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user15026
12:05 AM
@ktash I am watching A Monster In Paris while I eat my delicious fried rice I made, and it is an excellent movie so far
 
@AshleyNunn Ooooh yay! It is a great movie :)
 
user15026
Today is a pretty dang good day.
 
user15026
I even opened up my bottle of Arbor Mist (I know, its more juice than anything, but it was cheap and I could afford it and damn it it is tasty) to just contine the goodness
 
12:26 AM
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Q: Triggering Mission GTAV

EmilySo I just completed the mission when Trevor took over the strip club. Instead of continuing the story I went off with Michael and did some side missions. Now when I try to go to the strip club to trigger the mission it wouldn't take. I've tried playing other characters and just playing until some...

 
Both arms almost complete! That's the hardest part, I think.
 
I wish I had the drive and manual dexterity to build cool models
All I do is buy dumb figures
 
hello world!
 
user15026
@TheAce Heya!
 
@AshleyNunn was gonna ask hows life but it seems pretty good :P
 
user15026
12:37 AM
@TheAce I have wine-juice (Arbor Mist :P) and had a tasty dinner and very likely will be starting a job soon so yeah
 
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Q: How do you gain Mana for weapons which only contain Healing Abilities?

Memor-XI have equipped Marona with a staff with nothing but healing abilities. after unlocking the Blacksmith i find out her weapon has "Mega Heal" which could come in handy later on. So far the only why i know of in gaining Mana is to kill enemies as the only other weapon i have is a sword that Ash in...

 
god damn god hand is hard
 
user15026
12:57 AM
Oh my god @ktash this movie is hella adorable.
 
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Q: Is there a possible way to farm the lucky coin in terraria Mobile? If so, how do you do it?

KAI TindallIf you do know how to do it please put a pic with the farm on it along with some information please

 
1:15 AM
Can't describe, just listen
 
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Q: I crash whenever I open the first "loading" door

mugen2099On the PC version of Resident Evil 4, after going past the bridge in the first level where you start off in the house, I crash as soon as I enter the metal door. The Steam Beta Patch still won't fix it.

 
1:55 AM
0
Q: Far Cry 4 Downloading when I have the disc?

BuckyToday I got an Xbox One and Far Cry 4. I just set it up and put in the disc and it said installing. It's about 24 GB and that's gonna take some time to download if that what it means. Is it like that with all Xbox One games, or do I have a problem. I have the disc so I shouldn't have a problem ri...

 
That was what tonight was about.
 
user15026
@Frank IT GLOWS
 
@AshleyNunn Indeed!
I would call that a good evening's work.
 
user15026
I would too!
 
That stuff is super duper bright.
But not to the point of eye hurtiness.
I just posted it to my gunpla group, with the caption, "It lives! It liiiiiiiiiives!"
 
user15026
2:37 AM
cracks up
 
With that, I think the hardest parts are done.
I still have two more LEDs per leg, but those have a bit more room to work with, I think.
These were challenging, as those parts of the arm are super thin.
 
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Q: Will my Xbox One still work if I unplug the HDMI cable?

BuckyI need the HDMI cable for other uses but I'm currently downloading something. If I unplug it will it stop the download?

 
user15026
@Frank It looks so excellent.
 
@AshleyNunn It took some part fudging. And plastic cement, for one part.
If you look under the arm on the right, you can see the glow under the forearm LED.
 
user15026
Yeah, that would be too much fiddly for me - I am not good with tiny bits
 
2:40 AM
I had to glue the "cover" onto the back. Which I had already done for the arm on the left.
 
@AshleyNunn Figured you would like it :)
 
user15026
@Ktash It was so excellent! A great accompaniment to my cheap wine and ice cream :D
 
Yay!
I love the songs in it too! I listen to La Seine and I a lot
 
Hah. Someone else got my Frankenstein reference.
He commented with, "Get the pitchforks!"
 
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Q: Do items disappear after a server restart in minecraft?

SuperMatt401I was playing tekkit with my buds and my friend died after I already typed in stop in the console. Will the items still be there when the server reboots?

 
user15026
3:04 AM
@Ktash I love that song now~
 
It is a fantastic song. A lot of the songs are. And it's just such a sweet story :)
 
user15026
It is! I loved it.
 
