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3:03 PM
@Evilardaozkal It's a lot of fun
I found it pretty challenging too
So as long as you don't mind retrying a lot
It's really arcadey
lots of polish, funny dialogue
 
@fredley Why heck, you could almost say that was it's primary feature!
If anything, warning folks about friday link swas the bug!
 
I don't mind retrying but it gets frustrating after some time
Ugh my isp. No Internet or not acceptable speeds.
 
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Q: What is this tab on the game over screen?

Question MarksOn the game over screen at the end of a run, there's a small pink bookmark-like tab to the left of the book. If you click on it, it flickers a bit like it's beginning an animation to pull out, but immediately goes back to normal. Trying to drag it doesn't seem to do anything different. What is i...

 
Not acceptable = literally dialup speed
Like it took me an hour to buy an album on band-aid
Bandsaw you damn keyboard
 
3:13 PM
B a n D c a m p
 
I want to star a monolog
that was almost gnomeslical
 
android keyboards are terrifying
T E R R I B L E you damn keyboard
 
unsure if trying to type terrible
you need to train it
 
I think I'm gonna finish Dark Souls 2 this weekend. I think I'm past my sadness about Lucatiel of Mirrah to play again. Just can't decide if I wanna do the DLC. I heard the DLC was kinda meh.
 
or use the swipe key stuff
 
3:17 PM
@Evilardaozkal do you have anything you could trade for it? how much is it?
 
@Fluttershy My friend loves it but my DLC experience was bad
 
@agent86 5TRY, must be abouut 2$.
 
@Fluttershy wish i could make that choice, i got no idea where i got to
 
@badp man, I just had a meeting like this. took a lot of effort not to game on my phone during it. zzzz. I failed a few times. got some FFRK in
 
I only tried the ice one but it was really annoying and the tiger boss was really stupid
 
3:17 PM
@Evilardaozkal yeah, I'd buy it for $2
 
i love the game, but it makes me rage even more than even DS1
 
3:33 PM
well, submitted my 100k prize thing. I'll take pics for those of you curious as to what you get...
 
Man, if trump wins, I don't even know
 
@Wipqozn would you move to canada? owait...
 
I know folks like to keep saying "It can't happen", but who firggin' knows
 
I think it's too early to say who can or can't win
I'm going to get involved against Trump, though.
 
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Q: How do I receive Super Sea Snails from Splat Fest?

pinckermanI've played the last Splat Fest (Spongebob vs Patrick) getting a Champion rank but ending in the losing team. This should have awarded me 10 Super Sea Snails. But I've got none yet. How do I get my prize? Did I have to connect on a specific day to collect them? Now there's a new Splat Fest in...

 
3:35 PM
He's super dishonest when he does speak, and the stuff he isn't dishonest about - like his economic plan - would be devastating
 
@twobugs Bad how? Like it just wasn't fun?
 
@Fluttershy The ice place is pretty long and everything is white
The first boss there, Tiger, is a huge pain the in ass. Massive HP pool, can basically 1shot me
 
@twobugs THAT'S DARK SOULS, BABY
I do need tofigure out supper though
 
His hitboxes are AWFUL, too
 
and, more importantly, take out (aka sushi), or make something
 
3:37 PM
I guess that's also Dark Souls now
 
on one hand, sushi is great and lazy
on the other hand the I AM AN ADULT in me says I should make supper becauase adulting, be better with money, etc etera
 
I'm told the tiger is the worst part of any DLCs (Aside from a few literal copy-paste bosses) but I don't know if I care enough to try the others
 
@Wipqozn Supper? It's not even noon for you yet! Shouldn't you be figuring out lunch instead?
 
if ur adulting right its friday and u got cash for take out
 
@djsmiley2k I'm not sure what you mean here.
 
