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10:30 AM
This is the third time this week I discover our water heating system gas no pressure in it as I walk under the shower
 
Holy shit
 
and there's six people in here showering regularly :|
 
Hemipepsis ustulata is a type of wasp which preys on Tarantulas. They poison them, plant an egg inside of them, and then when the wasp hatches it feeds the on the spider until it's matured enough to fly away.
OH NO MY MISTAKE
IT'S WORSE THANT HAT
> his paralyzes the spider and the wasp then drags it back into its burrow before depositing an egg on the prey's abdomen. The wasp then seals the spider in its burrow and flies off to search for more hosts. The wasp larva hatches and feeds on the spider's non-essential parts and, as it approaches pupation, it consumes the remainder.
The larva wasp eats the spider alive, until it's old enough to eat the whole thing. What. The. Fuck.
 
11:04 AM
@badp The six person room for duty personnel had a leaking aircon the night I was on duty. Came back two days later, and found the only thing they did was to pile up some newspaper underneath it
 
0
Q: How can I save my score on Super Smash Bros Wii U?

pinguI play against my son on Super Smash Bros Wii U. How can I maintain a running score for each of us? It doesn't seem possible to associate a controller/character with a particular nintendo account as you can with Mario Kart.

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Q: Alternative to restarting Super Mario Bros Wii U

pinguI am playing Super Mario Bros Wii U. When I perform badly on a level, and perhaps loose whatever power up I may have, I find it necessary to quit, and restart from the previous good save state. This is a frustrating and time consuming process, is there any easier way to undo mistakes? I am sure I...

 
HI CHAT
 
11:24 AM
0
Q: How do I kill a (summoned with commands) named Ender Dragon?

ZlambeThis is probably a stupid question, but here goes: I was trying out some new ideas for a hub I'm building on a server. I summoned a named Ender Dragon and now I can't kill it with any sword (it doesn't seem to have a hitbox) or other physical means so I want to remove it with commands. The comm...

 
11:39 AM
Blah
Do not want to field worm today
 
WOOOOO. BLIND GUARDIAN TIME. SEE YOU ALL WHEN I GET BACK FROM GERMANY.
 
Go to work
Bye @Arperum!
 
CHICKEN COOP: GET
But no chickens until tomorrow
Also, Gunther is the laziest Carpenter ever.
 
Jesus didn't do much carpentry he was pretty lazy
2
Uuuuuugggghhhhhhh pls nooooooo work
Diner busy say something
Some dist
Somebody
@Wipqozn I fought some clown with a bucket on his head on a maze yesterday I'm Bloodborne
There was like fog everywhere and zombies
 
11:55 AM
@GnomeSlice something
 
I lost when he started doing this homing magic shit that eventually one shot me
That nightmare is fuct
I was telling my dad how much I hate sliders and then instantly big room full of spiders
Pls no
Also I missed both shortcuts the first few times through
And the asshole hunter with the mist sprayer always does a little dance web he kills you
Cantaloupe
Is anyone out there
 
Oh snap, new merchant
@GnomeSlice What a jerk
 
Speaking of merchants the weekend guy I'm destiny showed up and I don't have enough shit to buy any exotics off him
 
12:24 PM
0
Q: MInecraft crashing when i open a world

Genesect101Mod: GenCreator Version: 1.7.2 Mods are in mod folder, forge installed, have mods Minecraft crashes when I open or make a world ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // This is a token for 1 free hug. Redeem at your nearest Mojangsta: [~~HUG~~] Time: 4/25/15 7:08 AM Description: Unexpected error ...

 
Jesus look at the size of that crash dump
 
12:52 PM
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Q: Yet another minecraft crash log

user108225There is my crash report - http://pastebin.com/eExpKjes. And I do not know what I did wrong. Can you help me?

 
@Lazers2.0 No
 
Sees a button with headphone
"Hey cool this tower has a mute button"
presses
PC restarts
Looks closer and sees that it's a circle with arrows
sigh
 
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Q: VIM Adventures Level 12 2a} bug

Aliaksandr AutayeuHow to pass "2a}" bug? I've tried 2ya}, 2ca}, 2da}, a} all in vain.

