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12:13 AM
Plsno
I nominate Literally (well no) Anyone Else
@GodEmperorDune/@uni 2020
@Lazers/@Lazers2.0 2020
 
@Unionhawk sadly i'm not old enough to be president
i think of the room only @sterno is
 
@Sterno/@Sterno 2020
 
12:39 AM
i think strix is old enough
 
user15026
How old do you need to be for presidenting
 
@Ash Mentally, it seems you can be any age.
 
@Ash 35
 
@GodEmperorDune was just about to say, it was the reason why Xander aswell can't run for president
> Carter: First question, both candidates--Article Two of the Constitution.
Xander: The what?
Killface: Um... [Lamont quacks]
Xander: Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!
Killface: Is that the one about tariffs?
Carter: No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.
Killface: Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.
Xander: And I'm only 33.
Carter: So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?
 
user15026
Oh, I have 5 years and a couple months til that
 
12:54 AM
@Ash guess we have to wait until the election after that to vote @ash
 
1:13 AM
Well that's upsetting. Just bought Binding of isaac rebirth, was at the Depths 2, but died. I blame that anti-gravity tears thing I got where years built up until I released them. I kept forgetting about it and then getting hit (cc @badp)
Everything went downhill once I got that
Probably would have rocked more if I could actually get used to them
 
1:37 AM
0
Q: How do I change where Overwatch screenshots are saved?

Steven VascellaroAccording to Blizzard, Overwatch screenshots taken with PrntScrn are saved in %UserProfile%/Documents/Overwatch/ScreenShots/Overwatch. Is there any way to change this to a more convenient folder like %UserProfile%/Pictures or /Dropbox/Screenshots/Overwatch?

 
user15026
2:03 AM
I haaaaaaate that I can't get this combo right to leave the Combo Chicken to progress in Guacamelee
 
user15026
Like I just feel so stupid
 
0
Q: Is there lock-out content in the Witcher 3 expansions e.g. due to completion of the main questline?

user1821961Please keep your answer spoiler free, I am curious if there is any lock-out content when you progress a certain amount. For example can you get locked out of side quests and content by progressing through the main storyline first? I'm sort of burned out on the idea of being a completionist.

-1
Q: whats with the flower of fire in terraria?

suberslaveI have been looking through some strategies on defeating bosses,and lists on good weapons, and never not ONCE, has ANYONE mentioned the flower of fire! all i'm looking for is an explanation.

 
user15026
YES I FINALLY DID IT
 
What.
 
-1
Q: Clash of clans clan war doubts :

Praveenme and another person in my clan are forming th8 i m having strong troops than him and also my defense are maxed and his defense are lower than me and my traps only lower than him but he is placed above me in clan war

 
2:43 AM
0
Q: In Star Trek Bridge Crew (VR), what controls Shield Recharge?

LevenTechIn Star Trek Bridge Crew, the shields have to go down before you start taking damage to your hull. The shields stay at 0% for a long time, but eventually they decide it's time to recharge, and they go from 0% to 100% in a few seconds. What determines how long they stay down before recharging? Is...

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Q: Can you bypass stealing something if you have your companion inspect it?

ExoMuteI was in Diamond City at night with Strong and had him inspect an owned ammunition container belonging to Arturo. He took the items inside, and I traded with him and put them in my inventory. I then walked in front of a DC guard to see if he would become hostile, and he did not. I repeated this p...

 
3:15 AM
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Q: What programs do I use to create Xbox One Skyrim armor Mods on PC? I have tons of ideas and want to put them to use

Floyd BaldoPlease help me with this. I want to learn from Lagrie, his work is outstanding.

 
user15026
3:26 AM
@GodEmperorDune take me with yooooou because yes good
 
3:50 AM
0
Q: What is the hero roster for 1v1 Limited Duel?

Steven VascellaroI'm enjoying the new 1v1 Limited Duel mode introduced with Overwatch's Anniversary Update. However, I was curious about what the full list of selectable heroes for the mode was. The in-game information isn't much help, only stating "Limited hero pools" and "Unavailable hero: Lúcio".

