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3:00 PM
@Sterno I like how they decided to go with an Archer/Borderlands sort of art style too.
 
@Sterno She looks like she's bored in the mids of a porn shoot
 
@Yuuki 3spoopy
 
I could put it a bit more clearly, but I'm not sure how far I can safely take it
Also, hello everybody
 
@Nzall Can we officially stop with references to porn things from you?
 
@StrixVaria Okay, sorry
 
3:03 PM
@StrixVaria @Dragonrage Mata signed with KT Rolster.
KT has Smeb, Score, Pawn, Deft, and Mata now.
 
SKT has Huni, Peanut, and Faker, though, right?
 
@StrixVaria I might actually follow the LCK this season.
Rather than just tuning into the Finals.
 
I don't even remember their bot lane but that sounds insane.
 
I should probably start getting my mind out of the gutter. Some things shouldn't be discussed in public chatrooms
 
@StrixVaria Bang and Wolf.
Who are very solid in their own right as well.
 
3:06 PM
Oh yeah, they are good too.
I mean, SKT isn't going to have players who aren't at least very good.
 
"THE GAP IS CLOSING, AMIRITE?"
 
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@Yuuki From what I've heard of NA so far this off season it seems like it's not going to be much to watch.
 
@StrixVaria Well, the gap between SKT and the other Korean teams is closing, so it's half-right.
 
@Yuuki True.
Well, KOO was closest, though, and I think they lost most of their talent, especially Peanut who went to SKT.
So I guess we'll also have to wait and see.
 
3:09 PM
ROX had talent but unfortunately no money.
 
Oh right, they changed their name.
Due to losing the sponsor and I guess, with it, access to money.
 
@Nzall wth
 
This KT lineup does sound like one of those "get the dream team together to defeat the Big Bad in the Final Fight Of Final Destiny" things though.
 
Apparently, the compressor triggers a power cycle, which in turn triggers a Linux bug with the Intel graphics
 
@Nzall a refrigerator and a computer on the same power strip? I CANNOT SEE HOW THIS CAN POSSIBLY GO POORLY
 
3:15 PM
That does sound like a terrible idea
"Here sensitive electronics, have a nice big inductive load that switches often"
 
My son is starting potty training with no diaper today and I am terrified.
6
 
RIP @Sterno's sons pants
 
@Sterno RIP @Sterno's carpets
 
RIP @Sterno in general
 
3:22 PM
@Sterno insert pun about shit hitting the word ending in an today
 
Right now he's at daycare so RIP EVERY OTHER KID IN THAT CLASS
but mostly probably RIP my car on the way home
 
@Nzall can?
 
This spring, we finished with diapers after 10 years. Happiest day of my life.
 
@Nzall I'm not sure you picked the right word to "ending in a letter".
 
@Yuuki he never said letter, he just said ending in "an"
 
3:25 PM
@Sterno Rinsed In Piss
 
Also I'm trying to think of something to change in "rotary cooling device" to make it end with fan
(no points for words that aren't in an actual printed dictionary)
 
@KevinvanderVelden Whatever it is, when the shit hits it, it's sure to make a rataplan
 
I don't know what you're eating that would make a drumming sound
 
@KevinvanderVelden are you sure you want me to answer that?
 
@Nzall I'm fairly sure Strix just banned you from doing so =p
 
3:32 PM
@KevinvanderVelden seems about right
although this isn't related to that. I'm not THAT depraved
 
That's what they all say
 
Just think about a rabbit, that'll do for now
 
@Sterno Rekt
@Sterno Did you warn the daycare employees, or will it just be a nice surprise?
 
throws spear at @KevinvanderVelden
It was Greece! I swear!
 
We should continue that game
 
3:36 PM
Yes. And finish it tonight or tomorrow. I have no time after that until sunday.
 
Seems reasonable
 
@Unionhawk /cc @GodEmperorDune
 
I might be going to a couple concerts in the Netherlands. And just stay north of the border for a couple days.
 
