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10:00 AM
@fredley I get it. That is funny.
Ha ha ha
 
@fredley -1 not enough @Wipqozn
... which is probably the first time that sentence has ever been uttered in the history of everything
 
los I'
 
@PrivatePansy No, that's just one of the times it did 'literally nothing'.
i.e. no corrections at all
 
Also, I've been watching a WW2 documentary, and it appears that the Germany-Italy alliance caused more problems for Germany than it solved. The Italian army seemed to consistently lose in battle, so Germany needed to commit a large force of troops into the North Africa and Mediterranean campaigns. This large forced, combined with Hitler being completely crazy and never wanting to retreat, even when all his generals told him he should, caused huge losses for germany.
 
morning yall.
 
10:09 AM
@djsmiley2k Did you decipher my crazy project?
 
Hmmm kinda @fredley
 
@Wipqozn Hitler was an abysmal military commander
 
I get that you store the metadata of the music in the db
What I can't see is how oyu feed that into mpd
fixed: Hitler was an abysmal
 
@5pike Yeah, WW2 is making that clear. He had a few solid ideas in combat, but the majority of his plans caused major losses and problems for germany, and were plans his generals usually disagreed with (although not always vocally, because hitler was crazy).
 
The whole Italian-German alliance was a disaster for both parties. Germany got involved in fronts it had nothing to gain from (Yugoslavia, Greece, North Africa), Italy presented a "soft underbelly" for the whole Axis once the US troops got rolling.
 
10:11 AM
@djsmiley2k I think I send a request via the api to get the streaming url, and feed that url directly into mpd
 
sounds sensible
cept I couldn't see the last bit.
 
gah, you win this time
 
Because the stream urls expire, I have to get a new one for each track.
 
:O
That's annoying, but ok.
 
10:12 AM
 
And in the end, Italy lost what African holdings they had and could keep for a few more decades if they didn't involve themselves in the war - similar as Spain did.
 
So I actually feed it a list of internal URLs that then 302 to the Google URLs
Which it gets on the fly
fun stuff
 
@GnomeSlice that was last week
@fredley Very nice!
 
@djsmiley2k It's for the whole month
 
10:13 AM
Also TIL Mussolini was an Atheist.
 
@fredley I suppose I should try and set it up, but lazy etc
 
Not realy relevant, but I thought it was interesting.
 
@GnomeSlice nod.
 
@GnomeSlice I feel duty-bound to tell you your avatar is terrible
 
@fredley That's fine aunt crabby
 
10:13 AM
@Wipqozn interesting how you found that out, and i've been reading The God Delusion
So was, appently Hilter
although he refernced being christian a LOT for someone who wasn't.
 
@djsmiley2k Quite sure he's a self professed Christian
 
@PrivatePansy read what he said about bolchivism
Pretty sure I spelt that wrong
 
Apparently Wikipedia has to have an entire article devoted to just this topic
The religious views of Adolf Hitler are a matter of interest and debate. Hitler was raised by an increasingly anti-clerical father and devout Catholic mother. Baptized as an infant and confirmed at the age of fifteen, he ceased attending Mass and participating in the sacraments in later life. In adulthood Hitler became disdainful of Christianity, but in the pursuit and maintenance of power was prepared to delay clashes with the churches out of political considerations. Hitler's architect Albert Speer believed he had "no real attachment" to Catholicism, but that he had never formally left the Church...
This alone is longer than most biographical articles on Wikipedia
 
yeah.
It's a bit of a mess.
 
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Q: What does “It’s always a pig in a poke. So why not a pig who pokes?”mean?

Yoichi OishiIn an article under the title, “Trump the disrupter,” (New York Times August 10 issue), Op-ed columnist, Maureen Dowd wrote: “It is really hard to know who you’re electing. That’s because you can’t foresee what crises will crop up, or what gremlins of insecurity and perversity the White H...

Trump is taking over.
 
10:16 AM
Just thought as we were on the subject I'd mention it.
 
