The Bridge

RedRiderX

12:02 AM

►

And yes, it's still up.

thinly veiled question mark

愚かな　ダンテ　、愚かな。

GnomeSlice

I dont even know what language that is

user15026

@Frank ?/?

Frank

@AshleyNunn Plushie?

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice translate.google.com/#auto/en/…

GnomeSlice

12:13 AM

im on my phone

user15026

@Frank Yeah, sorry, my cat did the reply :P

user15026

I want it!

user15026

But I won't play the gaaaaame

GnomeSlice

and im not typing thay shot im

Frank

@AshleyNunn You confused me! I was like, "Bwuh? I have no idea what you WAAAAAAAAANT!"

@AshleyNunn Aww.

user15026

12:13 AM

It is a cute plushie though

Frank

I'm playing Tale of Two Towns now, because my little sister got it, so we're "racing".

GnomeSlice

ugh phone

user15026

Nice :)

GnomeSlice

Dark Frontier only has 90 levels... im on like 85 i guess

i miss the internet

Frank

Which means I'm being a good brother, letting her get a massive lead, and then unceremoniously demolishing her. :P

thinly veiled question mark

12:21 AM

RedRiderX

...

thinly veiled question mark

my job is done here

user15026

@Frank how do you race in ToTT?

user15026

:P

Frank

@AshleyNunn She's a year ahead of me in the game.

So she's had time to build up her assets.

user15026

12:27 AM

ah :)

Lazers

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Q: What is the best way to obtain a ridiculously high score in Goat City Bay?

Previously on Goat Simulator... Our Goat protagonist embarked on an epic journey to earn a ridiculous number of points to appease the Goat God that looks suspiciously like Drew Cary. Now our Goat finds himself in a strange new land with considerably more water and less Science Holes. What w...

goat-simulator

Frank

@RedRiderX Wow. So bad.

RedRiderX

@Frank Indeed.

James

12:44 AM

@thinlyveiledquestionmark Hmmm Can we report that as spam? I mean they say a picture is worth a thousand words and you have 3 pictures in a row... 3000 words seems pretty spammy to me...

RedRiderX

Heh

Frank

@James Probably could. Whether it'll be validated or not is the question.

James

@Frank I actually avoid flagging in this chat

user15026

Never know until you science.

James

Cause its like an obligation for all the blue on the network to come here and bitch about how we have so many pointless flags

user15026

12:47 AM

@James ......

James

@AshleyNunn Well it does!!! :)

user15026

@James ...no.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oh hey, so that's who that is. Welp. I am substantially less surprised.

James

@AshleyNunn Wow your argument and facts have changed my mind I agree with you now :P

@LessPop_MoreFizz They change their profile name back or did you just do some successful snooping around?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz My shocked face is the same as my regular face in this instance

Frank

12:49 AM

@James Mods have access to recent name changes.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@James succesful snooping, of course.

user15026

@James shrugs

Frank

Either way, it's not hard to guess who that is.

James

@Frank Ooooh Cheaters! :D

@Frank I am notoriously bad at guessing things like that... I always figure they are all @GnomeSlice :)

Sadly he is right over there though -=> so I would be wrong.

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> 9. Among the words listed in the BuzzFeed Style Guide’s official list of terms are “duckface,” “bro-down,” “Kimye” and “surfbort.”

thinly veiled question mark

12:50 AM

I wonder if newspaper editors take college classes on puns

LessPop_MoreFizz

Buzzfeed has a Style Guide.

James

... Surfbort...

Frank

@James Nah, this is Retrosaur/Slowpoke/DISREGARDMODSACQUIREREP, among others.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@thinlyveiledquestionmark No, it's just that only someone so debased as to actually like puns would also be sufficiently debased to work as a copy editor at a daily newspaper.

James

@thinlyveiledquestionmark I think they recycle jokes even dads will not use.

user15026

12:51 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well, how else would you get that particular Buzzfeed....essence

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Gifs?

thinly veiled question mark

So what'd you guys think of E3 so far

pretty dismal, decent?