That is the better side of the border
 
@Arperum What for? To avoid Saint Nick? They got him there as well
 
3:38 PM
@Wipqozn They were warned and are the ones who said they think he's ready.
(I think they're crazy)
 
@Sterno So... both?
 
@Nzall his girlfriend is dutch
 
@Nzall I got stuff already this weekend (also north of the border)
@KevinvanderVelden Also this. So very much this.
 
@fredley I wonder if there will be a leaked memo on Theresa May being angry about the leaked memo about her being angry about leaked memos.
 
Friday Blind Guardian! :D And wednesday Avatar.
 
3:41 PM
Fancy
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. Last weekend was Cesair :p
 
La la la, numbers going up
Maybe I shouldn't take 10.000 samples of how long the thing takes
 
@Yuuki leaks will continue until morale improves
 
@Arperum listening to it now
 
Hah. We're going to be ditching the application the consultants wrote for us.
 
3:50 PM
@Sterno Fun times
 
@KevinvanderVelden \o/
 
@fredley Is Theresa May literally Madam/Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter?
 
Unrelated dev at the client site keeps making changes to our code base when he hears that we couldn't do something for some reason or another, because he's all like "Oh, yeah, I can totally do that", and then I have to roll them back because NO DUDE, THAT INTRODUCES BUGS
I think it's a case of "Oh, the contractor said they can't do that? Well I totally can! Look!"
 
@Yuuki Yeah, but instead of a magic quill that writes the text in the back of your hand, it's a magic computer that writes the text into a public database
Why do I have 2 tabs for Klaus Barbie open?
Like, one with a google search and one with the wikipedia page
 
@Nzall Because you opened two 2 tabs for Klaus Barbie?
 
3:55 PM
I remember searching them, but I can't remember why I searched them
 
You know, when I googled that to find out who that is, I wasn't expecting nazis
I was kinda expecting santa barbie
 
@KevinvanderVelden oh, now I remember. it was because I was thinking about the Rat Race movie from over a decade ago, where one of the racers thought the same thing and brought their family to a Klaus Barbie museum in America
 
@Sterno I've worked with competent contractors before.
These we've kicked out were not that.
 
They end up stealing hitler's car, the driver gets into a fritz with a motor gang, they crash into a WW2 veteran memorial service, after which the driver does a rather accurate rendition of a Hitler speech because he burnt his tongue on a car cigarette lighter
 
3:59 PM
I hate everything right now
 
That movie had it's moments
it also had Rowan Atkinson groping a toddler to get a locker key back
 
@Unionhawk that happens
 
I have no idea why this isn't working and now I'm suspecting it's the slightly different microcontroller board (same microcontroller different devkit)
 
Add more capacitors?
(it works a surprising amount of time with microcontrollers)
Like, not enough pins to drive your LCD screen? add some capacitors (and resisters)
 
download more RAM?
 
4:03 PM
ICYMI: No, we are not going to make 'puppies' our Word of the Year. https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/in-a-time-of-uncertainty-a-divided-nation-searches-for-puppies-20161202
 
@Unionhawk Welp, "they're good <X>, <Y>" is officially dead.
And the Bridge didn't kill it this time!
 
@KevinvanderVelden I had suspected it was a voltage problem with another component, but that doesn't seem to be the case
I really just need to bring in that set of female headers I bought to use with this project so I can just grab the board we currently have soldered in and actually program it without desoldering it every time
Since that board definitely worked last time I tried all this
 
Because soldering and desoldering a thing constantly is very good for its lifetime
 
Well, and also because just short circuiting the serial pins to ground didn't work
so
I'm really mad that it's not just a power issue
 
Type		Quantity	Total (bytes)
Memory Leak	236		1,503,096
Joy
 
4:16 PM
@Yuuki they're good "they're good <X>, <Y>", yooki
 
@MBraedley Only 1.5MB? That's not very much in the context of ~32GB systems, so I wouldn't worry about it
 
"That's a Nazi." *Nazi puts on fedora* "That's an international alt-right man of mystery."
 