 
Good morning, everyone
 
2:03 PM
0
Q: Determine if Minesweeper is still solvable

MastRelated: Is this board solvable? The following happened playing Minesweeper: As far as I know, there was no way to know for sure where the remaining two mines are located. How does one correctly determine whether the Minesweeper board is no longer solvable?

 
2:25 PM
@RedRiderX ... Who puts a PC restart button on a pair of headphones??
Oh, never mind.
 
2:40 PM
@Yuuki People who use their headphones as remote-controlled ninja devices to mess with people.
 
@Rapitor I think Hammer quality does affect the mining spot. I just upgraded my Hammer and mined a Diamond and Sandrose.
 
What a missionary
Busy day
I hate working Saturday
But I hit Sunday off the week for like the dist time ever
As disk me realm he had me Rideau so I had to call my other job and fell then I couldn't work this Tuesday
Becaus of course literally the only day of he week or been working there r enjoy is Tuesday
 
@Yuuki My exact train of thought.
 
@RedRiderX Oh, so it was a button on your headphones?
 
@Yuuki No on the PC
But it was beside the headphone jack
 
2:50 PM
Huehuehue
 
Well, equidistant from the power button and headphone jack.
 
3:09 PM
0
Q: Dark Souls 1 DSFix: Why is my screen in the upper left corner?

mugen2099I am using DSFix to get 60 fps in Dark Souls: PTDE, but why is my screen in the upper left corner? I disabled DOF and AA like other posts. It still remains there.

 
3:31 PM
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Q: Dark Souls 1 PTDE: Why is it after I unhollow, use Humanity and kill things, I gain Humanity?

mugen2099Why is it after I use Humanity, unhollow, and kill things, I gain Humanity back in the upper left hand corner?

0
Q: help with the big score mission

dark knightI have done all the prep missions for the big score heist bug when i modify the getaway vehicle and want to park it at the parking lot i fall into the ground. The parking has no goddamn floor or texture! I have tried anything but it doesn't work. What do i do? I can't stop now i have gone so far....

 
3:44 PM
Welp. It's raining, so I guess I'm not working. BEER TIME!
 
@Rapitor I need more White Cloth and then I can make a Greenhouse.
Ugh, turned all my Wool into Black Yarn to make Fish Hatcheries.
FML.
Oh, that's pretty.
 
@Yuuki i havent even unlocked greenhouse yet
 
@Rapitor It appears in Y2.
I'm in Spring 3.
 
oh jeez. you are just plowing through it
 
It unlocked on the first day, got the blueprint on the second.
I don't think you're that far behind me. You're in Winter 20-ish, right?
 
3:59 PM
i just started Y2 last night. haven't played any though because tired so i', still day 1
oh i thought you meant spring year 3
 
Ha, no way.
I can't wait until Fall where I can buy all the Gold I need and upgrade all my tools.
How do you prioritize tools? I'm going Watering Can > Hammer > Everything else.
 
@Yuuki The rep breaks it.
 
that's pretty much what i do too
watering can->hammer->milker->brush->clippers->the rest
 
@Rapitor I might switch milker with brush.
And prioritize sickle over clippers.
 
milker is used daily, brush not
 
4:03 PM
@Rapitor I brush my animals everyday.
Happier animals -> better quality products -> more money.
I'm at 4.5 star milk right now.
And getting 3 of those a day is a lot of money from a single cow.
 
i pretty much only brush when it says they are mangy, it's worked well so far. nobody has gotten sick or anything
 
@Rapitor Brushing also increases happiness though.
 
one of my cows is producing 2x5*, the rest are around 3 or 4
qualities
 
How many crops do you have going at once?
 
a pretty large amount considering I own a lot of the fields, but as I said. I just started spring, so i haven't done any planting yet. with I have in my toolbox. I think It will end up with turnips, cabbage, and cucumber
 
4:08 PM
Hmm... trying to figure out how you have enough stamina to do all that.
 
seedling.
 
D'oh.
 
but even with that i need to break to bathe and such. sometimes eat too
 
I don't use the bath very often, mostly because I forget.
Better?
 
i still don't know what to grow in the tree orchard. it's stupidly uneven. it's like 3 rows, 1 with 3 plots, one with 5 plots and one with 6.
 