 
Today I have adulted!
Unfortunately I messed up the seasonings and it is mega bland
 
user15026
4:26 AM
@GodEmperorDune aww :(
 
user15026
Points for adulting tho
 
0
Q: Can you use System Intrusion on the Original Enterprise in Star Trek Bridge Crew (VR)?

LevenTechIn Star Trek Bridge Crew, the USS Aegis has a System Intrusion feature that hacks enemy vessels. On the Aegis, anyone but the captain can use it. Does it exist on the Original Enterprise? Parts are there: Tactical can scan and some details show up on the right wall. But I haven't found the hacki...

 
user15026
5:08 AM
....Chuck Tingle made a covfefe book
3
 
@Ash yasssssssssssss
pls to review it
 
user15026
5:31 AM
Lol i should
 
user15026
But I have a transit themed (kinda) romance up next
 
there is always next in the queue after that
 
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Q: a very rare bug in xmen origins wolverine pc game

atharva rotkar Blockquote hi everyone, i have a problem in the game x men origins wolverine after completion of the objective big brother when we go near the river and do a lunge to get in the boat( after a very short cut scene ) my wolverine sinks down in the river and is unable to move. what should i do ...

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Q: What's the chance of receiving an evolutionary item from a pokestop?

DaGrimReaper2002I've heard people say that the spawn rate is approximately equal to the spawn rate of eggs, but since the update I haven't got any evolutionary items.

 
user15026
True true
 
5:55 AM
0
Q: How do I trigger a command block by giving an item to a villager?

AnonymoustacheI want a command block to say "Quest Complete!" when a player gives a renamed pumpkin to a villager. How do I do that? The pumpkin's name is "The great pumpkin" btw. Thanks!

 
 
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user15026
7:01 AM
pulls themselves away from the really good romance anthology and tries to sleep
 
@Ash I've arrived at work, you should indeed be asleep by now.
 
user15026
@Arperum I know, this is the third night in a row I've been awake when the Europeans are awake and doing morning things. :/
 
7:50 AM
Morning
just about to take final exam of the year
@GodEmperorDune my definition of adulting is "call dominos/papa john's and order something"
 
@Avery hue
 
@Avery good luck
 
8:32 AM
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Q: Does anyone know why and how long this game on roblox is closed

HelpPlease help I miss this game It said/says nothing about why it is closed and I cannot contact the maker of the game :( does anyone know why this game https://www.roblox.com/games/584185941/How-to-train-your-dragon-HTTYD-Roleplay On roblox is closed and how long it will be closed for? If this he...

 
@badp just finished it. T'was meh.
 
@GodEmperorDune "this place is a dog lovers paradise"... but there are no dogs there, only walking sausages
Also morning chat
 
@KevinvanderVelden inb4 you being ignored for speaking the truth.
 
Tbf $UAL didn't take that much of a hit
 
9:15 AM
Also half our class went on a trip in paris
they're like "Wish I didn't have to come back" or "turkey sucks" or "those places are much better" now
I mean duh
i was saying that for years
Meh, unrelated
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Q: Covfefify a string

Destructible LemonIn this challenge, you must take a string matching the regex ^[a-z]+$ or ^[A-Z]+$, or ^[A-Z][a-z]+$ or whatever is reasonable, (you may assume the string is long enough, and has the right structure for all the operations), and output another string, produced similarly to word at the end of a rece...

 
4 hours ago, by Ash
....Chuck Tingle made a covfefe book
 
@GodEmperorDune Lol, this is where I used to live
@Arperum Not on the star list, didn't happ... oh wait it is on the star list
 
@fredley Yes. It very much is. And I had nothing to do with starring it.
 
@Ash That tumblr post though
Jesus
 
10:07 AM
Damn
 
10:38 AM
@Wipqozn well done! unfortunately not all items help and some item combinations are downright awful
you will learn~
 
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Q: Do unupgraded fertilized Gnaw plants have any increased stats?

FrithjofThere are upgrades in Awesomenauts which make fertilized Gnaw plants do more damage / have more attack speed etc. When Gnaw spits on one of his plants, this plant gets another texture, hinting that it has other stats than just the regular unfertilized plants - even if I haven't bought any of the...

