The Bridge

badp

10:00 PM

@ardaozkal and he's found a new job, too.

BRB SIGNING UP

though to be honest that's probably someone with shell access to the box

ardaozkal

idk

Internet used to be much more free back in the day.

Profile pages with custom html etc.

badp

oh nevermind

StackExchange

We are getting reports of 522 errors. We are actively working on the issue.

Tweeted by StackStatus on February 11, 2016 at 9:44 PM

ardaozkal

I feel old. I've been online for over 13 years now.

badp

@ardaozkal yeah. This is one from the accounts from the twitter chain

clearly top 1 percentile stuff

Ohnana

10:02 PM

the only person stackstatus follows is ryan seacrest

SaintWacko

@StackExchange That's a lot of errors

Ohnana

what?

Unionhawk

Oh shit I just now realized how bad my b team is

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal custom HTML is just asking for trouble. Remember Samy Kamkar?

ardaozkal

@badp WARNING: MARQUEE DETECTED

badp

10:03 PM

the year is 2016

marquee still works

the universe is in disarray

Unionhawk

My one colonel sniper is wounded. WELL LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES SINCE THIS IS BASICALLY ALL B TEAM SQUADDIES

ardaozkal

@NateKerkhofs good ol' xss

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal And the silly thing is, in 2014, Twitter had the exact same thing: A self-retweeting tweet

Only for those that used Tweetdeck.

ardaozkal

There was a bug that allowed people to get other people to follow them too afaik

murgatroid99

@NateKerkhofs So, it was a bug in Tweetdeck, then?

Nate Kerkhofs

10:05 PM

Oh. Apparently, the Warcraft Lifestream in an hour is prerecorded

@murgatroid99 yeah, someone forgot to apply a basic XSS filter

You could literally use script tags

spugsley

ARE YOU GUYS READY

ardaozkal

Discovered by turkey's cesspool: Inci Sozluk

spugsley

BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY AREN'T

Nate Kerkhofs

<script class="xss">$('.xss').parents().eq(1).find('a').eq(1).click();$('[data-action=retweet]').click();alert('XSS in Tweetdeck')</script>♥

That was the tweet

murgatroid99

@NateKerkhofs The question is: why were they even rendering any HTML in tweets in the first place?

ardaozkal

10:07 PM

Oh boy, fitting an xss in 180 characters must be fun.

Nate Kerkhofs

@murgatroid99 if you do it properly, it should be literally displayed, but not parsed or executed

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley hawt pics?

Nate Kerkhofs

@ardaozkal the above is 140 characters and has a bunch of superfluous stuff. git gud

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune yes

before and after

3

I did a thing

GodEmperorDune

woot

ardaozkal

10:08 PM

news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-20004563-36.html

GodEmperorDune

ULTRA HAWT

cc @ktash

spugsley

what a different hair makes lololololol

from fiery redhead to grunge witch goddess just like that

ardaozkal

@murgatroid99 reason: tweetdeck.twitter.com

Nate Kerkhofs

Okay, so the right one is after, right?

murgatroid99

@ardaozkal that explains nothing

spugsley

10:10 PM

@NateKerkhofs yes

Nate Kerkhofs

I actually have this thing for gothic

although this doesn't appear like true gothic

Arperum

@spugsley Purple!

spugsley

@NateKerkhofs me too. I've been too scared of being all judged and what not to do the things I actually wanna do so fuck that, I'm me now

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley the confidence comes through

Dorian

Any 360 borderlands 2 players in here right now? Asking around in every chat, social group, and etc that I belong to and no luck so far.

Arperum

10:10 PM

I'm going to get my hair colored tomorrow again :)

spugsley

@NateKerkhofs nah, it's more just a hodge podge of me-ness

Nate Kerkhofs

@spugsley Don't worry. There are tons of awesome goths on TV, you don't stand out at all

spugsley

@Arperum YAY!

Unionhawk

"Those guys are probably too close together I'm about to get grenaded aren't I?" - me 5 minutes ago
*get grenaded, guy with meds panics*

MBraedley

@spugsley RIP @RedHeadSPugsley

Arperum

10:11 PM

@spugsley (Again) All the purple! This time I'm also coloring my beard though :D

spugsley

@Arperum YES PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN.

djsmiley2k

@twobugs lol the 2v2 in destiny atm is lololol

Nate Kerkhofs

Imagine someone on Stack Overflow managed to create a self-upvoting question

djsmiley2k

go in with revive

they don't know wtf happens

XD

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley you need to see @Arperum's xcom character

spugsley

10:13 PM

I'm slowly transitioning to lavender and ice blonde. This is a stepping stone because we had to go from VERY warm to VERY cool. My stylist is amazing

Nate Kerkhofs

Or a reddit post that upvotes itself

Dorian

Sadness...

