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7:06 PM
 
Make sure you only know the appropriate amount about Rhode Island. Any more or any less and you're banned.
 
> You Know The Appropriate Amount About Rhode Island!
Nice! You’re totally normal. You probably know that Rhode Island is small, and you maybe even know that its capital is Providence. There’s even an off chance that you know it’s one of the original 13 colonies, but nothing more—and that’s a good thing.
 
> You Know The Somewhat Appropriate Amount About Rhode Island!
Not bad. You don’t know an outrageous amount of Rhode Island information or anything, but you know a thing or two that might make some raise an eyebrow. Those facts shouldn’t be too hard to forget, though, so just do that and take this quiz again!
(Yay for guessing!)
> Hmm. Why exactly do you know this? This is the type of thing you maybe know if you’re in eighth-grade U.S. history and you’re in the unit where you learn about this type of stuff. Are you in eighth-grade U.S. history right now? It’s okay if you are, but if not...weird.
 
@KevinvanderVelden This would have been my score (I forgot the capital of Rhode Island), but I somehow correctly guessed the Senators, and was promptly berated by the quiz.
Clickhole is great.
 
I got highest point, founder and miles of coastline and size right
(All of which, I might add, were guesses)
 
7:19 PM
Estimated appropriate amount of knowledge about Rhode Island:
- It exists
- Don't go there
 
I knew the coastline one and I'm not sure why someone please hold me I'm scared
 
Knew or guessed?
If knew SHUN!
 
@TimStone Do you have built-in wifi?
 
Like I picked it being remotely confident it was the right answer.
 
I was strangely concerned that I would guess the correct answer.
 
7:22 PM
@badp I mean I do have the direct feed from meta to my brain so I guess so
I don't seem to have any wires at any rate
 
it's like 10000000 souls just screamed out
oh, facebook gone down.
 
Did they cry out in their joy at being freed?
 
Mistborn is a cool series
Of books
 
It is indeed
looks at pet named Vin
 
I bought a new hat
 
7:33 PM
Nice, you're now Hatman
 
I have never bought a hat :(
 
@KevinvanderVelden I just finished the first book and started the second. I've also read the Alloy of Law, I read it first by mistake
My dad just finished the series
 
@GnomeSlice Curve the brim! Kids today. GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
Hamstare @JasonBerkan
I have five flatbrims now
 
incoherent ranting noises
 
7:34 PM
GODDAMMIT UNDERTALE
 
This one is the second snapback
 
@GnomeSlice that's a shame, I think you spoiled yourself to the amazing ending =[
 
@GnomeSlice is snapback and flatbrim different things?
 
Not necessarily, my others are fitted though
 
Yes, one has 8 letters and the other... wait no that doesn't work
 
7:36 PM
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Q: Single player rocket league: does my team get dumber over a season?

AxiomI've played several seasons of Rocket League single player and I feel like I've noticed a trend: after a few winning games, my team seems to get much much dumber. I'm not talking about failing to set up / take advantage of a near-goal rebound. I'm talking about my bot friend suddenly deciding t...

 
@KevinvanderVelden its okay I don't remember much important
 
is snapback, like, the thingy in the back that snaps for different head sizes?
 
Yes
 
cool, TIL
 
It's also the shittiest quality hat in my collection now
But it's not too bad
It was only $20 so yeah
 
7:37 PM
Still Unique quality
 
I never actually analyzed the word "snapback" before. I don't really think about hats often though, so that's probably why
 
wait "only" $20?
 
Yeah?
 
@badp his other hat was 50$
 
@badp Hat$
 
7:38 PM
My last snapback was $45
 
I figured this sort of hat went for $10 tops. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT HATS
 
My green lantern fitted was $40
And the two blank fitted ones were $25
 
I have literally never identified my hats by how they are sized. They are identified by the logo on them.
 
Well yeah
All my fitted ones are the same size
 
@GnomeSlice is fitted like, a guy measures your head and makes a hat just for you? or you just pick one from diff sizes until you find one that matches?
fitted sounds really fancy, because I associate it with fitting suits
 
7:39 PM
You try them till the right size
Yeah no they aren't like custom made
There's sizes
 
And then you go a month without cutting your hair and realize that fitted hats are stupid.
 
