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7:00 PM
@Rapitor listen to track 5 of that
 
POF?
 
@badp a dating site
 
Plentyoffish ^
 
Not a very good one
:p
 
Yeah it's garbage
 
7:01 PM
Iunno I never tried one
 
I half expect Tinder or whatever it's called to be mentioned.
 
yeah it's terrible. i used it too lol
it's kind of like a crappy tinder i guess
 
I did a lot better on okcupid but still not well enough to actually meet up with anybody in person
 
Oh wait, it's Tumblr that does the "no e" thing
 
@Powerlord self fulfilling prophecy is self fulfilled
 
7:02 PM
POF sucks ass
Don't use it
French girl on okcupid wanted my D for a while then just vanished
Also met several people I had extended conversations with there
 
Around here, Tinder is everything
 
Might go back to it pretty soon...
 
I know several Tinder couples
 
tinder is more for one night stands and such i thought.
 
Tindr is for metrosexuals and pretty girls
Doesnt work for anybody else
 
7:04 PM
pretty much any dating site works for pretty girls. if you define "works" as a bloated inbox.
 
Heh
 
To do well at online dating, aim to be controversial.
 
People that split opinion get much more traffic than those who are conventionally attractive
 
7:05 PM
i don't think thats true
 
Just claim you were a pretty girl in your prev life
 
It is!
Let me find tfa
 
Just make it look like you don't care about sex
 
@fredley "People who don't like video games should be thrown in jail" Time to let the ladies start lining up
 
@badp uhm.
 
@fredley Honestly, the way I see it, the only winning move is not to play
 
pls clipboard
 
@Rapitor I guess that if you were a girl in your perv life you'd also get quite the response
 
@Unionhawk That.... doesn't work for dating
@badp There are special sites for that
 
@fredley SHH
 
7:08 PM
I guess it's a winning move for the rest of us though, no @uni offspring
 
IT WORKS FOR EVERYTHING SHUT UP
3
 
@Unionhawk so does shooting it with a gun. that is usually frowned upon though.
@fredley intriguing, but i still feel it's entirely case by case and not an end all solution
what works for some people may not work for you at all
 
OkCupid did this data blog thing, I don't know if they still do it
But it had lots of interesting statistics and analysis
 
Crap. We're supposed to conserve water. There goes my already in bad shape lawn.
 
@originaluser i heard about that, never seen it.
 
7:12 PM
I'll try to find it when I get home
 
@JasonBerkan You and probably everyone else
 
I'm beginning to think that my wife's suggestion of a fake front lawn is no longer a bad idea.
 
i've done my own weird experiment on match.com. basically make a bunch of different fake profiles with a google pic or 2 of varying levels of "attractiveness" (as definied as what google thinks a "hot girl or hot guy or ugly girl or ugly guy" looks like). turns out, as I expected, the hot ones got way more hits and messages.
 
Hmm, this is interesting
My control surfaces aren't working
 
7:19 PM
Bleah, it's only 3:20pm EDT?
 
@GnomeSlice
 
@fredley is that a slashdottism?
I think that is a slashdottism.
 
Ur a slashdottism
 
That would not surprise me
 
@SaintWacko My karma is Excellent.
PROOF
@GraceNote does it at least eat pizza?
 
7:28 PM
@badp yes, probably
I never slashdotted
 
On Slashdot we commented on webpages without reading them before it was cool
Those Reddit kids think they invented the write-only comment thread
 
Feh. You children and your graphic web.
BBS or bust.
 
@originaluser man I wish websites had kickass ncurses clients
Unfortunately making kickass ncurses anything seems too hard.
(<3 aptitude)
 
7:45 PM
It still amuses me in Doom/Doom 2 that monsters/players are considered to be infinitely tall for bounding rectangles for melee attacks/jumping.
...but not for hits by weaponry or for movement.
 
wut
 
Seriously, you can't jump over an enemy in Doom.
 
@Powerlord have you tried jumping higher?
 
and you could be on a ledge a mile high and attack an enemy on the ground with melee hits
@Chippies Doom has no jump button, so in this case, it's more falling off a ledge.
 
@Powerlord that kinda explains why it has no need to be able to jump over enemies
also, I thought weapons in doom shot everything in a vertical line through the middle of your screen
since you can't aim up or down
 
7:48 PM
It auto-aims.
 
@Powerlord well that's fancy
 
However, for projectiles/hitscan weapons, they need to be in your field of view.
I think the Doom engine that Heretic uses was modified to support vertical stuffs.
I know you can fly around in Heretic and I think you can fly over enemies.
I remember before mouse aiming really took off, at one point we were doing network games where two players were at one computer to do the flying parts of Heretic.
 
