steven VascellaroThe description for Overwatch's 'Overclocked' is "Amplify 900 damage with a single use of Orisa's Supercharger in Quick or Competitive Play" Does damage dealt to barriers count towards this achievement? For example, if I used Orisa's Supercharger and my team dealt 900 damage to Reinhardt's Barri...

 
4:19 AM
The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.
4
Today's XKCD has an important life lesson
 
@TimStone was about to post that myself
 
@TimStone hue
 
remember: pie charts are the best thing ever to mislead people
 
user15026
@TimStone This delights me
 
@TimStone love that alt text
 
4:21 AM
Yes, lol
 
why are we making fun of florida? at least they put in the extra effort to search for SEX PORN rather than just PORN
 
@Memor-X Because making fun of Florida is fun.
 
how bad does a decision have to be to inspire the CEO of Goldman Sachs to figure out how to twete his first twete j… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/870496844194787328
^ that is still hilarious, because really
"Alright I know that chowderhead is on Twitter, even after hiring half the office he's still going to blow this, how do I use this thing?"
 
@Memor-X i was unaware that there was a non-sex porn
 
@GodEmperorDune Foodporn
 
4:36 AM
@GodEmperorDune ^ and natureporn, techporn
 
0
Q: Does darkness affect my stealth?

BenBasically the game mechanics focus on movement speed, and Line of Sight as the primary factors when dealing with stealth. However, does darkness have an effect on this as well? E.g., if I raid a Bandit Camp at night, will I be able to slip by the guards more easily?

0
Q: There are some way/hack to supress some unit quote?

Click OkI want supress some unit quotes. There are so many reasons, by example: Some are simply inapropriated... Some are funny, then boring when you listen by the 87th time etc.. So I want supress (or replace with another existing?). Sadly on the game, I can only disable ALL voices, what hurts the g...

 
https://t.co/83mkhtS9cu
Ahahahaha
Oh Nintendo
 
user15026
What is that thing?
 
The Switch's first chat headset
 
4:52 AM
to be fair that is a third party who doesn't know what the app is even going to do anyway
unless ofcause there's been a nintedo announcement that indeed a smart phone is going to be used as a microphone
 
> “Software design is the activity of drawing
UML class diagrams once a software
system has been coded in order to satisfy
the requirements of unit conveners.”
from my lecture slides, hue hue
 
@GodEmperorDune oh and according to this unixporn, shockwaveporn, skyporn
and there is even subredits for those
man unixporn but be insanely hot with all those naughty permissions and vi commands
 
@Memor-X this is funnier given my friend spells eunuchs as unix,
 
5:25 AM
0
Q: Exact range of XP gain?

54D What is the exact range for me to be able to gain XP from a minion death without being near a minion wave? Is it different for each champion or each type of minion? Is it possible to see the range in-game? Does the range change as my size changes as well (like Zac and Cho'Gath)?

 
@Memor-X "oh yeah baby, chown my root directory..."
also reminder that fsck is a linux command.
 
@KazWolfe i'm looking up the deadly command and now i got dirty thoughts on them, like "dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda on me" and the mv ~ /dev/null position
 
@Memor-X ln -d / /so-dirty
 
6:00 AM
0
Q: Detect a player that is nearest to a selected entity

Ar JhiI want to kill a entity that is nearest to the player. So I put the command: /kill @p[type=armor_stand,c=1] So I was thinking, is it possible to reverse it to "kill an player that is nearest to an entity"

 
user15026
Ooooooh
 
user15026
Not sure if I have the cash to spare this month but it looks very neat
 
Morning chat
 
@Ash perhaps a civil ceremony gift is in order ;)
 
user15026
I have to say i am constantly impressed that the KoL folks come up with so much new stuff all the time
 
user15026
6:26 AM
Especially considering how long the game has been around
 
yeah they have been pumping stuff out for like 10 years now
i don't think IOTMs were around from the beginning but still
also hotstuff replaced my item that went missing. Kol support is great.
 
user15026
I've only interacted with them once or twice but they're so nice
 
user15026
And yeah, even if the IOTMs haven't been all 10 years that's still a lot of time to have to make stuff to keep people interested.
 
@Memor-X rm -rf / --no-preserve-root, is that naughty enough by your standards?
 
@Avery you're not passing a directory.
 
6:41 AM
Oh you said permissions
chmod -R 777 /
 
yep.
 
@KazWolfe fixed
 
@AVERY IS A MACHOIST. DATA ACCEPTED.
 
NACHO DORITOS IS THE BEST: DATA ACCEPTED
 
Machoist
 
6:44 AM
N, M, sane thimg.
 
Avery is SCP confirmed.
 
Cool
 
@Ash ash, I'm at work, shouldn't you be in bed yet? =p
Morning chat
 
@Avery gimme a savezone api key already
 
6:48 AM
@KazWolfe sshs in
 
user15026
@KevinvanderVelden I am in bed! I am just not sleeping yet!
 
