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3:02 PM
@badp That's how I understand it.
 
@Arperum man if I'd known that skipping the basement II devil room then getting to an angel room in Caves I and using the D6 on the halo was such a reliable way to get holy shield
(this might be my save scummy methods at work)
 
I forget... did I mention that Uninvited, old Shadowgate, Deja Vu, and Deja Vu 2 are on Steam now?
They're emulated versions of the Apple II GS and Mac Classic versions.
Well, apparently what I was trying to do in SourceMod won't work after all.
Although I'm not really sure why
 
@Sterno you crazy kids
 
@Wipqozn You should play ToME. Or Elite. Or Bad Rats
 
@badp Your a savescum.
 
3:14 PM
@Arperum I JUST WANT GODHEAD OKAY
and that means "never take red heart damage ever"
 
@badp That's quit doable if you get some blue hearts, that or your run is probably doomed anyway.
 
also loading during a level changes your angel room payout
got a wafer instead of the mitre
#SCIENCE
 
3:32 PM
@Sterno You know it's bad when @Sterno is telling you you should play more video games.
 
He's too busy with Lifehacks.
 
@Unionhawk lurk moar is a perfectly Sterno response
 
I posted my obligatory "you're a moron for trying to use scuba gear as laptop cleaning" answer and I'm done with lifehacks forever
 
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SempieLately I got some heavy Framedrops wich make BF4 unplayable. Usually My Sapphire R9 280X Vapor-X | i7 4770 run 100-100fps on HIGH settings, with drops downward to 60fps when there's much action. But lately it drops down to 3 fps with no reason I can see. Driver: 14.501.1003-141120a-177998C Usi...

 
Please don't post another "I'm going to be stupid with scuba gear" question and force me to copy and paste that answer again
 
3:39 PM
@Sterno I haven't posted on Lifehacks in weeks! WEEKS I SAY
 
@Wipqozn 10 days!
 
pfffh
 
I can't believe you'd so callously give up on a community that needs you.
 
I* have never posted on Lifehacks
 
* Not counting sockpuppets
 
3:41 PM
The asterisk isn't on "never"
 
@badp I don't even have an account over there!
 
@Arperum I don't know if I* do!
 
Hey, I had a professional obligation to point out how dumb the scuba question was
I'd probably be in violation of PADI standards if I didn't say exactly how dumb it was
 
Morning, Bridge
@Unionhawk I plan to get scuba certified this year, so I can go diving in the Keys
 
It's fun times!
 
3:45 PM
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Q: Star Wars Battlefront 2 Load-Up Error

JoshI just bought SWBF2 (good ol' nostalgia) and noticed that when I tried to play it through steam I got an error when loading up. The error is as follows: Cannot create Direct3D device! Error: 0x8876086a Seeing as support for this game is completely gone, I was wondering if anyone else has f...

 
@Unionhawk I'm so glad my cat doesn't bolt all her food.
 
@SaintWacko Are you sure it's not just so you can clean you computer?
 
@MBraedley Damn! You've found me out!
 
fml
and counting
 
4:00 PM
Why on earth did you start an effective timer?
 
@Arperum because I knew what I was getting myself into
 
@badp What use does this timer add that not having one doesn't have (aside from the I know exactly how many seconds I took)
 
@Arperum I know how many seconds I took looking for the godhead.
 
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Q: Minecraft moods for moon

Juodoji BereteWhat mod should i install to able build rocket base and fly into moon ? Feed the beast ? Tekkit classic ? Or Tekkit alone ? By the way what's the difference between tekkit and tekkit clasic ?

 
That is the point.
If that seems strange, it's because you haven't seen the companion excel file
 
4:03 PM
@badp Is that for bragging rights or something?
 
@Arperum mostly informed whining
 
It's so he can set the BoI:R 100% segmented WR because nobody else timed it
 
@badp AKA negative bragging. (I couldn't find the word whining for a bit)
 
@Arperum this quest is all down to luck, not skill.
@Unionhawk I don't think livesplit supports times that large.
 
@badp True, I expect to do a fair number of runs once I've done my last 16 unlocks.
 
4:06 PM
@badp Which is why it's segmented and not RTA
Doing that RTA would be beyond stupid
Without liberal definitions of "100%"
 
@Unionhawk you did suggest I was going for a WR in something no one else was dumb enough to time
 
Well, nobody cares about segmented runs, so no one else is dumb enough to bother timing that either.
 