No one has mentioned this so far, so I will. Consider the fact that Mr Donald Trump, who is running for candidacy, is a renowned opportunist, and sexist. Women often call sexist men "pigs", the expression "male chauvinist pig" is probably an epithet that Mr Trump wears with a certain pride. So it's quite a clever use of image, folklore and clichés all rolled in one. — Mari-Lou A 20 hours ago
 
I'm not claiming total truth or knowledge.
 
So. Outwardly he tries to be a Catholic for the sake of political expediency, but privately he's most likely to be an atheist, and is at least anti-Christian. That said nobody really knows because Hitler was a very private man. That's what a quick skim of the article produced
 
@PrivatePansy Probably because every teenager on the internee wants to be able to claim Belief X is evil because hitler.
See also: Was hitler vegan?
Towards the end of his life Adolf Hitler followed a vegetarian diet. It is not clear when he adopted it, since some accounts of his dietary habits prior to the Second World War indicate that he consumed meat as late as 1937. By 1938, Hitler's public image as a vegetarian was already being fostered and from 1942 he self-identified as a vegetarian. Personal accounts from people who knew Hitler and were familiar with his diet indicate that he did not consume meat as part of his diet during this period. Some modern day analysis has theorized that Hitler's vegetarianism may have been due to Richard...
 
See also: did Hitler only have one testicle?
Adolf Hitler's possible monorchism (the condition of only having one testicle) has been a fringe subject among historians and academics researching the German leader. The rumour is considered either a plausible fact or an urban myth. The British military song "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" may have been the origin of the story. Nevertheless research, eyewitness testimony and historical study have not been able to prove or disprove the rumor. Hitler's doctor Erwin Giesing and his personal physician Theodor Morell disregard the idea of Hitler's monorchism and say there was nothing wrong with Hitler...
 
10:22 AM
Wut
 
exactly
 
Wikipedia has the weirdest articles.
The 50th birthday of Adolf Hitler on 20 April 1939 was celebrated as a national holiday throughout Nazi Germany and other parts of the world. Gifts and telegrams of congratulations were received from all over Germany and allied countries, although the Western Allies neglected congratulating the Führer. The birthday celebration saw, amongst other events, the largest military parade in the history of the Third Reich, with army, air force, navy and SS units, numbering almost 50,000 in total, marching through the streets of Berlin in Hitler's honor. == Celebrations == On 18 April 1939, the government...
Adolf Hitler, as effective dictator of Nazi Germany, was at the centre of World War II in Europe and the Holocaust. He was hated by his persecuted enemies and even by some of his own military commanders, yet in 25 years no one managed to assassinate him. In contrast to Britain's Winston Churchill, who relied on one main bodyguard, Hitler's bodyguard grew to include thousands of men. When Hitler returned to Munich from front-line service in 1918, he became a member of the Nazi Party, an extremist far-right political party in Bavaria. In 1921, he was elected leader of the party. As his speech...
Still missing: Adolf Hitler's underwear.
There's even "Adolf Hitler's cyborg resurrection" ...
 
wut
 
List of all pages starting with "Adolf Hitler". It's in there. To be fair, it's just a redirect.
 
Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers' Party and Chancellor of Nazi Germany from 1933 (Führer from 1934) to 1945. Hitler has been represented in popular culture ever since he became a well-known politician in Germany. His distinctive image was often parodied by his opponents. Parodies became much more prominent outside Germany during his period in power. Since the end of World War II representations of Hitler, both serious and satirical, have continued to be prominent in popular culture, sometimes generating significant controversy...
 
10:30 AM
@Arperum Yooouuuuuuniiiiveeerse on fiiireee
 
An ice wasp just burrowed into my neck so hard that it shook me awake in the real world.
 
@GraceNote Until the penultimate word in the sentence I was really worried
 
It is a very, very awkward feeling.
 
an ice wasp?
 
That still doesn't make sense
 
10:35 AM
What world do they exist in?
 
The dreamworld, duh
 
Whatever dream I was in that time, djs
 
well yeah, but generally our brains don't create from nothing;.
 
So I presumed it came from some existing universe
 
10:35 AM
You haven't read enough of my dreams yet.
 
