The Bridge

hm.. well that was xbox, done. interestingly, no COD this year

@Rapitor Wow. That's a surprise.

CoD: Extra Advanced Warfare

You'd think they'd be milking that straight into the ground.

there was rumors of them losing the exclusivity rights this time around.

6:04 PM

I think they've hit the ground, after personally played CoD:AW for a few months.

It kind of lost a little omph when I didn't get to look forward to teaming up with Captain Price anymore.

Admittedly in AW he would have to be a flying head in a jar or something but still.

i enjoy AW quite a bit. the gun balance is probably the worst in any COD yet, but the game itself is so fun.

It's got neat graphics and toys but the multiplayer was unenjoyable. Maps are too compact with two or 3 lanes of combat.

And prettymuch RAILROADED lanes of combat.

Ugh, The Long Dark on sale...

i prefer compact maps. action doesn't slow down

i hate wandering aimlessly trying to find people to shoot

Hmm

I broke things!

Yay!

dammit

6:10 PM

@Rapitor You're not wrong on that, but I liked some of the ones in Ghosts that had a more natural feel to them. Like the marsh one with a couple of swamp houses.

I get the urban combat with sharp elevation changes is to focus on jetboot combat though

The night-time hillside resort map is jetboot death at point B.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

I am half planning to buy games for the satisfaction of buying them.

This is a terrible idea.

Take your wallet

Put it in a safe.

Put that safe in a larger safe

Sink that safe on a boat.

So apparently people are complaining about Doom 4 being too generic.

Oh god I may have broke it worse

@Yuuki Translation: ID software releases a game they've done before, some gamers upset.

6:12 PM

Stahp

@Arperum You have too much to live for!

@Yuuki Eh, I don't think it really looks like it has the same kind of momentum and fun as Doom 1/2

Not saying it'll be bad, but it just looks different

I think they looked at Brutal Doom and went 'Okay yeah, add fatalities, that's cool.'

@Frank Yes! I have to go do a dick shaped roadtrip next month!

That's the trip we are doing.

@Arperum That's sorta stretching it, but whatever it takes to save cash, I guess.

6:18 PM

@Frank I'm not 100% certain that's the exact route we'll take, there are a couple points on the road where we stay for a festival, and the rest is just whatever the other driver planned out for now.

@Arperum Hey, I'm planning a trip to England in September. I have no idea if that's anywhere near you.

I think that's more @fredley's territory.

@Frank See that little spot of land acros that water in the left? that's a corneer of England.

Oh boy! Elite is offering me an amazing $5 off if I want to buy their game again for Xbox One!

@Arperum Sooooo.....yes?

6:20 PM

@Frank Kinda, ish, but there is a The Canal in between, so that makes things a little harder.

holy shit

@Yuuki England is my territory

i kinda want an xbox now?

I also live a bit closer to the coast than the start/end of that route.

@Arperum Well, I'm not sure how long we'll be in the area, but, hey, if we can make things work and grab a pint or something, that'd be great.

6:21 PM

if Elite is the reason for you getting an XB1... I'm sorry?

@Rapitor god no

@Rapitor that rare collection looks real good + backwards compadabillty

the backwards compat, mod support, and Rareware collection is pretty much made everyone go nuts

@Frank If you want to drink beer, I suggest coming to Belgium. I can get you a place to sleep for free.

@Rapitor cough

just give me halo, gears, and forza and i'm fine

user15026

6:22 PM

@TheAce Rare collection?

@Arperum We're going more for the BBC and exploration.

user15026

(Noooo don't tempt me)

And I'm dragging my little sister along.

@AshleyNunn basicly all the old rare games are coming to xbone

@Frank If you're going to the BBC, make sure to set up the tour way beforehand.

Tours are by appointment only, IIRC.

6:23 PM

Oh god

@AshleyNunn doing it. 30 classic rare titles for 30$

Come on

Wake back up please

save for DK 64 and golden eye

user15026

@Rapitor nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

user15026

I like all those things.

6:24 PM

@AshleyNunn YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@Frank BBC?

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

@fredley My sister's a massive Whovian.

@fredley British Broadcasting Company

obv

@Frank Getting to the UK from Belgium is kinda unconvenient, because you a) need to take a plane, a boat or a train. I prefer my car

Q: I went on fullscreen mode on minecraft but it crashed and it wont stop... (btw im on a laptop)

6:24 PM

Wants to go see the BBC.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Colored Text Name Glitch

I tried the colored text trick for my name on Minecraft Pocket Edition and now I can't type anything for my name, but when I do I see blank spaces (no words!). HELP!!!!

minecraft-pocket-edition

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I went on fullscreen mode on minecraft but it crashed and I'm on a laptop... I have no idea how to turn it off. I have an answer but it's not working for me... PLEASE HELP!

minecraft

Oh, actually BBC

@TheAce I wonder why those are omitted. DK 64 i can understand, but why not goldeneye?

also anyone playing fallout shelter?

