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7:05 PM
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Q: Question and answer

landarius carterare there any hidden chest in the sanctuary in borderlands 2 also you open the cell in the HQ when you tell everybody Roland is dead

 
Goddammit did you really spell "census" "sensus"?
 
Are you trying to sensur someone for having different spelling?
 
to be fair. c doesn't often sound like s
english is fuct
 
I mean, it's a "how is our GPA average as an organization" survey, so
 
my GPA was like <2, and im pretty smrt
 
7:12 PM
My GPA is undefined
 
My GPA is 420.69
 
OVER 9000
 
@djsmiley2k In the original japanese the line is actually "8000", they changed it during translation because they thought 9000 sounded better
 
lolk
weird but ok
 
IT'S OVER 8000
 
7:16 PM
@Rapitor mine was 1.9 for most of my college career bc i failed everything math or science related. When you took all that out and looked at just the stuff pertinent to my degree, I had a 4.0
 
By our powers combined, we could be great (My engineering GPA is higher than overall by a pretty big margin)
 
@spugsley I'm just lazy :D
 
user15026
I have no idea what my GPA is, we used a 100 point scale
 
My windows recycle bin had 94 GB of shit in it
I guess I forgot to tell windows to just delete when I delete stuff on this install
 
user15026
I know my final average was 72.something
 
user15026
7:18 PM
@GnomeSlice O.o
 
That should help free up some space
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Just a little ;)
 
murica uses a 4.0 scale that makes about as much sense as every other american measurement
 
Does recycle bin compress stuff?
It only freed like 40 mb
 
@GnomeSlice no, but "empty recycle" doesn't delete it
 
7:20 PM
2 mins ago, by Ashley Nunn
@GnomeSlice O.o
 
@Rapitor fuck
How do I find it to delete it now
 
use a software cleaner like ccleaner or advanced system care to wipe space
 
@Rapitor Wait since when?
 
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Q: What is the quickest path through the jungle?

GreatwonHas anyone figured out the fastest jungle path in league of legends to get to every jungle monster including the enemies starting in your home base. Assume no items to help you move faster just base movement speed and a walk around the jungles to every camp including the crab.

 
@Unionhawk always? you could recover the files "emptied"
 
7:23 PM
I have literally never experienced this behavior
 
maybe @GnomeSlice is just bad at deleting things. idk.
 
Except in the "if I use advanced recovery software I might be able to piece it together" sense
 
@Rapitor that's a different thing
 
It could just not have been full, but it said it was deleting like 94.3 gb of stuff
 
That's just because why would you write zeroes all over the hard drive when you could just remove the 20 bytes that say "There's a file here"
 
7:24 PM
but you said only 40mb was freed
 
The delete might still be running
 
@Rapitor GB, my bad
 
oh you butt
 
Still not 94
 
Sometimes my file system chugs when trying to delete things, never bothered to figure out why
 
7:25 PM
@twobugs Don't think so, space hasn't gone up in a bit
 
Weird.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Because it's not really gone!!!!!!111!!!one
 
Probably @Wipqozn's fault
 
the NSA can steal your deleted data!
 
Yes, that is why we have also invented secure delete
Regular delete is for when you want to move on with your life, secure delete is when you want to move your drive
 
7:26 PM
I, too, have invented secure delete. I throw the HDD into the sun!
 
Quite the arm you have there.
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what they invented industrial electromagnets, hammers, and incinerators for
 
Well, secure delete is just writing data over the old data (fastest but still insecure given enough money is writing zeroes, slowest but secure is writing random binary data a few times), that's for proving that there is no way it can leak
Because, well, there's always the possibility of forgetting to run something, but uuh, once it's been shredded it's shredded
 
in case anyone missed it and/or cares
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, even after an all zero overwrite there's allegedly still a trace or whatever
 
7:31 PM
@Rapitor Has Sony's conference happened yet? Because I feel like MS had a really strong showing
 
@twobugs I don't think Sony is there
 
Sony doesn't have one
 
Haha what
Well, their loss I guess
 
Nintendo is doing a digital i think?
 
I think it's Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and Activision Call of Duty
 
7:31 PM
Playing ARK, listening to this
Fits so good.
 
@Unionhawk yeah, it's magnets, if you write 0 it'll lower it, but you can still (given sufficiently accurate detection, which is possible but expensive) detect if it's 0.01 or 0.1 and extrapolate from that that
 
@Unionhawk And Blizzard! (Although you might count them with Activision)
 
Sony doesn't really have to try anymore...
 