The BFG mechanics in Doom are pretty rad
I don't remember the exact values but it launches an invisible shot, when this shot collides with something it branches off into smaller shots
 
Speaking of the BFG... I played more multiplayer deathmatch Doom 2 back in the day than single player, so when I went through Doom 2 singleplayer, I expected to find the BFG down the pit in map2...
...and it wasn't there because it's flagged deathmatch only.
Oh yeah, speaking of Doom 2, I have a question I should post to Arqade
 
I love that the Doom soundtrack was written in large part by a lawyer who knew exactly how much he could "borrow" from popular songs without getting sued
 
8:00 PM
keyboard aiming worst aiming
see also: Chantelise
 
There, posted.
I tried to follow the Arqade question naming standard for this.
sneaks in some changes before Lazers wakes up
 
WAKE UP LAZERS
 
lazers needs to be charged with drama
 
Does anyone know the design decision behind pause screens in JRPGs? Seeing as a separate button (normally triangle) pauses the game and sends you to a menu with inventory etc. it seems rather pointless to have just a pause screen.
 
@GridleyQuayle Most RPGs track how long you spend playing the game.
Pause screen doesn't count towards that, menus usually do.
 
8:12 PM
It does in FFX, the remaster at least
 
Consoles often have design rules that must be obeyed, such as pausing the game when the pause button is pressed.
 
@StackExchange I'll remember this once turtles have taken over the world, @StrixVaria.
 
@JasonBerkan There's no button labeled Pause on any game console I remember.
There's a Start button yes... and Select or Back.
 
@Powerlord True. I've always thought of the Select button as the Pause button. Odd what the brain does.
 
@JasonBerkan Even if that's true why not map the inventory/menu to that button?
 
8:14 PM
Oh, speaking of weird controls...
I was playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on my Xbox 360 recently. For whatever reason, the controls are slightly different from the PS1 version.
 
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Q: Where did Hitler go?

PowerlordI was playing Doom 2 in the Doom 3: BFG Edition on Steam over this weekend. When I was in Level 31: Wolfenstein and Level 32: Grosse, I noticed that the portraits of Hitler and swastikas that denote the locations of secrets were missing, making the secrets much more difficult to find. Were thos...

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Q: How can I get more catpower in Iron Will mode?

techturtleI played through the kittens game in normal mode, got to 150 or so kittens, and got most (all?) of the religious and tech upgrades except the necrocorn stuff, so I decided to reset and try Iron Will mode. I played through Iron Will until the space program but found I couldn't complete the moon m...

 
Map was either Left Bumper or Left Trigger (it was Select on PS1) while the menu was Back/Select (it was Start on PS1).
and Start was the Xbox Live Arcade menu for the game.
@Lazers2.0 See? I tried to give this question a suitable Arqade name!
 
wooo i'm home
i feel like I need a new avatar
 
@Lazers2.0 Obviously someone created a time machine, went back in time, and erased Hitler from the game.
 
and so red alert was born...
 
8:19 PM
I mean, I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure the version of Doom 2 I played back in the day had the Hitler portrait and Swastikas. I know Wolfenstein 3D did.
 
hey!
 
8:47 PM
How to twitter
by twitter
 
8:58 PM
So true... #funny #true #sotrue #Ifollowback #followback
Steam Store and Steam Community are down. steamstat.us edit: back up
 
@ardaozkal #followblack?
 
#thisisnthashtagitissharp #csharp
 
@fredley Current contractor wants to embrace "smart working" -- by removing assigned desks and desktops.
 
@badp No
 
9:12 PM
 
That is a terrible idea
What are you doing
 
Here is the full list of settings, documents and applications that they are currently roaming between computers
This has been the full list of settings, documents and applications that they are currently roaming between computers
 
Seriously? I would have assumed working on VMs given unassigned computers.
 
They have an internal lync server but we don't even have accounts on it.
@JasonBerkan We need to run 3 GB of ram's worth of Java each on top of Norton.
So that's like 5 GB of ram. Also disk access times are sufficiently awful as they currently are on dedicated hard drives.
 
I'm with @fredley. That is a terrible idea.
 
9:17 PM
(We are hoping for laptops.)
It would only leave all of the organizational nightmare of being ~8 people who need to be relatively close to each other.
(They say "smart working", I read "we need your lot to take about 1/3rd as much space as you're currently occupying")
(You want "smart working"? Give people who don't need more than a 3270 client and Office a tablet, a keyboard and a stand.)
(We'll happily inherit their spare ram sticks and hard drives.)
 
Leave
 
9:33 PM
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Q: Witcher 3: Where do I find the Greater Glyph of Igni diagram?

FreddyWhere do I find the Greater Glyph of Igni diagram? I heard you can find them in skillage.

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Q: i have a problem with the my minecraft server please help me

Ethanokay so whenever i start my server i go onto Minecraft start it up and i start my server and it says every thing is okay it says its loading and then it says done but the i go to my servers and hit refresh and it says... [INFO] Disconnecting /192.168.1.108:49774: Protocol error [INFO] /192.168.1...

 
9:50 PM
oh my god
what an episode ending!
Life is Strange ep3
 
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Q: Crusader Kings 2: Revoking a Duke's last county?

SparkygravityIf I revoke a duke's last remaining county, and he/she has no remaining vassals, will they remain the duke? I wondering because I've just conquered England as Harald the IV of Norway and I have a duchess with one county, and a duke with one county, and I control the rest. I would like to revoke ...