This particular boost library doesn't seem to do exactly what I want, but thinking about the problem has suddenly given me a solution!
 
4:45 PM
Question: In C/C++, if I put a value in a pointer that's actually a pointer to a different type, but this pointer is only used in pointer math from this point on, will that cause runtime errors?
 
@Powerlord maybe?
 
I'm trying to avoid having to rewrite large sections of this code that just assumes data is going to be at CBaseEntity * + offset.
 
show me some code. It's a little surprising that it'll compile.
 
@MBraedley Are you sure you really want to get into the code for dealing with Valve's Networked properties on game objects? :O
 
is CBaseEntity a POD class/struct?
@Powerlord no
 
4:49 PM
Needless to say, things are networked over by their offsets from the object's base address. Which works simply because both the client and server have the same version of the object.
The fun comes in with Valve's vector objects, in which case just the pointer is being stored at the offset in question.
 
Well if you're absolutely sure that the pointer will only be dereferenced to a valid object of that type, you should be fine, but ensuring the first part is hard.
 
@JasonBerkan Next up when you finish Avernum! store.steampowered.com/app/337850
 
@Sterno Finish a game? I'm unfamiliar with the concept.
3
 
> Next up when you finish Arperum!
that's totally what you wrote
 
(It is on my wishlist, because Avernum is that much fun to play.)
 
5:00 PM
I actually finished Avernum 1 & 2, Avadon 1, and Geneforges 1-4
Most of that was before I had kids
You know what, though? Still have more time to finish games than when I played WoW!
 
Actually, I do finish the games I play that I like - it's just that it takes me a long time. I have 40+ hours in Avernum over the past two months, and I haven't really been playing any other games (except for GT5 in the evenings).
 
One day I should finish Deus Ex: HR
And then Bioshock Infinite
And then Dishonored
 
And then the dishes?
 
I barely use dishes at all
I usually just wash cups after I use them
 
@MartinSojka He's a robot, he doesn't eat
Just a cup of oil every now and again
 
5:07 PM
Oh god why does so much shit just make a folder in Documents?
Stahp
 
@badp That's what I read
 
Why are steam games saving in documents
Goddammit
 
huh
 
What is this
 
this is a new for me
hooray for "global" availability \o/
 
5:10 PM
@OrigamiRobot But first, you will at least kill The Master in ToME!
 
strangely the same movie isn't available on the play store.
 
cc @OrigamiRobot
 
I can't see that at work. Describe it to me in great detail
 
@OrigamiRobot "Available Now"
 
Latest image of ceres from the dawn probe:
 
5:17 PM
Animated gifs that stop animating are the worst
 
oh wait, that's true
I can use my Eden tokens!
 
@OrigamiRobot Also, lots of ice
 
Eventually I'll get godhead as a starting item.
I have 52 tokens which might not be enough...
 
@Unionhawk @TimStone GalNet has been boring lately
 
Yes
 
5:19 PM
Yep
 
@Sterno Yes
 
I thought Dulos had already left the Federation
 
They were having a referendum, or whatever to make it official
Which passed in a landside today
 
Much like real life politics, there seems to be a lot of "we're gonna do this thing. We're still gonna do this thing. This thing is being planned. More talking about this thing. We did the thing."
 
5:21 PM
Yeah, well
 
Alos, wtf is this about the Silver Comet?
 
I think they're trying to incorporate community goals or something, but since that's NYI...
 
Is this something that can affect me in game?
 
Probably not
 
5:22 PM
not yet implemented
At least I don't think community goals is a thing yet
 
it's not
That's 1.1
Which should be next week for me
 
I mean, you have reddit and others posting "Hey, do missions for this one group only to increase influence"
One movement got a communist party somewhere in the galaxy to expansion critical
 
@badp that doesn't count as finding it
 
@murgatroid99 really?! D:
 
RIP
 
5:24 PM
@badp yeah. Neither does rerolling your build to get it
 
@murgatroid99 that is not true
 
Double RIP
 
(sigh) back to work.
 
I added the body to my collection with the D100.
 
@badp I'll find a source in a minute
 
5:25 PM
TIME STARTED
 
dude, I am 100% positive I added the body to my collection through D100 spam.
It might be that Eden works differently.
It might be that Eden won't even roll items that aren't in my collection.
It also might be that the D100 will never touch the angel room pool.
 
OK, that reroll thing was apparently specific to Missing No.
 
