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3:00 PM
I wonder if there'll be a sale on tequila today.
 
besides, your paycheck from Drumco Sempai should've arrived by now
SURELY all that BRAND placement we've worked through hasn't gone to waste
 
@Yuuki Bad decisions are always on sale
 
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Q: Should I be an orc on an imperial for warrior style?

Jesus.MiltioSo I'm starting a new character and I'm a little confused. The character will be a one-handed heavy armored warrior with shield (or maybe a spell). The reason is why I'm confused is that the imperials get a gold bonus. I know it's only a few septims but at the end of the game it can be pretty muc...

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Q: In search of a game simular to VoidHunters

Eric JohnsonOn FunOrb.com there is a game called VoidHunters. In the game you get to pick up parts to build a space ship, and fight others in multiplayer. The problem is that no one plays the game anymore so multiplayer is not much fun. Are there any similar games that exist that would have a larger multi...

 
@fredley windows update is still at 0%
goddamn unbelievable
 
@TimStone Eh, I'd wait until after Friday anyways. Shouldn't drink when I have a final tomorrow.
 
3:04 PM
@GodEmperorDune It sounds like it's borken, turn it off and on again
 
@GodEmperorDune John Oliver with his COMPUTER THING THAT NEVER WORKS patent strikes again
 
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Q: Should I be an orc on an imperial for warrior style?

Jesus.MiltioSo I'm starting a new character and I'm a little confused. The character will be a one-handed heavy armored warrior with shield (or maybe a spell). The reason is why I'm confused is that the imperials get a gold bonus. I know it's only a few septims but at the end of the game it can be pretty muc...

I guess I don't really know what to say for that question
It's 100% opinion based but there is a legitimate question in there - which race is better suited to a 1 handed playstyle?
It's just phrased poorly
 
I feel like these are slightly over-designed.
 
@Yuuki What. WHAT.
 
@PrivatePansy Did you not know they're doing a Power Rangers movie?
I've mentioned it before, I swear.
 
3:08 PM
@Yuuki another one?
 
@Yuuki No, and now I want that information scrubbed from my head
 
Huh. It looks like they're changing a few things with the story too.
Rita might be a former Power Ranger gone bad.
 
Those look too silly to be power rangers. I know what I said.
 
the glowing strips of LED
 
@twobugs It's kinda opposite to me: it looks too serious.
 
3:12 PM
I think that's what makes them silly. They tried too hard to be serious.
 
Ewww... They've still got the weird metal lips.
 
@twobugs They look like neon colored versions of Batman's armor from the Dark Knight trilogy
Which is not a great combination
 
@PrivatePansy also the weird codpieces
 
You can't get rid of the metal lips. That's like core power rangers mythology.
 
@GodEmperorDune OKAY NOW I REALLY WANT TO UNSEE THIS
 
3:15 PM
@twobugs THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!
 
The female armor I find particularly silly because they wanted to make it look like it has a boob window despite it being a full body suit of armor. So it's a boob window to metal, making them look like really silly robots
 
@twobugs But they all have boob windows.
And it looks more like some kind of Iron Man-esque visible power core.
 
@Yuuki yeah the iron man belly button is also strange
 
For the guys it's just an iron man glow thingy. For the girls it's clearly intended to be a boob window instead of an iron man power core
 
@twobugs no i think its a boob window on the guys too, just weird lighting
notice how the glow is in a different spot on each guy's boob window
 
3:18 PM
@GodEmperorDune It looks different because it doesn't go inward on the guys :P
It's a power core that is curved to be a boob window
Anyway, this is really silly
 
@twobugs agreed
sillier than my windows update, which will probably not finish by the end of the overwatch beta
 
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BOOB WINDOWS
 
@PrivatePansy because its better than weirdly sexual MLP fanfic?
 
@ChromeSlice isn't even here
 
@fredley Good point, we should have cc'd him
How rude of us
 
3:24 PM
cc: @ChromeSlice
 
Mmmm... my workplace got Thai food catering today. If I can just survive until it goes free game I won't even need to get my own lunch
I SURE HOPE NOBODY STARTS POSTING FOOD
 
So you're saying if I show up unexpectedly at your office someone will feed me all the Thai food?
 
Possibly
 
Excellent
 
@twobugs cc @Yuuki
 
3:33 PM
@GodEmperorDune Too busy traveling to @twobugs's workplace so I can steal all the free Thai food.
 
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And then I'll post pictures of it when I get back to taunt him.
 
You'd have to be pretty fast to make it here from Texas
 
Now there's a Nessie tea infuser too?! /cc @AshleyNunn
 
user15026
There is! Mine just arrived the other day!
 