So drunk history is amazing I will have you all know
 
user15026
3:23 AM
@Unionhawk what is this thing? you keep mentioning this thing.
 
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Q: I had 3 villagers in Creative that I named. They just dissapeared today. How did this happen?

ULTRAMAXISI was on Peaceful too! No zombies! I'm SO ANNOYED! All 3 disappeared! How did this happen!

 
3:49 AM
@AshleyNunn this thing is a show on comedy central that is exactly what it sounds like. They get a bunch of historians drunk and then they tell stories about history, over people acting it all out and lip syncing and whatnot
 
user15026
@Unionhawk That sounds rather ridiculous :)
 
Observe (assuming you don't get a "NO YOU'RE IN CANADA NOT ALLOWED")
 
 
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5:14 AM
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Q: Where can I get the Petri's Philter recipie?

ReactormonkI have found the enhanced petri's philter, but I can't find the basic recipe. I would assume it's from a merchant, but I've checked most.

 
 
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6:19 AM
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Q: Poketmine Server Error being ban when anybody dies

Kartik PillaiI recently started a poketmine Server but there was a major problem whenever anybody dies he/she is banned from the server. I was unable to report at poketmine so I reported here.

 
6:46 AM
0
Q: How many heads for charger creeper?

André AlmeidaCan i have multiple mob heads if i place them all together and then making a charged creeper explode near them? Or is it 1 charged creeper = 1 mob head? I didn't found quantities on minecraft.wiki or tutorials.

 
Morning bridge
 
Ben
Afternoon Kevin
 
0
Q: How to find one-stop HD video solutions?

hdgeniusnetI want to find a website.It can offer you one-stop HD video solutions,including audio video converter,splitter,switch,extender,monitor,cable,camera and so on.

 
@Lazers2.0 ... somehow I think a mod might want to burninate that account CC @badp cause he's the only one I see in chat
 
@KevinvanderVelden seeing how the user profile as been changed (originally it was the default name) i now suspect this is a spam seed
 
6:57 AM
Yeah, hence the burnination
 
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A: Is it possible to show HD TV screen as webcam on my laptop?

hdgeniusnetHdgenius, Inc. is a world-wide leading supplier and developer that specializes in offering of all kinds of High Definition video products at the best price with top quality,including HDMI converters, splitters, extenders, cables, HD security systems and so on. HDGenius aims to be a creative cultu...

 
Spam it is!
Oh btw, @fredley I found something interesting with porkchat, the ಠ_ಠ button is also shown when not logged in yet
 
7:18 AM
Morning
 
7:40 AM
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Q: I want a hunger games plugin

Kartik PillaiI have a poketmine Server and have many different types of maps but i need is a hunger games map. For that I searched on poketmine and I got a poket hunger games plugin but thats too old to function. So I was asking if someone has a hunger games Plugin please send it to me.

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Q: Minecraft Maps Wont work on poketmine

Kartik PillaiI recently saw a YouTube video on how to run a minecraft map on poketmine for them it worked, but for me it wont. When i run the map on poketmine it is stuck on locating server forever. Some error is also shown in console.

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Q: Is it possible to transfer ps3 data to xbox one for destiny?

GeorgeI used to play destiny on my Ps3 and got to a really high level on most of my characters. I have been talking to my friends about getting a next gen console and they want me to get an xbox one but I don't want to lose all of the things I have worked ages for. Is it possible that I can move the de...

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Q: Dwarf Fortress: Cannot generate ideal Terrifying biomes

gamecanI want to embark on a Terrifying biome that have the following traits: some woods moderate foliage no aquifer deep + shallow metals half mountains (to settle in) and half open space (to explore) small river so I can go fishing temperate weather Terrifying biome should not be too dominating on ...

 
8:12 AM
@5pike I'm going to Out & Loud, free days are reserved, I'm buying tickets tonight.
 
One step closer to convincing the government you can't not go to concerts
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. I'm going to quite a few big festivals this year.
Out & Loud, Graspop Metal Meeting, Masters of Rock, Metaldays, Summerbreeze
That's five...
 