@Frank I thought it must be that BBC, but couldn't think why you'd visit it

6:25 PM

Come on visual studio

wake up

@TheAce I will once I get my hands on an iPad charger cable.

STOP NOT RESPONDING

@TheAce android... got the middle finger

@fredley She really wants to take the Who experience tour, or whatever it's called.

Also I literally don't know if Whovian is something to do with Dr Who or MLP or both.

6:25 PM

Jun 12 at 3:44, by Yuuki

ALSO, F--K APPLE AND THEIR GORRAM PROPRIETARY CHARGERS.

@Unionhawk hit all the keys

For the most part, I'm just along for the ride.

@Rapitor no? did it?

@Rapitor `1234567890-qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

nope

didn't work

@TheAce fallout shelter isn't for android yet

user15026

6:26 PM

@fredley Whovian is generally a Doctor Who fan of some variety

kills devenv.exe

@Rapitor thats shitty cause its a solid game no timers or pay walls

comeon

PLS

Eh, I'm not sure how I feel about this Fallout Shelter game

It starts fast but slows down real quickly

user15026

@twobugs Booooo

6:27 PM

It's entirely possible I'm just playing it "wrong"

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum there's the tunnel

And you could take the car on a ferry

@TheAce yeah, but i don't blame them. android is a bitch to develop games for. pretty much every phone has different specs, and hell they even run different versions of android. so optimizing takes longer

user15026

Also, I had another Android game recommendation for you! Bardbarian. I just started playing it and it is entertaining as heck.

But getting new dwellers seems to be 100% based on makin' babies

And your initial dwellers are... not prime human specimens

Yay, eugenics!

I was missing my FE: Awakening fix.

6:28 PM

Plus makin' babies seems to be slow

Baby has not been born yet and even after being born they have to grow up

@KevinvanderVelden Tunnel requires going through France.

@twobugs it does

Damn you, realism!

Vault-Tec promised you humans, they did not ensure quality humans.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum which is the worst, true

6:29 PM

Wow, it looks like ten people nuked the boss at level 120.

Amount of time to spend on making cash: ten seconds, if that.

@KevinvanderVelden But it allows for way less impulsivity I think.

@MadMAxJr Well I found a quality human in a lunchbox, but so far everyone else is just bad.

@twobugs but that game could be much much worse

@AshleyNunn too busy with ramen sensei

@twobugs Isolate prime genes. Reproduce.

6:30 PM

One thing that has really annoyed me is for maximum efficiency you want to build 3 rooms of the same type next to each other

@Rapitor Finished my first playthrough of that.

but the game does a very bad job telling you this

@KevinvanderVelden They do have venues on top of malls though, that was pretty cool.

user15026

@Rapitor I have a job now! I can finally buy this!

Dino D-Day is $.99

I think I just found the new Bad Rats

6:31 PM

@AshleyNunn rare collection

I don't know, Dinosaurs in WW2 is at least a fun idea.

I know nothing about Dino D-Day other than the name is amazing

@AshleyNunn I'm checking this out, it looks neat

Does it have both allied and Nazi dinosaurs?

BRB, buying infinite copies of Dead Horde

user15026

@TheAce nooooooooo

user15026

6:32 PM

@twobugs I like it

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Essentials Kits Error

I'm having some problems on my CDC (Crafting Dead: Cure) server with my essentials kit configuration. It all happens when I put in this kit: Major: delay:300 items: - 8356 1 - 8673 1 - 8675 1 - 8674 1 - 8267:0 1 - 8267:1 1 - 8358 1 - 8269 1...

minecraft-server

@AshleyNunn it's $30 tho (assuming you have an xbox one :P)

@TheAce Without, it's dramatically pricier.

@Frank gonna start paying closer attention to xbox prices

It's nice to be able to send shitty Steam games to people for the cost of one sold Summer Sale trading card

2

6:36 PM

If KH3 shows up at E3, I'm going to officially lose my shit.

Wipqozn

oh right, new steam sale

What did we say our policy for questions that wouldn't be off-topic if it weren't for the asker saying something like "PS THIS IS AN ILLEGAL COPY OF THE GAME" is?

Close as off topic? Edit that part out and pretend it didn't happen?

@Brian I'd say "Go support the friggin dev", but I have no clue about the official stance.

Wipqozn

@Brian I think it's, "Burn without remorse"

6:38 PM

I'm immune! I have none of you on Steam! Ha haaa.