3:43 PM
@djsmiley2k I always have cash for take out
 
He's trying to say that yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday. We, we, we so excited.
 
the choice to finish ds2
 
@Wipqozn Gotta have your bowl
 
For some reason my surface keyboard decided that the enter key now only does line breaks, not send a chat message :(
 
My "be better with money" isn't "oh no how will afford food" but "I'd be better off saving or investing that money for the future, and just make food myself instead"
 
3:44 PM
thats an option no?
@Wipqozn aah ok
 
Yeah saving is good
 
then fine
 
but I'm also lazy
THE INTERNAL STRUGGLE
I'm also trying to eat better
being lazy and eating healthy is a difficult combination
 
@Wipqozn It really is :(
Having to hit "send" to chat is the worst thing ever and I want to die now
 
an d saving money
 
3:47 PM
@twobugs think about your chickens
the chicken have one love for you
don't let the chicken down
 
I tried connecting and disconnecting my surface keyboard and it didn't fix the issue
I'll probably have to reboot because that's what happens with all these wonderful undocumented Surface features
 
@twobugs Reload chat
@twobugs Buy a new computer
 
@fredley Let's see if this worked... it didn't
@fredley I like my Surface, I just think an iPad pro would have been a better fit for my usecase
 
intensify the reloadings
 
I'm well beyond my return period, though
 
3:48 PM
@djsmiley2k Oh. Why can't you finish DS2? :(
 
becase i suck
and lack of time i guess
 
I will reopen Edge I guess
 
gaming time this week totals about 2 hours
 
Edge is dumb and I hate it
Reloading Edge fixed the issue
 
Ah, gotcha. :( are you stuck on a boss?
 
3:50 PM
The downside to using a password manager is that my passwords are long and I don't want to have to retype them on Chrome so I put up with nonstop suffering on Edge
 
I mean I mainly want to play Hearthstone on a tablet, possibly other older games but GoG stuff I've tried has been a real mixed bag on my Surface
Unholy Heights doesn't even open at all, Shogo I apparently screwed up the config because it won't open either
MM4&5 are full screen only because DOS or something
 
@twobugs your password manahger is edge only? :/
 
@twobugs Ummmm LastPass?
 
@djsmiley2k Absolutely not, it's on my home PC. I've been too lazy to get it sychronized
 
3:56 PM
lastpass ftw
 
It's basically a really bad feedback loop where I'm too lazy to fix it because it's a minor annoyance but I'm too lazy to deal with the minor annoyance so I just suffer
Also figures that we get catering today when I bring my lunch :( (Good taco bar catering, too)
 
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Q: How often can you harvest Sleeping Tree Sap?

Michael RichardsonHow often can you harvest Sleeping Tree Sap from the Sleeping Tree in the Sleeping Tree Camp? I've previously heard that it refreshes daily, or when the site resets (7 days after last visit?), or that someone was never again able to harvest sap. Others have said that they have harvested multipl...

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Q: Multiple commands in a given sign doesn't execute correctly

CommandFoxWell, as you probably know, ArmorStand's with CustomName's are used to create holograms. I am trying to make a one command sign generator that creates a multiline hologram, multiple ArmorStand's under each other. The generator nearly works, as it returns a result. The command is quite long, so yo...

 
@Wipqozn Yeah, but if you pick up dinner instead of making it, you have more time for Overwatch
@Wipqozn I was at "It can't happen for the Republican nomination", and was clearly wrong there.
 
I once peed in a trump tower. they had those sensors for the toilet flushers before they were common. I was very impressed.
that's my only donald trump story. peeing in jersey.
 
I'm just going to assume that I'm living in some kind of metahuman-induced alternate reality and that any minute now someone will pull me back out and I will find that Rubio v Sanders is the 2016 presidential race
maybe scarlet witch is messing with my mind and inducing me to live out my worst nightmare
(two guesses who just saw the latest Marvle movie)
 
4:04 PM
@agent86 wait
you mean these sensors are now common?
 
Going to reinterpret that and say TIL @agent86 peed on Trump's toupee
 
@badp they are around here. almost all public bathrooms have them now.
 
@Sterno acceptance of data: very yes
 
@Sterno toupee or not to pee? that is the question.
 
why choose?
 
4:06 PM
@badp why not both! that's a very american way of looking at things.
I APPROVE.
 
I know, the americans love their faux dichotomies
 
good morning bridge
 
@badp faux. that's one of them there 'forrin' words. sounds like 'foe.' you're my enemy now, I reckon'
 
I like to make a choice and then disregard the choice so I can have the meta-benefit of having both in addition to having both
 
@agent86 no no no it's more like "fox" than "foe"
 
4:07 PM
MAX_AMERICAN
 
that makes me fair and balanced
 
@badp hmmmm. hmmmm. I dunno. Gonna have to let that one stew a'while
 
you should already feel your trust glands activating
and secreting trustammines
"trust a me, Mario"
 
@badp naw, I got my eye on you, boy. I'm vigg'lent like that.
>:|
 
@agent86 yes, please keep looking at me as my trust associates grant you freedom from your shotgun slavery
you want freedom, right?
 