Nate Kerkhofs

How not to design your game menus

Arperum

Feb 7 at 19:39, by Wipqozn

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune did i get one?

two bugs

10:15 PM

ARGH, the faucet in my apartment is leaking

RedRiderX

@NateKerkhofs The dark patterns are strong with this one.

two bugs

This is really annoying

RedRiderX

I've had that with other mobile games too

Well maybe I'm attributing too much intent.

They might just suck at UX

Nate Kerkhofs

@twobugs It's better than having Farah Faucett taking a leak in your apartment though

two bugs

Yes, I suppose

Nate Kerkhofs

10:17 PM

I assume since it's a faucet, you can close a valve somewhere to shut off the water?

Unionhawk

Man, this is making me truly appreciate how much work that sniper does

This is pretty awful

Dragonrage

what differences are there between xcom 1 & 2? besides storyline

djsmiley2k

@Arperum 0 kills?

Dorian

I'll be lurking, tag me if anyone still plays borderlands 2 on the 360 and has a couple minutes to waste. Not looking for anything, need to do something on my end and can drop some heads and skins for ya.

badp

@NateKerkhofs if only you'd connected with Facebook the big box would let you play!!

Nate Kerkhofs

10:19 PM

@Dragonrage From what I can tell, Xcom 2 basically improves on every system

djsmiley2k

Also am I dead yet?

badp

you know who else didn't connect with Facebook? Hitler.

Unionhawk

To say this is going poorly is an understatement

badp

@djsmiley2k no, jontron

djsmiley2k

@badp I could make so many bad replies to this

Nate Kerkhofs

10:20 PM

@badp You obviously don't know shit about my platform interconnectivity

I'm one of those guys who uses his social media mainly for promotional stuff

Dragonrage

@djsmiley2k i dont even know if im alive

i would assume not, since no one has complained about me

badp

@NateKerkhofs how do you synergize your personal brand with the wants of the social stream

Nate Kerkhofs

I don't use them for social interaction, besides some of Twitter

djsmiley2k

@Dragonrage lol

Nate Kerkhofs

@badp My personal brand doesn't give a hoot about what the social stream wants

/sinatra I do it my way

Dorian

10:21 PM

Hoot also works as a bleeping noise.

badp

@NateKerkhofs do you reach out for grassroots disrupts of obsolete know-how

Nate Kerkhofs

@badp If I was dumb enough to do drugs, I'd ask you if I could have some of what you're having, because your buzzword lingo is coherent like pliers on a pig

badp

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mission Statement

►

Nate Kerkhofs

I love how the entire side bar is image links, except that one racist comment about Canadians

badp

also please rsvp on your transient hollistic monetization of your social infrastructure

user15026

10:25 PM

Aww now I am sad I can't see the side bar on mobile.

Nate Kerkhofs

@badp Okay, I'm going to disabuse myself of the notion that your comments are relevant to this conversation and put them aside mentally

badp

I've been successfully exploiting stateless queue-based virtual need fulfilling systems

Nate Kerkhofs

Because obviously you've been drinking

user15026

Okay, peeked at it, and i fail to see any racist statements against Canadians.

user15026

@NateKerkhofs nope , he's just @badp

Nate Kerkhofs

10:26 PM

@AshleyNunn "All canadians are the same" Isn't that a gross simplification of the inhabitants of Canadia?

user15026

@NateKerkhofs shrug I suspect it has joking intent and even so it's not racist

user15026

As a Canadian I am far from offended

murgatroid99

I think "nationalist" would be a better word. Or maybe a negative form of that

GodEmperorDune

context is that someone confused @Wipqozn and @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice

Big deal

Nate Kerkhofs

10:28 PM

@AshleyNunn Also, were you here all the time or do you mods have an alert whenever someone mentions the word Canadian?

GodEmperorDune

BECAUSE MOOSE, MAPLE SYRUP, METRIC SYSTEM, NATIONAL HEALTHCARE

badp

@NateKerkhofs the previous two meesages roughly translate to, "how has spamming your friends on facebook worked out for ya? because I've been having a good time on the steam market"

GodEmperorDune

also tim horton's

GnomeSlice

@NateKerkhofs Fawcett*

badp

please readjust your transceivers

user15026

10:28 PM

@NateKerkhofs not sure what being a mod would have to do with it. I'm here more often than not.

