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8:00 PM
I WON
I SUCCEEDED AT BEING A KILLER SHIP
 
Congratulations, now machines will rule over mankind. You Murderer, you! :')
Even though it was just a game Machines are literally killing humanity. The process of De-skilling. Manual labor is being replaced by robots. Hello unemployment, Hi Poverty, Welcome Corruption. Yay!
 
and I won again
I've basically mastered the game
Neat little game
 
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Q: Setup online fps game without portforwading

Philip C. Me and my classmates from uni want create a server just for ourselves(ex. counter strike, but no preference). The thing is because we are at university we cannot have access to the router and make port-forwarding. What do you propose? Thank you in advance.

 
8:16 PM
@djsmiley2k It's a pear with a wallnut? :D
 
@Haider try an avocado
 
@Haider I think it's an avacardo
 
I don't even know what that thing is.
Is that a cobra?
Like anaconda or something
 
@ardaozkal I think you are thinking about the portal 2 release that gave "potatoes" for getting specific achiuevements.
 
8:18 PM
That exists? Woah. What's that in the middle?
A fruit inside a fruit? Fruitception
 
@Arperum Maybe
 
@Haider its the seed...
 
@Wipqozn I posted that weeks ago
 
@fredley I posted it more handsomly though.
 
@ardaozkal The potatoes you got were later turned into a badge once badges were released.
 
8:19 PM
@Wipqozn :(
 
@Dragonrage Cool :D
 
@Haider Where I live, literally every other meal contains this fruit. It is amusing to me that you have never seen one before.
 
@fredley California?
 
@fredley What can I say Mr Blue Jelly bean. We still share the same Earth.
 
@Dragonrage Close. Shoreditch.
 
8:22 PM
brb.
 
> Close
 
> close
 
@fredley ah, i just assumed cali, cuz a lot of avocados are grown there. my grandpa has 7 different varieties of them
 
@Unionhawk ideologically close
culturally close
@Unionhawk also: I am British. Assume everything I say is laden with sarcasm.
 
8:24 PM
YOU ARE RUINING THE JOKE YOU RUINER
 
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Q: I need help creating a command that kills a certain team only with a snowball

Azorith/execute @e[type=Snowball] ~ ~ ~ /kill @a[score_Hider_min=1,r=3] The above is the command I'm using. This is running on a loop and I'm trying to use it to kill people that have that score. Is there a way to do this just based on what team they are on?

 
@Unionhawk for a moment I thought you were playing that game which you try and figure out where you are in googlew maps?
 
pls
 
@fredley Right
 
@Unionhawk Right
 
8:27 PM
British people are weird
 
@Unionhawk Right
 
@fredley Avocado, avocado everywhere.
I shall now leave, becaue stuff.
 
@Haider Exactly
 
nexus mods got hacked recently
 
HAIDER IS ALLERGIC TO AVOCADO: DATA ACCEPTED
@djsmiley2k Yeah knew about that one
Dunno why I'm getting an notification about a 2012 hack
 
8:29 PM
@fredley One of the people I went skiing is actually this
 
Have I been pwned pwned?
@Unionhawk Tell them not to come to Shoreditch
 
And she makes great guac so it's a sad story
 
@fredley Data unverified. Access denied.
 
/me plugged his PS3 back ion
must play games before retiring it :/
 
8:30 PM
@fredley Have have I been pwned pwned?
uwooot
So I just made an app that simulates the sound of a typewriter when I type something.
 
@Unionhawk pfffffff
 
@fredley psbattles?
 
@Unionhawk No, just made it
 
WELL PSBATTLES THAT SHIT
 
THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU
@Unionhawk lonk me to it
 
@fredley post it
 
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Q: The day to night cycle stopped working! Help!

MinecraftFTWI used /time set day and now the sun will not go down. How do I reset the time without using /time set because I already tried that?

 
@fredley No, @Unionhawk still wins
 
guys, I need an idea for a birthday gift up to 100$
something useful
 
8:44 PM
@Chippies Raspberry Pi
 
@fredley that's been on my list of things for a long time, but I still don't know what I would do with one
 
@Chippies OpenVPN server. FTP Server. Minecraft Server.
 
@MBraedley I don't use any of those things, unfortunately
 
@Chippies Perfect
 
8:46 PM
@Chippies Media server, home surveillance
Pet food automator
 
@fredley media server maybe, but I don't really have a need for one
 
@Chippies I'm of the opinion that everyone should have a VPN server if they travel
Or use any public wifi
 
Put 100$ to a cloud server provider
Boom, VPN and FTP and Website
 
@MBraedley I don't travel anywhere with public wifi
 
yr a VPN server
 
8:47 PM
I don't go on the net on my phone, because it's shit
 
@ardaozkal ...for a year
 
@MBraedley yep
 
@ardaozkal ...or $20 on a Pi
 
user15026
Strength training for today - shoving a full granny cart of groceries through a snow storm. But hey, once I get home I will have lots of delicious things. Just gotta make it home.
 
and if I have my laptop with me, the wifi is usually password protected (I know it's still public, but not as public)
 
8:48 PM
Wait, pi costs 20$?
 
@ardaozkal ...yes
 
They cost 150$ here!
RAGE
 
wat
 
wat
 
well, pi is made in the UK, isn't it?
 
8:49 PM
Just checked prices, 100$
Still very high
 
where would one buy raspberry pi anyway?
 
@Chippies at a pi store
 
@Chippies At the interstore
 
@fredley Well, £30
 
8:50 PM
@MBraedley +1 for actually providing useful information
 
$20 == £30 right?
 
which is around $42
 
@fredley I think it's the other way around
 
@fredley I think you have that backwards
 
or $62 CAD
 
8:50 PM
A zero is £10
and anyway, the limit was $100 anyway
SO IT'S FINE
 
you're not wrong
I'll allow it
this time
THIS TIME
 
k, pi is on the consideration list, although probably won't get it, because I have no use for it
NEXT
 
@Chippies Steam gift card
 
You know what you should get? Me a new game.
 
New shoes
 
8:52 PM
$100 in cash
Everybody loves cash
 
Man. Adopting a pet is way harder than it used to be
 
$100 of high quality cheese
 
@Unionhawk I don't
 
Are you human?
 
cash just means I have to go to bank and put it in to my account
 
8:53 PM
 
also, the gift is for me from wife
I don't know what I want
 
When your app turns itself into a memory bomb.
 
steam gift card seems silly, when I can just bypass the gift card and use the money directly. Same with cash
 
thatsthejoke.gif
It was a carefully considered and constructed joke for you
 
@Unionhawk urajoke.jpg
 
8:56 PM
Unstarred, you didn't mention him directly and now everyone can't see who you meant by that.
 
@ardaozkal huh?
 
@Chippies If I star your post, people can't see the @uni part before it, as you mentioned him with the button. If you directly used @blabla, they would be able to see it
 
@ardaozkal Most people don't give a damn about getting stars in general. Starwhoring gets annoying.
 
@ardaozkal the mystery adds intrigue
 

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