 
11:15 AM
wake me up https://t.co/y9r5uPvtU7
 
What
apparently taking any sorts of cards to school is illegal
no poker for us :/
or pisti
Or cards against humanity
 
They saw kids take actual physical damage from a card game on TV and now they can't take that risk
 
Nope haha we got teacher to not care
and she's fortune tellig with cards lol
 
11:32 AM
@fredley You can actually throw that fidget spinner off the page
 
0
Q: Is it possible to use a block as a selector for the execute command?

icecubThe situation I'm working on an advanced command block system that adds a couple of scoreboard objectives when activated. The system has te remain active by a repeater command block. This of course results in errors like: An objective with the name "something" already exists The system is a...

 
@Unionhawk RIP, everyone who is now stuck in the shadow realm
forever
 
Lol yeah half the stuff is tesla
rest is amd
and we bought a gf share
Because lol xd
 
11:54 AM
@Avery GF as in the pipe laying company?
 
Hahaha nice
 
@badp rip
 
Kovfefe would be more accurate
but hey close enough
 
12:11 PM
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Q: Meaning of fourth option when selecting furniture in room?

JadeWhen you click on an item of furniture in your room what does the new fourth option mean? (Looks like white tiles)

 
12:31 PM
Timezones are the worst.
 
What do you think the likely hood of someone responding to a 7 year-old post are?
 
My coffee mug is empty :(
 
12:51 PM
Pretty sure "covfefe" just means "a manchild incapable of admitting even the smallest of mistakes". Which is handy, really, because that's a lot to type and we've all found ourselves needing to type words to that effect a lot lately, so it's nice to have a word to encapsulate it.
 
@Sterno Am I seeing things or did you originally mistype covfefe as cofveve?
 
I won't admit to that on account of being a covfefe
 
@BlueBarren I checked the history. He did
 
I should covfefe that information on a blog
@Nzall #GetScienced cc: @Sterno
 
@Nzall Fake news
 
12:58 PM
So what's the likelihood of me replying to a 7 year-old post and getting an answer?
 
@Sterno Nah, Covfefe is what happens when you try to type 'coverage' on a phone keyboard, but your hands are too small
 
@fredley have you ever considered that the phone was too big?
 
@BlueBarren "You're holding it wrong" - 2017 edition
 
This whole Trump tweet hilarity reminds me of one of our former prime ministers, Leterme.
He accidentally posted several DMs aimed at what appeared to be his mistress on his public feed.
 
@fredley No, according to Spicer, "the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant".
 
1:05 PM
@fredley Our two ideas are not mutually exclusive.
 
@Nzall rekt
 
@Yuuki Yeah, he "meant to type coverage"
 
I like how he just mistyped the word and clearly just gave up for the day
 
Except they're doing everything they can to not say that.
> Sean Spicer: White House is no longer taking questions on Trump and Russia.
President Obama refuses to answer question about Iran terror funding. I won't dodge questions as your President. http://ntknetwork.com/obama-spends-7-minutes-dodging-on-whether-iran-will-use-400-million-to-fund-terrorism/
hmmm
 
1:10 PM
@RedRiderX I wonder if that means "Trump's specific implementation of paid family leave hurts women" but even then that's still a wtf to the copy editors.
 
@RedRiderX hmmm seems... clickbaity
 
Literally just add "Trump's" in there and you won't look like a wishy-washy idiot.
 
I just skimmed the article
Doesn't look like it's Trump's version it's complaining about
> Unfortunately, a review of states and countries with government-mandated paid leave programs indicates they harm young women, whether they're available to fathers or not. This is because parental leave policies are associated with an increase in leave-taking and childbearing, which leads to lost labor or increased health care costs for companies.
> As a result, employers may assume women will cost more to employ than before the policy, and company decisions to hire, promote, train or pay women less can reflect that, at women's expense.
It then goes on to suggest alternatives like "banking overtime hours"
I mean, I guess it is against Trump's policy, and I haven't read his, but it sounds like it's against the more common form of leave, not some weird shit in Trump's
 
@Sterno solution: have paid family leave for both parents
 
@KevinvanderVelden It is for both. They said it doesn't matter because women will take it more
 
1:16 PM
Have equal paid family leave then =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden Define "equal"
 
@Sterno or giving both parents the same amount of time off
 
@Nzall same amount of days
 
@badp Again, I only skimmed it, but I think it does.
> The details of the program remain hazy, but what we do know is that states would be required to design and finance six weeks of paid parental leave for workers. It would cover mothers and fathers.
 