Sony made an exclusive Souls game.
That's how you win
 
@Rapitor I really hope this doesn't go to their heads. If they get arrogant again it could get ugly
 
7:33 PM
Probably
 
@Unionhawk Well, you win by letting Microsoft get arrogant and mismarket the Xbox One
 
@twobugs they do have apretty strong lead that microsoft would need a miracle to surpass
 
Seriously, the pre-launch run-up was so poorly handled by MS
All Sony had to do was release a few short videos and people were hailing them as saviors
 
MS have been doing pretty much everything right since then, but they still have a lot to do
 
@Unionhawk Censeless typos are the worst
 
7:34 PM
I agree. They really got in gear and are fighting hard to regain ground.
There are some things I think they really screwed up, like the Xbox One internal HDD not replaceable (why) but otherwise it's a good console
This gen has been pretty meh exclusivewise anyway.
 
@twobugs external HDD support is fine to handle that
 
Yeah, it's just weird that they don't allow it
 
i pretty much use the internal for apps and put all games on an external so i can bring pretty much my entire game library anywhere
 
That's smart
 
helps being 100% digital now ;)
 
7:37 PM
I swapped a 2TB HDD into my PS4. Why? I don't know. I certainly don't need that much space. But muh customized console
 
I'm sure you can change the HDD, just not easily
 
I think it requires voiding your warranty, and after the 360 I'm really hesitant to do that
 
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Q: Are jewish rabbis NOT disqualified from inheritance?

RedI'm playing CK2 2.0.4. I know it's old version, but I strongly dislike all this India stuff. During my Khazar campaign, I tried to disqualify my second son from gavelkind inheritance by giving him temple and making a rabbi. This was to no avail - he is still listed as a heir. I fully expected to...

 
the other briefings arent up yet, but EA's was: sports sports star wars sports plants vs zombies
 
LIVE SPORTS
 
7:39 PM
Has Plants vs Zombies stayed good? I only played the first one but it was a lot of fun.
 
@twobugs Garden warfare specifically, and yeah. they are good
the game started out as a joke, but it turned out to be a pretty solid fun shooter
 
Cool. Glad they're continuing it then. I was just worried it would get run into the ground
 
@twobugs I see what you did there
 
oh and a neat little thing out of Xbox's conference is all 360 games with gold will be back compat as well
so essentially... Xb1 gets 4 games now
 
That's awesome. Glad they're adding in back compat.
It's a great feature to have but to do it at a hardware level is just not really feasible
 
7:43 PM
they managed it with witchcraft (or just looking at Nintendo)
 
@Unionhawk SPOHRTS?
 
sperts
 
I mean, even Nintendo started scaling back the Gamecube BC and Wii U wii mode is pretty bare bones
 
SPORTSBALL DIRECT
 
Did you guys see the ball?
 
7:45 PM
What a ludicrous display.
 
@twobugs well.. how could the gamecube be back combat as it was disc and all its predecessors were cart
they did however make the wires back combat?
 
I meant they removed GC compat from later model Wiis
 
gamecube and n64 used the same component cables... that was nice
 
You could use em on the snes too I think
 
7:47 PM
yeah? i never really had a snes,
 
did you sorta have a SNES?
 
no, but i played it a lot at friends' places
 
#3 today?
or was that 4
 
It could be worse, he could be @Wipqozn posting it before it went off-screen
After finding it in chat
 
7:51 PM
true
still doesn't understand the hype of souls games
 
Git Gut Simulator 2016gut2018me?
 
@badp No.
 
Git Gut Simulators will continue until gutting improves.
 
That's call of duty
Clown.
Dark Souls is half about atmosphere for me
I mean yeah it's hard
But the overall feel of the first DS game just blew me away
 
50% atmosphere, 50% telling you how bad you are at video games
 
7:54 PM
Heh
Pretty much
I never even finished bloodborne
 
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Q: how do you turn off command blocks that keep killing you forever in minecraft

mariehi i was playing minecraft with my brother and his stupid friend and his friend placed command blocks to @kill players eternally, is there a command to turn this off i have tried commandblockoutput command but it doesn't work

 
@AshleyNunn might find this interesting
 
@GnomeSlice "If I keep saying it, it will stop being a personal attack!"
 
@badp If you act like a clown, you get called a clown.
 