@GraceNote Reading dreams, it's like reading minds except way, way weirder
 
l used to dream in Q3 world
 
HORN BLARE
HORN BLARE
 
At any rate, the ice wasp actually looked a bit more like a blue bumblebee but honestly it was moving way too fast for me to get a good glimpse of it before it got to my neck. At which point, for being such a tiny thing it had enough force to physically push me and cause my neck to cave in and my head to tilt over to the side it assaulted from (the right).
 
Looks like observations confirmed that stars are currently being created at only half the rate at which they die. We're running out of time. Only a few trillion years left.
 
10:39 AM
It didn't particularly hurt, but, imagine if someone just took their finger, and just jabbed it at your neck really, really, really hard and held it there for a while. Then withdrew and did it twice more.
 
:(
 
@MartinSojka i have an opinion about that
lol
 
@MartinSojka We can solve this problem if we star more things
 
@fredley Joke's on them. I'm always excessively polite when playing Diplomacy. Speaking of which, anybody fancying a cake?
 
@MartinSojka Yup
 
10:47 AM
(The cake was a lie.)
 
:(
 
backstabs both of you
 
That @Kevin is a spy
 
Does anybody care about today's listening or no
I'm on mobile now so it will be harder to post
Does anybody care about today's listening or no
The phone
Thx
 
Huh, the System process is using 12% CPU, which is one entire logical core
What the heck is it doing?
 
10:57 AM
Dancing?
 
It's not indexing, since that would be associated with high disk activity.
And it's a pretty constant 11-14% CPU usage
 
Today's Listening | Chiptune / Pirate Metal
5
 
amazing
@PrivatePansy the wonders of non open source systems.
NSA is watching.
@GnomeSlice THIS IS GLORIOUS
DA DADDDDAAAADAA AWEEEE DRINK UNTIL WE DIE
 
11:20 AM
@djsmiley2k Do listen to the originals too at some point. (Shipwrecked by Alestorm, Cruise ship terror by Swashbuckle and a song I don't know from lagerstein[because I haven't listened to Lagerstein before])
 
aye will do
 
Swashbuckle is the least accessible music from the bunch.
I like how I know about all four bands mentioned on the page, only have cd's from half of them though.
 
11:37 AM
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Q: I Need A Forge JAR

user3902094I use Forge to install mods for Minecraft. I installed a mod, and it came with an installer. When I ran the installer, it started to say some weird things in the status, so I cancelled. My Forge profile is in .minecraft/modgames, so it doesn't mess up my other profiles. Now the Forge .jar is gone...

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Q: Twitch Stream Gameplay is not exactly smooth! Help!

BerzaI've fixed the problem with high ping in game and quallity of the stream (720p). Well the gameplay is not exactly smooth it could be a bit more smoother. It's like a bit stuttery. But I don't expect it to be really really smooth. Just a bit more. I use OBS and theese are my settings : http://prnt...

 
@GraceNote one thing I don't understand is... did this happen in your dream?
I guess you've gone back to sleep though... sorry if the ping awakes you.
 
@badp Yes
It happened in my dream and I woke up with my body instinctively flinching in the same way
 
oh. Yeah I think I can relate to that. Unless there was any actual pain.
then I guess the monsters under your bed are starting to become a bigger problem than previously anticipated.
 
@GraceNote I think a lot of people have that dream where they fell off a building or were otherwise in freefall, and find themselves woken up because of the body's instinctive flinch reaction
 
No, no actual pain
@PrivatePansy Pretty much the same thing, yeah
 
11:46 AM
I sometimes instinctively jump away from some scare (incoming car, crumbling rock under my feet, sudden movement to the side) only to realise halfway through the movement that I'm still in my bed, falling asleep. Thankfully that never happens when I'm actually sleeping ...
 
Apparently a friend of mine had a dream wherein I caused him to choke on his coffee which woke him up choking in real life.
On nothing
 
♫ Is this real life? or it's reverse Matrix? ♫
(it's already a metric stretch with 'it's' as opposed to 'is it', okay?)
oh, huh.
> restock can only be found in stores, and when taken will auto restock any items you purchase from it. in the new game mode all characters will start with this item.
 