@badp very few people work at the same place. Even if the government mandated that everyone should get at least 6 weeks per year, there will be companies that divert from that in both directions
 
1:18 PM
I didn't even skim the article
 
I guess what I'm saying is that other than the "details are hazy" part I don't see a reason to hate on Trump over this based on that article
 
@Nzall if it is mandated you cannot divert in BOTH directions
You can only offer additional time off
 
You could, but it'd be more expensive due to lawsuits =p
 
@Sterno So they are being wishy-washy idiots?
Or is it more of a "paid family leave is good but current implementations suck bad"?
 
@badp I can imagine there will be companies that decide to ignore this rule because their state solution is more expensive than dealing with the lawsuit
 
1:20 PM
@Nzall this is what workers' unions were supposed to be about
 
@Yuuki To be fair, it's probably different opinion-piece authors, and theoretically it shows lack of bias if they present both viewpoints!
 
The lack of by-lines in that picture is concerning yes
 
my boss is a dude and he took some paternity leave
 
@Yuuki It read to me like a twist on the "it'll cost companies too much money" arguement against paid leave where instead it's "Companies won't hire women because they'll cost too much relative to men"
 
1:21 PM
It was only a week though
then he timed his vacation to be the week after
 
but also yes incentive schemes can often be distorted awfulIy out of shape, that is definitely true
@BlueBarren wow what a success story
 
My company does 2 weeks paid followed by up to 4 weeks unpaid. Or did. They changed it recently and I don't remember how.
@Beedrill's company basically says "Hey, why don't you just take every day off until you have your next kid, then take all those days off too" if I remember right
 
@badp He kept crossing his fingers his wife would have their baby at the right time
 
@Sterno It's not infinite days but it's the most I've heard of in the US.
 
Also, this is a state solution: every state is supposed to have their own implementation. If North Dakota says "parents can have 12 weeks off, but companies have to pay for the first 2 weeks themselves", and South Dakota says "all parents gets 6 weeks and the state pays for them all", then you're going to have split couples where the ND parent effectively gets bullied into taking none, while the SD parent has no such issues
 
1:24 PM
Oh, wait. My company decided to be WAY FUCKING COOLER now that I'm done having kids
> Moms can take up to 3 consecutive months off at full pay
Dads can take up to 3 consecutive weeks off at full pay
 
@Nzall so did you end up finding some place or someone to ask your questions?
 
@Sterno so they changed policies in the last five centuries?
 
Moms get more time off than dads at my company too.
 
@BlueBarren you mean my transcuriosity? not yet. I'm planning on doing some talking with @Avery when i get home
 
So what happens if 2 dads adopt a newborn?
what's their leave like?
 
1:25 PM
@badp That's not really a Sternold joke. That's a SternKidsOld joke
 
@Nzall yeah that is what I was asking about. Glad you found someone to talk to
 
@BlueBarren The extra time for moms is disability for the birth recovery, so I think even if a mom and dad adopt then the mom doesn't get that.
 
> Adoption of a child:
Moms and dads can take up to 3 consecutive weeks off at full pay
My impression is they're pretty cool about unpaid time beyond 3 weeks, on a case-by-case basis
 
@Sterno I'm assuming it's genetic
 
@badp THey're just born old? Hrm.
 
1:26 PM
@Beedrill but how long is that recovery? I feel like it's more useful in giving at least 1 parent more time with their baby because aren't you not supposed to abandon your baby to a stranger (the sitter) until a certain age?
 
The University of Edinburgh sent this to all final year undergraduates this morning 'in error.' Pretty big error to… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/870192512186687488
Holy shit
 
@BlueBarren "abandon" is a little loaded there :P
 
@BlueBarren Moms who give birth get 7 more weeks than other parents at my company.
 
If you read parenting blogs literally anything you do with your child is simultaneously the best and the worst.
 
