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badp

3:00 PM

@agent86 -1, 3comma5u

agent86

@badp -1 yomomma

badp

@agent86 -1, hashtag yolo

(I'm done)

hash

3:01 PM

@agent86 :O

agent86

@RedRiderX now I need a variant of the intro voiceover for powerpuff girls that goes with doctor who

Ben Brocka

agent86

@BenBrocka nope.avi

Ben Brocka

How nature says "no. No do not touch me."

Unionhawk

Spider crab, spider crab. Does whatever a spider crab does.

Ben Brocka

3:03 PM

Despite the spikes it seems to have lots a leg

Chippies

diablofans.com/forums/diablo-iii-general-forums/…

if anyone gets this rift, let me know

Lazers

0

Q: What are the Diablo 3 Hardcaps

What are the Hardcaps on stats in Diablo 3? I am having trouble finding official posts or people that have tested these values. Please provide the source of your information as well. Thanks

diablo-3

0

Q: How do you assist target with a controller in FFXIV?

How do you target the target of your current target (assist target) with a controller? The default keyboard/mouse key is T.

ps3 controllers ps4 final-fantasy-14

Origami Robot

I will let you know after I kill him.

Chippies

@OrigamiRobot You are the definition of Wipqozn, which is... EVIL!

Ben Brocka

do Xbox One controllers work on PC yet?

They're $45 at newegg

FEichinger

3:08 PM

@BenBrocka Is it bad that I kinda think that thing is cute?

Origami Robot

> Features rumble motors

Ben Brocka

IT is cute

Augh the green boxes on these things. I love green but damn, they should use the black

Origami Robot

@BenBrocka Mountain Dew colored.

Ben Brocka

Exactly

Powerlord

@BenBrocka Last I heard, no.

Ben Brocka

3:11 PM

> Compatible with Xbox One Play and Charge Kit

The hell is that?

oh rechargable batteries

Powerlord

@BenBrocka Blocked where I work, but this page gives the official status. Apparently it's possible unofficially though.

Origami Robot

> The Xbox One Wireless Controller features over 40 improvements to the award-winning Xbox 360 Wireless Controller.

I hate Wireless Controllers

Ben Brocka

Arg. I already have weirdo drivers installed for DS3/DS4

@OrigamiRobot It works wired too (apparently the 360 one didn't unless you got the wired one?)

Oh right, the wireless 360 pads don't even have a normal output port

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot Well, unfortunately that's what all the consoles have used in the past 6+ years.

Origami Robot

No, ignore me.

3

Powerlord

3:15 PM

@BenBrocka It has a USB port for charging, but not for communication.

Origami Robot

I cannot brain today.

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord PS3 and xbox have ways to play wired. 360 has wired controllers, PS3 lets you plug in a USB cable

Wipqozn

OKay, @OrigamiRobot, if you insist.

adds @OrigamiRobot to ignore list

Ben Brocka

...wait I don't see mention of a way to add a wire to the Xb1 pad maybe I'm wrong

I haven't had any issues (aside from battery) with the wireless PS/Wii controllers though. Wireless MICE on the other hand...no

not for games anyway

Origami Robot

@BenBrocka Look at the bottom picture.

Ben Brocka

3:17 PM

the pictures of the buttons?

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Don't lie, you could never ignore me.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I did put you on my ighnore list for about a minute.

A minute too long!

It was hell.

Origami Robot

@BenBrocka No, the back view.

Ben Brocka

Oh, I see microUSB, doesn't mention if you can sent inputs down the wire--I thought I read you could though

won't be buying it if I can't use it on PC though

Origami Robot

Ben Brocka

3:20 PM

Honestly just wish I could jam a real d pad on a 360 pad or if DS4s were cheaper I'd get one just for the PC

badp

error error tilt timeout out of memory no battery E_FUCKS_LEFT_TO_GIVE_NOT_MORE_OR_EQUAL_THAN

Origami Robot

I'm assuming they're calling the microUSB port an expansion port.