Nate Kerkhofs

@GnomeSlice FINALLY, someone noticed

ardaozkal

I'm booting up Half-Life on my RPi now, hype initialized.

Dragonrage

@AshleyNunn is a ninja, so just dont worry about it

GnomeSlice

I've probably said more racist shit about canadians than anybody else here

Nate Kerkhofs

I've been makign subtle mistakes in my words for the past half hour hoping for someone to call me out on them

Lazers 2.0

10:30 PM

0

Q: New Steam install question

I recently wiped a drive C: and reinstalled windows. Steam client was installed on C: but my game files (SteamApps/common) were on a partition G:. C: has a new Windows install on it and instead of installing Steam on C:, I figure I install the Steam client on the G: partition, which is where th...

user15026

@GodEmperorDune no apostrophe! They had one but took it out because then they could use the same signage in QC and the rest of Canada. (Legit. It has to do with the French language laws or something.)

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn lulz

user15026

@NateKerkhofs why?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune aka QC ruins everything. ;)

Nate Kerkhofs

@AshleyNunn You'll see

murgatroid99

10:31 PM

@NateKerkhofs when?

Nate Kerkhofs

When my message is completed

user15026

@NateKerkhofs I don't really care, tbh

Nate Kerkhofs

Neither do I, I don't even know what my message is, or why I'm doing this

Wipqozn

@Sterno @GodEmperorDune @twobugs @SaintWacko @TimStone Missions are so much easier without a time limit. Just slowly turtle to victory.

user15026

goes back to making French toast

Chippies

10:32 PM

@AshleyNunn is... apostrophe illegal in French language?

Wipqozn

lol 68 turns, go me

Nate Kerkhofs

I think I'm even less coherent than @badp when she's talking about social media in buzzword lingo

user15026

@Chippies they don't use them the same, or something. So the apostrophe meant it was English and that was a no go. I forget the specifics.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn well duh

Wipqozn

Man, @john is a killing mission.

Most deadly medic

oh man, and @John and @Ronan got over being shaken

So looks like @Ronan got over watching @Fluttershy throw away his life so @Ronan could live.

@Sterno Not sure if you finished/won your base assault, but it does reduce the avatar counter by the amount shown on the base

two bugs

10:38 PM

Yeah, I'm glad they added a time limit because it makes it more interesting for me (even if that means more dangerous and intense)

GodEmperorDune

i lost a bunch of meld a few missions back because those strangling guys went stealth and wouldn't decloak

had to wait and overwatch em out

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn I have to be better about that. Sometimes I'm like "Well that's probably most of them"

And then the blacksite mission went horribly, horribly wrong :(

"j/k there's three vipers and a mech and two stun lancers that didn't trigger earlier for <reasons>"

Wipqozn

@TimStone It looks like Bradford might say something if you kill everyone

He just did that on a base assult

Arperum

@djsmiley2k New character probably.

djsmiley2k

:O

spugsley

10:46 PM

@GodEmperorDune I wanna see :(

GodEmperorDune

33 mins ago, by Arperum

Feb 7 at 19:39, by Wipqozn

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune Holy hell, yes

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn did you make a @spugsley xcom character?

two bugs

Pretty sure he did

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune he didn't. He hates me.

Lazers 2.0

10:49 PM

-2

Q: When i shift in minecraft I go slower than other people while their sneak?

One time I was playing skywars and I was building over. Then I realized my shift key was slower. I saw people shifting faster than me. But they weren't hacking. Then i was shift slower than other people shift. I had this shift problem for ever and i can't fix it.

minecraft

1

Q: How do levels affect engineers and scientists?

The command to add scientists and engineers to your Avenger is as follows (roughly): giveScientist [NUM_LVL] giveEngineer [NUM_LVL] What I'm curious about is what the level modifier does to scientists and engineers. I've tried low and high stats, like adding a level 9001 engineer and a level ...

@GodEmperorDune yes

@Wipqozn pics plz

I wanna see xcom fredley

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune After I'm done tihs mission, maybe

@fredley It's been posted before, rpetty sure

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn k

fredley

10:53 PM

@Wipqozn NOBODY PINGED ME

Dragonrage

i want to see SELECT * from xcom bridge_users

2

Wipqozn

2

oh wait,t hat's outdated

ardaozkal

@Wipqozn ohgodno

fredley

@Wipqozn lol, I should shave my beard like that

otherwise spot on

Wipqozn

There we go

fredley

10:55 PM

@Wipqozn My hair is long and blond, you should fix that

Also why did I get GnomeSlice troll armour?

