The Bridge

Unionhawk

9:00 PM

@fredley also zapdos is super effective against all legendary birds

GodEmperorDune

@fredley lets not talk about that

GnomeSlice

3

Extra gnome

GodEmperorDune

the gnomist

fredley

gnomo.gg

user15026

I like yellow best as a colour out of all the options

fredley

9:03 PM

@Ash ew no

yellow is after both blue and red

Sterno

Be unique. Refuse to pick a team.

GodEmperorDune

yeah the gym aspects are overrated anyway

MadMAxJr

Green is not a creative color.

two bugs

Gyms and battling are the worst parts of Pokemon go

KutuluMike

and walking.

New-To-IT

9:15 PM

So in conjunction with the latest question, will eggs give you better rewards if you're a higher level? Also, if I get an egg at level 7, and don't hate it till level 9, will it give level 9 rewards, or level 7 rewards(if that makes sense)?

badp

@fredley the only valid option is not to play

failing that mauve is acceptable

MadMAxJr

I went with team blue because it was the one that makes my roommate mad.

badp

Team mauve has the most ram, helps with earth and psychic pokemans

MadMAxJr

Team blackwatch plaid is where you get the stealth pokemon.

two bugs

Interesting. The new patch causes WoW to crash when exiting

Sterno

9:20 PM

I don't know how you could expect them to test something like "closing the game"

Unreasonable!

two bugs

It's probably some dumb addon thing

MadMAxJr

It takes the next expansion to be able to quit.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice ALL THE GNOME YOU COULD NEED IN ONE HANDY EMAIL

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn you cagn gnever get egnough gnome

arda

@GnomeSlice View that in your gnomephone that uses gnome with gnomemail app.

GodEmperorDune

9:28 PM

@GnomeSlice is secretly a linux UI dev the whole time

arda

or hater, it says slice afterll

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice are you pro or anti KDE?

@arda good point, we better clarify

arda

also tbh gnome sucks

LONG LIVE CINNAMON

GodEmperorDune

@arda were you around when gnome 2 was a thing? gnome 2 was nice

arda

@GodEmperorDune yeah gnome 2 was neat

I like MATE for that

I used KDE between 2009-2011.

I might switch back to kde tbh

Frank

9:32 PM

I get an email from a Toronto recruiting firm looking for a lead powerbuilder developer.

An hour later, I get an email from Indeed with three new positions: all of them the same thing, all for different recruiting firms.

arda

@Frank powerbuilder is RAD

Frank

@arda No, it's not.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank yeah indeed is pretty shitty like that

Frank

It's old and antiquated.

GodEmperorDune

my favorite is when you get the same job, same description, etc just reposted a few days later

arda

9:34 PM

@Frank it technically is. RAD stands for "Rapid Application Development".

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, that's happened a lot, too.

Thing is, I don't know any other decent sites that aggregate everything in my area.

GodEmperorDune

so that thick stack of pages of results is really like 4 jobs

@Frank they are all pretty bad IMO

arda

other than its meme potential for being a RAD tool, it sucks

GodEmperorDune

did you try the SO careers thing?

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Nope. I figured that's mostly US jobs.

GodEmperorDune

9:36 PM

@Frank i mean SE has people worldwide so i figured it would be more than just US

i still get most of my resume bites from linkedin

arda

You people should apply to indeed to improve their shitty UI and the confusing UX.

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Been checking those as they come my way, too.

@arda We're coders, dude.

We don't really do UI or UX.

GodEmperorDune

@arda they have a shitty business plan. UI and UX can't fix that

Frank

But apparently everyone thinks coders can do all the prettying and the backend, too.

badp

Hey I kinda care about UI and UX some of the time :(

Frank

9:38 PM

That fun interview last week.

arda

@Frank US jobs, but loads of remote ones too

@Frank +1 I'm shit with UI

Frank

buhlerindustries.com/careers/post16/post-160331-1.php

Like, take a look at that job posting.