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James

@thinlyveiledquestionmark Ill let ya know on Thursday... Im not going until Wed.

GnomeSlice

what does debased mean

Fluttershy

12:57 AM

@GnomeSlice Reduced in quality/value.

user15026

@GnomeSlice like...to lower in quality or make less awesome

GnomeSlice

right but how does it apply to people

a debased person is a caveman?

i harw tyling ib nu lhkve

YGH

UGH

I hate typing on my phone.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Depends. Context?

Fluttershy

Mobile chat is a debased chatting experience.

GnomeSlice

scroll up a bit

@flu huehue

Trent Hawkins

12:59 AM

verb (used with object), de·based, de·bas·ing.
1. to reduce in quality or value; adulterate: They debased the value of the dollar.
2. to lower in rank, dignity, or significance: He wouldn't debase himself by doing manual labor.

Fluttershy

8 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@thinlyveiledquestionmark No, it's just that only someone so debased as to actually like puns would also be sufficiently debased to work as a copy editor at a daily newspaper.

Would be my guess as to context.

GnomeSlice

that ^

user15026

@Fluttershy Ah, okay, basically people who like puns = lesser than those who are above such simple humor, and copy writing a daily newspaper = lesser than the people who do other more important things

GnomeSlice

Oh.

Fluttershy

Isn't @Wipqozn a copy editor?

GnomeSlice

1:01 AM

thats not as funny as I was hoping

follow up question, what's a copy editor

Frank

This makes me feel better about being Canadian.

Not that I feel bad about being one, in any sense.

user15026

@GnomeSlice generally someone who edits for grammar, style consistency, format, making sure everything is consistent

FAE

@Frank Yeah, when I moved here, I was like What?!

Frank

@FAE Paid days off!? What are THOSE!?

user15026

@Frank .....this reminds me I should very gently push myself to find a...less contractor-y gig

FAE

1:03 AM

Even if you have a little part time job as a cashier or something, if you've got non-flex contract, you still get them.

user15026

@Frank also, this makes me wonder about my job, and if its insistence that I not get anything in pterms of paid leave or public holidays is actual legit possible allowed even as a contractor

user15026

or if it is sketchy as heck

user15026

(aka I am thinking a lot about my job today)

Frank

@AshleyNunn Simple way to find out; ask your labour board.

Then, if you don't mind possibly losing your job, you tell your bosses.

user15026

@Frank I am kinda tempted to see if I can get someone from the labour board to check over my contract

Frank

1:05 AM

In the case they're not complying, anyways.

user15026

(provided I have something else as a possible thing)

GnomeSlice

thinking about your life sucks

Frank

Awesome job is turning out to be not so awesome anymore?

I heard about your not fun anxiety. That was bad, alright.

user15026

@Frank It's still somewhat awesome, but the NRE is wearing off, if that makes sense

user15026

@Frank I am still VERY angry about that

user15026

1:09 AM

and also about what was said and how it was said

GnomeSlice

nre?

user15026

and how they all (except the marketing girl) were rfriends before

FAE

@GnomeSlice New Relationship Energy.

user15026

and it shows

GnomeSlice

oh

user15026

1:09 AM

@FAE I figured it was the most apt way to explain the feeling

FAE

@AshleyNunn Makes sense to me! Not sure how many others it'll make sense to though, haha.

user15026

@FAE Yeah, fair enough :P

user15026

I am just having an icky brain day

user15026

but me and @worldengineer are watching star trek and it is making things better and I bought new shoes today and also a shirt that has 8-bit renditions of various Nintendo consoles on it

FAE

Please let this trailer not be as long as CoD's.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:14 AM

@AshleyNunn @GnomeSlice Copy Editors are also generally responsible for headlines though, which is where the puns happen.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz aye, I was speaking in a more generalized sense.

user15026

This is brilliant

RedRiderX

@AshleyNunn :O

LessPop_MoreFizz

As for my use of the word 'debased'; while the definitions provided are correct, one should also understand the word to carry, in most conversation, a distinct moral overtone, when talking about people.

RedRiderX

1:16 AM

It so is!

