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SaintWacko

11:17 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz She hasn't, I'll send her the link

@LessPop_MoreFizz margaritavilleresorts.com

GodEmperorDune

@SaintWacko proper answer would be "the bath salts"

Lazers 2.0

Q: Poisoned Spirit + Chilled to the Bone

I am experimenting with the combination of Haunt (Poisoned Spirit) which causes enemies to take 20% more damage from all sources and Summon Zombie Dogs (Chilled to the Bone) which also causes enemies to take 15% more damage from all sources. If they don't stack, I'm guessing which ever is highes...

LessPop_MoreFizz

@SaintWacko gross.

I TOO, AM READY.

user15026

I.....what.

GodEmperorDune

ReadyforKanye.net is a parked domain

This is lies

DEEZ NUTS 2016!

spugsley

11:27 PM

@SaintWacko :p

GodEmperorDune

Actually I vote @spugsley for president. She'll make this country HAWT again

spugsley

I'll use my firehose of hawtness

obvi

Arperum

@StrixVaria the season journey descends straight into madness. Final tier requirements below:

> 100 Cube, 3 Conquests, GR60 Solo, TX < 3 min, 70 HC, 3 x 60 Gems, Vault on T7+

reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/3c6no2/season_journey_goals

user15026

I finally get enough Mysticality to wear the SCUBA tank and...I need like 3x the Muscle I currently have to actually adventure under the sea. Oh, KoL, you tease.

Chippies

@Arperum 3 conquests?!

GodEmperorDune

11:32 PM

@AshleyNunn the sea is really difficult. You'll want to finish the main quest first

Arperum

@Chippies I guess so. GR60 solo, Tx<3 and the gems are conquests themselves, so it'll go pretty damn fast.

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune Unfortunately, you need to be at least 35 years old to be elected president. Which means DEEZ NUTS is also ineligible.

Arperum

relatively fast that is, it's completely mad either way.

Chippies

@Arperum gr60 solo seems viable nowadays tbh

70 HC seems out of place though

Arperum

@Chippies 70HC is bloody simple.

Chippies

11:34 PM

@Arperum oh it is, but it seems out of place, considering that's literally the only thing that requires HC

Arperum

True.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune yeah, that makes sense but I was just like "ooh I found a new thing"

user15026

Although I am working on the MacGuffin quest, so that gives me something to do.

user15026

(Or would, were I not out of adventures)

user15026

WAIT WAIT WAIT I HAVEN'T EATEN TODAY :D

GodEmperorDune

11:35 PM

@AshleyNunn yeah I ventured in the sea and got my ass beat pretty quick

Arperum

ok, conquests are slightly different than those goals. but whatever.

as in: some of them are easier.

user15026

....apparently "using" the bubble liquid I have means drinking it.

user15026

That's a horrible thing to contemplate actually doing.

GodEmperorDune

But then again, bubbles are naturally delicious

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Good luck with that one, it's rather a rather extensive quest.

user15026

11:38 PM

Have you ever eaten soap? :P

user15026

@Arperum That means it should entertain me for a while.

user15026

I did the Black Forest bit, now I am hanging out in the desert.

Arperum

Do you use a guide? Or are you figuring it out yourself?

user15026

I mostly just bumble about, but if I get frustrated/stuck I use the KoL wiki

GodEmperorDune

I use hippy soap that is made from fruits and berries and actually tastes quite good. Non toxic too

Arperum

11:40 PM

If you figure that quest out on your own, you're a crazy smart person, that thing is insane.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn ah, so that's why no new kol questions!

user15026

Well, I wanted to ask one about the ghost babies

GodEmperorDune

Props to whoever spaded that initially

user15026

But then I just started drawing myself diagrams once I realized how it works (because my babies were all over the place by the time I looked up how it went)

user15026

and then it worked out

GodEmperorDune

11:43 PM

@AshleyNunn just wait until you hunt the wumpus!

user15026

Oh boy.

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune hey, that's a Magic card

Hunted Wumpus

Yuuki

And traversing the painting will be interesting too.

GodEmperorDune

It comes from an early computer game iirc

user15026

Well, after I ate and drank I found most of the stuff in Spookyraven that I need for the mortar dissolving stuff (which I suspect might open that wall, which I suspect is where I need to explore in the cellar to finish that part of the MacGuffin quest :)

user15026

11:53 PM

(But that will be for tomorrow's adventuring.)

Sterno

@fredley I'm not sure you should be allowed to call that a game, but it's pretty awesome

GodEmperorDune

The macguffin quest is fun as Ed

> "Have you finished dealing with the guardians of your Staff, boss?" Amun asks.
"Still working on it. Amun, I'm not so sure about handing my staff back to the idiots who lost it in the first place. Do you think maybe it would be better, security-wise, to just get a bank safety-deposit box or something?"
"That would work in the short term, boss, but it is the course of eons we must consider. Civilizations fall, and banks with them."
"Yeah, I suppose you have a point."