He's an equal-opportunity clown-caller
3
 
7:57 PM
'git gut simulator 2016gut1018me'
 
Yay! Just got the go ahead for my new job. Looks like I'll be leaving out of town for training next week :D (pending the background check. Hopefully it doesn't mention anything about all that baby punching I do)
 
you be clownin'
 
@GnomeSlice OH NOES I MADE A JOKE THAT OFFENDED YOUR TASTES IN VIDEOGAMES
 
@Rapitor Eh, I like some of them. When they're done well they're fun to explore and whatnot
 
It's literally no different than if I call you a jerk for no reason other than reasons
 
7:58 PM
Can I call you a joker instead then
 
You can stop calling.
That's easier.
 
clown is like the least offensive thing anybody can call anybody
 
The Jokester is my favorite Batman character
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@spugsley yay! What's the new job, I missed it :o
 
@twobugs for some reason this made me laugh really hard
 
7:59 PM
@GnomeSlice Be careful, that's how he gets you.
 
@twobugs HAH
@badp If you think me calling you a clown is me actually trying to be rude to you, that's not right at all.
When I get pissed at you I use stronger language than 'clown'.
 
@KevinvanderVelden school yearbook and portrait photographer :3
for a legit company! With benefits ad money! Whoooooooo
 
For example 'fucking clown' or 'asshole'.
 
@spugsley yay! Nice
 
@spugsley Congrats!
 
user15026
8:01 PM
@GnomeSlice That totally sounds like something I'd like.
 
And there mostly past punching age, so that's good
 
I know!
 
so it's okay to call people "asshole" because you could be calling them "fucking asshole". Cool!
 
user15026
@spugsley as long as you never got caught, baby punching, you should be fine. :P
 
@AshleyNunn bahahahaha I think my punching was quietly done :p
 
8:03 PM
@badp Clown != asshole
In the words of the immortal @Frank
Oct 10 '12 at 0:35, by fbueckert
Grow thicker skin.
 
something something skin doesnt work that way
 
@Rapitor It does if you're that guy from X-Men
Or Fantastic Four
 
@Rapitor I saw Jurassic world. The fancy Rex's skin was explosion proof
 
@GodEmperorDune That was kind of stupid.
 
Okay, then it is confirmed: it is okay to call people clowns if they're that guy from X-Men
glad we settled that one out
 
8:05 PM
Like I get that it could be smarter and stronger, but not indestructible.
 
its ok to call people whatever
 
Or if they are actual clowns.
 
@GnomeSlice yeah that movie had a lot of clowns
 
if they want to be offended by it thats on them
 
Or is that offensive?
 
8:06 PM
I was going to make a joke about how clowns prefer a different term but I can't
 
@Rapitor Well, no.
 
@Unionhawk funny people
 
Because I can't come up with a different term
 
@Rapitor Yes and no.
 
@Unionhawk Yeah I had a few ideas but none of them panned out
 
8:06 PM
Can you call a mime a clown?
 
@Coronus I'm not sure what they're classified as, to be honest
Maybe?
 
hmmm invadated as undead :/
 
@GnomeSlice paleface entertainers
 
You know I actually liked most of Dinklage's work in Destiny
I don't know why everybody hated it so much.
 
I didn't hate it, I just thought it was pretty dry.
They should have given him a better script, really.
 
8:09 PM
Peter sinkage is awesome in all things
 
@GnomeSlice yeah same, i was a bit confused by all the hate he got
 
And I'm guessing the voice direction was for him to sound flatter rather than emotive.
It makes sense for a robotic character, but it just felt like they wasted his talent
 
I also feel like pointing out that my armpits smell amazing right now
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like probably too good for armpits
armpits shouldn't smell this good it's weird
 
um
 
everyone should go buy some natural deodorant from Lush
because it's awesome and it doesn't cause cancer
 
8:11 PM
29 secs ago, by Rapitor
um
 
cancer is bad
 
@spugsley lush is overpriced
 
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Q: Ruling an empire of duchies

Tahsis ClausI currently have the Empire of Hispania with all of its de jure kingdoms, as well as most of France's kingdoms and a few in Britain. I currently hold most of the kingdom titles personally and wanted to do some major restructuring, mainly in regards to instituting Imperial rule. With the Imperial...

 
@badp For what it's worth, it's not a personal attack. I call literally everybody a clown at some point or another.
It's not meant to be as insulting as you seem to think it is.
 