4:11 PM
@badp I like shotguns. also slaves.
 
you like to be free
 
@badp yesssss, freedom.
 
America was founded on two basic concepts
Freedom, and Ghosts.
 
@agent86 you are free now, no more shotguns whispering to you little sweet nothings into your ears at night
telling you what to think, who to vote for, what ammo to buy
 
@badp yes, please... tell me everything to do so that I can be freeeee
 
4:13 PM
our freedom associated already freed you of your freedom shotgun, free of freedom charge
 
@agent86 @Wipqozn has to give you his socks
 
free freedom freeditude freedalicious freedoodad
 
all I can hear now is freedom words covered in freedom sauce
 
tmi
 
Freedom(TM) Isn't Free(TM)
Freedom is a registered trademark of AMERICA INC.
 
4:17 PM
but freedom from freedom is free
and it's got 50% more freedom than freedom
 
or if you prefer the version with more middle aged white guys in it - youtu.be/Vet6AHmq3_s?t=1m40s
 
"Please, increase the number of middle aged white guys" is something I hear all the time
 
Apparently the next Battlefield will be called Battlefield 1. Because numbers totally work that way.
 
@Sterno I know! I'm considering that as well. To be honest, though, when you say it out loud I feel kind of foolish for even considering something which was "less time for OVerwatch"
well this should be fun
time for dealing with the fact the dev who created the data structures (Aak the one I'm always bitching about) didn't realize he should have had clean dat for the database
don't store shit like "Yarmouth & Acadian Shores". change that to something else.
because looks like wordpress chokes and doens't like it
oh no it's just not workign for anything
and of coruse there's no error message
 
4:42 PM
@agent86 bernie says, think before you drive
 
I refuse to believe a language can be this badly made
The server must somehow have error logging turned off
 
@Wipqozn I'm just going to assume we're talking about PHP
 
@TimStone I don't know, he just butchered English pretty badly
 
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Q: How do I turn it off?

m04merlinI have a Nintendo mini classics fire today and I have no idea how to turn it off! I've tried waiting 10 minutes but no change. If you guys can help that would be awesome.

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Q: What loot should I keep and which should I sell?

ChaseCI know that I should probably sell 95% of the loot that drops, but I really don't want to sell something that could be important for later in the game. What loot is related to side quests or the main story line?

 
WOOOOOW
error_log(print_r("", 1));
if you pass print_r an empty string it just won't print to the error log
not even generating a warning
man fuck off
Like no
this server can'tbe set up correctly
There's no way PHP is that bad
4
 
4:47 PM
"this page is giving out a lot of warnings, can you please fix that"
 
If its, then I think I do need to seriously consider a career change into a non-PHP work, even if requires moving to the others ide of the world
 
Someone tried to tell me that JavaScript is worse than PHP
I hit them very hard
I can understand not liking JavaScript.
 
I mean, neither is Perl
 
4:49 PM
@badp He had so much anger he had to branch out to other languages
 
@Wipqozn My Little PHP Can't Possibly Be This Awful
 
opkay, error logging is definitly turned off
because dropping a random "tttt" into the file doesn't generate any kind of error
 
5 mins ago, by badp
"this page is giving out a lot of warnings, can you please fix that"
 
Don'tttt tttturn off error logging!
 
and I know it's pointed at the right log since error_log() is working
 
4:54 PM
 
nope they must be on,I specifically turned them on at one point
 
@Wipqozn Or maybe there's a global exception handler set!
 
maybe isp CONFIG IS BEING A CPAPS LOC
 
Because lolz
 
php.ini_override_REAL_v2__DO_NOT_EDIT.txt
 
4:56 PM
ASCII, YUSCII we all SCII for country
 
#notallscii
 
@badp Well... That's like, just your opinion }:C
 
@MBraedley but wait... comments disabled?
 