Until your keys are so heavy no clutch will save you.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz aye, it does also carry a morality clause - I was trying to find a way to use the example of a debased woman but that takes more brain that I have.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Yeah, I didn't provide one mainly because it requires engaging with a morality I don't share, but which I sought to infer in my jocular slander of the journalistic arts.

Unionhawk

No words can describe the discomfort of diving with a sunburn.

None.

FAE

This game looks really pretty.

Unionhawk

Ow

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:18 AM

And yes, that sentence was written specifically and entirely to confuse @GnomeSlice and make him take out a dictionary.

RedRiderX

@Unionhawk Heh that sounds like fun

Unionhawk

@lesspop nice

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk the fingers of my left hand currently are striped with approximate 40 paper cuts, spaced a millimeter apart, and all quite long.

my middle finger quite literally feels like it is bursting out of it's own skin.

FAE

MEDIA MOLECULE, YOU LIARS

LessPop_MoreFizz

What exactly is a Jell-O shot? Have you had one? #JelloShotMom?

Tweeted by NancyGraceHLN on June 10, 2014 at 12:48 AM

NANCY GRACE ASKING THE HARD QUESTIONS.

user15026

1:23 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I wondered about the big words.

Unionhawk

HARD QUESTIONS

FAE

OMG Little Big Planet 3 looks so great.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz THat sounds horrid

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn it is horrifically uncomfortable.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz What the hell did you do?

RedRiderX

1:24 AM

I was gonna ask

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FAE was helping my dad install an air conditioner. Tried to pick it up wrong.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ack.

Unionhawk

I mean, that sounds terrible, but... BCD on top of burnt shoulders is still no fun. Also... How the hell?... Ah

RedRiderX

OH GAWD

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh god owowowowowowow

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:25 AM

didn't even realize I had sliced my hand to ribbons until an hour or so later and I started sweating and the salt from the sweat and ow ow ow ow ow ow

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz That makes me clench my hands in sadness

GnomeSlice

wear gloves next time

Unionhawk

Boom. @Gnome with the obvious solutions to obscure problems

Just like me: wear sunscreen next time you idiot.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Not planning to install any more air conditioners any time soon.

Unionhawk

(though mine isn't an obscure problem it's just an occupational hazard)

GnomeSlice

1:33 AM

go install some more air conditioners and practice wearing gloves so you don't forget

or something

...

@chip are you here?

Dammit @Gnome

what

what did I do now

I was onviously joking

Unionhawk

Just, blanket statement

GnomeSlice

1:34 AM

obvioisly

obiulsy

OBVIOUSLY

Unionhawk

Obv

GnomeSlice

@chipes talk to meeee

ffs

i miss the internet

what do i even do with my time

i mean even when i have it

honestly

fuck sake

RedRiderX

shrug

GnomeSlice

i just spend all day literally wasting time

@red the games in the ikoid thing are great

SaintWacko

I spend all day playing Ascendant

THANKS TO YOU

GnomeSlice

1:39 AM

i guess I beat dark frontier in like one day though

yeee @saint. did you get any new characters?

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Just Ghat and Midas

I've actually been using Ghat a lot

The three slots for spell blessings is awesome

GnomeSlice

midas blows ass

ghat's kinda cool but i almost always use theseus

did I tell you I made it to early winter yesterday

died before reaching a boss though

shield guys

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Really?

They look kind of meh

GnomeSlice

Ive played three and really enjoyed 2, abd enjoyed the other

Dark Frontier is awesome

sheep in hell is cute but pretty basic

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Whoa nice

GnomeSlice

1:42 AM

nice presentation though

SaintWacko

I've made it to late summer

GnomeSlice

@saint i keep firgetting that itzli blessing on spell (spells go through guys) makes it ignore shields too

Have you found blessing of loki yet? that + piercing is op

FAE

Wha... what

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Oh, didn't even think about that

GnomeSlice

loki makes them bounce

FAE

1:43 AM

The Last of Us/Diablo III crossover.

What the hell.