@GodEmperorDune I used to that say that too but my acne and weird skin hives are more controlled than they've ever been so I will happily pay
 
8:12 PM
dude, it's not how insulting it is. I've made a joke about Dark Souls and you got annoyed about it and made a "joke" about me.
 
@spugsley I mean there are other hippie brands that are as effective as lush without being as expensive
And without all of the chemical junk
 
@GodEmperorDune which ones? I'm open to suggestions :o
 
I've had good results with "kiss my face" or something like that
 
broke me out :/
 
8:14 PM
I used to call Origami an hipster. He made it very clear he hated it. I stopped.
 
Origami also hates everything
 
I have the most insanely sensitive skin. It's stupid and I hate it.
 
Fine, I'll stop calling you a clown.
 
This may be a bit weird of a suggestion, but sometimes it's what you're eating
 
But I'm going to continue calling other people a clown until they tell me otherwise.
Sorry.
 
8:15 PM
try goofball
 
Like my wife are some fries from jack in the box and broke out the next day
 
I like the term "layabout"
 
@GodEmperorDune not weird at all. I admit that when I cut back on caffeine it did clear up some. But not enough that I want to quit caffeine for good :p
 
@GnomeSlice I find you to be the clown, good sir
 
Protip: don't call anybody who's ever been to prison a goof
He'll knock you out
 
8:17 PM
knucklehead
 
ragamuffin
 
@spugsley for me it's mostly cutting out salt and grease that helped tremendously
 
the acne I think is more hormonal than anything. I have elevated testosterone levels (yay PCOS) (also yay TMI) and that can cause terrible acne
 
schoolmarm sounds funny but the definition is just: a schoolmistress (typically used with reference to a woman regarded as prim, strict, and brisk in manner).
 
because I eat pretty well. I think exercise would help but I hate it and I can never keep up once I start a program
 
8:18 PM
I've heard that vitex berry helps balance womanly things, but takes a few months to really work
 
starts reading aloud from the Bacronomicon
 
@GodEmperorDune hmm, I'll look into it :) Usually the docs want you to go on birth control but I've had bad experiences with the pill so I'm open to suggestions
 
I'M @ORIGAMIROBOT'ING IT UP OVER HERE
 
I've also heard that fertility cleanses work well, even if you are not trying to have kids
 
@SaintWacko My condolences
 
8:22 PM
Something about getting all the hormones back to proper levels, but I don't have the vaguest idea how it works
 
My condoleezas to you.
 
@GodEmperorDune lol neither do I. Bodies are weird
but at least we have the internet to "educate" us
 
@spugsley You should put some quotes round that educate.
 
@RonanForman lol fair
 
I mean I can understand that a substance causes the hormones to increase or that a substance causes the hormones to decrease, but the same substance doing both... Must be aliens
 
8:24 PM
that's better
 
@spugsley Maybe a few more, just to be sure.
 
lol
 
""""""""""educate""""""""""
 
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Q: someone tell me where the fuck did all my ps3 memory go

pdity57Hi i just completely cleaned the whole system so i have no memory what so ever but it still says 113/143 gb it was 160 gb but i have dowloaded alot of demos in the past so my qweastion is where the heck did my memory go?

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"You had one job"
 
8:29 PM
nald's McDo
 
What a clown thing to do
 
@GodEmperorDune Haaaah because Ronald's a clown
 
Like I said, master of the elaborate pun
 
So, I have some hamburger that should be thawed by now (it was in the freezer until a few days ago). What should I make with it once I get home?
 
8:40 PM
@Powerlord Hamburgers.
 
Hmm quite
 
Baconburgers.
@Powerlord You... do have bacon, right?
 
@Coronus ...no, sadly.
 
In that case, I too, would recommend hamburgers
You sad, baconless person
 
Cheeseburgers?
Or alternatively: Going to the store to get bacon for baconburgers
(Unrelated, I will make baconburgers tomorrow I think)
 
8:53 PM
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Q: Unturned Cen't Add my map to workshop

DanielUnturned. I have tryed to add my Unturned map to Steam Workshop. Like they do in Youtube. That i did in Unturned was write map Name, Explanation, Where the map was and What for folder that was and version, acceptet Steam Contract and filled What for item it was and For with people to use it. :/ a...

