The Bridge

StrixVaria

1:02 PM

A new incremental. It's pretty basic.

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Arperum

@StrixVaria clicks

Unionhawk

10 PRINT DAMN YOU STRIX
20 GOTO 10

Wipqozn

@Frank SOLUTION: Stop being busy on weekends. PROBLEM SOLVED!

Unionhawk

LIFEHACK

Arperum

UPgrades from building X of building Y wokr for all things, that's nice.

Wipqozn

1:07 PM

@Unionhawk eh, not sure if this counts as a Lifehacks. Let's consult an expert! @fredley, is my solution a Lifehack?

fredley

@Wipqozn This is just a hack, not a life hack

Wipqozn

@fredley Great, thanks for your input Dr. Lifehack

fredley

closed-as-not-a-lifehack

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk There's an autoplay button for this one. You can just open a tab and leave it going!

The creator is still actively developing it to make autoplay more compelling.

Since he made Clickpocalypse 2, I trust that he'd be able to pull that off.

Powerlord

I wonder what the % things do in that BASIC incremental

StrixVaria

1:10 PM

@Powerlord When you unlock a % bonus it increases income from everything by that percentage.

The bonus is additive, though, not multiplicative.

You can see your total bonus at the top.

Arperum

If you complete a full column you get a 200% bonus too.

StrixVaria

@Arperum The bonus increases for each column.

Arperum

Nice.

The next button is nice too. I like that one.

StrixVaria

You "win" by filling the board, but once you fill a row you can prestige it to decrease the tick timer, but the row empties and becomes the "next tier" after the last row.

Each time you "win", the game resets with an additional starting row.

Wipqozn

I'm waiting for the day when it's revealed Incrementals are really just Skynets way of taking over. Every click we make gets her more bitcoins, which she uses to grow stronger, and eventually take over.

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Also I forgot that existed

Rapitor

1:16 PM

@StrixVaria starts really frikkin slow, hope it gets better

StrixVaria

@Rapitor The very beginning is painful. It speeds up after you unlock like the 2nd or 3rd row.

Powerlord

I'm checking now if there's a bonus for filling up an entire row

Arperum

enables autoplay and goes back to work

StrixVaria

@Powerlord Just the ability to prestige that row.

Powerlord

@StrixVaria Oh right, you already said that

Arperum

1:19 PM

I prestiged the first row.

Just because.

Powerlord

Wait, no, it's not just prestige, you unlock the next building as well

Yuuki

Performance By The Legend Of Zelda: Symphony Of The Goddesses

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Powerlord

Like Building 1 is now replaced by Building 12 on my screen

Unionhawk

Yes

It replaces 1 with 12, 2 with 13 etc

Yuuki

This was on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Wipqozn

1:20 PM

@Yuuki Yeah, we know. It's already in the star list.

Don't worry, though, I'll star it again.

Unionhawk

It isn't in the star list

Yuuki

@Wipqozn (squints)

Arperum

Now it is, it wasn't yet though.

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Yes it is

IT's right under @Yuukis video in my list

StrixVaria

@Powerlord Yeah, that's part of the prestige mechanic.

The bonus per column in that row goes up, too.

Unionhawk

1:22 PM

@Wipqozn It was not at the time

Wipqozn

@Arperum Yeah it was

I starred it when @Unionhawk first posted it

You guys must have just missed it

Unionhawk

No you didn't

Wipqozn

Yes I did

You guys are clearly all mistaken

Arperum

11 secs ago, by Unionhawk

No you didn't

Retroactive starring does not count.

Wipqozn

Since the alternative is that I'm a lying, and there's no way that's true.

And now ALL the stars are gone!

Man, this is terrible.

If I can't star freely, what's the point in living?

fredley

1:24 PM

I wonder what would happen if I wrote a script that cleared all stars ever

MOD ABOOSE

YOU'RE TERRIBLE

@Wipqozn Lifehacks.

@fredley Nothing good I suspect.

Unionhawk

@fredley THEN THE BRIDGE WILL DRIFT OUT TO SEA

Wipqozn

1:24 PM

Can you even clear stars on messages of a certain age?

fredley

@Wipqozn Oh yes

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley mod only?

Unionhawk

I refuse to allow "@Uni inb4 @Yuuki" on grounds of retroactive stars. I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, TURTLE

Wipqozn

hm, even better question

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Possibly

Feeds

1:27 PM

fredley has added Kevin van der Velden to the list of this room's owners.

fredley

You try

Wipqozn

Does the clear stars function check your permissions?

Feeds

Kevin van der Velden has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

Unionhawk has removed Kevin van der Velden from the list of this room's owners.