And I'd swear I remember that starting with an item didn't count as finding it, but I can't find that now
 
@murgatroid99 I'm going to be applying SCIENCE to this.
for now though I started with the D100 and want to test the separate item pool theory
 
5:33 PM
> The U.S. state of New Mexico's House of Representatives passed a resolution in honor of Tombaugh, a longtime resident of that state, which declared that Pluto will always be considered a planet while in New Mexican skies and that March 13, 2007, was Pluto Planet Day
Oh, politicians
 
Just March 13, 2007?
 
I guess so
 
And apparently New Mexican skies extend infinitely upward then
 
@Sterno .......................
 
Illinois did it too, since the discoverer of Pluto was born there.
That sounds like a reasonable basis for deciding whether or not something should be a planet... if the discoverer was born in your state.
 
5:38 PM
science is all a scam anyway
#alienlizardmasterrace
 
The desire to rip out all this old code and do it properly is increasing. I've already done some major refactoring on this one class, but it's not enough.
I'd also completely destroy backwards compatibility with the various config files by doing it properly, but that's another issue.
 
@MBraedley I want to do that so much. Sadly, I have exactly zero time to even start.
 
@Sterno It's depressing that this is not the dumbest thing I've read this week
 
Do I want to know what is?
 
@Frank It'd be too much of an undertaking for me to do it now, I just don't have the budget. This entire app needs to be reworked to be more object oriented, but since it was never supposed to be delivered to the customer (originally it was internal only), it hasn't received the love and care it deserves.
 
@MBraedley Yay for hack code promoted into production.
 
@Frank "Production" might be a bit of a stretch. We delivered it as part of a training module for the rest of the software we write.
 
@Yuuki Probably the Disneyland thing from yesterday
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz HOW EVERYTHING OUT
 
@Sterno In fairness, a resolution is not a legally binding law, but rather a statement of sentiment, and furthermore, the language of the resolution can easily be read poetically as a salute to a notable local scientist who did some important work.
@Yuuki @murgatroid99 I guarantee you, whatever the dumbest thing you've read all week is, I can link you to something dumber right now, that I read this morning. It might be the dumbest thing you read all year.
 
5:52 PM
Calling it now?
It is just January. There's still time.
 
So, there is a big Republican conference thing going on in Iowa right now, and a lot of presidential hopefuls and presumed presidential hopefuls are delivering speeches. Sarah Palin was one of those speakers. Her teleprompter broke, right at the outset, but, undeterred, she spoke extemporaneously, at great length.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yet still a gigantic waste of time. And silly.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Was it about the college kids in India who got killed by a train while trying to take a selfie in front of it? Because that was pretty stupid.
 
The fact that it's delivered in all caps just further serves to underscore the fact that this speech reads like an unhinged letter from a serial killer.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Does the word 'Blumbo' mean anything to you?
 
5:54 PM
@Sterno I don't think it's all that silly for a state legislature to take a few moments to honor the accomplishments of a great local scientist?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz wtb formatting
 
@Sterno No, the lack of formatting is part of the magnificence.
@Fluttershy No... no it doesn't.
Should it?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Presumably, that had probably already happened at some point. Saying 'Nuh uh, to us it'll always be a planet!" is the silly part. Besides, I think the dude was already dead
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I read quite possibly the dumbest article I've ever read today, and it mentioned Blumbo... And I saw you mention something about the dumbest article of the year, so I just wanted to check.
 
@Sterno you really can't comprehend the poetic liscense in that sentence?
> INCOGNITO. IT MEANS FOR ME NO MAKEUP.
[LAUGHTER] I’M GOING TO SCARE LITTLE CHILDREN. I AM RUNNING THE RACE AND JUMP IN THERE. I’M INCOGNITO I’M THINKING. I’M RUNNING IN PEACE. NO ONE IS TALKING POLITICS. I CAN’T TALK ANYWAY. BUT NO PRESS THERE WITH SUSPICIOUS THINKING OF THEIR SIGNALS, SHE IS IN IOWA, WHAT IS SHE DOING? THEY ARE GOOD AT SENSING WHO IS COMING, WHO IS GOING AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF YOUR STATE
 
5:56 PM
@fredley I wonder if this is the beginning...
 
@StrixVaria of?
 
@Fluttershy The Palin Transcript is dumber
 
@fredley The sequence of madness.
 
@StrixVaria ha
 
Guys, taxes are the worst now that I'm not in school anymore.
 