 
@Lazers2.0 maybe they rejected it for the atrocious english
3
 
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Q: Minecraft forge 1.7.10 crashes when opening a world

user120377Forge immediately crashes whenever I open a world, I have NO mods installed and it just immediately goes to the shutting down internal server screen. I am running forge 1.7.10 10.13.4.1448. Crash Report: http://pastebin.com/CQqzFdGQ

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Q: Lucullus isn't at the dock

mugen2099In Fallout: New Vegas (PC), Lucullus for the quest The House Always Wins, II is not there. When I try using the dock, I cannot find the point. I have completed the quest where you kill Benny and get the Platinum Chip. What should I do?

 
How do you get white pancakes?
 
@SaintWacko Watch the video and find out.
 
@SaintWacko with good old fashioned racism
 
9:34 PM
It's official: I hate my clients.
Expectations are unreasonable, and we just got yelled at because we didn't follow a process that no longer exists since we got farmed out.
 
@GnomeSlice Says no where in the video how they color the pancake :P
Well for the sonic one
And honestly those do not look like something I would trust eating
 
@Coronus Yeah but the biggest arrow to "Everyone" is from @Wipqozn, and since we already established he's the center of all blame, him blaming everyone doesn't count.
@GodEmperorDune I don't know whether to :( because I'm getting blamed or :D because I could get put in the picture now.
@Rapitor So was I, until @GodEmperorDune changed that.
looks at the sand cat
 
9:50 PM
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Q: GBA SP screen suddenly turning darker for no reason

RDAxRoadkillHello all a few weeks ago I bought a GBA SP for well nostalgia and all that. But now suddenly two issues have come up (One wich I fixed I think). Issue #1: The GBA SP suddenly turning off, checking some other sources this seem to be of battery issues. So I got a new battery and the issue is fixe...

 
So the review embargo is up and apparently the new F4 movie sucks balls.
To the surprise of no one.
 
@Yuuki but kate Mara!
 
@GodEmperorDune Well, she's in The Martian so you can watch that one when it comes out.
 
Yeah the trailer for the Martian looked good
 
And their "viral videos" aren't bad either.
 
10:04 PM
@Frank you should have known that you would be farmed out and made the process handle that before you left
 
If The Martian is as good as the book, it may be my favorite movie ever. <_<
 
@Fluttershy I'm so hyped for it.
 
Same.
 
@Yuuki Nothing can compare Deadpool's viral videos
They're actually viral, too.
 
@GodEmperorDune Heh. The process was supposed to be deleted. And we didn't have access to do that; only one person in-house did.
 
10:10 PM
 
@GnomeSlice NSFW
 
Not really.
 
Huh. Halo Wars 2.
 
Too late now anyway
 
Troll only mildly successful.
 
10:29 PM
@RedRiderX wtb hurr durr flags
 
fuck
I'm guessing that's xbox only
 
10:45 PM
yes, it is
 
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Q: Unlocking Pistol Swords in Asassion's Creed IV: Black Flag

derrdjiI know I need to complete the Assasination Contracts to unlock the pistol swords, but do I have to complete them perfectly? I noticed some of these missions have additional rewards for "stay our of combat", do I need to get those rewards to be able to unlock the swords?

 
11:00 PM
So I made an edit, it got approved, but what showed up was someone else's change with the same comment I did. What happened there?
 
They approved it with additional changes
 
hmm his change completely undid what I wanted to do making my edit pointless
 
@GnomeSlice haha number 3 I like that
the others so far just need context
 
@GnomeSlice I'm so excited.
My hype is real
 
> I told Chris to get me a can of dip and he asked me if I wanted French Onion or Guacomole
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz yay vice
 
wow I got a downvote on my question in under 10 seconds
 
11:35 PM
> It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet.
 
Good work comrade doge
 
That's Comrade Doggo you clown
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz This is glorious.
@Aequitas link?
 
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Q: What does <?> mean?

AequitasI came across this: Class<?> clazz = Class.forName(name); What does the <?> mean/do? As a side kind of question would the above take longer to execute then: Class clazz = Class.forName(name);

 
@Aequitas That's not uncommon. I've done it before if a user has made a good edit, so I want to encourage them by approving, but I feel reworking it further makes the question even better./
@Aequitas Looks like it got merged with another question
oh no
it's a duplicate I bet
I'm not logged in, so it auto redirects
 
11:56 PM
I love everything about this Facebook troll so much.
 
> Just keep clicking "Add Friend" over and over, and before you know it your Timeline is full of racist Minions memes and pictures of Looney Toons who are somehow mad at Al Sharpton.
 

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