@fredley he has enough memory for everybody, just 640k
 
Trump Tower officially named as alt-White House
@KevinvanderVelden *4*k
 
@fredley Well, it's half a meg (500,000 bytes exactly) each time I perform a specific operation, and that operation might be done dozens of times, so it'll add up.
 
4:18 PM
@Unionhawk m'fuhrer
@MBraedley just restart the process every dozen operations
 
forking is cheap!! fixing memory leaks is expensive!!
 
@KevinvanderVelden o ok
@badp Just fork it
 
just
(hnnng)
fork it
don't let your leaks be leaks
yesterday you malloc()d star void
so just fork it
some people fix bugs, while you're gonna give up and FORK the thing
 
How long do we let this go on
 
4:24 PM
Until all available mass in the accessible universe is memory
 
not fixing it is possible
you should get to the point where your kernel would quit
and you're not gonna stop there
no, what are you toiling for
(hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng)
fork it
yes you can
just fork it
 
*[hnnnnnnng intensifies]*
 
if you're tired of fixing bugs, start giving up
 
give on giving up
 
found it!
 
@fredley hue
 
@badp what if you're tired of giving up? Does giving up on giving up count as giving up?
Are you just trapped forever and ever and ever
 
@KevinvanderVelden it counts as meta-winning
 
I was so careful about memory management in this class, but I still missed one place where I didn't free() before I malloc()d
And I should probably be doing a nullptr check in this one method...
 
nullptr is the best kind of ptr
 
4:36 PM
No pointers is the best kind of pointers.
 
...what the fuck
Why does this room have terribly maintained electronics equipment
Who the fuck unplugged the multimeter
 
Oh that was me, my bad
 
I did.
 
@Unionhawk it's good equipment, bront
 
Don't listen to @KevinvanderVelden. he lies.
 
4:39 PM
INB4
 
...huh
That might be why this isn't working
What
Why do I have literally 0V
 
Because 0v is best volt
 
Ugh wtf
 
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Q: Pls help me it crashes :(

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Q: Can Timewalking Items titanforge?

fcmFrom multiple dungeon runs and from seeing hundreds of item drops, I have never seen a Titanforged Timewalking item. I've seen Warforged items, but not a single Titanforged one (and every item was blue quality). Can they Titanforge at all? Is there an official statement on how it works?

 
so uhm apparently our modem that was fried a few days ago was taken over by this: arstechnica.com/security/2016/11/…
 
4:49 PM
I love everything @dog_rates has done for the world https://t.co/bVxKN5QRtP
they're good words of the year, brent
 
I think I just need to set the voltage source to 5 and bypass the voltage regulator part
 
RIP @Uni - Death by 5 kV
 
@KevinvanderVelden they're good voltages, kelvin
 
Yes, this +6v adjustable power supply is going to get to 5kV
 
I like how firefox is updating one version at a time
Wait no. I don't like this this is the worst why are you doing this?
 
5:03 PM
THIS WHOLE TIME
THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THE REGULATOR WASN'T SET UP PROPERLY
GOD DAMMIT
 
@Unionhawk regulations? EVIL! why do you hate freedom?
leave it to the invisible hand of the market to magically move your voltmeter to the most money-making position
it's the only way.
 
@badp a voltage regulator and the RFID reader hates freedom
 
5:27 PM
@fredley man, technology is getting crazy.
 
> New ticket
> "Issue on Edge browser"
:|
 
@Yuuki ?
 
@badp I have to go searching for my Edge browser now.
Also, part of the issue is with pinch zooming on touchscreens and I do not have a touchscreen to test with.
Scratch that, the entire issue is with pinch zooming.
 
can't you open the page on your mobile
 
@badp Well, my phone doesn't have Edge and my phone also doesn't have our code.
 