Good morning @Bridge
 
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Q: Witcher 3: Missing 2 of 3 starter potions

FreddyCurrently I'm level 17 and I never used or crafted an swallow potion. After looking in my Alchemy, I seem to have the enhanced swallow potion but not the normal swallow potion. Do I need to buy this diagram somewhere? A friend of mine is level 1 and he already had this diagram. Some thing tells m...

 
8:52 AM
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah I saw that
Not even worth fixing
 
True, but it was funny and I thought I'd mention it
 
@KevinvanderVelden fair enough
 
9:50 AM
 
Dutch internet exchange (NL-ix) just had a new peak:
(Where just is defined as yesterday)
 
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Q: My brother gets a message "Internal Server Error" when he tries connecting to my Minecraft LAN server. How do I fix this?

Petty104My brother and I like to play Minecraft together. Now, I try doing this with mods. I click the "Open to LAN" button, then I set other players' game mode and cheats. My brother apparently has the exact same mods as I do, and he sees the server on his Multiplayer list, under the local game list. He...

 
10:37 AM
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Q: CS GO: how to play with friends on other server at csgo

thatsmeWhen my friends who are at Canada, invited me to the rank team, I couldn't join them, couldn't started the game. (I am at Australia). Is there any way to fix this problem?

 
11:21 AM
-1
Q: How you should construct your village

DhirajHow you should construct your village is going to depend on what type of Clash of Clans builder you are exactly

 
@Lazers2.0 I have a feeling that this is spam
 
sigh
in a joint project with someone and they are off
boss has emailed saying work over hangouts (that's fine) ..... cept she's not on hangouts and I don't want to drop her in something.
 
11:51 AM
1
Q: What level should I be before going to Skellige

Red SerpentI was wondering what is the best level should I be on before moving to Skellige. I am currently pursuing the Dandelion quest, have finished all side-quests that I came across (Secondary and Witcher contracts), excluding those that require an extremely high level. I am at Level 14 and if my calcu...

 
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because seeing another bloody Minecraft crash question made me flip the table. — Studoku Apr 17 at 18:39
NO, ME SEEING THIS COMMENT MADE ME FLIP A BLOODY TABLE
JKLSEH fjkSDFHO;IASDFG
at least in the transitional period of "what the fuck are we doing", please
DON'T WRITE YOUR CUSTOM OFF TOPICS LIKE YOU'RE JUST SICK OF THESE QUESTIONS YOU DICKS
thank you
 
Yes, that
 
At least pretend like you see a real problem here other than you don't like it
If you're sitting there thinking "@Uni! That comment is like 10 days old! Are you looking for these comments?" I am not it is in the delete votes pending list so deal with it.
 
I think @Unionhawk needs a nap.
 
DEAL WITH IT I SAY
@Wipqozn I need more caffeine, currently
 
12:08 PM
@Unionhawk most stupid reason for closing ever.
 
o/
 
I get bored of every question that isn't dwarf fortress,
lets close everything!
 
Although I agree that comment wasn't constructive, and should really be deleted, I think it's an indication of just how much of aproblem the sheer number of low quality miencraft questions is.
 
I agree, but the second half doesn't in any way modify or excuse the first half
 
And it's not like we don't still get high quality Minecraft questions, although honestly a lot of the command block questions are because the asker didn't RTFM.
 
12:21 PM
And as I have been continually arguing, big picture here. Not "we hate Minecraft technical issues let's make them off topic"
@MBraedley "Why didn't this work: /incorrect @e [usage]"
"Uh, because you're doing it wrong."
Thankfully, we have users like @colorfusion to say that more diplomatically
 
@Unionhawk You're only mentioning him because I can't answer at work.
 
Meh
Probably
And because I'm too lazy to answer them these days
A bit
 
But yeah, he does a good job
 
The thing is I often get sucked into an "uh, that'd be hard but should technically be possible" command block project for like 3 hours and come out of it with +1
And I don't have 3 hours anymore
 
@Unionhawk I know the feeling
 
More like, you need some NAA flags
And technically what it needs now is reviewers to say "DELETED"
 
Whatever, it just needs to be gone, like your face
 
Hmm... that was all right, but not good. 7/10
 
What kind of a weirdo scores in n/*8*?
 