Be quiet old man
 
I remember when @Gnome accidentally shaved his head
good times
 
Yeah that sucked
 
Did you buy hats before that incident?
 
7:42 PM
Yes
Next on my list:
Christmas list
 
My 2 young rats really want a piece of cucumber. Then they lay it on the floor somewhere and come back begging for more
 
Thankfully my kids play Little League, and they are provided hats that are properly curved.
 
When I don't give them more they instead start grooming themselves xp
 
What a dark phuture awaits me, the King of Dictionary.
 
Your kids are dumb
@badp its a music guy. Phutureprimitive
 
7:45 PM
@GnomeSlice Come back to me in 20 years and tell my what you think of the fashion when you were 20.
 
He has a cool sci-fi ish video you guys might like actually
@JasonBerkan oh I'm sure I'll think it's dumb. That's why I don't have anything permanent, like those horrible earlobe discs
Anyway I gotta go back to work
 
im off, nn people
 
Hmm @Arperum, Savage Circus is pretty cool
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. Have a listen to Serious Black too. That's the most recent band of the drummer. And that guy is good.
I just looked through some list of new stuff that will be in afterbirth. This one this seemed to be the most ridiculous claim:
> - 20 million new co-op babies
 
@Arperum sounds good as well
 
8:01 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Yes, didn't know them, saw a show this summer in Czech, was completely blasted of my socks. I did have a serious case of "I recognise that drumming. Where do I know this guy from?"
Until they said his name, and then I was like "Ah, that dude played in Blind Guardian".
 
@Arperum It depends. If they just randomly combine 7 different traits, each with 10 possible options, that's 100 million. That may not be exactly what they're doing, but the point is that you can get a lot of "new" things with relatively little work using randomness and combinatorics.
 
@murgatroid99 Ah yea. Allow every sprite to be upside down and you just doubled possible coop babies.
 
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Q: Bukkit Minecraft Plugin - YAML Configuration Errors

JohnDoeI would regularly ask this question on Stack Overflow, but I have somehow reached my question limit there, so I am asking here. I am developing a Java Minecraft plugin for my server, and I am having problems using a YAML configuration file, which I am new to. Anyways, here is the console errors...

 
@Arperum It's probably something like "added 7 new head types, 5 new body types, 2 health types, 8 shot types", etc.
 
Yea.
 
8:22 PM
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Q: How do I get The Last Word?

IsziIn Year 1, I do remember having The Last Word for a short time. I don't remember how I got it, but I remember taking one look and deciding the weapon wasn't really for me. (Some may call this a handicap, but "shooting from the hip" doesn't really fit my playstyle and TLW heavily favors players wh...

 
8:43 PM
An entire day of debugging taken just to discover that the window was being drawn off-screen.
 
@Lazers2.0 Say "rekt" and then log off.
2
 
@JasonBerkan Sounds like fun. And a serious facepalm when you figured it out.
 
@Arperum Especially because the program has a reset function that clears all the user saved location values and that was the first thing I ran this morning.
 
@JasonBerkan And that's when it started drawing off-screen?
 
@Arperum No. The reset was my first debugging task when the issue was reported.
So I spent most of the day convinced it wasn't being drawn off screen, but that the program was hanging.
 
8:59 PM
@JasonBerkan But that didn't work/properly reset?
 
@Arperum That's going to be tomorrow's job. Figure out why the reset didn't work. And, as is to be expected, this is not my code.
 
@JasonBerkan Sounds like fun.
 
Though the workaround is pretty easy, it doesn't happen that often, so figuring out why might be a pretty low priority.
 
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Q: Is there a way to reliably set rooms on fire?

fredleyI have an achievement that requires setting fire to... sorry, extinguishing a certain number of fires. I tend to just rush a room until I've extinguished the requisite number of fires. However this takes a long time - sometimes I get radroach or molerat infestations. Is there a way to avoid thes...

 
@Lazers2.0 Rushing a room without adjacent dirt will remove the molerat option. Don't know if that increases the chance of a fire, though.
 