Normally I'd say close enough but I don't think that counts =p
 
@KazWolfe sha512 hash a key here ave.zone/tosha.php?t=276317
Give me the result through discord or smth
 
sent
 
@Avery 496040af6c21c72a8fd4dd76a70b7790897f24f9157824a3071045610d28d337e904c02f617701ec‌​c3cfc15ee45c998b01aaf5caf99e4354db9861479248ee75
what does that do?
also i hope you didn't code this in php yourself fam
 
6:59 AM
she did
 
cmon fam, you have access to good languages, the best languages
 
@GodEmperorDune php does the job for http post
 
Also php is easier to set up than python
 
u wot m8
pip install django
apt-get/yum install gunicorn
 
@GodEmperorDune added, feel free to spam s.ave.zone
 
7:04 AM
@Avery oh i just put some random memes in there, i don't remember what it was
 
Lol, worst part is that I don't log
 
@Ash That's like nearly the entire week that you are still awake by the time I'm at work.
 
@GodEmperorDune it started as a 10 line script to "do the job" and just got larger and larger
 
yeah that's how it goes
 
7:08 AM
we write the decent stuff in django
 
And python is a very flexible language, but it's not as universal nor easy to setup as php
 
I'm getting myself a cup of covfefe coffee
 
Each service takes over a port and I need to use nginx to sort stuff out, hence the difficulty of setting it up. It's not rocket science, but it's not drag-drop-done
My cloud expenses went from 3usd to ~150usd on 4 providers in a month >_>
 
7:16 AM
I actually hate that Stephen Colbert is having the week off. I mean, this whole covfefe kerfuffle would be gold for him
 
-2
Q: Morrowind Adventure Guide of the Elder Scrolls Online

user186985The mysterious island of Vvardenfell reaches out to you, adventurer. For the first time in The Elder Scrolls Online, you can explore the beautiful-but-dangerous home of the Dark Elves. Prepare yourself for your perilous journey with our Morrowind Adventure Guide.

 
@Lazers2.0 spam
 
@Avery That's a lot of money.
 
7:33 AM
Actually, it's likely more around 250$, simply because microsoft loves to overprice their stuff
thankfully around 220$ of that is covered by msdn, but still, 3eur to ~30usd.
 
What the hell have you been doing?
 
A ton of stuff. The number gets... less crazy when you realize cheapest VM on azure costs 55$/mo
 
-2
Q: How do I deafeat red in the battle tree

HelpIt's impossible even with my strongest Pokémon I can't go past level 5 why is this? Can only game sync do it or somthing becouse I really want to use the female charizard I got from trade but I can't becouse I don't have the mega stone to use charizard with... How do I defeat red in the battle t...

 
@Avery That's mostly because Microsoft doesn't want you to run VMs, they want you to run websites
 
7:49 AM
Which start at 10$ for shared hosting
yeah, no
 
@Nzall so it's trivial to pwn one site and get access to all other sites?
 
@badp Not really, since Azure websites are AFAIK split mostly
 
i think that he implied azure by the "one site", not an azure hosted site
 
0
Q: can you play minecraft with your freinds on Xbox one slim when I'm on Xbox one?

GOOGERLY the best minecrafterMy friends on xbox one s and I'm on Xbox one and we don't know if we can play together, we have always wanted to play together, but he needed a Xbox, but he got a Xbox one s, so pls message if you can help.

 
Oh and
 
7:55 AM
@Avery 10$ is still less than 55$
 
there is a free tier thats equal to 10$, but it doesn't support custom domains
@Nzall web apps can't run the software we need
 
@Avery I'm fairly sure that it's really hard to compromise Azure. I mean, that's the entire business model of Azure, offloading risks onto Microsoft
 
I know. We could cut the costs by not using azure, but we have credit so tons of theoretical money and no real money < a bit of real money
 
8:14 AM
Another startup?
 
Nah
 
I mean kinda
We aren't pushing one unreasonable idea but multiple products, and slowly
 
9:11 AM
0
Q: What can someone do with having a US and JP 3DS?

ANIMEANDBUSESI want to ask anybody what can you do with a North american and a Japanese 3DS. I'm going to graduate from High school next week, and I might get a japanese Nintendo 3DS LL(New Love Plus+ Manaka Deluxe edition). And my sister might be getting a US region "New" Nintendo 3DS XL for good grades. If ...

 
9:47 AM
-1
Q: Suggestions for buying video games

sarawilliamsI am not a good gamer but whenever my brother plays I used to join him. My brother is a good gamer and next week we are going to celebrate his birthday. I am planning to gift him a good game which will make him happy. While discussing with my friend, he suggested me this website. If you have any ...