Lots of weirdos
Trust me
But I will rise above those weirdos
Because no
Fuck that
 
12:32 PM
Getting harder and harder to find a GTA Online lobby without hackers.
 
I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR "8/8 m8" SHENANEGIANS
GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD
 
I bet they're mostly americans, they love their weird, archaic, anachronistic measurement systems
There might be a bit of redundancy in that statement but meh
 
@KevinvanderVelden Two main people who made it a "thing" are both Irish.
So...
TAKE THAT
They were probably drunk at the time so it's fine
Is that racist?
Probably
Just, stop asking questions
 
People being drunk explains about 90% of things
 
The first rule of project @Uni is you do not ask questions
 
12:35 PM
For example: I'm currently assuming @Unionhawk is drunk
 
Negatory
 
Then I'm going to have to ask questions you know
 
Source: I'm working who do you think I am
For definitions of "working" I guess but meh
I have Visual Studio open, that's close enough
 
I know that feeling
 
Just, clean solution->rebuild solution->"MY CODE IS COMPILING"->repeat
 
12:46 PM
But where does the chair-sword-fighting come in?
 
->control+alt+tab+escape+both shifts+~->screen turns blue->stare at it until 5
 
@Unionhawk drinking + visual studio is not a good time
 
@GodEmperorDune I'M NOT DRUNK YOU-- AJHFJKLSDFKASJFH
@KevinvanderVelden WELL FINE
 
@Unionhawk WE ARE THE BRIDGE. WE ARE NEVER HAPPY
 
zomg, message hacks
 
12:54 PM
This is impossible
 
@GnomeSlice arg, NPAPI plugin
 
Oh I thought you were accusing me of such things
I was about to say
 
Yes, always. But @GnomeSlice is also linking to a game
 
lol he keeps just falling over
 
yeah i maxed at like 5 meters
 
1:01 PM
I got 16
You can actually just knock over the garbage cans and shit if you aren't going too fast
 
hwat
 
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Q: What is the Optimal Ports Loadout for Missionary and Occultist Special Voyages

General StubbsWhat is the optimal ports load out if I can build any Shipwright, hire any possible crew with any possible traits, have any captain with any possible traits and generally have everything unlocked for the two following voyages: The Occultist needs 20480 morale and 20480 combat. The Missionary ne...

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Q: I cannot connect to other people on the same wifi

Rosie JowettI have had Minecraft Pocket Edition for a while now, and have been able to connect to my brother whenever I want, however we both got new phones (Moto Rola Moto G) and can't connect to or host any game, both our multiplayer servers are on and our minecrafts are fully updated, so much so we are te...

 
@Sterno This is offensive to literature.
 
1:09 PM
@Arperum You're offensive to literature
 
@Unionhawk Probably.
 
I have a morbid curiosity about those OMG Shakespeare books
 
@Arperum This is offensive to life.
 
idk my bff jill
 
lol I remember the days when unlimited texting was a thing that some carriers didn't do
 
1:15 PM
@Sterno That too.
 
no @Uni you're done you idiot
 
I have unlimited texting and data!
And it costs me nothing
 
Hax
 
My secret? My company pays for my phone
 
14 secs ago, by Unionhawk
Hax
 
1:19 PM
#LIFEHACK: Work for a company that pays for your personal phone, so you don't have to
 
But then you have to always be reachable by them
 
#LIFEHACK: Work for a company that pays for your personal phone so you get stuck with a blackberry forever
NOW WHAT, TURTLE?
 
@Unionhawk I have an android now
 
now
 
@KevinvanderVelden nah, only during when I'm on call
 
1:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT THEN, TURTLE?
 
which is only every few weeks
and I've never actually been called before
it's mostly for email
 
You mean your company doesn't catch fire without you like @Frank's apparently does?
Did?
 