5:38 PM
I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG https://t.co/JNXABZ7HaV
 
@GnomeSlice they're good pumkins, victreebel
 
MEMORY LEAK FIXED!
Well, one of them, at least.
 
I should watch Arrival and Moana.
I was planning on doing it this weekend, but never got around to it.
The fact that I haven't watched the newest Disney movie after the second weekend of opening is incredibly disheartening.
 
@Yuuki welcome to adulthood
adulting is terrible, 0/10, would not buy again
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm actually more disheartened that I have more disposable income but still did not fit in time to watch a movie.
 
5:53 PM
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Q: Do special Emoji collected during Challenge mode count toward my collection?

AshIn regular mode, if I drop a special Emoji to the bottom of the playing field, it counts towards my collection that I am currently unlocking. Is the same true of ones that get dropped to the bottom in challenge mode? I don't get the same screen after where it shows me I unlocked collection Emoji,...

 
@Yuuki yep
 
6:07 PM
@Yuuki welcome to being adult. Money to do the things you've always wanted to as a kid, not enough time to do them
 
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@Yuuki Moana is so good. You should see it when you can. The music is good, teh story is good...it just made me really happy.
 
@KevinvanderVelden It's also sad because I typically always managed to rustle $10 or so to watch the newest Disney movie when I was younger.
 
@Ash I'm going to see it in 2 hours!
 
@Yuuki For me, childhood was low disposable income, high disposable time. Adulthood is the opposite.
 
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@Ronan Yessssss. I loved it so, so much. I mean part of me loved it because I have a huge crush on Lin Manuel Miranda but aiso other than that it is just a very, very well done movie
 
6:09 PM
That's a pretty good reason.
 
Can Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sing?
 
Discussion on Covering the Trump Administration, @NatPress hosts – LIVE on C-SPAN3 http://cs.pn/2gTXkBw… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/805836300666470400
 
Or did Disney get someone else to do his singing voice?
 
(click through for the picture with the big USERNAME & PASSWORD on the whiteboard)
 
@Ash Its a good story, for sure. I liked it. The music during the voyager discovery was my favorite.
(Trying not to spoil it)
 
6:10 PM
I heard that The Rock got proper voice acting lessons because he was annoyed at famous people giving bad performances in animated movies.
 
@Ronan Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is my hero.
 
I know right!
 
Also to a lesser extent, Vin Diesel for putting so much energy into Groot.
Have you seen some of the extras showing him doing the VA for Groot?
 
@TimStone I can't think of a place to show a username/password that less people would see than CSPAN!
 
@Sterno Trevor Noah's The Daily Show?
Aw, now I made myself sad.
 
6:14 PM
oh burrrrrrnnnn
 
@Yuuki Actually, he's starting to really get in a groove.
It'll be a while before people see him as the second coming of John Stewart, but he's holding his own now.
 
@Ellesedil I'd really prefer that he not become Jon Stewart v2.0, but at least he'll bring a wider variety of accents.
 
I don't watch the show but whenever I see clips his delivery just always feels flat
 
I don't like Trevor Noah as much as I liked John Stewart, but I like having him do his thing better than I would like not having him around.
 
@Sterno I've really liked his stand-up though.
 
6:16 PM
@Sterno I think it's the accent.
South African accents are really weird.
 
Might be
 
@Sterno Perfect opsec!
 
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@Frank that was great.
 
user15026
@Ronan :D
 
6:19 PM
Also, every clip of LMM I've seen that has him performing involves him rapping. Is there a lot of rapping in Moana?
 
user15026
@Yuuki nope, just the one Maui song
 
Okay. Rapping is just not my cup of tea. I've occasionally encountered rap songs that I can listen to, but on the whole I'm not a fan of the genre/style.
(No, I do not need suggestions of rap songs to listen to. I know other people like rap and I'm perfectly fine with rap being a style of music. I've just come to terms with the fact that it's not my thing)
 
I like both types of music. Country and western.
 
user15026
The one song LMM sings in Moana is actually sung. There's only one song that Maui does that I would say is rap in any form.
 