 
Quick question: is wowhead.com having loading issues on the articles for anyone else?
Like, I'm getting random empty responses and SPDY errors
 
10:31 AM
^ things to take way, College Students are stupid and the dickhead from last week was more fucked in the head you might have imagined
oh yeh and Paris pullout but that wasn't a surprise anyway
 
0
Q: How did subject Delta obtained ability to save Little Sisters?

lentinantIn original Bioshock, main character obtains ability to by getting special plasmid from Yet, in Bioshock 2, Subject Delta seems to have this ability from very beginning of game. Is it explained in any way?

 
10:56 AM
Oh god why. Client is using a screen that has a 1366 x 768 resolution. Also having a terribly slow connection. And surprised stuff doesn't work well...
Note: this is a rather heavy data-usage website that uses a ton of screenspace, so having a very large screen is definitely positive.
 
@Arperum i assume you explained that. can you supply a demo machine for them to use?
 
@Arperum still a pretty comman resolution for laptops unfortunately
 
11:18 AM
@GodEmperorDune I actually forwarded that article along to some relevant people, and pointed out 1/3 of our users use chrome. More people visit us in chrome than IE, actually, thank zeus.
 
Worms WMD stream goiung up on twitch
djsmiley2k i the man to not watch!
 
@Memor-X Client got a demo in Paris on a large screen I assume. They told some person in Bulgaria to do the thing. That person has a tiny screen.
 
Yusssss Cincinnati is joining the "screw you Mr President we're going to follow the Accord" pact
Along with New York, California, Washington, and hundreds of cities
I might have misheard hundreds it's early
 
11:43 AM
@Unionhawk i think that a bunch of big cities plan to defy the president is already something
especially since one of them is the city he is living in
 
The entire state of New York even
 
@Unionhawk Considering that half of NYC will be flooded in the worst case scenario, it's definitely a good idea
 
12:00 PM
 
@GnomeSlice Cats are jerks
 
*strong independent beasts who don't need no hooman
 
@Memor-X wow, a guy who GETS IT and is also not a huge asshole? Awesome
 
@GnomeSlice the college story?
 
@Memor-X it's still terribad news
please do not normalize this
 
12:11 PM
@Memor-X the presenter guy
A lot of YouTube personalities who don't agree with that stuff are gigantic assholes
 
Also wtf them shouting at the PRESIDENT of the college for having his hands in front of him while talking
 
@GnomeSlice because it's aggressive, people feel threatened when you use body language
 
Yeah I saw. That's the dumbest thing
Wtf is it gonna be like in another 20 years
 
@GnomeSlice everything made out of bubble wrap
 
12:18 PM
I'm more worried about like... Like if it's unacceptable to even use certain (harmless) body language now wtf is gonna be unacceptable in the future
That's fucking terrifying dude
 
Like nobody standing up for that can honestly say they are in defense of free speech
Urgh that freaks me out
Time for work. Soon.
 
@GnomeSlice there's also what the students were yelling at in the first clip where that teacher asks if they wanted to hear his answer
 
Yeah they were like NO
So they just wanted to yell at him
I'm honestly scared at the prospect of even going back to college lately
I don't think that kind of thing is as bad here as in the states but even still
It's a thing
Which is shitty because I already have enough anxiety when it comes to life choices
 
12:50 PM
@Nzall This dude needs to learn how to kite properly
 
@fredley your parties suck
I did the voteforpolicies.org.uk poll thing for shits and giggles
every time I had a proposal that I was like "wow so much this"
too bad that
I guess at least it wasn't a 5-way tie
 
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BioImage Analysis

Proposed Q&A site for bio-image analysts - drawing quantitative conclusions from (multi-dimensional) images in the life sciences.

Currently in definition.

 
0
Q: Storage variable vs CustomName

RenoI'm looking to persist data from a script. What are the pros and cons of both for persisting data? Is there any difference at all? From the docs it says that: The Storage variable is unique in that that it store data as string between saved seasons and recompile. That seems the same to me...

 
1:12 PM
Green.af
It was really just a game of "identify UKIP and eliminate that option"
 
We're just messing up their Geo data lol
 
The problem here is there's no real nuance in the available options. There wasn't 1 clear winner in any of the 5 categories I selected (although there were some clear losers, which were probably the UKIP options).
 
@MBraedley you copied my answers!!
 
@Unionhawk I said I was from the Hackney area of London. Shouldn't screw things up too much.
 
1:17 PM
@Unionhawk the part where you have to put in a postcode is annoying
 
1:32 PM
0
Q: Max Farming in Dark Souls III

ParzivalWhat is the maximum possible item discovery level in Dark Souls III, with 99 luck, Symbol of Avarice, etc. In short, every possible thing you can do to increase item discovery and what is the maximum number?

 
1:44 PM
Pie charts!? I love pie charts!
 

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