Correct
 
Speaking of things catching fire, Friday email was fun (apparently the weekly build wasn't passing basic tests)
 
GUYS
 
1:24 PM
the turtle moves
 
I played 30 minutes of Witcher 3
 
NO
 
IT IS OUT OF THE SHRINKWRAP
victory
 
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
 
@Wipqozn I usually set my phone bill off against tax liability, which is totally legal.
 
1:25 PM
heh
 
@Sterno You bought it for a console? ew.
EEEEEWWWW I saw
 
So, I need to find a copy of the Java Deployment Toolkit's deploy.js file.
Hopefully not minified
 
@Wipqozn My PC is getting old and busted
Besides, it plays like a console game
 
So, Sterno is no longer part of the master race?
 
Witcher 3 is best plaid with a controller, even on PC
 
1:27 PM
I've actually been playing Doom 1 and Doom 2 this weekend.
No idea why I just suddenly felt like playing Doom 1, but I played all 4 campaigns at standard difficulty.
Then played through the first 15 levels (and 2 secret levels) of Doom 2.
 
@Powerlord I am a melting pot of gaming
@Powerlord It's weird how fast memory of the secrets on each level comes back when playing those
 
@Sterno I can remember some of them, but not all of them.
Incidentally, I'm playing the versions of these shipped with Doom 3 BFG Edition.
Which means no fancy mods and such.
 
@Sterno Like you?
 
@AshleyNunn So, where'd you get a job offer from?
 
@Wipqozn I'm old and awesome.
 
1:31 PM
Oh hey, I found the text of deployJava.js (I had the filename wrong initially)
 
My friend is trying to get me to play Witcher 3 now but I'm busy and I think I should finish up my recent Witcher 2 playthrough first
 
Also I was planning to wait until I did a new build because my current system is pretty old
 
Ugh, it's just doing document.write? Really?
is trying to insert an object tag into the DOM and it isn't working in IE
 
New Deal - Standpoint w/ BTA Spirit of War $1 minimum http://indiegamestand.com/deal
 
1:35 PM
@Powerlord Just detect if they're using IE, and have your page display a link to download Chrome instead
 
@Sterno Yeeeeah, wish I could.
 
Better yet, detect IE, use a known hack on IE6 to take control of their system and install Chrome for them.
 
...How far back are they making you support IE, @Powerlord?
 
wtf
> Oh my god.... We didn't authorise this! We weren't informed of this... This is my worst nightmare... We've been having a legal disagreement with our publisher and were petrified they would do something like this. We've seen no money from the game since release (as in they haven't paid us our cut) and now they're putting it in a bundle when we complained... This is the worst thing to wake up to
wtf Plug In Digital
 
Fuct status: [ ] not fuct [x] fuct
 
1:39 PM
@originaluser Back to IE8 at the very least.
 
@Powerlord Gently pats you on the head
 
@GnomeSlice On a similar topic, have you heard about the whole Desura/Bad Juju thing?
 
@GnomeSlice which game?
 
@Powerlord The not paying people thing?
7 mins ago, by GnomeSlice
New Deal - Standpoint w/ BTA Spirit of War $1 minimum http://indiegamestand.com/deal
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah, that one.
 
1:41 PM
Standpoint.
 
What in the fuck
 
warts in the duck
 
Why is this so common of a problem that one can just go "Speaking of that incident of a publisher/distributor not paying people, did you hear about this other one?"
 
@GnomeSlice you can do better @gnomephone
 
Information regarding delayed payments, formal statement to follow when @Tokioguy is back from hospital: http://www.desura.com/news/regarding-the-payment-concerns-of-our-developers
Desura is a sinking ship
 
1:43 PM
All it needs is to play "my heart will go on" on the home page and it'll be a complete sinking ship
 
That's too bad about Desura. I was hoping it would catch on and become kind of a mainstream alternative to steam
That being said, I never actually used it. Was it any good?
 
In business, you often talk about the "hit by a bus factor" - where too much goes through one person, and if that person is removed, the business crashes. cf. Desura.
 
I'm not sure why Linden Labs bought Desura, but at least I'd heard of them. Then Linden Labs sold it to Bad Juju.
 
@originaluser The client was, and always has been horrible.
 
And apparently Bad Juju is a company that fails the "Hit by a bus" test.
 