Gah, I want to go watch it tonight, but reset's tomorrow.
 
user15026
6:25 PM
@Yuuki Hamilton kinda changed that for me, but I am the last to judge people on what they like considering my main genre of choice is traditional country
 
@Sterno proposes anonymous edit to "Symphonic metal *and power metal"*
 
But then it wouldn't be a Blues Brothers reference
Which none of you have probably seen because you're all teenagers
 
I've seen it!
 
That movie is great (and it's sequels)
 
6:27 PM
@Ash Well, what I mean is that I have encountered rap songs that I can listen to. Most of them tend to more melodical than what I normally hear of the genre. But while I can listen through, though maybe not like, a random choice of pop/country/classical/rock song, I can't do that with the average rap song.
 
@Sterno I've seen it!
 
I'll typically just stop it, switch radio stations, or just drive with the radio off.
 
I should watch it again
 
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@Yuuki I get that! I'm pretty similar in that regard. Hamilton has introduced me to more rap I like than before but it is still a genre I have limited like of.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'm not sure I can trust you, because I'm pretty sure there was only one sequel, and it was not great.
 
6:29 PM
 
And my opinion is the objectively correct opinion
 
@StrixVaria You have 2 kids (almost). You count as old. WELCOME TO THE CLUB
 
goddammit
 
How many more days on that?
 
6:29 PM
Hmm there isn't a second sequel, I thought there was
 
@badp ?!?!
 
also the b trick isn't working
oh well
 
2.0 wearing a witches hat.
 
@Sterno 16
 
Also I was probably 10 when I watched the sequel and my judgement at that time wasn't great
 
6:30 PM
@djsmiley2k I don't even want to parse that picture. YOU BETRAYED ME
 
Also I was -9 when the blues brothers was released
 
@KevinvanderVelden It sounds like you're saying @Sterno is old.
 
I was -6. It's older than I realized.
 
@StrixVaria I bet it's making holiday plans more interesting!
 
6:32 PM
@Yuuki I thought that went without saying?
 
I'm younger than @JasonBerkan, who now autocompletes again, and therefore am not the oldest of the old
 
@Sterno Holiday plans are currently "we have no idea where we'll be on any given day, I guess we'll figure it out later".
I expect we're probably staying home and then sometime in January we'll meet up with family and exchange the gifts we weren't able to at the normal times.
 
@StrixVaria If your kid is born on Christmas Day, do I have permission to refer to him or her as "The Second Coming of @ronnie"?
 
@Yuuki It's a scheduled C-section, so it's coming on the 21st or earlier.
 
... party pooper.
Clearly @StrixVaria is not pro much.
 
6:34 PM
I'm ok with this.
 
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Q: Why don't my settings and single player progress get saved?

mabuI hoped this would be fixed soon. Unfortunately I still got this problem: Sometimes when I start Battlefield 1 from Origin it runs right into the first-launch-setting-screen. There where you can set your gamma and audiodevice settings. After doing so it just continious with the intro instead of ...

 
But there are 30 angry blogs out there who will tell you how anything but a natural childbirth makes you worse than Hitler!
The drugs my wife was on during delivery were so good that she stopped feeling rage about those blogs, even!
 
@Sterno Once you have one c-section, you pretty much have to have them for later births or else you risk rupturing the uterus. From my understanding, you don't want to rupture the uterus. That's bad.
The first one was not planned to be, it just wound up having to be done.
 
@StrixVaria Rupturing anything in your body sounds like a bad time.
Appendicitis, speaking from experience.
 