The only mention of design is in the title.

GodEmperorDune

@arda you have to be careful with that. not every company can handle paying people internationally

Frank

Everything else is coding.

Go to the interview, and all he wants is a designer.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank the website is in php. run away

arda

9:39 PM

> As a Web / Programmer / Developer, you will be responsible for designing, developing, testing, implementing and maintaining web applications in a group environment.

ouch

badp

> Minimum of 3 years related experience

Frank

@GodEmperorDune I also do Sharepoint and Salesforce.

badp

> 3 month term

Frank

Compared to them, PHP is meh.

badp

Fuck right off

GodEmperorDune

9:40 PM

@Frank ewww

badp

I don't need to read more

GodEmperorDune

salesforce UI is such a cluster

arda

Designer ("designing"), developer ("developing, testing"), IT ("maintaining") and sysadmin ("implementing")

GodEmperorDune

and fuck those guys for putting "upsert" in the salesforce proprietary language

Frank

@arda Other than basic design, I can and have done all of those.

badp

9:42 PM

@arda implementing is not sysadminery

maintaining might be tho

GodEmperorDune

also someone writing about html/css/js and AS400 in the same post is not a good sign

arda

ok, remove IT, add maintaining to sysadmin, implementing to developer

Frank

Yeah. The director was all, "Hey, yeah, we need to change the design of this site. No real guidance, but I think these car websites look really cool!"

GodEmperorDune

@Frank wat

arda

@Frank I've done all of those too (inc. design, mostly for games), but you probably didn't have your job description as all of them

Frank

9:43 PM

When I told him that I was a backend guy, not a designer, he wrapped up the interview pretty quickly.

badp

Game design and website design probably only share the word "design" in common

GodEmperorDune

@arda in an enterprise environment you should not have the same person doing all of those

Frank

Don't think I'll be getting that job, but I don't really care.

GodEmperorDune

so what designer is going to care about an AS400 backend?

i mean if you are exposing your AS400 to the internet to host web pages you are doing something wrong

arda

@badp yes

badp

9:45 PM

Do I want to Google as400?

GodEmperorDune

@badp old mainframe, still used in a lot of big banks

arda

@GodEmperorDune yeah

badp

I shouldn't have googled as400

arda

@GodEmperorDune Reason to move over to bitcoin

badp

@arda pls

GodEmperorDune

9:46 PM

@arda lolno

banking regulations are intense and you still have fraud and craziness happening... i don't know how they expect an entirely unregulated currency to work just because of math

protip: the problems are because humans are involved

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Math can't account for human actions.

We're too random.

arda

> This is not a drill. You can tell by the lack of drilling noises

murgatroid99

@Frank Probability theory is also a field of math

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can I hatch a Pokemon egg by riding a bike

Does Pokemon Go detect and care whether you are riding a bike (or driving a car, for that matter) when hatching an egg, or do you have to be on foot?

pokemon-go

0

Q: How can I get old MC Server versions?

I am a frequent Minecraft player and I'd like to create a 1.3.2 Minecraft server as a tribute to the old days, but I'm not sure where to find a 1.3.2 version. I tried mcversions.com, but you have to pay money to have a server through there, which is not what I am trying to do. Thanks.

minecraft-server

arda

@badp here have some internet money

Frank

9:52 PM

@murgatroid99 As a mob, yes, humans can be predicted. That's what Asimov's one series was about, right?

arda

+/u/dogecoinbot @badp 13.37 doge verify

murgatroid99

@Frank Foundation, you mean?

Frank

But on an individual scale, I don't think it's possible to accurately predict what someone will do.

@murgatroid99 Yes. The name had escaped me.

murgatroid99

@Frank Well sure, but that's not specific to humans. We can't accurately predict the weather either, except probabilistically

And the main obstacle, likely in both cases, is fundamental limits on the amount of data that can possibly be collected

Dragonrage

burn spam edit

Lazers 2.0

10:03 PM

0

Q: MineCraft Skin Wont Upload

My mine craft skin won't upload whenever i log onto mine craft and press change skin it always says bad request. I've tried many times to fix that but somethings up please somebody help me i want a new skin

minecraft

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage They proposed another spam edit

Ellesedil

She looks legit.