9:14 PM
@Yuuki if you have to say "rekt" you never actually "rekt" anybody
 
Railrekt
 
I've got a sneaky suspicion that this user is a sock.
He posts lots of non-answers, that always get upvotes.
And then he upvotes stuff, too.
 
Flag for mods
But also, not everybody only casts downvotes.
 
9:41 PM
Did anyone post the latest John Oliver being awesome video?
Spoiler alert, ending is great
 
also barely audible
 
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Q: How do I push a target (into a pit or something)?

mugen2099In Hitman: Absolution, how do I push a target (into a pit or something) using a controller & keyboard and mouse?

 
It's pretty close to how the real show is. My mother in law watches it religiously
 
So daytime soap operas regularly talk about European migrant/refugee policy and the actions taken by various countries?
Man, I guess I'm not sending my kids to school. They can watch General Hospital instead.
 
10:06 PM
Nah the script is different, but the music, overacting, and look of it is spot on
 
0
Q: Advanced warfare zombies

Chad MoyerDoes anyone know how much data it takes to download zombies for advanced warfare?? I use mobile hotspot on my phone to play online. However i only have 5gb of wifi. So i was wondering if the zombie pack is less than 5gb!?

 
10:44 PM
@Frank I am sorry, Only @Wipqozn is allowed to use the word Sock in chat so we can google assuredly to get here.
Oh crap, I just said sock
oh crap! I said it again!
 
hehe
 
@James It will still bring you to chat
YOUR JOKES MAKE NO SENSE
 
@Wipqozn .. Monty Python?
The knights who say Ni?
Just.. with Sock instead of it?
[shrugs] I thought it was funny and I think @Aequitas might have gotten it :)
 
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Q: What is order of play and how does it work?

David TohI have been an avid (casual) player of hearthstone since its intial release. While I have played my share of games, I have never bothered to delve deeper into the mechanics of the game. After watching several hearthstone videos on youtube, I came across the term "order of play". It seems to be s...

 
@James it was my question lol
 
10:49 PM
Ah. well.. I live in my own little world where everyone knows me and I am hilarious :)
 
@James No, your joke makes no sense
> I am sorry, Only @Wipqozn is allowed to use the word Sock in chat so we can google assuredly to get here.
So long as "sock" is still being used in the room, and won't make the room less searchable
it will make it more searchable, not less.
SO TAKE THAT
Joke Ruined.
Well, my work here is complete.
 
kk, Maybe taking a joke seriously is what makes no sense :)
/me takes the tortoise shades
I forgot about that picture.
 
@James NOPE
As Bridge Comedian, I shall decide the comedic level of all jokes. I hereby decree your joke is not up to Wipqozn Standards of Funny, due to not making sense.
DECREE DECREED
I'm sure @Unionhawk can back me up on this, in the mean time I need to shower.
 
<.<
 
@Wipqozn make sure to clean those filthy socks while you're at it!
 
10:59 PM
@Wipqozn A true classic.
 
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Q: More spawners you place the spawn rate goes down?

iDoomIs it true that if you add more spawners to a base in towny that the spawn rate will go down overall?

 
11:15 PM
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Q: Why do we tag Reaper of Souls as Diablo 3?

Timelord64Looking through the Diablo 3 tags, I noticed that we have a tag for Reaper of Sous on computer, but not console. After looking further, it appears that the tag diablo-3-reaper-of-souls links back to diablo-3. Furthermore, there is simply the tag diablo-3-console, where both Diablo 3 and Diablo 3:...

 
@RedRiderX Yes, yes it is.
 
11:36 PM
0
Q: What is with all the DOTA 2 updates?

Mitch BaloghONE Question for you all. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE DOTA 2 UPDATES? I am not sure if anyone else is having this issue but for the past 3 weeks almost every single day when I play DOTA 2 there is an update. What is up!!?? Thanks guys and don't forget to Catch Them All!

 
11:50 PM
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Q: why will my hopper not move items to the next hopper?

KruzacI have one hopper connected to the other and the other to a chest (i have them connected correctly because the second hopper deposits into the chest perfectly), and i get no items transferred from the first hopper to the second.

 

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