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Yeah, that's my favorite spell blessing

GnomeSlice

yeeee

SaintWacko

Loki + Itzli + Kamaho

Or whatever that one is

The one that makes them home

GnomeSlice

kamaho worst blessing

kamoho

he sucks

SaintWacko

Or the explode one

Agni

GnomeSlice

1:44 AM

homing is only useful in rare cases

the one that launches enemies is kinda fun

pretty good in groups

SaintWacko

Yeah, the best use for Kamoho is on spells, and even that should be replaced as soon as possible

@GnomeSlice Zephyrus?

GnomeSlice

i forget which blessing though. the wind maybe

no that pushes them back

one actually launches staggered nerds

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Whoa

I want

GnomeSlice

@saint did you ever find living spit magic?

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Yeah, didn't last very long with it though

GnomeSlice

1:45 AM

that + loki = easy mode except on bosses

SaintWacko

I ran into the Maw with it

And it doesn't do shit against the Maw

GnomeSlice

shoot once, get like 20

wtf the maw is a joke with it

SaintWacko

Also, there's one that shoots flaming pots

GnomeSlice

I think... maybe not

SaintWacko

that with Loki is cool

GnomeSlice

1:46 AM

Oh, the alchemist?

or Automaton

SaintWacko

Tons of fire pillars

Looks just like the alchemist attack

GnomeSlice

uh...

SaintWacko

No, it's a spell you can get

GnomeSlice

wat

SaintWacko

Fucking spam filter

GnomeSlice

1:47 AM

oh cool, I've never tried fire pillar

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Ah, yeah, that's it

GnomeSlice

also how do you know the alchemist if you only got to late summer

Chippies

@GnomeSlice what'chu want?

GnomeSlice

@chip hi. i just miss you

Chippies

kinda watching Parks and Recreation at the moment

why aren't you on irc?

GnomeSlice

1:48 AM

i have no internet at home any more

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Alchemist shows up earlier than that

GnomeSlice

my phone is apparently unblocked tho

SaintWacko

Wait

I meant late fall

GnomeSlice

oh okay, alchemist only shows up in fall

Chippies

anyways, I gotta go watch the show with wife, go on IRC, there's people there that will probably talk to you, sorry :x

GnomeSlice

1:49 AM

also I think late fall is always the hermit

bye chippies

SaintWacko

I've only made it to that boss once

Chippies

@GnomeSlice loves <3 ttyl

GnomeSlice

He's fuct @saint

SaintWacko

Also, I found a breath that just outright gives you two spirits

GnomeSlice

yee

SaintWacko

1:51 AM

I need to get better with breaths

I never use them

GnomeSlice

beating the hermit unlocks 'the linksword' which looks suspiciously like the master sword

breath of lyssa best breath

beast mode + killing regens hp

talking about games is nice

SaintWacko

Except for the ones that give you health, or armour, or spirits

@GnomeSlice I got that, never got a chance to use it

I never think about them when I need then

I like the tree breath

Free 4 hearts

GnomeSlice

yeah

also i discovered today theseus doesnt fully heal after a boss

SaintWacko

Also, I found Fortuna's Sword three times in one game

GnomeSlice

he just heals like 5 hearts

SaintWacko

1:54 AM

@GnomeSlice o.0

GnomeSlice

wtf

SaintWacko

Oh, wow

Yeah, it was ridiculous

GnomeSlice

ive never found that sword

SaintWacko

Twice from the thing where you spend 5 influence for a gamble

and a third time somewhere else

It's a pretty sweet sword

GnomeSlice

Also have you noticed the bug (?) where you do the thing where you choose a chest 3 times in a row and it sometimes gives you a blessing you haven't ynlocked?

SaintWacko

1:55 AM

@GnomeSlice Hm, no

What one can you do multiple times?

GnomeSlice

@saint also your answer about proficiencies needs more info, or an example. I still dont get it

yeah you get 'blessing of fortuna' and it gives you like a random blessing

looks funny in the menu when it has some info written doen behind the lock

the event rooms always stress me out

because sometimes you get the dumb poison one

LessPop_MoreFizz

GRIM FANDANGO.