Korea is failing to meet expectations at MSI
 
5:00 PM
@FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig Because he has specific submission criteria.
 
China> NA ~= Taiwan > Korea > EU ~= Turkey
 
Wait, why does my broser redirect any #-prefixed search to twitter? MAYBE I LIKE MY # SYMBOLS JUST FINE!
 
@FaceSavouringDeliciousFood-Pig I have opinions, I have the best opinions
 
okay there is something wrong with th eserver, because I just tested that elsewhere and it worked
wlel..broke, but through an actual error message
so now the question is "what even the fuck"
 
5:36 PM
@Wipqozn at times like this, i start wondering if i'm querying the right server.
 
@Dragonrage That's an understatement.
I haven't had a chance to watch any matches, but for SKT to be 2-4 is insane.
Did they even lose a single game at Worlds?
 
yea i know Rox Tigers took a game off them
 
okay I'v edecided
Getting Sushi
 
but so far china beat skt once, the flash wolves beat them twice, and clg beat them once
 
Thanks for the help deciding @Sterno
Eating as soon as I get off too. So hungry. Had a very small lunch.
 
5:43 PM
skt went 2-0 first day against G2 and Super Massive, then 0-4 the next two days
 
@Dragonrage IIRC, G2 and Supermassive are both wild cards.
 
lets see if clg can win again against them tonight
@Yuuki g2 is from EU LCS
 
@Dragonrage So... wild card.
 
but they are playing like a wildcard team
 
@Dragonrage There was a whole hubbub about them taking a 2-week vacation instead of practicing for MSI.
 
5:45 PM
@Yuuki no they are from an established region, so they arent a wild card region
but yea taking a vacation before MSI with so much on the line is just stupid
 
@Dragonrage The joke is that EU teams play like wild cards.
 
this season they are. last season two of their teams made it to semis at worlds
 
Although apparently the gameplay at MSI in general has been terrible.
 
@Wipqozn You still chose poorly, because sushi is awful
 
i think it is the clashing of metas mostly
 
5:48 PM
> It's just like that one saying. "Don't argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you on experience."
> That's why SKT lost 4 games in a row. They were dragged down to the clown fiesta level and beaten by teams molded by the clown fiestas.
 
RNG and CLG thrive on chaos mostly
 
CLG is an exciting team to root for, I'll say that.
Every game's a rollercoaster of emotions.
 
but the Flash Wolves actually played a pretty solid objective game at least the first game. havent seen the second one
 
Should I watch the CLG/SKT game?
 
yea
its pretty great
the beginning is a bit slow, then it gets crazy
 
5:50 PM
I'll probably watch it on my train ride home today. I have some data to burn on streaming YouTube videos.
 
it's basically what you expect from a CLG game
 
whatt thre
whts the gamee?
 
its the only game ive watched of last nights games
@djsmiley2k LoL if you are asking about what yuuki strix and i are talking about
 
yah, ok
 
6:10 PM
@Sterno What. You're a monster. I'm willing t forgive this and attribute it you going senile though.
 
user15026
I have officially now gotten a response from Steam Support that I've already gotten and done previously.
 
user15026
From the same tech who sent it before.
 
user15026
So we are going in circles now, it seems.
 
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Q: Skyrim Alftand Weapon

Victor GarciaI cleared Alftand without any quest that required me to enter Alftand. I already read that there are two different quests on this location, and one is concerning a weapon. I would like to know which weapon it is so I don't change it or sell it or use it please.

 
user15026
(I'll still follow it and do it but yeah, things are fun.)
 
6:21 PM
@AshleyNunn what happen?
 
user15026
@badp Steam doesn't work on my machine
 
user15026
Last night they suggested full OS reinstall
 
@AshleyNunn yes, but how?
failed login?
stuck at logging you in?
no game installs?
a picture of @Wipqozn appears instead of your game list?
 
@badp or worse, his socks
 
@badp doesn't open
just dies
13 hours ago, by Ashley Nunn
@Evilardaozkal I start steam, it does any updates, it goes "connecting Steam account:me" and then dies
 
6:34 PM
hrm. like, you launch it and nothing shows up?
 