@Sterno you're right, I was just being dramatic
 
1:27 PM
(I mean, except obviously terrible things like murdering them)
 
What about shaking the baby
 
@badp no you get a shake weight for that
 
@Sterno Note that parental leave is not meant as an incentive to have children, but rather as compensation for not being able to work because the child requires a lot of attention
 
@Nzall Oh, thanks for pointing that out.
 
@Nzall That depends on where you're from.
 
1:29 PM
My wife will be happy I'm not about to go get 90 women pregnant
 
In some places it's definitely an incentive because people on average don't procreate enough so populations are getting smaller.
 
yeah, maybe that was a bit presumptive of me
 
 
@Sterno idk for 3 consecutive weeks off that's 270 weeks or 1,890 days. That might be worth it
 
@badp I was really hoping to beat mom on within a few tries so I can be all like "lolol yolo"
 
1:30 PM
@badp pls
 
5.18 years of paid time off
 
Yeah, but the child support
 
What I mean is that you shouldn't view any monetary benefits of having children as reasons to have them. have children because you want them, not because you're strapped for cash and need something
 
@Sterno if you find willing participants they might not want child support
 
Confirmed: @Wipqozn is a mom beater
 
1:31 PM
@Sterno Yeah nobody knows how to raise kids. I mean unless you don't have kids, in which case you're an expert.
 
As the parent of a two year old I can confirm that it's not worth any amount of money.
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@Nzall children never earn you money, they just consume of all it
 
I mean, having a child is like the worst possible way to make money, unless you're planning on doing some unsavory stuff involving trafficking or illegal medicine
 
so even if you're given monetary incentives for having children those children are going to use that money anyways
Source: I've cost my parents a lot of money
 
yes indeed, that's what I meant with "parental leave is compensation, not incentive"
 
1:32 PM
The shittier a parent you are, the more it becomes financially viable
 
@STRIXVARIA HAS ATTEMPTED TO SELL HIS OWN CHILD: DATA ACCEPTED
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@Wipqozn Maggie has more health but lower damage. If you can get her damage up you'll be okay
 
@Beedrill Mine are just about 5 and 3 now and it's finally getting to an age where it's easy. Almost.
 
@fredley *@Beedrill
@Sterno it's never easy
 
@BlueBarren People who change their names are literally worse than @Wipqozn
 
1:34 PM
@Nzall So I'm missing a lot of the context here, but I don't think I've known anyone who seriously thought "I should have kids in order to increase me money situation"
 
@fredley Don't let @Avery hear tht
 
@fredley okay fbucket or whatever your old name was
 
@Sterno My daughter who I guess is almost 3 has two main hobbies: breaking things and torturing the dog.
 
@BlueBarren I mean like "Playing Dark Souls 3 as a magic user" easy. Sure, it's still hard, but so much easier than going no-shield no-magic!
 
@BlueBarren Lol, no, I was always fredley. Fubueckert is @Frank
 
1:34 PM
@Beedrill Maybe it's really the dog breaking things and she's punishing him for it
 
@Sterno I like this comparison
 
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Q: What is Special about Yoshi's Egg Shield?

B. S. MorgansteinContinuing my trend of asking Melee questions in recent days: In Super Smash Bros: Melee, Yoshi uses his egg as a shield instead of the normal shield that other players use. Functionally, what is special about this egg as compared to the normal shield? I've found these references on the Mele...

 
Last night my daughter told me she's never going to let her penis touch anyone else because she doesn't want to have babies.
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@fredley whoops, we never had this conversation (too many 'f's)
 
She also told me "I can't fall asleep because I always think of Winnie the Pooh. I can't think of anything else." Every night? "Every night." Then she started crying.
 
1:35 PM
@Wipqozn There are some parents out there that just churn them out like butter and then neglect them just so they can get subsidies
 
I mean, I'd have trouble sleeping too
 
@Sterno Pooh keeps me up sometimes too
 
@Sterno Have you informed her that swans can be gay?
 
@Yuuki It didn't come up.
 