GodEmperorDune

they really need to add a "flag this user" button on the profile page

arda

@GodEmperorDune yes

murgatroid99

You can just use a regular custom flag on one of the posts and mention the pattern

arda

10:10 PM

@murgatroid99 0 posts

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 they are suggested edits unfortunately

on a tag wiki

arda

Test cases for PokeGo APIs is literally hacking: "teleport user, find pokestops in area, teleport there, spin it, find-teleport-catch nearby pokemon"

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Dark Souls 2 enemies targeting player with the highest number of souls?

Letting yourself be summoned for boss fights is a quick way to collect lots of souls. Usually I've been returning to Majula as soon as I have enough souls to level up, but today I've been summoned several times without pausing. As a result I collected 200k+ souls. At this point it seemed like I w...

dark-souls-2

Dragonrage

props to whomever flagged that comment as offensive. i was in a meeting when i got the notification of it

badp

@arda what else are you going to do

not test your thing?

arda

10:22 PM

@badp better hax

badp

You can have the test check that the previous build's user got flagged for cheating!

arda

@badp :P my alt most definitely did get flagged today

badp

@arda so what happens when that happens?

arda

this

badp

That happens when that happens.

arda

10:24 PM

also 0xp and no items from pokestops

GodEmperorDune

@badp can you use modly powers on the spamming user?

29 mins ago, by Dragonrage

burn spam edit

badp

Well clearly you were using some bootleg pokeballs

murgatroid99

ispokemongodownornot.com

GodEmperorDune

18 mins ago, by GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage They proposed another spam edit

badp

@GodEmperorDune not really

GodEmperorDune

10:25 PM

how should we mod-flag a user that has no posts and suggested spam edits on a tag wiki?

arda

BURNINATE HIM

Fluttershy

@arda git gud

:P

GodEmperorDune

thanks @badp

badp

I don't think destroying the user does us much good

but hey

arda

@badp Q: How can I make sure my pokeballs are genuine?

badp

10:28 PM

it has been done

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Would installing RPM cause any problems?

I help my brother run a minecraft server for his friends and he needs help updating java. He connects to the server through PuTTY, and is wondering if installing rpm after he has set up the server would affect it in any way? He also wants to know if updating java while the server is set up would...

minecraft linux

arda

we have one for wii controllers!

@Lazers2.0 serverfault

badp

@arda -1, not enough scuba gear

Dragonrage

If close votes counted towards the electorate badge, I would already have it.

GnomeSlice

dang this album is good

gravitas on point

kermode is the spirit bear right

makes sense

Lazers 2.0

10:39 PM

-1

Q: Blockman multiplayer for Minecraft is not letting me sign in

When I checked my playmates where 67. 1 hour later they turned to 0, so I tried to sign out then sign in, but when I try to sign in it doesn't let me. Can someone help me?

minecraft

0

Q: How to log back into Pokémon Go account

Hi so I have an account and so does my sister.I logged out to play for her but when I tried to log back in it made me start from scratch (choose character, a starter, and a name) Is there a way I can get my account back it was level 10 so I don't want to restart

pokemon-go

Private Pansy

2

There's something not quite right about this but I can't put my finger on what

NBN-Alex

@PrivatePansy Cuba is missing

GnomeSlice

@NBN-Alex hue

Fluttershy

@PrivatePansy Valor - Mystic - Instinct... is it bad that's the first thing I thought of before I clicked to embiggen and saw the actual issue?

Ellesedil

@PrivatePansy Is that out of a Trump campaign promotion on what North America will look like if Clinton wins?

Fluttershy

10:45 PM

Also, they have the Mississippi river draining into the Gulf of Mexico from the wrong spot.