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Q: Where do I find monster carapace?

RhcfrefI've been looking everywhere for monster carapace but I cannot find it. Any idea where it's found? I need to to craft mastercraft armour. If you know where it's for me then what monster do I kill for it?

 
10:19 PM
@ardaozkal I'm waiting for Ep 5 to release to consider buying eps 2-5.
 
@badp don't buy it before 4 release, after it, you can get it safely.
But I'm just sitting here, raging and waiting for ep 4.
 
@ardaozkal you mean in between the release of ep 4 and ep 5?
I mean, the cliffhangers can only intensify over time!!
 
The day which ep 4 is released might be a good choice, a day before if you have slow connection
The ending is like
the most important part of movie
and there goes ads
 
I mean you do know that Snope kills Bumbledore
 
That happens at the end of Disc 1
 
10:23 PM
lol, was a pirate back then
1 part torrent master race
 
@originaluser unless bumbledore has a level 4 ultima ready
 
Welp, sourceforge is no longer a legit repository.
 
@Frank %99 is "sponsored" installer
 
@ardaozkal Yep.
 
That is why I just use github and Visual Studio
 
10:28 PM
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Q: How to dig through "rough hewn diorite wall"

gamecanI've built an up/down stairs on layer 3, and now I want to dig to layer 4. However, layer 4 reports rough hewn diorite wall on the same squares that the up/down stairs occupy in layer 3. I cannot build any stairs on it since it says 'blocked'. I have tried placing stairs on different areas in la...

 
@Frank Wow. The end of an era. I remember going there for everything.
 
@originaluser Yeah. Sadly, they seem to have put revenue above utility.
 
user15026
@Frank Yeah, it's full of random crap.
 
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Q: How can I get a perfect town?

MaddieI have tons of bushes, trees, flowers and publics work projects. But Isabelle says my town is still a dump. I dont have any garbage in my town. 😩 Anyone know what to do?

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Q: GTA5 need help with special vehicles in garages single player

nickI need help I'm trying to figure out how to go to one of ur garages and get a special vehicle

 
10:47 PM
The ending is epic
Good night!
 
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Q: Hamachi Server Help

Eisler 485Whenever I start a Unturned Server, my friends can join it over hamachi without a problem. Same way with Magicite, we can play together with no issue. But whenever we try to join a Minecraft Server I started it says java.net.ConnectionExeption: Connection timed out: no further information: And ...

 
11:05 PM
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Q: Auto-Disconnect when playing Counter strike GO

user113857Is it normal for steam to randomly go offline if playing Cs:go ?? because it has happen to me many times and sometimes i am automatically disconnected to the match im playing .. but it say my ping is no bigger than 100 in the scoreboard .. how can i fix this?

 
Apparently the series premiere of Supergirl leaked, and it's much better than the trailer.
cc @AshleyNunn
 
user15026
@Frank Well, I was excited for the trailer, so now I am super curious
 
@AshleyNunn You'll have to resort to the "ye-old-arrrrrr" method of acquisition, as it's not supposed to come out until November.
 
user15026
I figured :)
 
@StrixVaria my wife was going through a book of birds and found your name-buddy
she wanted me to tell you that
 
11:25 PM
@Chippies @GnomeSlice has a weird obsession with some owls vs. turtles game and always pings me and @Wipqozn.
 
@GnomeSlice has all kinds of weird obsessions
 
Ooh. The SAO games are coming west for PS4.
cc... @SaintWacko? And other SAO fans.
 
Okay. That's funny.
 
I really should play the witcher series
 
This is a test message
Did anyone see that?
okay, yes, you did, good.
Silly internet. IT's beeing silly.
also I know what you're thinking: Was that typo, or is Wipqozn just beeing a silly fellow?
 
@Wipqozn It does that.
 
Answer: You'll never know!
Internet, nooo, I want to watch an amy schumer video starring bill nye
why must you taunt me so
Is it because I should be in the shower getting ready for bed?
 
For anyone interested in the SAO games, Kotaku's got a pretty good writeup about them. They DO spoil the anime, though.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn We will never know.
 
@Frank the waterpark aspect of RCT3 was easily the best parts of it
 
user15026
@Frank That's delightfully terrifying
 
the rest of the game... pretty bleh
 
@Rapitor I tried it, and lost interest in about ten minutes.
@AshleyNunn I was just like, "WHY IS THE MOUNTAIN ON FIRE!?"
 
user15026
I only ever really loved RCT1
 
11:55 PM
@AshleyNunn Me too.
I tried to play it again and while I do absolutely adore the game, it has some issues
the scenario mode kind of devolves to easily fulfill the goal, sit around and wait for an hour
 
RCT1 is incredible... and it terrifies me that it was written pretty much entirely in Assembly
 
user15026
I liked setting up those single loop coasters and setting them to high speed
 
@Rapitor That was part of what made it so awesome. On a somewhat related note, apparently Team Ninja of Ninja Gaiden fame (and then infamy) was the same way
Basically, if you're going to write serious video games in assembly I have mad respect for you. Bonus points if your game is actually fun!
 

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