@Sterno ha, children are hilarious
 
1:37 PM
@Sterno your daughter is adorable, just an FYI.
 
also is this daughter Skydrift?
or is the other one Skydrift?
I'm trying to understand your memes
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@fredley 🤔
 
@Avery we've added an exception to that rule
 
My daughter is Skydrift. I forgot what my son is named. I'm a bad parent.
 
@BlueBarren also Ash
@Sterno it's been almost a minute and that doesn't have a dozen stars yet
How
 
2:00 PM
In order to solve climate change we must construct additional churches
 
> Can man change the entire universe? No.
 
THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED YOU <censored>
 
@fredley you're going to need MUUUCH BIGGER POT
That pot is barely adequate for maccheroni
How do you even cook spaghetti in it
And yeah that's one hell of a specialty format
It'd probably be adequate with a ragù. Maybe
 
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Q: Is it possible to get animated card from a keg?

FottiYesterday I opened about 12 kegs, hoping to get some animated cards, but sadly I had none. Is it possible to get an animated card by opening kegs? If that is possible, what is the rate for it? Note: Card quality and type are not of importance.

 
2:06 PM
but at the end of the day you'd have to cut it open with knives and forks or bites anyway
if that pot is supposed to cook spaghetti vertically then that's the real WTF
 
@Sterno To be fair, @GnomeSlice hasn't been talking about many games recently.
Or rather he hasn't been talking one game repeatedly recently.
Unless you count Brawlhalla, I guess.
 
I approve of this starboard
 
Yeah oven dish sounds like your best bet
 
god
that looks tasty
 
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 ITALIA NVMERO VNO 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
though I feel dirty for linking to "Modern Woman"
which obviously covers recipes
 
2:12 PM
@Sterno Hah. It doesn't get easy. It changes.
 
@JasonBerkan DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME
 
the joke is that modern women naturally spend an extensive time fulfilling their traditional gender roles, except in modern times
It's hard being a housewife in 2017, luckily a bunch of male editors in a suit can help mansplain it all to you
 
I mean, being done with diapers is the happiest I've been in a long time, but I am currently spending every night arguing with my kids to complete their chores.
 
pro tip:
Don't even bother.
 
Interesting, the new version of YouTube loads the video before literally everything else on the page
The video started playing before even the YouTube logo appeared
 
2:16 PM
> real life creepypasta
 
@JasonBerkan Can't you use your superior adult reasoning skills to trick them into doing chores?
 
Unfortunately this only makes kfVsfOSbJY0 even less escapable
 
kittens fear Vista
 
@fredley Kids can be incredibly stubborn.
 
^
Sterno's daughter knows what's up.
 
2:20 PM
@JasonBerkan I said trick, not ask
 
> I assume that the way Johnny Depp picks his roles is that he's just led into a conference room. On the table are an assortment of weird hats. He points at the one that amuses him most, and the studio gets to work.
 
@fredley I'm not certain that tricking the kids into doing chores teaches them anything useful except to not trust their parents.
 
@JasonBerkan Well, that's one useful thing they'll learn I guess
 
Do I want to know what "Naughty bear" is?
 
2:26 PM
Gamedev?
Oh wait no, game
 
@KevinvanderVelden that's naughty dog
 
I like the new addition
 
All over my neighborhood in SW DC today. https://t.co/HU9BwpW0ZW
Can you imagine joining ICE
 
I mean, the leaflet seems pretty factual.
Apparently it is illegal to stick it there, however, so that is ironic.
I like the part where it says "SANCTUARY CITY NEIGHBOURHOOD" as if that was a legal term
what's really disgusting is how the law is being enforced.
Has no one heard of "summa lex summa iniuria?"
 
2:52 PM
Dear Google and Twitter: Please stop showing me ads in French. I am not one of the few fully bilingual (or even functional bilingual) Nova Scotians.
 
"summum ius, summa iniuria" seems to be a more common phrasing, for the symmetry.
 
pls
 
It's... a box?
 
so much winnign
sbahjifier refused to cooperate with this picture
 
(and the answer is "lol no they haven't or if they have they think it's a feature")
 
2:58 PM
@badp That looks kind of like Maximum Overratings
 
@badp why is that a thing?
also how did I typo why into what
Mostly probably because my hands are in a weird position I think
 
Oh my God what the fuck is that css rule
Oh
Ok
What
Serious
 
@MBraedley Feel my pain. Majority of Belgium speaks Dutch, all sites online default to French. Also all ads.
 