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot it says add ons though--not really sure what that's all about

haven't heard "expansion port" since those useless GC ports that probably like 2 games use

Panic Bomb

> since those useless GC ports that probably like 2 games use

True of most official Nintendo peripherals

Ben Brocka

Remember when rumble was a separate attachment? Brilliant

Also, memory card in the controller, why not

Panic Bomb

3:26 PM

Remember when games that didn't let you save on the cartridge made you swap back and forth if you wanted to use rumble too?

Ronan Forman

@BenBrocka Remember when rumble was an in-game unlock?

Panic Bomb

GOOD TIMES

Lazers

0

Q: How do protections work?

In Smite, certain items grant magical or physical protection. Every mythological character has some degree of natural physical protection. Mages also get natural magical protection (while other chars don't). What does protection do? How (much) does it mitigate incoming damage?

smite

0

Q: Only backup files in my Bin folder in %appdata% .minecraft

Hi I was trying to install the tropicraft mod but when I went into my Bin folder it only had a backup file can someone help me please?

minecraft

Ben Brocka

@RonanForman Was it? Do you mean OoT? I Think it was only "unlocked" to find hidden stuff but rolling into stuff always rumbled

Panic Bomb

@Lazers This guy seems to post a lot of self-answer questions that are just copy-pasted from another source

Ben Brocka

3:27 PM

@PanicBomb Did games do that? I'm not surprised but can't recall a specific example

Ronan Forman

@BenBrocka Oh yeah, so it was.

Panic Bomb

@BenBrocka Most big-budget games usually let you save on the cart, but yeah, anything that required the controller pak to save and also supported rumble would say "okay, now switch back to the rumble pak" after you would save

Ben Brocka

which also doesn't work in the Wii version and makes finding some skulltulas require a walkthrough (or memory--I think I remember the only ones)

StrixVaria

3:38 PM

SGDQ schedule is out

5

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria What is this?

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Summer Games Done Quick

A bunch of live speedruns in a row for charity.

Ben Brocka

Who the hell buys a bundle for a licensed game?

New PS3 bundle! Get a 500GB PS3, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and ASM1 on VUDU. Pre-order: http://bit.ly/1nfKZqZ http://t.co/qCotg6qrRg

Tweeted by PlayStation on April 18, 2014 at 3:38 PM

Origami Robot

Neat

StrixVaria

AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is their bigger event, in January each year, but this one should still be neat.

user15026

3:40 PM

@StrixVaria There is some intriguing stuff in there

@StrixVaria cool

I can read dates.

@StrixVaria pikmin!

@OrigamiRobot Dates are in the doc. June 22-29 or so.

Origami Robot

INB4

StrixVaria

3:41 PM

@GnomeSlice Bleed is on the list.

Ooh, a Dishonored race!

That should be really fun to watch.

Origami Robot

> Tomba bid war (1 vs. 2)

:O

Ben Brocka

Oh shit Bunny Must Die I can't miss that

Origami Robot

> Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind

Oh god

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot excellent

I only beat the first world in that twice

second game was actually really good

Origami Robot

The underwater level was so hard because on top of all the other problems with that game, you couldn't see shit.

StrixVaria

3:45 PM

They're running The Lost Vikings. That's amazing.

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy That's not a licensed game

StrixVaria

That game is going to have all the nostalgia.

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tim Stone

@BenBrocka Probably the same people who bought the unbundled Xbox One even though it was the same price as the bundled (Titanfall/Forza) ones.

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka Oh, derp. You're right.

Ben Brocka

3:45 PM

@TimStone If there are people like that I feel very sorry for them

Fluttershy

30 mins ago, by Origami Robot

I cannot brain today.

StrixVaria

I don't even understand what a Risk of Rain speed run would be.

But they're doing it.

Ben Brocka

actually I think the original might have been MORE expensive because the titanfall bundle was usually $50 off

Fluttershy

@StrixVaria Really, really difficult.

Powerlord

I really wish the Steam protocol had an option to open a server's information panel.

Origami Robot

3:46 PM

JSRF might be fun to watch

Fluttershy

Ooh, they're speedrunning Dust? That should be fun to see. :3

user15026

I wonder if I can get away with streaming this stuff while I work....