4:16 PM
0
Q: What does the diamond Minecraft sword do?

murgatroid99I found a diamond Minecraft sword hidden in the back of the Circumlocution puzzle in C-6, but I couldn't find anything to use it on. Is there anything I can use it on? What can I do with it?

 
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Q: How do I get rid of Tea fields?

RapitorI won the public lot for Tea and I want to the move crops on my farm over there (i already did...) but I want to free up the space on my farm that was the tea for something else (probably more cotton). The thing is I've tried every tool at my disposal and the Tea bushes remained. How do I get ri...

 
@Yuuki Much
 
4:39 PM
I have a rabbit and chicken now.
Chicken is called @Ashley and rabbit is called Raptor (after @Rapitor)
 
I feel like chickens are more raptor-like.
 
0
Q: How do I unlock 200cc mode?

SeanSo I downloaded the update (4.0 shows on the title screen) but there is no 200cc option when I go to choose a race. What else do I need to do?

 
@Yuuki I just need 2 more bronze and a silver
 
4:57 PM
Whee end of semester "use up all the food" mode!
(tonight's dinner is pasta and more pasta)
 
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Q: link PC minecraft and PS3 minecraft via hacks

yacksteris it possible to link PS3 minecraft edition and PC minecraft edition via hacks. I have tried using normal no-hack websites but it has not worked

 
@Unionhawk I remember "end of semester, use up all the points in the meal plan" mode.
So much gorram food...
Ate at the cafeteria every day for two weeks.
 
@Yuuki nah man, bunnies are just raptors in disguise
 
Except it isn't meal plan money, it's just "Why did I buy this much pasta"?
 
Why are you eating all of it?
Pasta keeps fairly well.
 
5:08 PM
Because I'm not
 
At least in dry stick form.
 
But it's more "prepare all the pasta for the week"
 
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Q: Leveling-up in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

ZarathustraxI´m playing the game on Normal before I start in nightmare. But, I´m curious to know if the leveling up is the same in all difficulty settings. So, do you get the same experience in all difficulty´s or you get more in nightmare or something?

 
5:30 PM
0
Q: Who is Bradley (The Guide)?

Natalia van WijkI've been playing terarria for about 30 minutes and my guide died right at the beginning. Now it says "Bradley would like to settle down". How do I move him in?

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Q: Laptop gets heated rapidly while playing games

HasanI have a samsung series 5 laptop with the following specs :- Core i7 2.4 ghz 8gb ddr3 ram 500 gb hdd gt650m 2gb ddr3 I purchased this laptop almost 3 years back and didnt face any stutering issues while playing Hitman Absolution, Wolfenstein New order, Assasins creed 3 etc. (Played them in almos...

 
Humdinger
Wtf even is that
 
"Humdinger" is slang for "a confusing problem", IIRC.
> noun, informal
> a remarkable or outstanding person or thing of its kind.
> "a humdinger of a funny story"
Nvm.
 
Why does my phone know that
 
It was a fairly common slang term not too long ago.
 
@yuuki well that could be used for a particulstly confusing problem
Why does it not correct that
 
5:44 PM
It's also used fairly often in the Deep South.
 
Huh
I mean yeah I guts I've heard that before bit it still seems like a weird thing to AC to
 
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Q: rogue legacy - how to stack runes of same type?

mysql_noobie_xxxxSo I have the Enchantress and in the sword tab I have the Vampire Rune and Bounty Rune (I also have a sprint rune). I've read in some strategy guides some suggested runes to use and they mentioned Vampire+Bounty, but I can only equip one at a time? Same thing for my Bracers.. I have a Retaliat...

 
Were you trying to type "hamburger" or something?
 
6:23 PM
@Yuuki Actually, I use humdinger quite a bit
But I'm weird
 
@Wipqozn yeeee
 
6:51 PM
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Q: Using mouse axes with ePSXe?