God damnit
 
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Q: What are the apologetic machines for?

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Q: add 1 to your score in minecraft

ApersonI am making a map where you "capture" beacons (by placing stained glass on them) and your score should go up 1. so my question is, how do It add 1 to my scoreboard objective: "beaconscaptured" btw I already know how to detect the block the command so far is right here: /execute @e[name=Beacon] ~ ...

 
3:08 PM
@Arperum lots of ads are in English here so
 
@Arperum There are enough French speakers in Brussels that when I was there with family for a wedding, we could usually get by on that if they didn't also speak English. None of us speak Dutch (or Flemish for that matter, and the only one to speak German is my sister-in-law who didn't go), but it wasn't an issue for us.
 
@KevinvanderVelden it's modern art where all human effort is replaced by a very tiny python script
You don't have to put in effort if your viewers can't tell what the different
 
Feed it to Deepdream and see what comes out
@(spoilers the answer is always six-eyed dog slugs)
 
 
@MBraedley Yes, Brussels is officially bilingual, mostly French speaking in truth.
German would not help you really. Flemish and Dutch are the same, except for massive accent difference and some words/sayings that are completely different.
 
3:16 PM
@Arperum Oh, so like French and Acadien, which even Quebecois have a hard time understanding.
 
@MBraedley I don't know what Acadien is.
 
The Acadians (French: Acadiens, IPA: [akadjɛ̃]) are the descendants of French colonists who settled in Acadia during the 17th and 18th centuries, some of whom are also Métis. The colony was located in what is now Eastern Canada's Maritime provinces (Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island), as well as part of Quebec, and present-day Maine to the Kennebec River. Although today most of the Acadians and Québécois are French-speaking (francophone) Canadians, Acadia was a distinctly separate colony of New France. It was geographically and administratively separate from the French colony...
 
@Arperum The Cajuns before they were run out of Nova Scotia to New Orleans.
 
Acadian French (French: français acadien) is a dialect of Canadian French. It is spoken by the francophone population of the Canadian province of New Brunswick, by small minorities in areas in the Gaspé region of eastern Quebec, by small groups of francophones in Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, in the Magdalen Islands in the Gulf of St. Lawrence. In the United States, the dialect is spoken in the Saint John Valley of northern Aroostook County, Maine. Elsewhere in Maine, New England French is the predominant form of French spoken (apart from standard French). == Characteristics == Since there...
Acadien is Acadian French
And also how you write Acadian in French (minus an accent or two, which I can't be bothered to put in).
 
@MBraedley Dutch Dutch vs Flemish Dutch is way closer I think, it's just that a couple words have a different meaning. And I've noticed that there are various sayings that are different.
 
3:20 PM
It's amazing how close in spelling Dutch and English are in a number of relevant cases like numbers
and yet the pronunciation is so completely different it barely matters
 
Like a couple famous confusion words are "kleedje", which means dress in Flemish Dutch, and In the North, that's a table cloth. "poepen" is shitting in Dutch Dutch, and using it in thatcontext in Flanders will get you looked at very weird, since we use that word for a slightly vulgar word for fucking.
Flemish had the saying "playing with someones feet", which means you're playing a joke on someone, Dutchies are super confused if you use it. Up to the point where I actually use it to play a joke on them.
 
Wee! I have to put together a detailed project plan for migrating our main application to the web.
 
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3:35 PM
I have had a migraine since Monday. It's worse when I wake up but it never really goes away. This makes my cyborg self worry.
 
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Dear head can we not do the thing.
 
@fredley And this is why I changed my name.
 
@Ash please see a doctor and don't let your brain explode
Also, you have beef in the mailbox
 
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@ToxicFrog If it is still the same tomorrow I will go to the doctor
 
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@ToxicFrog I saw that, thank you!
 
3:45 PM
 
@Ash ok! Please don't die!
And I will try to get around to posting the recipe this evening, but I'm in the madness place right now soooooooooo
 
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@ToxicFrog I have no plans to do that. I have Things that I would rather do instead!
 

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