@MadMAxJr I tried adding Toomai, but he didn't accept x.x

Otherwise, still no one from here

user15026

@TheAce I don't and I don't see a reason to get it other than this

Long Dark any good?

user15026

@Wipqozn We're so nice to each other

@MadMAxJr haven't played in a few months but its real fun when i did

6:40 PM

@Wipqozn I like how the name of the game just adds to the message.

@AshleyNunn To be fair, we ARE giving away games to others. They might not be expensive, but they are games worth something.

@Frank Here's the question. It doesn't say "illegal", but it's as close as you can get. It's not a good question even without that part, so I'm not really sure.

Wipqozn

@Arperum I assume that's why he bought it.

Automation looks neat, but is not near feature-complete.

@AshleyNunn the backwards stuff is really hooking me

6:40 PM

@Sterno wat

Wat wat = new Wat();

Q: Im stuck on The Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask

@Brian An emulator doesn't mean piracy.

Lazers 2.0

-3

I found the fairy and I did the hide and seek game, but now I'm kinda lost... I kinda skipped the dialog by accident and now I dont know what to do... So uhhh yea... Please Help Me =3 (Btw Im Using An Emulator On The Computer o Play It)

zelda-majoras-mask

-1

Q: Is there any Physical-NTSC release for Final Fantasy XIV a Real Reborn?

Is there any Physical-NTSC release for Final Fantasy XIV a Real Reborn? I've only seen PAL boxes of the game, anyways, talking about this game for the Ps3, if for example i use a PAL version on the NTSC ps3, will it have a slowdown in framerates or any other error? Or will the new version, 'Heav...

ps3 final-fantasy-14

@Unionhawk I now have all of GabeN's money

@Sterno Except that there is no buy button on the dead horde page.

user15026

@TheAce I don't play console stuff! I haven't really played console stuff since I gave up on KH1! I DONT NEED ANOTHER CONSOLE

6:41 PM

@Arperum wat intensifies

We can assume good faith they made the ROM themselves until they tell us otherwise.

@AshleyNunn D:

You gave up!?

Maybe it's a safeguard. If price<0 don't display a buy button

@AshleyNunn i don't either but fuck man i miss rare

Veer Trailer 2 - Unity 3D

►

user15026

@Frank Captain Hook kept kicking my ass, I no longer live with another gamer so there was no one to get me past it because my cat sucks at video games

5

6:42 PM

@AshleyNunn Aww.

@Frank True, which is why I said it doesn't explicitly say that it's illegal. You have to actually own the game in order to run an emulator of it legally though, and this user doesn't appear to have ever played the game before (they're stuck at the beginning).

So it could be legal, but I would bet both my legs that it's not.

My girlfriend and I just finished slogging through Sora's story in Chain of Memories.

"my cat sucks at video games" is the best excuse for anything

So, worst part done, just a bit more tedium before we get at the good stuff.

user15026

@Frank So I need someone to come visit and beat the fight for me. I will even make them cupcakes.

6:42 PM

@Brian As would I.

But, until they tell us otherwise, we assume good faith.

@Frank So edit out that part and pretend it didn't happen?

@AshleyNunn Buy Catlateral Damage. Your cat can teach you to play this game if you watch them long enough. Also my cat is in this game. (Not-playable)

murgatroid99

@Brian or just answer the question

@Brian Nope. Just clean it up, if you want to edit. There's no reason to remove it.

@murgatroid99 That would be step two after making the question coherent.

@Frank There's no reason to keep it either though. The reason to remove is that it's unrelated excess information.

user15026

6:44 PM

@MadMAxJr Not going to lie, that game is tempting

@AshleyNunn Not a lot of depth, lots of replayability, collectable cat pictures, unlockable playable cats.

@Brian Well, it could be useful; there might be solutions using that emulator.

It is literally, just a game about knocking everything onto the floor, with some bonus levels.

@AshleyNunn man i really wish we lived closer/I could travel easy

user15026

@TheAce You'd be rolling in cupcakes, man.

user15026

6:45 PM

@MadMAxJr That's all the things I like!

@AshleyNunn If you ever come to visit, bring your save game!

user15026

@Frank Deal!

@Frank It's not a technical issue though, the only thing that's clear is that they skipped the dialogue and now they don't know what to do.

@AshleyNunn I'd never leave you know that right?

user15026

@TheAce Guess I better stock up on baking supplies.

6:46 PM

I think the secret supermarket level made into the final build.

@Brian True. That would limit the possible answers. I don't see the need for deleting it, though.

user15026

I did make cinnamon rolls this weekend, I still have a full 8inch cake pan and half of one full.

I don't know if the museum level made it in from the kickstarter goals

user15026

So much delicious.

@AshleyNunn if I only had a job + a billion other things

6:47 PM

Catlateral Damage does not tell you that if you click and hold middle mouse, your cat just sticks his arm out and you can sweep it like a broom to just push things.