> "connecting Steam account:me"
 
oh, that message shows up and then steam.exe closes?
 
probably that
 
or does steamservice.exe crash, taking steam.exe with it
 
i just want it to be the weekend already
it looks cool and all, but yea i have league and overwatch
and i'm really liking most of the changes in 6.9
 
6:41 PM
Except Cass, apparently, who has a sub-40% winrate now.
 
@Dragonrage Malz is straight-up ridiculous as I predicted though.
 
@badp they also told her something about dllhost.exe errors
 
he is like permabanned at all ranks i think
 
10> sort (9..12)
$res[7] = [
  10,
  11,
  12,
  9
]
 
I would think so. 90% damage reduction and immunity to CC for at least 1 second?
 
6:42 PM
PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
Even a child could see that would be OP as f--k from miles away.
 
@badp Even though they're numbers, not strings? :|
 
@badp lol
 
@StrixVaria ah, but you see, in Perl THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
 
Maybe @Wipqozn should become a Perl programmer
 
6:43 PM
@badp :|
 
well there is if you go Devel::Peek at the variable flags
 
@StrixVaria i think she is just at 40% but that is partially due to the spike in popularity
 
Since he loves masochistic programming languages so much
 
@StrixVaria I still have a piece of code that is roughly like this, borrowing divmod from Python
 
a bunch of people who dont play her started playing her because she got changed
 
6:44 PM
You'd need to do sort (9..12) { $a gr $b } to sort them as strings.
 
even if she is strong, if you cant play her, you will lose
 
Have boot enchants been taken away yet?
 
my $seconds = shift;
my $minutes, $s = divmod($seconds, 60);
my $h, $m = divmod($minutes, 60);
return ($h, $m, $s)
 
yes
 
2.2.4 :002 > (9..12).map.sort
 => [9, 10, 11, 12]
Ruby does something right!
 
6:45 PM
I kid you not, that still gives me ("1", 59, 59)
 
12 messages moved from Overwatch
 
that was weird
 
@Yuuki your attempts to remove perl from your screen have failed
 
@Yuuki going mad with power.
 
@StrixVaria Does the map just do nothing there? Or does it convert to a list?
 
6:46 PM
Well, we were starting to get into League talk.
 
@murgatroid99 It just turns the Range into an array.
 
So I figured I'd move it here instead of keeping it in the Overwatch room.
 
isnt there a league chatroom?
 
DO keep in mind
 
summoner's rift or something
 
6:46 PM
("1", 59, 59) is not a data structure
it is merely three values
 
I just had a long fight with Ruby about signal handling
@badp That's called a tuple
 
no that is not a tuple.
that is precisely what I am saying.
 
I think part of Cass's problem is that her W used to be a zoning/area denial tool.
 
Apparently you don't need the .map and (9..12).sort just works, which I guess makes sense for ruby but I didn't even think to try.
 
it is a purely syntactical construct called a list
there is no thing holding them together.
you cannot directly assign that thing to a variable.
 
6:47 PM
With it being changed a cone spell, her zoning isn't as strong as it used to be.
 
you can assign it to an array, then the array will take the values in that list.
you can assign it to a hash, then every odd element in the list gets stringified and becomes an hash key and every element after that is the value for that key.
you can assign it to a scalar, and then the scalar takes the number of elements in the list.
but the list is none of those things.
This is the source of endless confusion and frustration.
the only thing you can do that kinda keeps the list as it is is give it as the input to another function. That will read its input from the array named @_, which is not a list, but an array, and this increases the list-array confusion.
This has been 495% of your daily suggested dose of Perl
you're welcome ~
 
(think about that, it means that your daily suggested dose of Perl is non-zero)
 
I wouldn't do that if the servers weren't so bad.
 
@Evilardaozkal wait so that thing is permanently on even in-game?
 
6:52 PM
(I drop way too much)
 
this MOBAy bullshit needs to fuck off, I quit when I want
 
+1
there is join in progress too
game fills empty slots
 
@Evilardaozkal Even normal matches?
 
+ servers are shit
 
@Evilardaozkal oh good, I thought that wouldn't be the case
 
6:53 PM
@StrixVaria I'm not even level 25
 
"but no you can't have a life you have to plan your life around league okay like it is okay if you have to quit once a year maybe if your mom is on her deathbed"
 
THIS IS ABSO BULLSHIT
dropped again. 4th this hour.
srs enough with this thing
 

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