1:44 PM
But the nice thing about Desura is that you can download stuff directly from the website, something Steam doesn't let you do.
 
But the bad thing about desura is it is basically rip
 
I've always really liked how they have their store pages set up too, and they do a much better job at providing avenues for posting news, updates, media, etc for developers than Steam do.
 
@GnomeSlice I see. That's a shame. Sounds like they had some good features, though.
 
Plus subscribing to games lets you get notifications whenever they have a new news article posted, or other update.
 
It just seems ridiculous to me the kind of things Steam gets away with recently
 
1:46 PM
But it has gone from back management to bad management over the past few years.
 
and nobody really says anything
 
Desura has the potential to be a really excellent service but none of the owners have ever had their shit together
 
I was just assuming that people knew what the Hit By a Bus test was, but if you didn't... it's talking about whether a project/business can keep running if any of its people are suddenly hit by a bus and die.
 
Yes, we got that
 
I didn't
 
1:47 PM
Oh, well then
 
that's fuct
 
Yeah, well
Sometimes people get hit by busses
 
There's probably a more formal name for it.
 
Desura also has built in forums you can add to groups, and even game pages.
 
Probably not
 
1:47 PM
It could be named the Lottery test, but that would exclude CEOs.
 
I prefer the Hit By a Bus test, myself
 
'cause CEOs of large companies already make more money a year than the lottery pays out
 
@Powerlord If... upper management won the lottery and just stopped working forever?
 
@Powerlord Bus factor
In software development, the bus factor is the number of key developers who would need to be incapacitated to make a project unable to proceed. It is also known as truck factor, or bus/truck number or lottery factor and is a measurement of the concentration of information in individual team members. A high bus factor means that many individuals know enough to carry on and the project could still succeed even in very adverse events. "Getting hit by a bus" could take many different forms where the project would retain information (such as source code or other systems) with which no remaining team...
 
Hahahahahaha
 
1:49 PM
@PrivatePansy Yeah, that's it!
 
Oh, business world
Why are you so ridiculous
 
@Unionhawk because money.
 
@Unionhawk At least you're not synergizing our blue-sky thinking with the customer-orientated buzzword generation app
 
The app I work in right now has a poor bus factor for the component our contractor works on.
 
1:50 PM
@GnomeSlice there are indeed plenty of gibs in that gif
 
@GnomeSlice Holy interlacing
 
@PrivatePansy vomit
 
We've been trying to extract more info from him about it to mitigate this.
 
@Powerlord Whatever you do don't run him over with a bus out of frustration
 
1:51 PM
Oh yeah, if people missed it, Axiom Verge is on PC now.
 
also
I've just found all my original samples for the DK Rap, all the vocals in isolation, crying with laughter here, fantastic stuff @Chris_Suth
 
@PrivatePansy Can I tag you to follow up on the oh god I can't do this it's making me sick
 
So I think I'm gonna get Persona Q. And I'm trying to decide whether I want to do digital or stop by a Best Buy or something and see if they have leftover Special Editions.
 
@Unionhawk He lives in Ireland. And not the UK part.
 
(until you have sufficient information anyway)
 
1:52 PM
@Yuuki It's a good game. I got the special edition and don't regret it
 
I remember when Impulse seemed good, until Gamestop bought it
BACK IN THE DAY
 
old
 
In other words, I'd have to fly over to Europe, find where he lives, then run him down.
 
@originaluser I wonder if it's been long enough that the Special Edition costs just as much as a normal 3DS game on release day.
It's getting close on Amazon.
 
@Powerlord But would it be worth it? (probably)
 
1:54 PM
@Unionhawk Well, I've heard that we may ask one of our internal teams to start working on an alternative to the part of the app our contractor works on.
 
> With a total of 772 possible fields to complete for a tax declaration
 
Maybe they could use your tax dollars to provide a government service that makes it easier for you to file your taxes
 
You possibly only need to fill in only a few or so in a lot of cases, but finding the correct ones is not simple.
 
@Sterno The Government: "All right... so you made X euros... and... let's say, have 0 euros of exemptions... plus a little off the top... Your tax obligation is one million euro." @Arperum: "What the fuck?"
 

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