Unionhawk has added Wipqozn to the list of this room's owners.

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley or was that the wrong thing? =p

Wipqozn

So if you manually ran it in a room you oh wait you're a mod doesn't matter

So you could possibly make a script to clear stars in all rooms.

fredley

1:28 PM

Reminder: don't ever make @KevinvanderVelden room owner, he goes mad with power

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Wipqozn

You'd probably lose your diamond though, and rightfully so imo.

Unionhawk

We all went mad with power once

fredley

@Wipqozn I like your thinking, you could be a mod one day

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley to be fair, I mostly did it because I have no idea what message to destar so I did something unimportant

Unionhawk

PLEASE HOLD, FINDING AN OLD MESSAGE WITH ONE STAR

Wipqozn

1:29 PM

That's so easy to do

Jul 15 '10 at 18:20, by alexanderpas

There are, in fact, certain places where women now dominate the community, such as in Fanfiction sites, Soap Opera boards, Facebook, LiveJournal (particularly Livejournal Roleplay) or MySpace. As such, this is mainly a Discredited Trope these days.

Done.

Step it up, @Unionhawk.

Powerlord

Ow... I just realized that if you prestige, you need the new building in the column to finish it despite having maxed the old building.

Unionhawk

I cannot cancel stars on messages in the transcript

I can pin them though

Powerlord

(if you didn't already finish the column)

Wipqozn

IF you can pin them you would then be able toclear

or at least try

fredley

@Unionhawk The menu option isn't there, but I bet if you form the POST request correctly it'll do it

Wipqozn

1:30 PM

the "Clear stars" only shows up in the star list

Unionhawk

@fredley Probably

@Wipqozn Yeah

Stand back everyone, I'm going to do some science. Please stand clear of the star list and away from the doors.

Kevin van der Velden

What is it this week with people sending an email with the topic "one more thing" and then having 2 things in the email

Unionhawk

Yes, confirmed

SCIENCE

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden Magic must defeat magic.

Arperum

@Unionhawk starts opening and closing door

Unionhawk

1:32 PM

(unconfirmed: script magic being able to do it)

Wipqozn

So if @fredley wanted to make s cript for the purpose of getting his diamond removed for gross abuse of powers, he could?

Unionhawk

There are far more efficient ways to do that, but yes

Wipqozn

But not as destructive to the entire network.

Chat is the only place where a mod can really damage every site on the network

The best part is, I know @fredley is going to make a script to clear all stars from a room now.

Then, one day,m when he's finally had enough and wants to go out with abang, he'll unleash it on the world.

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk like sending an email saying "Hey, I wanna step down from being a mod"

Rapitor

@Wipqozn and replace them with friday links

Unionhawk

1:34 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Or telling all users to fuck off

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT

Oh man, I hated that guy

He was such an ass

Unionhawk

Meh

Kevin van der Velden

Meh

I need 3k rep on gamedev, the close queue has been hovering around 45 questions for days

Unionhawk

Close q

Kevin van der Velden

I hate that word

Unionhawk

1:38 PM

Fun fact, when I worked rides, there was a position at a particular ride called "Queue", always shortened on the rotation sheet as "Q" because why not

Kevin van der Velden

Same damn pronounciation so why not indeed

Unionhawk

(that person was in charge of maintaining the flow of a haunted house car ride and operating the slow/emergency stop control on the ride floor)

Wipqozn

Yuuki

fredley

@Wipqozn @Wipqozn for mod 2016

Yuuki

1:42 PM

@KevinvanderVelden "Queue". A five-letter word with four consecutive silent letters.

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Arperum

ok, 7/21 open issues fixed. They are expected to be fixed by friday. I am 99% certain that's impossible. As in: one of them is "swap out the whole flash map functionality thing we have with a google map thing.

Yuuki

Arperum

@Yuuki Does that mean I am not a man? Because I don't wear a tie.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum I thought you were a huge metal fan?

Fans don't wear ties silly!

Blem

Kevin van der Velden

1:49 PM

See, no tie!

Texenox

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden About that: did I link Skiltron in here a couple hours ago? Or do I still need to do it?

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum I think you already did

MBraedley

Well that internal FAT didn't go horribly horribly wrong...

Texenox

Wait, he said huge metal fan.

Here we are, not quite huge though.

Arperum

1:52 PM

@KevinvanderVelden In that case I'll link Boisson Divine

Boisson Divine - Terre d'attache

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Kevin van der Velden

Can't, too busy listening to an orchestra playing legend of zelda music

Arperum

Yes, that clip is purely music. Not even a single image.

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