Wipqozn

@fredley You were the original troll armour.

ardaozkal

@Wipqozn nice addition.

fredley

@Dragonrage

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1

two bugs

@Dragonrage This is pretty easy to do. Just buy XCOM2

Dragonrage

@fredley i should learn how to use sql one of these days

@twobugs i think i will get XCOM 1 first since it is on sale, and if i like it, i may get xcom 2 later.

Chippies

11:04 PM

@Dragonrage you totally just missed a great deal on XCOM 1 in humblebundle...

Dragonrage

@Chippies did i? thats a shame. though i can still get it and all the dlcs for like 10$

Chippies

@Dragonrage that's a good deal if it includes base game and Enemy Within expansion

still, for 15$ you could have had all that + civ games

actually, I don't think xcom ew was even in the 15$ tier, so it would be less than 10$

Wipqozn

So gas grenades are amazing

Unionhawk

lol

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn -1 for no diamond armor

ardaozkal

11:16 PM

@Unionhawk All are pretty accurate except heavy

Dragonrage

@Chippies store.steampowered.com/app/200510

Chippies

@Dragonrage that's a good deal indeed (p.s The Bureau is not an xcom game, it's a spinoff, in case you were wondering)

Unionhawk

yeah fwiu it's a third person shooter set in the same universe

@Dragonrage I want to know what fields SELECT * FROM BRIDGEPEOPLE will return (other than all of them)

Arperum

@spugsley I might post an actual picture of me to compare tomorrow. So you have to return if you want to see it :D

spugsley

@Arperum I will I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Arperum

11:24 PM

@spugsley In ~17 hours the coloring will be in progress.

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk i would guess username rep and awesomeness

Unionhawk

And probably userid and ssn

and current GPS location

two bugs

My SSN is 420-69-6666

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk pretty sure i didnt have to add my ssn

and what happens if you are from another country

Unionhawk

THEN ENGLAND WILL DRIFT OUT TO SEA

wait what

Dragonrage

11:27 PM

Arperum

I also never watched Metalocalypse. I am currently bingewatching it.

It's just slightly extremely NSFW.

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk obligatory link to your reference

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum i would think that show was designed specifically for you

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune Yea. it's pretty awesome.

Unionhawk

@Arperum IRL

Lazers 2.0

11:30 PM

0

Q: What is the pattern?

1, 3, 11, 47, ?? I'm stuck on a level. I have tried guessing a few numbers but can't see a pattern. Can anyone solve the following sequence?

think-different

Arperum

@Unionhawk There are times I am literally headbanging while coding. Or cooking. or basically anything really.

Dragonrage

@Dorian i am a ninja

MBraedley

I think I know who dies at the end of this season of Arrow, and all I can say is "Not cool!"

Dorian

@Dragonrage Aye. I think I screwed myself over though by trying to solve it without google first.

MBraedley

But if I'm right, at least it's not Diggle

Dorian

11:36 PM

But I forgot the fundamental law of problem solving, even on the professional level... Google first, think after.

murgatroid99

@MBraedley What season?

MBraedley

@murgatroid99 This season

I just finished watching last night's episode

murgatroid99

Oh. I haven't watched that one yet

MBraedley

@Wipqozn where's my character pose?

Chippies

@Arperum wow what, I thought of all the people, you would have seen it :P

Metalocalypse is great and the music is awesome too

Arperum

11:40 PM

@Chippies Yea, I have been planning to wat(ch it for a while now.

Chippies

although I did try to watch it again couple months ago and it wasn't as fun to rewatch it as it was the first time

the detail they put into the music and animation is crazy though

Arperum

Chippies

they actually make sure the fingers match the music they are playing

Arperum

Goats!

Unionhawk

Ah crap did the movie night pin fall off due to time?

Chippies

11:41 PM

@Arperum but... are they radical?

Wipqozn

@MBraedley One moment

Arperum

@Chippies I don't know. There once was one that actually ate the covers over the lights.

Unionhawk

there we go

Arperum

I'd call that pretty radical.

Unionhawk

possibly

Hopefully that should hold until the 20th

Or w/e, I don't know

Wipqozn

11:43 PM

@MBraedley

MBraedley

I may be slow, and I can't dodge an attack, but I have the will to aim my big fucking gun

two bugs

Don't need to dodge when you have armor that reduces damage!

Arperum

@Chippies It's aimed at metalheads, faking doesn't work. A band that playbacks even once basically gets ignored if it is found out. ANd it will be. There are always people that will notice it when a fingerposition is incorrect. ANd word will spread.