My wife needed a c-section the second time
First time she just got lots and lots of drugs and induced labor
 
6:37 PM
We tried inducing the first time but it wasn't happening.
Whatever, the baby is alive and healthy and cute and a monster.
 
I ruptured my eardrum because that's what the cool kids do.
 
Go science!
 
First kid was c-section and my wife decided she was never doing that again. Second kid was drugs. Third and fourth came so fast, they were pretty much as natural as could be.
 
I'll forever remember the day my daughter was born as "The day I should have slept the night before but was too busy reading The Way of Kings"
 
@Sterno lul
for me it was 'the night I should have slept before, but was in the labour ward at 3am before they decided to send us home at 5am'
 
6:38 PM
They started inducing my wife on a Saturday at like 1pm and the actual delivery was Sunday night at 11pm
I had lots of time to read
 
my wife laboured for a week...
both times
>_<
 
@djsmiley2k Oof.
@djsmiley2k Oof.
 
For my first, my wife's blood pressure got too high, so she went to the hospital to be induced. They tried to induce, nothing happened, and her blood pressure got better, so they sent us home. Next week, her blood pressure was high again, so they sent us etc. and this time the doc said "no, you're having this baby today."
 
the 2nd time i was still working, because contractor
nod yeah
things got a little hairy with the second, because (we didn't know this) he had so much hair on his head the sensor wasn't working
two 'broken' heart rate monitors later, the midwife decided to do things manually, and things got a lot better
that midwife was amazin
 
yay, router fixed.
 
user15026
6:41 PM
Having babies is such crazy complicated business.
 
No more iot viruses on this one
 
@djsmiley2k cc @GodEmperorDune @Wipqozn
 
@Ash Yeah, it's pretty nuts.
 
@Ash I thought it was super easy. All I had to do was sit nearby and try really hard not to make smartass comments!
 
user15026
Makes me rather nervous to ever do it myself
 
user15026
6:43 PM
@Sterno hahaha and did you succeed?
 
The best part after the kid is born and they finally sleep and you can sleep too is waking up and freaking out and checking to make sure they're still breathing because for some reason you think they're just going to spontaneously stop
@Ash mostly
 
@Sterno For the c-section, I got to hide in a corner and do nothing. It sucked.
 
@Sterno well... they are babies
 
@JasonBerkan They had me up by my wife's head. I had a video recorder with me and actually held it up angled down. I have video of the baby being removed from the incision. I AM PRO HUSBAND
 
Babies are dumb, there's too many of them that do exactly that
 
6:45 PM
She has thus far refused to watch it
 
user15026
@Sterno aaaaaa. That is kinda horrifying
 
@Sterno I started there, but then they had to put my wife under, at which point they do not want an untrained husband anywhere near the operating table.
 
That's wise.
 
@Sterno Just have a nice romantic movie night and then have that cut into the movie at an opportune moment
 
I did not drop the camera into her opened incision, so I feel like I'm basically a pro at this now and could deliver the next baby
 
6:46 PM
ok, bridge is weird again. Later folks o/
 
@Sterno also fun
@KevinvanderVelden they mostly don't.
 
@djsmiley2k yes, mostly. But there's too many that do (of course, 1 is too many)
 
well, yes
@arda cc me when it's normal plz
 
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Q: /testfor player saying /example or /testfor player saying example

CaolanMCSo yeah title pretty much says it all. Specifically for an adventure map i would like a player to be able to say /eat which triggers a command block to activate a repeater (i can go on from there). If you can help that'd be dandy thanks.

 
@djsmiley2k he'll never cc you
It's never normal
 
6:50 PM
 
@Unionhawk Accurate
It's when they're removing the sponges from your body cavities and counting them out before they sew you back up so that they don't accidentally leave any in that you realize just how thin the line is between medical miracle and total fucking disaster.
 
I just recommended we pause development on a new application and go with the old one.
 
What's your job?

'Counting sponges'
 
There is only one true sponge and his name is SpongeBob Squarepants
 

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