6 hours ago, by Private Pansy
For the first lecture in this philosophy module we're assigned Descartes' Meditations. Apparently we're all illusions. The body, the senses, the phone I'm typing on, this chat room, and all the already crazy Internet people inhibiting it
 
@PrivatePansy well yes.
I thought that was a given.
After all everything around you is your brain interpreting external signals. In other words... it's your mind's doing. We're all your own doing. Everything is made in Private Pansy. ARE YOU YOUR OWN DOING? I THINK SO, MMM, YES.
THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU CANNOT LEGALLY MARRY YOUR WAIFUS IS THAT YOU HAVE NOT SUFFICIENTLY PUT YOUR MIND TO IT
 
@badp Nice. Now the excess money will be even more useful.
 
11:59 AM
also it seems that /r/bindingofisaac is fully certain the new game mode will be called "greed mode"
 
Would be a fitting name
 
@badp EQUAL RIGHTS TO SMALL PURPLE COLORED MINKY STUFFED PLUSH UNICORNS!1!!
 
@PrivatePansy OPPRESSED BY THE LONGSTANDING OPPRESSIVE PRIVATE PANSY TIRANNY OF +10 TO OPPRESSION
TOGETHER WE SHALL OVERTURN HIS EVIL RULE
 
@PrivatePansy Wasn't it Descartes that said "I think, therefore I am"? Or am I thinking of another philosopher.
 
@MBraedley It was indeed him
 
12:03 PM
Indeed
We talking philophosphy now? this'll be fun!
 
The only philosopher I clearly remember about was a greek one that started with "what is is and what isn't isn't" and declared absolutely everything to be phony
 
Well, if we think, then we are, and thus can't be illusions. GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, DESCARTES!
 
(the one bit I forgot is his name.)
@MBraedley no no no no. You are, you are an illusion.
 
@MBraedley No, what he said is that the person doing the thinking clearly exist. It's everything else that is suspect
 
@PrivatePansy Ah, yes, now I remember that part
 
12:05 PM
In the case of that statement, I'm the one doing the thinking. Everything else, which includes everybody in this room, is suspect because they arise out of my own sensory perception
 
@PrivatePansy but IS THE PERSON WHO IS DOING THE THINKING THE SAME PERSON WHO HE BELIEVES HE IS, OR IS HE HIMSELF HIS OWN ILLUSION
 
HOW CAN YOU BE SURE THAT YOU ARE EVEN THINKING?
 
HOW CAN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A CORPOREAL PRESENCE IF ALL YOU CAN PERCEIVE IT WITH IS THROUGH PERCEPTIONS THEMSELVES
 
@badp That's the whole point of I think, therefore I am. He himself can't be an illusion because he is thinking.
 
MAYBE YOU ARE JUST A SELF-AWARE AI AND WHAT YOU INTERPRET AS THOUGHT IS MERELY COMPUTATION
 
12:06 PM
@fredley IF I WATCH FRIDAY AND MY BRAIN STOPS FUNCTIONING, DO I SUDDENLY POP OUT OF EXISTENCE?
 
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CORPOREAL PRESENCE, THEN HOW MUCH OF WHAT YOU THINK IS YOU HAS BEEN PHONY ALL ALONG
 
I LISTEN TO FRIDAY, THEREFORE I AM
 
@fredley DO FREDLEY DREAM OF DIAMOND SHEEPS?
 
EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT YOU, YOU LEARNED THROUGH PERCEPTION
BUT PERCEPTION IS PHONY, AND SO ARE YOU.
 
A BIG FAT PHONY
 
12:08 PM
HENCE IT FOLLOWS THAT YOU, SIR, DO NOT ESIST.
 
If we stopped with the caps, this could actually be a interesting convo.
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and that's okay.
You wouldn't be the first person who didn't exist in this room.
Arda didn't exist and he still hanged around for years here.
 
@PrivatePansy No, your perception of existance stops existing
 
We believe in ontologically equal opportunity
 
CAPS IS JUST IN YOUR PERCEPTION
 
12:08 PM
You can never known if that perception directly correlates to an existence outside of it.
 