6:03 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm surprised when she name dropped Reagan he didn't climb out of the grave and slap her.
 
> IT WAS JEFFERSON’S WARNING, WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THAT IS TYRANNY. WHEN GOVERNMENT FEAR THE PEOPLE, THERE IS FREEDOM.
Maybe it's just me, but I'd like a middle ground where there isn't any fear going around.
 
Is the Bridge talking politics? why.
 
@Rapitor Because, unlike games, it's on-topic.
 
Because President Hasley looks like a fool!
 
@Rapitor Not really, we're just commenting on the inane ramblings of a crazy woman.
 
6:05 PM
@OrigamiRobot this i like.
 
The federation is falling apart and she seems powerless to stop it
 
@Rapitor Sarah Palin going off script isn't polatics, it's just lunatic raving.
 
I blame onionhead
 
As in she in on Onionhead?
 
Trailer for the new Fantastic Four.
 
6:07 PM
probably
 
Or in weird-stylized-lingo, Fant4stic
 
> CLINTON RINSE REPEAT
 
today is supposedly going to an update to Elite... if they keep up their weekly update pattern
 
@TimStone Someone needs to make a Clinton shampoo ad now.
 
@Rapitor Today is not Thursday
 
6:10 PM
well shit.
 
> FROM VERY BACKING COME VERY GOOD.
HOW EVERYTHING OUT
 
wat
i miss the bridge for one day and everything goes wild
 
@Rapitor I'm hoping since Thursday is close enough to Feb that 1.1 beta will start
 
@TimStone It reads like a freaking zodiac letter.
 
My head is numb from trying to parse through it all.
 
6:20 PM
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Q: Civilization Brave New World City-State Gold Investment Profits not returned!

dipharohi was playing Civilization V Brave New World and a notice popped to the right it said city-state of genoa will appreciate gold investment at the moment(20 turns remaining) and will return 50% profit i thought if i give them a huge amount of gold like 3000 gold they will return 4500 to me after so...

 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Is all this post-telepromter?
 
@TimStone i always snicker at her speeches, because apparently "going rogue" is british slang for a sex act
and she uses it quite often
 
@MattGiltaji Gotta be a maverick... in bed.
 
I mean, I'm not quite sure what anyone expects from Sarah Palin.
Although... I don't know.
 
WTF
I'm claiming 3 allowances on my W4?
 
6:35 PM
@OrigamiRobot sounds fun, what game is that?
 
@Unionhawk Innuendo apparently.
 
> [INDISCERNIBLE]
 
6:49 PM
Wow, Valve did some... interesting... balancing to the Mannpower TF2 game mode today
 
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Q: Can I change the Window Option and Resolution?

CharkzSo Origin are giving away Theme Hospital for free. I managed to pick up a copy and I'm having some optimization issues I was hoping you guys could help me with. Can I change the game in the files from Full Screen to Windowed? Also Can I change the resolution of the game in the files? As I can't ...

 
Google Fiber is coming to the Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, and Raleigh-Durham metro areas: http://g.co/fiber/newcities http://t.co/NFgOSwC7OJ
@OrigamiRobot
And people
 
@Unionhawk dammit google, come out to LA
 
Currently, they've got only a few cities marked as potentials
 
@Unionhawk Oh cool, you guys will get non-shit internet now
 
6:57 PM
@Unionhawk \o/
 
@Wipqozn I'm not in Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, or Raleigh...
(or Provo, Kansas City, or Austin)
 
hahahahahahaha keep dreaming
(↑ bitter laugh of somebody who is not in a country where dreaming is allowed)
 
@fredley That thing you linked gets super NSFW.
 
@OrigamiRobot The teleprompter didn't function at all at any point. The whole thing is post-teleprompter.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz unless the teleprompter operator was in on it
 
7:05 PM
@MattGiltaji I don't see how that changes my statement?
Whether it didn't function because of sabotage or a malfunction is irrelevant. It still didn't function at any point.
 
BUT WHAT IF IT'S A CONSPIRACY
 
ALIEPALINS
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz no, i meant the teleprompter was displaying text, but the operator was rambling and she was just reading it
 
No. That is actually not possible.
 