Chippies

@Arperum yeah, but it's still quite incredible that they do that for an animated show

MBraedley

@twobugs It's only level 1 armour though.

Chippies

11:47 PM

and they do it really well too

GodEmperorDune

@Chippies i believe one of the creators is in the band that comes up with all of the songs

Arperum

@Chippies True, but if they didn't people would complain. There are a lot of elitists in metal. Stuff has to be Trve Kvlt

GodEmperorDune

so they know their stuff

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Damn straight

Chippies

@Arperum tbh, I doubt they would

Wipqozn

11:48 PM

You also can fire grendaes

Arperum

@Chippies Never underestimate lunatics :p

Chippies

I mean, some might, but no one really expects animation to be accurate, they pretty much set a standard for that

chat lagging :/

Brandon Small is amazingly talented, he writes all the music for that show and each song is usually done in couple days or less

and those songs are by no means generic or bad (except maybe lyrics, but who can even understand those, amirite)

Dorian

-le sigh-

user15026

Dear internet - I want to know good ways to cook the venison sausages I already have, not how to make sausages.

Dragonrage

@Dorian google is your friend

Chippies

11:53 PM

@AshleyNunn so you want to make sausages, you say? Well, all you need for that is [...]

badp

Need for Speed Most Wanted is the less garbage of the two Criterion racing games I've had the distinct displeasure of experiencing

Three trashcans out of five

Chippies

@badp the old one or the new'ish one?

user15026

@Chippies Nooooo I want to eat the ones I have!

badp

@Chippies The old one isn't by Criterion, and is thus good.

Well.

Dorian

@Dragonrage But google can't play borderlands 2 with me.

badp

11:54 PM

The fact it's not by Criterion means it's not garbage.

Chippies

@badp ah, well, Idk who they're by, but I heard the new one is horrible garbage

badp

The old game is also my all-time favourite NFS game.

Chippies

the old one was pretty decent, although I didn't like how every time you started driving from a stand still, it had to do a burnout

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn pan sear with garlic?

badp

The old one's only big flaw is that sometimes it'd end the most epic of police chases with a crash

Chippies

11:55 PM

the first and second NFSU were great, NFS:MW was fun, but kinda started losing itself there

Unionhawk

Hmm... food

badp

NFS:Underground was okay, I finished it, but nowhere as good as MW

Chippies

if they had police in NFSU2, that would be great

Unionhawk

@Chippies I read that as NSFU

user15026

@GodEmperorDune That's similar to my current plan, I just haven't cooked it before so I want to make sure there's nothing special I need to do different than I would with pork sausages

Chippies

11:56 PM

@badp as I said, the driving physics was the only thing that I didn't like about it

badp

the new MW game basically is not happy to let you go five seconds without having you crash into something

two bugs

Not Safe For Uni

May Contain Correctness

Chippies

and that was only when driving from standstill

Unionhawk

@twobugs That's even funnier

Dorian

Facebook is also failing me, joined about a dozen groups and liked even more pages trying to find someone, and so far nothing. But facebook usually fails me.

Chippies

11:56 PM

other than that it was a great game

Dorian

Even 4chan is failing me right now, and 4chan never fails me!

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn all i know about venison is that it is ultra chewy, but i don't know if that means you need ot cook them in a way to avoid that

Chippies

I played a couple NFS games after that, but they were all quite crappy

badp

CRASHED - CRASHED - TAKEN DOWN - CRASHED - CRASHED

like, Carbon is better than Most Wanted new

and Carbon is the one with the canyon race gimmick

Chippies

carbon was so generic and boring

and iirc they messed up the car physics even more than in MW

badp

11:58 PM

and the shitty hood system where pursuit heat is determined by that shitty hood-by-hood basis

like

Dorian

At this rate I'm going to have to use a specific editor and hit that "Unlock All Skins" button even though I don't want to. I want a handful of specific skins and heads, and kinda wanna find the rest during play :/

Chippies

they had it good with NFSU and NFSU2, idk why they decided to mess it up

user15026

@GodEmperorDune This is sausage so I suspect that will be less of a problem than say if it was a bigger cut

badp

I literally beat the final boss of Carbon by the 10 seconds mercy rule

I was just getting started and YOU WIN EVERYTHING FOREVER GREAT JOB

Dorian

I only want to cheat a little because the skins/heads I want are so extremely rare and have no real way to make them less rare nor any real farming methods... I don't want to "unlock all" for just the handful of nigh-impossible-to-find ones that I really want.

badp

11:59 PM

STILL BETTER THAN HOT PURSUIT AND MOST WANTED 2

Transcript for