Origami Robot

SotN all bosses with a 45m estimate? Jeez.

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot They tend to overestimate, too.

Origami Robot

I don't even.

StrixVaria

3:48 PM

Like for Dishonored the estimate is 1:05 but I know one of the guys doing the race has gotten sub-50 minutes.

Origami Robot

They must be using some crazy one hit kill glitch

StrixVaria

I'm not familiar with SotN.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Soul Steal is pretty effective against bosses.

user15026

....ten soccer games are about to finish all at once, with multiple bets on each. Save me.

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn That's not esports.

Fluttershy

3:49 PM

@AshleyNunn Everybody loses, you win, you take all the winnings and run?

user15026

@StrixVaria We do "real" sports too

RedRiderX

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot Maybe they hope to find a Crissagrim (or however that's spelled) early on.

Ronan Forman

@Ashley but I thought you liked your hair...

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Not Dopplegangers!

RedRiderX

3:50 PM

We are on the road to v0.25!

Tim Stone

@StrixVaria Extreme Football Manager 2014

StrixVaria

@RedRiderX Do you have a portrait layout too?

Origami Robot

There are 25 or so bosses in SotN

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot There's only two Doppelgangers, and by the time you reach the second you, can have Crissaegrim.

RedRiderX

@StrixVaria Yep

StrixVaria

3:50 PM

@OrigamiRobot That is a lot of bosses...

RedRiderX

v0.25 is mainly to fix the currently borken landscape layout

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy They can't have time to farm that in that amount of time.

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot I knew there were a lot, didn't feel quite like 25 though

Ronan Forman

@red how do I get my hands on that?

Panic Bomb

Yeah SotN speedrunning has gotten to a pretty crazy place

Ben Brocka

3:51 PM

It's spread out over 2 maps though so it makes sense

StrixVaria

►

Panic Bomb

There are so many glitches in that game, and so many people play it, that LOTS of weird tricks have been developed

Fluttershy

17 bosses

StrixVaria

Here's all bosses in 36 minutes.

RedRiderX

@RonanForman Hang on, let me push this version...

Panic Bomb

3:52 PM

MOONWALKING THROUGH DRACULA'S CASTLE

Ben Brocka

Dammit the Bunny Must Die run is super late

what timezone is this?

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy castlevaniacrypt.com/games/sotn/bosses-2.htm

There are more than 17

Fluttershy

I wanna see someone do a good All Bosses speedrun. :(

RedRiderX

It's currently Android only, since I don't have a mac and or iThing

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot I completely missed the page numbers. :P

I only counted one page.

7 mins ago, by Fluttershy

30 mins ago, by Origami Robot

I cannot brain today.

31 bosses

Ronan Forman

3:54 PM

@red I got an android phone this morning.

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Well, some of them are listed separately, but they're one boss.

RedRiderX

@RonanForman nice!

Powerlord

31 sounds high to me, but then again, I haven't stopped to count the number of areas the castle has.

Ronan Forman

@red early birthday present for myself!

RedRiderX

Okay it's built and testedish

V0.2.5 now with not broken landscape mode and better starring for things that are already starred.

Ben Brocka

3:56 PM

I mean, it's not like Contra Evolution has IAP buttons right above the jump button. Or yeah, I guess that's exactly what it has.

Tweeted by Duckols on April 18, 2014 at 3:52 PM

RedRiderX

Big things left to implement are a dark theme option and having external links not open in the InAppBrowser

Still not sure if I can do either of those with my current setup

Origami Robot

Oh yea, I forgot how OP Wing Smash is in SotN

fredley

DroidStack is the worst. 'chat support'. Webview to mobile chat.

Origami Robot

And they skipped Death

RedRiderX

@fredley Heh, thats what I do!

Origami Robot

3:58 PM

That makes a lot more sense now.

fredley

@red you do mobile chat?

RedRiderX

3 mins ago, by RedRiderX

V0.2.5 now with not broken landscape mode and better starring for things that are already starred.

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