SparxI'm using the ePSXe emulator to play Spyro the Dragon. I have a controller, but like a good PC gamer, I prefer to use keyboard and mouse. I know you can turn the camera in Spyro with the bumpers, but I'd like to turn it by moving the mouse. Is there a way to map the X or Y mouse axis to buttons ...

 
Where do I ask questions about using Lua to make addons for GMod?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI gamedev, probably
 
user15026
@ASCIIThenANSI Check GameDev's help center to make sure that would be on topic, but they'd be my first guess.
 
@AshleyNunn OK, thanks. I was kind of confused because it fits StackOverflow for programming, and GameDev for modding.
 
user15026
They might send you to SO, not sure, but you can always read thier help center to get a better idea :)
 
7:06 PM
Whoo, I have an Alpaca!
 
user15026
I have two chickens, Nugget and Soup
 
user15026
and I am super proud of that
 
@Yuuki You're an alpaca!
 
woops, collapsed. thought i had enough stamina to use pitchfork
 
I think I'm going to name it Venison even though alpacas aren't deer.
Never mind, too many characters.
Huehue, it is.
Because Brazil.
Hmm... should I name my jersey cow "Steak" or "Beef"?
 
7:10 PM
Steak
 
@AshleyNunn Seems like SO would be a better fit, GameDev doesn't have a GMod tag. Thanks for your help, anyways!
 
user15026
@ASCIIThenANSI No problem :)
 
user15026
@Yuuki My next cow will be Tartar because beef tartar is DELICIOUS
 
@AshleyNunn What is charlimit
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz 6
 
7:17 PM
@Yuuki It's a Jersey cow. Name it Guido.
@AshleyNunn Next chicken should be named Parm.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz mmmm good idea :D
 
7:28 PM
Isn't Guido a pejorative or something
 
@GnomeSlice it's weird.
 
@GnomeSlice It's an ethnic slur that's been 'reclaimed' by, well, a group of people who have taken it and turned it right back into a slur again.
I suppose you could also sidestep that and name the cow "Snooki"
 
@Yuuki have you found/unlock any way to automate things yet? previous MH games had ways to automatically water crops and such i believe
 
user15026
7:35 PM
@Rapitor They did?
 
@AshleyNunn well... i know for fact rune factory did... whether or not that means anything idk
 
user15026
@Rapitor Rune Factory is a very separate thing
 
user15026
Like this game might, but i would be surprised
 
@Rapitor The Greenhouse Wheel automatically waters your crops.
But that's waaaay later in the game.
Y3, IIRC.
 
Lmao @ Snooki the cow
Awful
 
7:40 PM
@GnomeSlice Oh god, I wasn't even going there. I was just thinking Jersey.
 
PAAAAINT IS AMAAAAZIINNNNGGGGG
MAYBE IT'S THE FUMES, BUT IT'S SOOO GOOOOOOD
4
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
 
How
I know for a fact that one isn't a word
Fuck having go to back to work
1:15 to go x_x
Puss out I guess
Peace out ffs
Ducking thing
 
@GnomeSlice It learns.
For instance, I have trained my iPhone to know the word 'fuck'.
So that I am not all 'duck this' and 'ducking that' and 'duck you', and 'what the duck'.
 
But what about the poor neglected ducks @LessPop_MoreFizz? WHAT ABOUT THE DUCKS?
 
@KevinvanderVelden duck 'em
 
7:50 PM
Cool
 
Don't fuck 'em though. Duck genitalia are terrifying.
 
> WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKS?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz genitalia and corkscrew should never be in the same sentence. ESPECIALLY when the latter describes the former
 
I love that I just convinced a non-zero number of people to google "duck genitalia".
 
7:52 PM
Witcher 2 still looks pretty amazing as a game, and after upgrading my GPU yesterday I can finally crank up the graphic settings, even at 1440p. And it's always nice to see the Endregas ambush you by climbing down from the trees, none of that teleporting bullshit DA2 used. Not sure I'll do a full playthrough before the Wild Hunt is released, though.
 
> sexual arms race
@MadScientist Yeah, I kind of want to for import reasons, and kind of can't be bothered to.
 