3:35 PM
:D
 
@TimStone Okay I NEED to buy this now
 
@TimStone i believe @AshleyNunn is already using that infuser
i also believe that i forgot how to read the next line, lol
 
@agent86 456
 
@agent86 are these secret codes? are you with the CIA teleporting obama to mars?
 
3:40 PM
@PrivatePansy that result would require a concerted effort on behalf of the community. I don't find it likely.
@GodEmperorDune silly god, teleportation is currently science fiction. we're going to mail him, duh
 
aww
the no-haggle combo in recettear doesn't go past 128
 
@agent86 damn, how many stamps do you need for that?
 
huh, unexpected. 108
 
It takes 3 forever stamps to mail to Mars
 
127
 
3:42 PM
@badp I was never very good at comboing haggles. there was always some loser who would get in a huff or make an unreasonable demand.
 
No Nintendo Direct at E3, looks like just a Treehouse
 
@KevinvanderVelden it's a lot of stamps.
 
@agent86 usually it's only a problem when the child wants a book
maybe it becomes a tougher problem later on
 
Treehouse probably won't be the same after they fired that community manager because she was harassed by internet people
 
 
3:43 PM
@badp more likely I just suck at it
 
I should do the hell mode or whatever in Recettear. That was a neat little economic game with silly dungeon crawling
 
@badp I bet that simplifies things significantly
 
yup
but don't actually follow that guide
 
I should play that again
 
3:45 PM
switch to mxp/reputation
 
I kind of find it hard to get back into Recettear after realizing that the whole thing was much more deterministic than I thought
 
and follow that one instead
 
@PrivatePansy How deterministic is it?
Speaking of determinism, I should play more XCOM 2
 
It feels like you're wrestling with an opaque algorithm rather than actually running a shop
 
I've been traumatized ever since that game spawned @badp's inadequate mousing meme, though
 
3:47 PM
@twobugs basically sell at 105%, buy at 70%
that covers 80% of the transactions
 
I really did not like the dungeon crawling
 
it's frustrating at times.
 
if I was going to play it again, I'd cheat engine the fudge out of it
 
especially since you can't directly affect the way your adventurers are equipped
 
yeah, I always found that frustrating
 
3:49 PM
until Charme decides to buy some fucking equipment she's never* going to make it out of the beginning dungeon
 
@twobugs Apparently there's a new Call of Duty coming?
 
that and it's just a bit repetitive in the dungeon crawling sections, and it's not particularly polished
 
And there's a remastered 4 coming out as well?
 
wait, there's going to be a new call of duty game this year!?!
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personally atm I am detoxing from Danganrompa so I am okay with something a little more mindless
huh, store expansion doesn't cost an arm and a leg
 
3:50 PM
I'll probably break from ringrunners now, since I just got approved for stories: path of destinies and I think infinium strike is coming soon too
 
 
@Yuuki Yeah, I heard about this because Facebook made sure to tell me about the fact that DICE developers said the trailer looks dumb or whatever
 
SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES
 
less play, more play-disguised-as-work
 
and the table is off-by-one :/
 
3:51 PM
that rug needs to move
 
Man the wait for this Thai food is literally killing me
 
you can only move tables
 
like just lift up that table and slide it back under
 
the rug is the fixed point of the universe
everyone knows that.
 
@twobugs I have three bags of beef jerky in my desk. I'll share
@badp I did not know that
therefore, I am not in the set including everyone. I'm so alone :(
 
3:53 PM
do I even have enough stuff for sale to fill in those slots
barely
 
@agent86 What. I am so jealous
 
@SaintWacko so am I
 
@SaintWacko they started stocking it in the breakroom, and I steal some every time it's there
shh, don't tell anyone
 
@badp Relativity, disproven by a rug
 
afterall I'm sitting here eating turkish delight
 
3:54 PM
@agent86 Oh, man, I wish I worked there
 
@twobugs pls don't die :(
 
Physicists Hate This One Weird Universal Reference Frame, Discovered By A Rug
 
Bah, sellers, make your appointments to stop your services! These are things that should have happened a week ago.
 
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Q: How can I testfor only one player in a specific place?

iDoomfullI am making a map and I need to testfor the last player alive in the arena. I tried with selectors, but I am not really into this. Can someone help me out?

 
Okay it's noon, it has to be open season on food time now
 
3:59 PM
oh.
oh god.
I just googled how large her debt is.
 
