The Bridge

user15026

2:00 PM

(But honestly, I can't lie about it, it's not how I do things.)

fredley

*What if she murders us all in her sleep with her machine/flesh hybrid body??*

Rapitor

-1

Q: I Love you fredley

Fredley, please forgive me. UnKitty made me do all those crap. Forgive me Love you. XOXO I love terraria too'

terraria

5pike

Oh boy, when will he stop?

user15026

@fredley I think it is more "what if she needs it again"

user15026

because they all miss the whole "it was 15 years between, and 12 before that

Private Pansy

2:02 PM

> In No Pineapple Left Behind, an evil wizard shows up to a school and turns all of the children into pineapples. Pineapples are very simple. All they do is take tests and get grades. If they get good grades, the school makes more money. But, if left unattended, pineapples can turn back into children. (Oh no!) Children are far more complex and expensive than pineapples. You are the principal. Your job is to run the school.

This is... uhm... surreal

MadMAxJr

She can be distracted with cupcakes.

GodEmperorDune

we will pay ransom in internet diamonds

user15026

Can we stop with the cyborg jokes today please?

MadMAxJr

Sure.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: I can't manage to setup the essentialsigns

When I downloaded essentials for spigot I can't setup the shop or any signs also all signs related plugins doesn't work anymore.

minecraft

GodEmperorDune

2:05 PM

in all seriousness, i hope it works out

user15026

Normally I am cool, but today, I am just frustrated because it might've cost me a thing I like the idea of because people only hear what they wanna hear

user15026

but I can't lie, so I get screwed

user15026

and that is just frustrating sometimes

fredley

@AshleyNunn Yeah I'm like that

two bugs

Any company that would hold that against you is not somewhere you want to work

I'm not trying to minimize your anxiety because I totally understand and relate to that

fredley

2:06 PM

literally just had a phone call from the Royal Mail, following up on an enquiry I made last week about using their tracking API (a non-free service)

I was like 'I wrote a scraper instead'

Sterno

fredley

They said 'You're not supposed to do that...'

Sterno

Yes, free same day delivery please

fredley

@Sterno uwot

user15026

@twobugs In theory, maybe, but it just sucks knowing that you have this thing that is going to act against you.

Sterno

2:06 PM

Why it defaults to standard, I don't know

fredley

how is... wat

two bugs

@AshleyNunn Yeah, that does suck :(

user15026

@Sterno Well, that narrows down the places in which you live :P

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn well i wish people didn't use a medical thing as a defining characteristic

Sterno

I heard Indy had a distribution center now. I didn't know you'd get same day for free though

user15026

2:07 PM

@twobugs and I try not to get mad. Like I know everyone is just like "don't say it" but like when you don't have a job because of it and there is this gap where you were healing and thus couldn't look for a job....

two bugs

@Sterno Amazon just rolled this out a few weeks ago but in select areas you can get same day delivery as a prime member for specific items

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn how long was the gap?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune A couple months

Sterno

@twobugs I AM A WINNER

Serverfrog

From Russia With Love : Russian Dancing Men : Episode 02 : MrWeebl

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Sterno

2:08 PM

I'm a double-winner since it's a new router (my current one seems to be stuck at about 2GBS for some reason)

Jason Berkan

@AshleyNunn You absolutely do not have to disclose medical information like that to your employer.

user15026

And yheah, I know, not long, just say contract ended and you were looking, but I suck at lying.

Sterno

And slow Internet makes Baby Jesus cry.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn that really shouldn't be a red flag, but unfortunately i'm not doing the hiring

two bugs

@AshleyNunn What I've done in similar situations is say "I had a personal health issue that I had to take care of". Anyone who presses you for more information is a total ass

user15026

2:09 PM

@JasonBerkan This is not news to me, I know that. It's more that it just isn't something I am able to lie about, it seems.

user15026

Like he goes "and why did you leave?" and I go "contract ended" and he goes "why the gap" and I go "brain surgery" without thinking

user15026

because like to me, it's not even a big deal

user15026

its just my normal

user15026

but I forget that to most people it is a huge fucking thing

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn maybe its something you can practice? lie to us, right now!

Jason Berkan

2:10 PM

@AshleyNunn Ah, there it is. I was trying to figure out what possible question could come up in an interview where brain surgery would be the answer.

user15026

@JasonBerkan Yeah, I am not like yelling it for nothing, but contextually, it was the answer

Sterno

My wife might need brain surgery. It is a huge fucking thing.

user15026

and I know interviews are full of people bullshitting but I can't.

MadMAxJr

It's a double edged sword. Some appreciate the honesty, others just mentally go 'wow, too many issues' and don't tell you the interview is already over.

user15026

@Sterno Because I've had it 5 times and as far as brain surgeries go it's like one of hte easiest ones, I tend to not worry about it to the same degree as most people.

GodEmperorDune

2:12 PM

@AshleyNunn lying by not telling private, personal things usually doesn't fall under bullshitting

fredley

Request: If you see posts/accounts from UniKitty, please flag them for mod attention but don't feed the troll.

Sterno

@AshleyNunn I suppose by the 5th time, I can see you being like "WHATEVER. MORE FREE JELLO FOR ME"

Do you get Jello?

I hope you get Jello

I refuse to type Jell-O

StrixVaria

@fredley Hopefully this never happens.

user15026

@Sterno Yeah, I do, and everyone knows hospital jello is magic

MadMAxJr

@fredley Was the banhammer swung?

fredley

2:13 PM

@MadMAxJr Hard.

Sterno

What'd he do that was banworthy?

Main site sockpuppeting?

two bugs

@fredley He was a monster of your own making. I hope you learned a lesson.

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StrixVaria

@Sterno Reasonable ban just for being generally disruptive, compounded repeatedly by ban evasion.

Yuuki

@twobugs I have a vague understanding of this because I think I was there at the time, but I might need some more elaboration.

Powerlord

For the longest time, I thought Unikitty was a sockpuppet of someone in here.

MadMAxJr

2:16 PM

I was assuming that myself.

5pike

@Sterno Something like that, yeah.

fredley

@twobugs USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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two bugs

@Yuuki What I think happened was fredley got someone to change their name to start with uni to troll Unionhawk, but Unikitty didn't really know when to stop

Despite being told. Numerous times.

5pike

Honestly, it was only a matter of time until Unikitty pulled something that would result in a ban.

Yuuki

@twobugs I wonder who UniKitty was originally?

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