I hate it when artists just have a bunch of individual tracks on bandcamp
 
7:07 PM
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@MattGiltaji Yeah, no, that isn't what happened.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz unless you were in on it too
 
Yep. It's all an Obama conspiracy
Just like <exhaustive list of everything>
 
@MattGiltaji It's me. I'm the Teleprompter Operator on the Grassy Knoll with the Second Gun.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz cool, please put in a bridge shout out next time
 
7:13 PM
@Powerlord I don't really like that game mode.
 
Yeah, it looks pretty stupid
 
@Unionhawk I should move to Austin.
@Unionhawk I can see how it'd be fun, but it's too twitchy for me.
 
@Unionhawk And I'm just sitting here, waiting for them to announce the San Jose area
 
@murgatroid99 i thought they already had something set up in the bay area
 
@MattGiltaji It's in the list of "Potential Cities"
 
7:16 PM
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Q: Video card / monitor setup for Project Cars

RoadersI am going to be building a new PC soon, mostly for work but I want to be able to play Project Cars on it as well. My plan is to have 1 widescreen monitor in the center - in portrait orientation and 2 4:3 monitors either side. This works great for developing but I not sure if it's supported. Wil...

 
gg bandcamp
 
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Q: Make sv_cheats 1 exclusive to me on gmod?

ChickenatorSo I want to put sv_cheats 1 on my server on gmod but when I do everyone can use it. Is there anyway only the creator of the server can be the only one to use the cheats?

 
This looks like it might be interesting:
> A politically-charged serial killer thriller set in 1953 Soviet Russia, CHILD 44 chronicles the crisis of conscience for secret police agent Leo Demidov (Tom Hardy), who loses status, power and home when he refuses to denounce his own wife, Raisa (Noomi Rapace), as a traitor. Exiled from Moscow to a grim provincial outpost, Leo and Raisa join forces with General Mikhail Nesterov (Gary Oldman) to track down a serial killer who preys on young boys.
> Their quest for justice threatens a system-wide cover-up enforced by Leo’s psychopathic rival Vasili (Joel Kinnaman), who insists “There is no crime in Paradise.” Summit Entertainment presents in association with Worldview Entertainment a Scott Free production, a Daniel Espinosa film.
 
7:39 PM
@Unionhawk I hope Pineville counts as Charlotte for these purposes
 
@OrigamiRobot You should just move if it doesn't.
 
@OrigamiRobot Well, find out
 
@StrixVaria I will
 
And/or sign up. I don't know. I didn't bother because I know Dayton doesn't count as Charlotte.
 
Dear apartment complex, Can you lower my rent by $200? If not, I'm moving to somewhere that has fiber.
If so, I'll probably still move to somewhere that has fiber
@Unionhawk Pretty sure this only shows current availability
 
7:43 PM
@OrigamiRobot you don't know where fiber will be deployed exactly IIRC (see fiberhood rallies etc.)
 
@StrixVaria Also, this is another reason you should have moved to charlotte.
 
@OrigamiRobot If I could keep my job I would strongly consider it.
 
@OrigamiRobot Well I don't know
 
The cost of living in NJ is stupid.
 
@StrixVaria You can help with the fiber!
 
7:46 PM
Dear @googlefiber: pls to consider at least part of the Cincinnati-Dayton metro area.
 
> If your fiberhood is listed as constructing or constructed, your sign-up period has ended and you cannot sign up for Google Fiber at this time.
 
No? Only the cities on the considered list? Cool.
 
@Unionhawk Gah, why San Antonio before Houston?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
oh, you muricans
 
Poor @badp
 
7:51 PM
I will never know the soft touch of a google fiber
 
@badp 10+ years
 
At least you won't be sitting and wondering if they're going to announce a rollout to you
 
@badp Why would you need to? I was under the impression that ISPs in Europe are actually good.
 
Dreaming is too much to bear sometimes!
 
@Powerlord that was starbait, don't think too much of it
and yeah, I am about a kilometer away from the nearest fiber installation
but that's because I am about a kilometer away from the border of a large-ish city.
so the outlook remains bleak.
 
7:52 PM
@OrigamiRobot If nothing else, TWC will probably either chop prices or double speeds magically
 
@Unionhawk or double prices and chop speeds as soon as the merger goes through
 
Probably not in area they don't have to compete
I expect them to be as shitty as possible about it
 
The best I can hope for right now is Houston setting up a municipal fiber network.
But that's a joke in and of itself.
 
I should call TWC tonight and ask what their plans are now.
 
I was going to say they probably don't split prices along neighborhoods that meticulously... Then I remembered they do.
 

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