Get on book shelf, Stick out cat paw. Walk sideways. Be a jerk and shovel ALL of that shelf onto the floor.

user15026

@MadMAxJr That's so excellent

@AshleyNunn Those are extremely tempting.

user15026

@Frank I finally found a recipe I like, so it is so dangerous.

user15026

(I don't like biscuit based ones, or brioche based ones)

@AshleyNunn ur killing me here :P

6:49 PM

She is a killer cyborg, she's just very kind in how she murders you.

user15026

I didn't bring any with me to work, though. I regret that.

Cuphead E3 2015 Trailer for Xbox One

►

Ashley: ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR? "W-who are you?" Then a cinnamon roll is shoved in his face. "HE'LL LIVE." :|

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@fredley Fact checks out. Source: Am American

user15026

6:51 PM

@fredley Tumblr likes to yell about how the American system makes sense for people, the metric system makes sense for water, and the kelvin system is for science.

@AshleyNunn ...Kelvin isn't a system...

It's just a shifted Centigrade scale

@MadMAxJr Fact checks out. Source: Am Canadian

@fredley YOUR FACE ISN'T A SYSTEM

user15026

@fredley You expect Tumblr to know things like that?

@AshleyNunn I may have overestimated Tumblr

6:52 PM

All I know is if someone says it's 30 degrees out, in Farenheit I'm worried, In Celcius, I'm a little concerned, in Kelvin, I'm flash-frozen.

6

@fredley You have

user15026

@fredley Tumblr is the land where no one fact checks

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Fahrenheit is the superior scale for non-scientific temperature purposes and I will stand by that.

The rest I don't care so much other than I am used to a thing.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't understand it, so you are obviously wrong ;)

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yes

6:53 PM

Whatever system you use -> doesn't f--king matter as long as everyone is using the same system.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Can confirm, you are wrong

@Rapitor you might like this sheischristine.bandcamp.com/album/ecstatic-sole

@Yuuki mapoftheworldcolouredbyadoptionofmetricsystem.jpg

And if it's ever 0 degrees out in Kelvin, we've hit a scientific achievement, should celebrate, and also take notice existence has stopped.

@Rapitor cuphead is coming to XB1?

3ventic

6:54 PM

I think we need a new temperature standard that everyone will use.

@fredley Was about to say that. I think it's only the US, Papua New Guinea, and Myanmar that still officially use Imperial/Customary.

MBraedley

@3ventic No, Americans just need to use Celsius.

@GnomeSlice thats the target platform, so yes?

No.

We'll get off Imperial measurements the day we stop using daylight savings time. :(

6:55 PM

@3ventic ºf, for fredley. 1ºf == 1ºF, but 0ºf is absolute 0.

It's the perfect system

@Rapitor It was under development before the XB1 even launched.

user15026

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.

@GnomeSlice pretty good tune

3ventic

@AshleyNunn exactly.

@GnomeSlice Doesn't mean it couldn't be intended for the XB1.

user15026

6:56 PM

@3ventic I was hoping that's where you were going with that.

Cuphead is a run 'n gun - but instead of individual levels - you play bosses only (influenced by Contra III/HC & Gunstar Heroes). The visuals and audio are heavily inspired by the 1930's cartoon era.

Dec 24 '13 at 17:36, by ElfSlice

My new temperature standard is simple. The gauge shows whether or not we are being attacked by killer robots.

I will defend to the death that Fahrenheit is superior for everyday temperature measurements.

I propose the most 'human' temperature scale: coat

It's either coat, or not coat

6:57 PM

it was announced at the xbox conference of 2013.

Those are the only two temperatures

Pictures of various kinds of coat.

But they may be qualified

i'm pretty sure

Such as 'very coat'

or 'very uncoat'

6:57 PM

I could see a case to be made to add "shorts" to the "coat/no coat" system

@fredley very coat wow

@fredley Spring jacket? Regular coat? Parka?

@Sterno 'shorts' == 'very uncoat'

@Frank 'slightly coat'

stay inside/shorts/no coat/coat/stay inside

Mother Nature lurking behind the bush with a knife?

GodEmperorDune

6:58 PM

@fredley what about "sort of coat"?

North Pole: 'extreme coat'

Vest > windbreaker > light jacket > leather/medium jacket/light coat > medium coat > heavy coat/parka > Everest Survival Coat

@Frank Canadian Coat.

Equator: 'completely uncoat'

13ºC? 'coatish'

@Arperum It better have a maple leaf emblazoned on it.

6:58 PM

@Frank uh, it's Canadian, of course it does

SaintWacko

Double plus uncoat

@AshleyNunn

@Frank I assume it is a coat for a Moose.

@SaintWacko Yeah, that's British Summer.

Forecast shows light jackets in the morning, but we'll be in light coats by nightfall.

'There's a wave of heavy coat blowing in from the North'