@djsmiley2k SEE YOU TOO ARE TRICKED BY THE MERE PERCEPTION OF AN ARGUMENT, AND FAIL TO SEE THROUGH IT, AS A CAT CANNOT LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE POINTING OUT BUT MERELY STARES AT THE FINGER
 
YOU MAY PERCEIVE CAPS AS SHOUTING, BUT REALLY THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT LETTER FORMS
ADJUST YOUR PERCEPTION TO CEASE BEING ANNOYED
 
o/
 
@djsmiley2k There are no interesting conversations on the Bridge
2
 
12:10 PM
(for your convenience you may imagine mods going all-caps as your run-of-the-mill anime transformation sequence)
(I MEAN EVERYTHING IS PHONY SO WE MIGHT AS WELL)
 
@Unionhawk That is the oldest news in the universe, get out
 
@Unionhawk I ALPHA-BET THIS NEWS REALLY DOES NOT MATTER
 
@fredley AND I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM LOOKING AT
 
@Unionhawk They won't become the new Apple
wise move google, wise move
 
12:11 PM
@badp Watch Silicon Valley, then re-evaluate your life
 
@fredley OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE... THE OLDEST NEWS IN THE UNIVERSE
OR SOMETHING
 
They basically one-uppt Amazon and Apple by coming closer to the start of the Alphabet
 
@fredley MY LIFE IS GREAT I AM QUITE SATISFIED WITH MY LIFE I NOW EVEN HAVE MY OWN RUN-OF-THE-MILL ANIME TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE
 
@badp MECHA BADP
 
@badp I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS
 
12:13 PM
@PrivatePansy REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL YOUR MIND'S DOING
 
@fredley PUELLA MAGI @BADP MAGICA
 
@badp You would be entirely correct about this.
 
@PrivatePansy IF THAT WAS THE CASE, AT LEAST MY TRANSFORMATION WOULD NOT HAVE THE SAME SIDE EFFECT AS UNI'S
 
@badp ON THE OTHER HAND THE POWER OF YOUR EMOTIONS HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO VIOLATE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS
 
@badp I don't think I like @PrivatePansy's mind
 
12:17 PM
@PrivatePansy WELL GUESS WHO MADE UP THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS
YOU DID, SIR
YOU ARE THE REASON WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS
 
@KevinvanderVelden I don't think I like my mind either
@badp I THOUGHT THAT WAS @WIPQOZN
 
@PrivatePansy You also made up @Wipqozn
 
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Q: How do the race traits work?

xeridoWhen selecting a race, they have some specific traits, Starting ítems and stats. Are the stats one time bonus, or are they applied anytime you level up? Thanks

 
In searching for @OrigamiRobot implementing @Wipqozn's anti-caps script, I found this:
Jun 3 '14 at 20:47, by Origami Robot
SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE A SCRIPT TO PING EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
 
@KevinvanderVelden @BADP ALSO, WHAT DESCARTES SAID WAS THAT THERE WAS A EVIL DEMON THAT TEMPERED WITH HIS SENSORY PERCEPTION, NOT HIS OWN MIND
 
12:20 PM
I'M GOING TO ASSUME THE REDUCED SPEED AT WHICH CHAT IS CURRENTLY PROCESSING IS DUE TO THE DEEP INNER CONFLICT OF OUR MAKER PRIVATE PANSY AND HIS STRUGGLE TO PROCESS WHAT WAS ACTUALLY RATHER OBVIOUS THE WHOLE TIME
 
ERGO, I BLAME EVERYTHING ON DESCARTES
 
@PrivatePansy AND - WHO - MADE - THE - EVIL - DEMON?!
 
17 secs ago, by Private Pansy
ERGO, I BLAME EVERYTHING ON DESCARTES
 
YOU ARE NOW DESCARTES.
GREAT. WHAT ELSE IS NEW.
 
:| What are you insane people doing on the Bridge this morning.
 
12:22 PM
@twobugs YOU SAY INSANE I SAY GENIUS
 
@twobugs WE'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL OBVIOUSLY
 
@badp is in run-of-the-mill anime transformation mode and I'm not quite sure what @PrivatePansy's problem is
 
@Unionhawk MY PROBLEM IS I CAN'T PROVE ANY OF YOU EXIST
 
AND THE FOURTH WALL HAPPENS TO BE PRIVATE PANSY
 
@PrivatePansy HI I EXIST
DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE'S PHILOSOPHICAL NONSENSE
boom
You're welcome.
 