NBN-Alex

^winner

badp

@PrivatePansy I think it's the Soviet Subarc

or the fact that Belgium is still just like Belgium

Private Pansy

@Fluttershy Didn't they reverse the flow of the Mississippi at some point in history?

Dragonrage

they aren't showing hawaii

Private Pansy

Or was it another river Im thinking about

badp

10:49 PM

also Alaska doesn't extend that far south

NBN-Alex

Chicago River

The Chicago River is a system of rivers and canals with a combined length of 156 miles (251 km) that runs through the city of Chicago, including its center (the Chicago Loop). Though not especially long, the river is notable for being a reason why Chicago became an important location, with the related Chicago Portage being a link between the Great Lakes and the Mississippi Valley waterways and eventually the Gulf of Mexico. The River is also noteworthy for its natural and man-made history. In 1887, the Illinois General Assembly, partly in response to concerns arising out of an extreme weather event...

murgatroid99

@badp It's not like the rest of it is accurate political geography

Ellesedil

The PNW of the US is all messed up.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: My Minecraft worlds aren't loading

Ever since I tried to upgrade to 1.10, my Minecraft worlds won't come up. Sometimes I can get in the world but it says at the top "Minecraft _.__._ Not Responding". After it says that it gets off the game. SOMEONE HELP ME!! This is what it says after it gets out of game, Completely ignored argum...

minecraft

0

Q: wont let me sign in blockman multiplayer for minecraft

So I logged out because I had 28 playmates and 2 hours later it said I had 0 and it won't let me log back in.can you tell me what's going on?

minecraft

Fluttershy

@PrivatePansy 1811 and 1812. A series of earthquakes from the New Madrid fault line reversed the flow for a bit.

Apparently those earthquakes could be felt in Ohio and South Carolina.

murgatroid99

10:53 PM

I love destroying shitty users

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 the mod abuse has its hooks in you now

NBN-Alex

@murgatroid99 Was it that blockman question user?

murgatroid99

@NBN-Alex I'm a mod on BCG, so it was a user there

NBN-Alex

derp

BCG?

arda

board and card games

NBN-Alex

10:58 PM

AH

Though it was Board Game Geek before realizing the C

arda

that reminded me of Neckbeard Party Materials

in The 2nd Monitor, Jul 1 at 4:55, by arda

Dragonrage

11:14 PM

these drawings are amazing

4

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage cc @ash and anyone else who wants to squee

i mean i want that gengar suit

that looks so badass

user15026

@Dragonrage oh my gosh those are so cute and so well done. I needed some good cute in my day.

two bugs

Neat, Blizzard decided that the spec I play doesn't need to work at level 100!

I'm sure it'll be fine in 1.5 months when the expansion comes out

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs Blizz squashes 2 bugs, news at 11

two bugs

They just do this sometimes, they make certain specs completely stupid for periods of time

GodEmperorDune

11:29 PM

why though?

two bugs

Numbers

Basically it's all balanced around being level 110 and having your artifacts and everything

Right now we're all level 100 and no artifacts

GodEmperorDune

how do artifacts work? are they like legendaries that level up with you?

two bugs

Sort of. Each spec has their own and the idea is you work on powering it up and progressing

On the plus side WoW tokens have spiked to 50k so I might sell a few

Chippies

11:49 PM

WoW trade chat is so salty today

and I don't normally even use that word for anything other than food

GodEmperorDune

it'll never be as good as barrens back in the day

Ellesedil

Today's T-Mobile Tuesday offers includes free data for Pokemon Go for a year.

GodEmperorDune

@Ellesedil gotta capitalize on dat hype

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do you get Ingredients to evolve creatures in Card Wars Kingdom

Pretty much what's in the title, during the tutorial you're told that you can evolve creatures so you can continue to increase their stats but they require ingredients as opposed to cake. Where do I find these ingredients?

card-wars-kingdom

Ellesedil

@Lazers2.0 You transfer extras to Professor Willow. Duh.

Dragonrage

11:59 PM

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