@badp it's not the size of the debt, it's the motion in the sales promotion
 
that doesn't worry me too much, my record's 10 sales/hour
 
IT'S NOT OPEN SEASON YET, IT'S THE START OF CLOSED SEASON
OPEN SEASON IS AT LEAST 30 MINUTES AWAY NOOOOOOOOO
 
Man I love this piece
cc @StrixVaria @fredley @3ventic
 
 
4:04 PM
@Wipqozn 'tis a good piece
 
the dark souls of commerce sims
 
@fredley Yup. Sometimes I just like to loop it for an hour. IT's so good.
@badp I never did beat that game. I was doing fine, then I forgot to pay my bills, thne the game reseet and was too easy so I stopped.
 
good morning bridge
 
I really need to go back and play it again
@Dragonrage It's clearly the afternoon
@fredley and @badp can back me up on this
 
I beat Recettear and unlocked hell mode or whatever
 
4:05 PM
@Wipqozn Oh man I love this
 
Hell mode sounds fun
 
@twobugs Sounds like hell
 
That's ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous.
 
@Wipqozn You should mix it up a bit
 
@twobugs what, now the game considers your credit rating and interest rates on your debt?
 
4:06 PM
@Wipqozn It's almost evening
 
No it's endless mode with continually increasing debt each week!
 
I've got the Borderlands intro songs on repeat
 
oh god
 
@Wipqozn it's clearly not
@agent86 hello agent86
 
@Dragonrage ohai
 
4:08 PM
@agent86 ohio
 
@PrivatePansy tennessee
 
@fredley I was actually listening to some jazz like music for a hile. I've just been on "up next" since yesterday. At one point I there were some RAdio operas playing.
@fredley See! @Dragonrage is super wrong
@Dragonrage It clearly is. @MBraedley will back me up on this.
 
@Dragonrage Yep, @Wipqozn is correct. It's been the afternoon for over an hour.
 
@MBraedley Yup!
What's it like to exposed as a pathological liar on the internet @Dragonrage?
HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
 
4:11 PM
@agent86 That's an excellent choice
 
In fact, it's almost home time
 
@Wipqozn well if you assume im a pathological liar, then you wouldnt believe me if i told you
 
like a day in the life of @Wipqozn
 
@badp Oh snap
You sure showed that Wipqozn guy!
I bet he feels like a fool now
He'll probably go home and cry or something
 
poor @MBraedley :(
 
4:13 PM
@badp you get to experience that regularly, or are your personalities split that much?
 
I still need to get my ass handed to me by @MBraedley in rocket league
and probably let @Ronan watch
 
I hear @Ronan likes to watch
 
> "Not only is this disrespectful to the families and the church, it is giving goths a bad name, causing tension in the community for those who are goth all year round, not just for the weekend."
#notallgoths
 
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Q: Minecraft Voltz Server Slow when linked with Domain

NoahI have Voltz Server on my Ubuntu Server that can be accessed using both a domain name that is linked to my Public IP address and my actual IP Address. For some odd reason, when I want to connect to my server using the domain, the reception of the server is 1 bar, but when I log in, there is no pi...

 
4:18 PM
I wonder what happens if I try to git init inside an existing repo
git-ception
 
I still can't believe Trump is the de facto republican nominee. Obviously the writing was on the wall for a while but it still feels unreal
 
@PrivatePansy don't do it man
SOMEONE HOLD HIM BACK
 
@PrivatePansy new git submodule?
 
okay I'm way too hyped right now
 
@PrivatePansy Reinitialized existing Git repository in <DIRNAME>
 
4:19 PM
I want to just crack non stop lame terrible jokes
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM OH WHAAAAAAT
okay I need get back to work, and possibly fill the error logwith a bunch of lame jokes
error_log("Your mom's a an error log");
 
Patiently awaiting lunch
 
@Wipqozn 404 Joke Not Found
 
Locating the joke isn't the problem. Locating the humor is.
 
wait
@fredley the subtitle conflicts with the title
STAR REVOKED. GOOD DAY, SIR
 
4:23 PM
@badp No it doesn't
You can criticise and respect
 
Yeah, that title is deliberately inflammatory
 
GOOD DAY, SIR
 
I don't see anything wrong with "Hey I respect Trump for surviving a nasty primary but he's still a dork"
 
> The prime minister refused to retract his claim, made when a Trump candidacy still seemed an unlikely prospect, that the billionaire’s proposal for banning Muslims from the US was “stupid, divisive and wrong”.
"MY plan to kick them out of the UK is much better TBH"
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@murgatroid99 Welcome to headline writing
 
4:24 PM
@twobugs EXACTLY
I crack jokes all the time
 
@TimStone The UK already has a mote to keep them out, they need a wall now and Cameron is mad he didn't think of it
 
just because you guys aren't capable of understanding my comedic genius doesn't mean they're not jokes
 
@fredley no, that's still misleading
 
@badp ur misleading
 
@twobugs Patiently awaiting your mom
okay seriously bye for real this time
 
4:25 PM
@fredley yes, and I'm not an headline
I am just bad news!!
 