12:23 PM
AND ALL I'M SAYING IS WE CANNOT DISPROVE THAT OUTSIDE OF THESE FOUR WALLS THERE ISN'T A DENSELY PACKED HITLER CONTINUUM
 
@Unionhawk BUT THIS PROOF IS ONLY VALID BECAUSE I PERCEIVE THIS PROOF, AND I REALLY CAN'T TRUST MY SENSES
BECAUSE DEMONS
 
Wait, four walls...?
 
(@Wipqozn would've never forgave me if I forgot to make this reference)
@PrivatePansy YOU ARE THE DEMONS, PRIVATE PANSY.
 
@MartinSojka The time wall, obviously. If you don't find a way through, time stops for you, forever
 
woah, are you guys still arguing about this?
 
12:25 PM
@PrivatePansy This proof is just as valid as proof that the infinite hitler theorem isn't the case.
 
@Chippies No, we're being stupid
 
I went to sleep like 6 hours ago and you were arguing about this then
 
Also, you can't prove that we're arguing
 
IF YOU CAN ONLY BE SURE ABOUT YOU, AND THE DEMON, THEN THE DEMON MUST BE YOU. IF YOU CANNOT BE SURE, IT'S ALSO BECAUSE OF THE DEMON. HENCE, THE DEMON MUST EXIST, AND YOU MUST EXIST, AND THEREFORE HENCEFORTH FOLLOWS THE PRECEDENT QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM
 
You can't even prove we exist
 
12:25 PM
@Chippies Oh dear. So this might go on all day?
 
Maybe!
 
@twobugs it seems to have been going all night already, so all day doesn't seem like too far of a stretch. Assuming any of this is even real...
 
@Chippies It's not. We're just figments of my deranged imagination
 
FIFY
 
@PrivatePansy Hah, you know it's not your imagination, you're just saying that to mess with me, because clearly you can only be a figment of my imagination
 
12:28 PM
@badp IF THAT IS THE CASE WHY DID I CREATE MOD ABUSE?
HUH? HUH!?
 
@PrivatePansy YOU ARE HELPING YOURSELF SEE THE TRUTH
THIS IS YOUR NON DEMON-SELF'S ETERNAL STRUGGLE WITH THE OTHER ONE, SURFACING INTO YOUR DERANGED IMAGINATION
 
IN SOVIET RUSSIA PRIVATE PANSY'S IMAGINATION, USER MOD ABUSE YOU!
 
This is why I hate philosophy. The idea that a physical object that clearly exists may not actually exist because oh noes I am just perceiving its existence is just so absurd it actually hurts.
 
@Unionhawk To be fair that's not at all what Descartes said
 
@Unionhawk just think of it as you're god and you see the world from your imaginary human perspective
when you die, you switch characters
 
12:30 PM
No, I will not think of it as anything.
 
@PrivatePansy ALAS, YOUR PERCEPTION-SELF IS MERELY YOUR DEMON-SELF'S CREATION, AND THUS HE DOES NOT ACTUALLY WIELD ANY POWER OF CONSEQUENCE
 
nothing is real
 
I will think of it as screw you all I'm done with philosophy classes
 
@PrivatePansy Now that's just silly. There is no "fourth wall". The whole thing about someone watching from a direction you can only see when you squint, about those "watchers" reacting to what we do ... that's just fairy tales. The fourth wall doesn't exist.
 
but everything follows your imaginary rules and laws
 
12:31 PM
My experience with Philosophy was a stuck up graduate student who probably failed out of another program telling me why everything I thought I knew was worthless and how philosophy was the only True Knowledge
 
Goddammit
 
Not to say philosophy is easy or anything, I just thought my graduate student instructor was a stupid tool.
 
@Unionhawk Keep calm and blame @Wipqozn
 
I BLAME YOU
AND @BADP
ANY QUESTIONS
 
@Unionhawk WELL I BLAME YOUR FACE
AND @Wipqozn's FACE
 
12:33 PM
@Unionhawk YOU JUST BLAMED @PRIVATEPANSY THREE TIMES
 
@badp COUNT AGAIN
 
@MartinSojka HOW WOULD WE KNOW? THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT
 
IF ANYTHING THAT'S TWO
Ok this is stupid.
 