@KevinvanderVelden But when the former describes the latter...
It exists #savedyouagoogle
 
@Unionhawk also horrible
But less
 
How can something so adorable:
 
7:53 PM
No, it's hilarious
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I won't import this one, I never finished the Iorveth path, so I want to do that. But I think my canonical save would be with Roche
 
Damn you @LessPop_MoreFizz, now I want delicious alcohol and I can't get it
RIP me
 
@Unionhawk my grapefruit Sculpin is all gone. :(
 
This is the worst possible outcome
I guess I just need to...
 
8:00 PM
But if it's not raining I am going to go to a Ballast Point tasting tonight.
@Unionhawk I suggest robbery.
 
Work on stuff and then get stuff at home
 
Other options include: Thuggery for hire, sale of bodily fluids and or organs, insurance fraud, and Craigslist.
 
I just need to chill out and actually get my shit done
fuck exam week
 
@Chippies But they still allow mods, right?
 
8:11 PM
@Yuuki yeah
> Your Mods must be distributed for free, period. Neither you, nor any other person or party, may sell them to anyone, commercially exploit them in any way, or charge anyone for receiving or using them without prior written consent from Tripwire Interactive. You may exchange them at no charge among other end users and distribute them to others over the Internet, on magazine cover disks, or otherwise for free.
 
I don't see why they needed to add that to the EULA though.
 
@Yuuki because of the whole steam workshop thing
most likely
 
Steam is only doing this paid mod thing in cooperation with Bethesda.
 
Bethesda is the only ones that are into the thing as of now
 
So I assume the dev/publisher/whomever's in control needs to sign off on paid mods before Valve goes ahead with it.
 
8:13 PM
It would be odd if they didn't try to expand
Either way, mods can be distributed outside of steam as well and no one controls them there
 
8:24 PM
@Yuuki @Wipqozn @Frank @AshleyNunn Stam regen is incredible
 
8:43 PM
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Q: how do I trigger a /setblock command without a /testfor?

xXPikminXxIn my map, the player goes to sleep, then wakes up and finds the windows are changed from regular panes to red ones stained with blood. But if I do /testfor, it will do it whenever the player passes by :I Can anyone help me?? Is there a way to trigger them like when you wake up or something??

 
sup homies
 
@Yuuki making it explicit that you need permission from tripwire
 
9:01 PM
So they don't have Valve asking them "ayyyyyyyyyyy... you want in on this paid mod action?" since the answer is already "no, fuck off Valve"
 
@AshleyNunn did you finish The Northern Lights Golden Compass?
 
All right, let's see how mixing spicy tomato and basil sauce with other sauce does
 
9:16 PM
as you mentioned norverthn lights and i was in iceland recently
 
Art crisis :(
 
1 pound of pasta let's gooooooooooo
Hopefully this all lasts me through exams because...
I guess all else fails I have enough ramen to survive
 
@djsmiley2k epic
 
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Q: How do you make custom block textures in minecraft?

xXPikminXxI heard there's a way to in the Paint thing, but I don't know how to do it. When I changed it, it didn't show it any different in MC. Also, is there a way to find the block in the .minecraft folder easily without having to search through every single item to find the one your looking for?

 
@LessPop_MoreFizz see also: scientifically accurate Duck Tales.
v NSFW v
 
9:24 PM
why don't people understand that creating art is like legit hard work? :/
 
Because " you don't have to work for talent" or some bullshit
 
Nearly fire alarmed
 
In the past two days I've had four people ask me to do stuff for free and when I told them no they were like "Well, it'll be good for your portfolio though so it's not like you're getting nothing"
dude
just. no.
 
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Q: How can I tell if I have military grade ammo loaded?

imulsionWhen playing Metro 2033 it is possible to load military grade bullets into your weapon that do more damage, but the bullets are also used as currency so they are to be used wisely. However, the somewhat annoying way the game handles loading ammo is that it loads military grade ammo if you hold do...

 
(had a piece of dry spaghetti fall on the stove...)
 