"An headline"
We've gone too far into UKisms
 
Using git still feels more like evoking magical incantations than using version control
 
IT'S 12:30 WHERE IS MY FREE FOOD
 
@PrivatePansy pffft
 
SOMEONE SENT OUT A FOOD IN THE KITCHEN EMAIL BUT IT WAS JUST PIE
 
4:32 PM
@twobugs Just?
 
THAI FOOD IS SUPERIOR TO KEY LIME PIE AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Plus I'm not going to eat pie before I eat lunch, that would be wrong
 
@twobugs Other than that most of the nastiness was from him...
 
don't forget your British roots
eating wrong is in your DNA
 
@SaintWacko Not really, there was plenty of nastiness all around.
Trump instigated, yes. But people overstate how different he was from the other candidates. They were all insane and making horrible comments
 
@badp yea, like who drinks tea anyhow?
 
4:35 PM
people who can't be arsed to make proper coffee
like me
 
Tea is amazing and @Dragonrage is horribly wrong
 
@twobugs urface is wrong. drink coffee like a proper non-British person
 
no proper person drinks the watery abomination you fiends dare taint the most holy word coffee with
 
@badp wat?
 
feign confusion all you want
you know very well what you have done
 
4:39 PM
I drink coffee and tea because there's no reason to drink only one
Also there is FREE FOOD NOW
 
no, i actually don't. i drink unpolluted and untainted coffee
 
you keep using that word
 
'p' IN @badp STANDS FOR 'proper' : DATA CONFIRMED
 
I don't think it means what you think it means
 
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Q: Will I ever be locked out of a specific Hunt?

ChaseCWill there ever be a time in the game where I will be too far to go back to a lower level Hunt? I'm afraid if I go too far into the story of the game I will miss out on some of the Hunts I should be doing then.

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Q: How do you get an elytra in minecraft

myasadefaHow do you get an elytra in survival mode without creative mode, commands, or mods? Looked it up and got no answers.

 
4:42 PM
@badp i know full and well what coffee means
 
show proof
 
PSA: Don't downvote newb questions. Downvote bad questions. — RikerW 2 mins ago
 
that is not coffee, that is coffee beans and grounded coffee beans
 
but newb questions are usually bad questions
@badp what you make coffee from
 
@Dragonrage so water is coffee because you need water to make coffee?
 
4:46 PM
though that coffee in the picture is not dark enough, nor in a large enough quantity
@badp technically you dont
 
coffee from a moka is acceptable as coffee. coffee from the barista machine uses steam, and you need water to make that.
@Dragonrage this coffee is in excessive amount and lacks the light brown cream
which admittedly you might not get from a moka
 
@badp coffee is supposed to be bitter, why would you add creame?
 
the cream comes naturally
 
@Dragonrage Then leave a polite comment telling them how to improve their question
 
the photo was bordering acceptability, then you added your comments on quantity
this showed your complete and utter wrongness
 
4:51 PM
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Q: How can I add a browser/web game as a non-Steam game to my library?

SillyGooseIf you want to create a custom Steam Controller configuration for a game you have to add it to your Steam Controller first, and I want to do so for games such as slither.io, and I also would just like to have them in my library. I know I can just add a shortcut to my browser that opens that link...

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Q: Which mod framekwork for Minecraft has the most active development scene, Bukkit or Forge?

Mikey T.K.It is my understanding that Bukkit was the framework of choice, and then there was some drama with the main developers. Nowadays, it seems like most mods are Forge-based, with Bukkit dying on the vine after some ownership uncertainties. Is this understanding correct, or is Bukkit still viable? ...

 
@badp just because you lack the fortitude to drink coffee in the copious amounts it was meant to be drank in does not make me wrong
 
lol
"fortitude"
if you truly want strong coffee at the expense of your health you do not need more coffee
if you want to show off your perilous fortitude you just use coffee instead of water in the moka
the rare and highly dangerous double coffee
 
@Dragonrage the more coffee you drink, the more you need to drink it to function normally. The fact that you think you have to drink a lot of coffee just shows how addicted you are to caffeine
 
@Chippies actually, i just love the taste of it.
 
4:55 PM
"I could quit any time, I just don't want to."
 
#icanquitwheneveriwant
 
@Unionhawk the first couple shots have nothing attached to the camera... how were they shot? what was holding the camera?
 
if your virtual recovery is produced by actual footage of real things... what about it is virtual?
 
@twobugs i stop drinking coffee for a month or so every so often just to prevent caffeine addiction, also i almost never drink it on weekends
 
Alright, my delicious free lunch is over. Free food rules
 
4:59 PM
I very rarely drink caffeine
 

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