@Unionhawk I AM MERELY USING PLURALIA MAJESTATIS THERE FOR PRIVATE PANSY, OUR CREATOR
I MEAN THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE OF HIM
 
@badp IF YOU BLAME @PRIVATEPANSY THREE TIMES WHILE FACING A MIRROR, I'LL COME OUT OF IT AND DEBATE PHILOSOPHY WITH YOU
 
12:34 PM
THE TRUE FORM, THE DEMON AND THE PERCEPTION
SO YES THAT IS THREE
@PrivatePansy WHO NEEDS TO DO THAT WHEN WE'RE DOING THAT HERE
SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT.
I BET YOUR WHOLE ONTOLOGICAL "DISCUSSION" LAST NIGHT WAS A REAL CIRCULAR SNOOZE-FEST SO I AM CLEAR THAT I COULD PUT THINGS STRAIGHT FOR Y'ALL.
 
Why is the bridge in autocad mode.
 
There is something wrong with you.
Have either of you sought out psychiatric help?
 
@Unionhawk KEEP UP, PSYCHIATRICS ARE PHONY TOO.
JEEZ DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
 
All right I'm done with this nonsense.
 
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH NOW, SO THIS IS @PRIVATEPANSY'S DEMON-SELF SIGNING OFF FOR A WHILE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
12:39 PM
undefined?
 
Wake me up when there's something reasonable going on.
 
Did... chat's JS screw up there?
 
@Unionhawk So, never?
 
Yup
 
@Unionhawk ETERNAL SEPTEMBER LOOK IT UP
 
12:39 PM
@PrivatePansy ?
 
@Unionhawk "SO THIS IS @PRIVATEPANSY'Sundefined DEMON-SELF" - the word 'undefined' popping up in weird places usually mean JS screwing up somewhere
 
OH OH OH CRACKS IN THE REALITY
 
But no, seriously, did your chat bug out somewhere?
 
By these invocations I banish thee
 
12:43 PM
AFTER ALL AFTER ALL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING WE'VE BEEN DOING
IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT SOME CRACKS WOULD APPEAR
@PrivatePansy OR DID IT? I THINK THIS IS JUST YOU, AND THE JAVASCRIPT WEB OF LIES YOU HAVE BUILT AROUND YOURSELF
 
Begone demon!
 
@Unionhawk HOW CAN I BE GONE, WHEN I NEVER WAS HERE TO BEGIN WITH!
 
Is @badp malfunctioning again?
 
You're lucky you're a mod otherwise I'd have considered issuing a kick-mute right about now
@Sterno Is @badp ever functioning?
 
@Sterno ...was he ever functioning?
 
12:46 PM
I think this is
 
now all @PrivatePansy needs to do is forward this convo to his professor
He's going to get all of the grades. ALL OF THEM
 
"Who's this @badp guy and what the hell is he talking about?"
 
SIMULTANEOULSY
 
@badp ಠ_ಠ
 
-- @PrivatePansy's professor, probably
 
12:49 PM
Oh wait, they're all Private Pansy. After all I'm Private Pansy too. TOP GRADES!
--Philosophy professor!Private Pansy, probably
 
I think the terrorists have won. I'm going to buy a can of red bull to unlock a mission in a video game.
6
 
You're lucky I'm not @fredley otherwise I'd have considered putting this room in Malkovic mode
 
@badp Yes I am aware you can out-mod-abuse me since I literally have no power over you
Unless you go star crazy I guess
But other than that
 
We have to make more stars to prevent the heat death of the universe
 
HEAR HEAR
 
12:54 PM
 
Too many ponies.
 
This actually makes an enormous amount of sense.
 
Also, I misspelled philosophy.
 
@PrivatePansy Well that's okay, @badp misunderstood philosophy.
 
@PrivatePansy I did say that by forwarding this convo you would've gotten all grades simultaneously; that included the fail grades.
 
12:56 PM
@PrivatePansy Philosopy sounds like a python library
 

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