9:29 PM
@spugsley tell them your portfolio is bitchin enough already
 
This is a disaster
 
@Unionhawk lern2cook
 
Do better next time @Unionhawk
 
Thanks assholes
 
9:31 PM
It's fine. Should be fine.
The burntness is scraped off the pan, we're good
 
Scrub
 
Oh man thanks for the idea
 
hola dudes
 
@TheAce o/
 
i hath returned
 
9:34 PM
Top kekkery
 
@Rapitor \o
 
> In a crushing blow for vegetarians worldwide, a cucumber doused in vegetable oil has been proven inferior to prosciutto when tasked with cutting through steel sheet metal. Pork: 1, PETA: 0.
 
Toppest of top keks
 
> Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan. A wrapping of less-flammable uncooked prosciutto focuses the flame into an intense bacon-plasma torch
> bacon-plasma torch
 
And now we wait
For the caching to be done
You can all thank @GnomeSlice for this one
 
9:36 PM
@spugsley You should set them on fire with a bacon-plasma torch.
 
Caching? Of what I thought you were gonna scrub your stove
 
I thought you were calling me a scrub
 
It was a dongle engender
Double entendre
Ugh
Dongle is such a gross word
Dong + dangle = dongle
 
@GnomeSlice its not a real word tho right?
 
9:40 PM
It is
 
A dongle is a small piece of hardware that attaches to a computer, TV, or other electronic device in order to enable additional functions such as copy protection, audio, video, games, data, or other services. These services are available only when the dongle is attached. "Attached" does not need to involve a physical connection. The dongle may communicate with the device it enables via NFC, for example. "Dongle" originally meant a software protection device. The term is now more broadly used. == Examples of dongles == === Copy protection === The CD-based parts catalog (known as "ETKA") ...
 
I believe
Yes
I knew I wasn't crazy
Apparently @GnomeSlice thinks it refers to a dangly dong though
 
dongle seems like the word you would use to describe how low a penis hangs
 
Woot!
 
EXACTLY
 
9:40 PM
I am scrub
 
"yo man steve's got a crazy dongle"
 
That's why it's gross
@Unionhawk haaaaahaha
 
"it's almost too his knees"
 
I've been looking for a change for a bit. Thanks @GnomeSlice
 
@Unionhawk he's not alone
 
9:41 PM
TAKE THAT @fredley
 
Hey girl, wanna see my dongle
 
I nicely explained it and next time it happens I'mma link them to this shit: samanthapugsley.wordpress.com/2015/04/25/…
 
Pls no
 
what is going on
 
9:42 PM
Is anyone out there
 
is it me your looking for?
 
Oh man, good, this is going to be a feast for several days
Let's box this mess up
 
I am so bad at chicks like WTF
 
Operation: Cook an entire box of spaghetti and 2 jars of sauce is a huge success
Well, let's see the taste first
 
Idk shit about girls mangs
 
9:55 PM
@fredley Oh wait, do you have me scripted to triforce?
 
@Unionhawk no
 
Well then
Don't refresh
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Isles are in for 7!
 
Uuuuugggggghhhhhh
 
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Q: How to get Minecraft Jar. files?

user109269Can some tell me how to get the MineCraft Jar. files, I have trouble getting them, so can someone tell me. Thanks in advance.

 
10:07 PM
@Rapitor YAY
Caffeine naps are the best naps
 
"Pfft, I don't need the brake. OH GOD WHY IS IT SO FAST I CAN'T TAKE CORNERS." - people just playing 200cc for the first time
 
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Q: Skyrim deleted autosaves game got bugged

A guy that needs help quicklySo,i deleted my older saves and got in another journey. But,while deleting those saves i accidentaly deleted my auto saves too.After that moment when i try to play skyrim it freezes after 5-10 seconds. Maybe it is not why it freezes,but i think it is.

 
10:45 PM
So impressed with Facebook right now. http://t.co/11oHkcjRCX
whaaaaaaat
Facebook, normally I hate everything you stand for, but I can get behind things like ths
 
@Unionhawk thats cool
 
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Q: Why was this flag declined?

Ethan BierleinI flagged this question because it was inaccurate and provided incorrect information, but my flag was rejected. Here's a screenshot. I'm not sure why the flag was declined, as I was indicating the answer as a wrong answer. Can someone tell me why?

 
@GnomeSlice yeah this was posted last night
 

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